Hares : Hump the Shark
Where : The Berwick Public House, 356 Cranston Road NE
Attendance : 23 (running in multiple groups of fewer than 10)
Q: What’s long and goes up at a 45% gradient?
A: Hump the Shark’s t(r)ail.
True to himself, Hump the Shark took us on an extended run up and down hills, across waters and through wooded areas. Because he’s such a class act, we were met with a cooler full of beers at the end.

Scavenger Hunt Items
- Hooters
- Bird Condominium
- Babbling Brook
- Dragonfly
- Nitwit
- Mountains
- Grader
- Teddy bears
One milestone this week: Abandoned Pussy rode her way through her 369th. To celebrate, Strap-On Crampon cracked open her special bottle of Cask Strength Alberta Premium Rye.
Absolutely NO fucking ONE.
Yours truly, PMS
ON ON!