2214 – ☘️ Kiss Me Heiny ☘️

Hares: Oozy Pizzle Panties & Liquor Lots
Where: Griffith Woods Park SW – Discovery Ridge, Calgary, AB
On-In: Lennox Irish Pub SW, Calgary, AB
RA: Snevil
Attendance: 23

It’s that time of year again, when it becomes socially acceptable for people to shamelessly give way to their addiction and lack of restraint: yes indeed, it’s girl guide cookie season again. And King Shit has undoubtedly purchased 10 boxes of Vanilla/Chocolate Creme Cookies, all in the name of encouraging young female entrepreneurship. Our hare OPP acknowledges her shameless plug to peddle her daughter’s product on our website. Bring your money, do your bit.

The hares were so sure of the quality of their trail, they guaran-f*ckn-teed it would make us WET ?. We were told to bring a change of undergarments.

The hares gave us wood, in fact.

Also, hashers were told that there was a glory hole on trail, which Liquor Lots enjoyed fingering, apparently.


Throwback Monday: PMS, Third Erection, Rhoda Dick (2011)

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