Hares : Pyro and Krusty
Where: 5029 Nose Hill Dr NW, Calgary, AB T3L 0A2
Attendance : 28
Many hashers gasped with horror when they saw those two hares’ names combined for this Monday’s run. Some even conveniently found themselves suddenly “busy” with their “other friends” that night (ahem-Snevil&HotCheeks-ahem).
Shockingly, trail was no ball buster. Some technology relying race-ists may have even clocked it at a very reasonable 6.3km. To prove that they weren’t going soft on us, Pyro and Krusty *did* however provide us with mucky grounds, prickly bushes and steep hills.
Hump the Shark is a very dirty boy indeed 
No milestones this week, but we had the visit of two virgins (whom Wet Spot and Cum Honor made come): Bjoern and Aline. Bjoern wanted to run with airpods in, but gave up on the idea after p̶e̶r̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶b̶̶̶b̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ some guidance from the rest of the pack.
Also, archived Frogodile Hunter graced us with her presence. Regrettably, she found no frogodiles on trail.
Noobs Bjoern and Aline 
Froggie’s back!
(actually, that’s her front)
In other news, there were two episodes of alcohol abuse, for which the perpetrators were punished by abusing more alcohol.
Shame 
Shaaaaame!
For more shameful behaviour, see below:
On-On!