2202 – ๐Ÿ’ƒNew Year Tacky Formal๐Ÿ•บ

Hare: Stool Stuffer
Where: Lynwood Park SE, Calgary, AB
Attendance: 13

Hashers in attendance today:
โœ” Booty Camp
โœ” Daisy Duke
โœ” Dastardly
โœ” Hardly
โœ” King Shit
โœ” Lay’em in Snow
โœ” Liquor Lots
โœ” Rashy Bush
โœ” Skewbic hair
โœ” Snow Blower
โœ” Stool Stuffer ๐Ÿฐ
โœ” Tighty Whitey
โœ” Twisted Sister

Tacky formals are always a fun way to see how people manage to get decked out in ridiculous outfits that they are still able to run in. (Pro-tip: 80’s cocktail attire and athletic wear are both a lurex/poly-blend. Coincidence?? I think not!). This year however, disappointingly, few people ventured out of their regular hash comfort zone. A few hashers did make an effort: we saw a couple of tuxedo t-shirts (the Twisdlies), one actually tuxedo jacket & bow tie (King Shit) and a mystifying nubuck chaps and corduroy jacket combo (Daisy Duke. Who else?). An honorable mention goes to Rashy Bush with her glittery cum-merbund (!).

Stoolie brought us the longest run of 2022. Seriously now, he had notified – nay, warned – that his trail would be “of average length or longer” ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. His reasoning was that since temps were “tropical” (i.e. nearing 0ยฐC), it was the perfect opportunity to take ourselves out of hibernation and do an actual regular length trail. None of this carshing or 600 m trail nonsense.

On On and Hashy New Year!
PMS