Hare : Hump the Shark
Where: Baker Park boat launch, Calgary, AB
Attendance : 25
Does the run title “Little Erections” refer to the mayoral elections held this Monday? Does it refer to the fact that – as per his own admission – the hare “finally managed to get it up today”? He even posted photos online . And he did buy a whole boxful of widgets to help him get there – see below.
This was a trail full of sexual offenses of all kinds:
? Walkers enjoyed themselves thoroughly (or did they? There is some talk of a lack of being turned on because of “buttons” not being fiddled right).
? Because Hump the Shark knows that everyone likes wood(s) (particularly dark wood) and everyone likes it deep, he set a trail that delivered on all fronts and there was much rejoicing:
? Skewbic Hair tripped and landed rear end first on Slippy’s head, thus achieving his lifelong goal of sitting on a harrierette’s face (other than his wife).
? To further sex things up, the hare even had his special “sexy time” red-light district headlamp on.
Meanwhile, back at the parking lot, some non-consensual dicking happened. See for yourselves:
In other non-sexual stories: the Hardster (Hardly and Twisted Sister) provided snacks for everyone, and virgin RA Liquor Lots – along with co-RA Twisty – ensured her BFF OPP was attributed the hash shit (deservedly, no doubt, but for reasons unknown to the scribe)
Lof-T is pouting because:
a) It’s Funyuns he wanted, NOT sour cream and onion chips.
b) He accidentally sat on his chips.
c) He wanted Skewbic Hair to sit on his face, not Slippy’s.
(ɔ ɟo ǝpᴉs ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ʎlqɐqoɹd) (q :ɹǝʍsuɐ
On out!
PMS
