Hares : OPP and Liquor Lots
Where: Liquor Lots’s Lair, Erlton, Calgary
Attendance : 26
OoooOoooh, tonight’s run looks like it was – in Hot Cheeks’s words – a GOODR. She is a little biased though, as she was (as per her own recounting of events) the 🥇WIENER🥇. Hashing being a strictly non-competitive … errr… “sport” (?), she got punished for her race-ism.
Our two hares provided us with a beauty of a trail and delivered on the weather too! There were stairs, ups and downs, bushwhacking and a ton of checkbacks which kept the front running bastards in check(back)! Because … you know… fall, headlamps are no longer optional. Slippy Thong didn’t get that memo and apparently got lost in the bush. Race-ist Hot Cheeks pointed out that Slippy was Dead Fucking Last by a good twenty minute margin. 🎗(Here’s Slippy’s participation ribbon)
Look at this beautiful round number of km’s. Ooooooh baby. 💦
Poppy was named “Pocket Weasel”. 
These two birthday girls’ ages add up to 100. Math is hard, you figure it out. 
Mmmmmm Ladyfingers RA’ed tonight. 
RoaaaAArRrRRing Nancy must have done something stupid. 
The obligatory MmmmSelfie 
Look at those athletes! Hard to believe they weren’t the wieners.
On Out,
Cheers!
PMS
(don’t forget me!)