Hares : Granny Panties & Running Dry
Where: Bella Roma Restaurant
Big Rock: with pizza!
Attendance: 33
As a cold and icy night falls on The Capitol (AKA Calgary), the people from the districts gather together to see who will be chosen for the down-downs.
District Sets a Long Ass Run in The Cold: Grannie Panties and Running Dry
District Can’t Hold a Note in the Choir: Masterbeater and Baby
District Stalker: Roaring Nancy and Tighty Whitey (Tighty is leaving his clothes at Roaring’s, so he has an excuse to always go back.
District Too Much to Scribe on Her: Dementia (taking hooker phone calls while on trail)
District Threesome: King Shit, Pyro and Thunder Tits (Watch out for her, boys! She is a man user on trail!)
District Slap a Bitch (AKA Lac La Biche): Archive Goes Both Ways
District Xmas Party Crew: Spitting Balls, Buried Pleasure, Dr. FIll and Frigid Beaver
District Nerds: Skewbic and Menage a Trois
District Down on Trail: Twisty
District No Life: Comes and Goes (his 200th run)
District New Guy: Tim (Now be known as “Lying Sack of Shit” for trying to invent his own hash name of Hackysack)
May The Odds Be Ever in Your Beer!
On-On!
Effy (AKA Abandoned Pussy)