2227 – (•_ㅅ_•)Daisy Duke and Dastardly Set Trail: The Triple D Cup!

Hares: Daisy Duke and Dastardly
Where: North Glenmore Park, Lot J, Calgary, AB
On-In: TBA
RA: King Shit
Attendance: 11 (wet blankets the rest of ’em)

When DD and D join forces to set trail, we are sure to get a trail that will deliver soggy shoes and mucky dips (that’s what they promised anyway). They like it wet and dirty.

And wet it was! Much of tonight’s “dirt” is related to how wet things got:

? Wearing rubber for protection (her wellies), Tight Lips started hard and fast but then chose to slow things down (with the walkers).
? Lying Sack of Shit, in an attempt to stay dry, skipped trail altogether and bailed to get to the bar! As a reward, Sticky Lips gifted him the Hash Shit.
? Hump The Shark let his boys out let his inner boy out and was caught jumping in puddles. He got so excited that there are distinct reports of a telltale wet spot in his crotch area.
? Stool Stuffer – wanting to stay dry – wore a raincoat that kept all external wetness out. This had the added benefit of sealing his own juices in. Yum.
? Daisy Duke anointed himself to drink from the new shoes that the Hash bought him, even though he did not wear said new shoes on trail.

Do you see the arm giving you the finger??

ON ON !
PMS

(Input from Slippy Thong and King Shit. Photos by King Shit, Slippy Thong and Tight Lips. Running map by Snevil)