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Run 2458 – May the Fourth Be With You

May 4, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Shakesbeer

Location: Stanley Park

Parking lot GPS Coordinates: 51.017348, -114.070629

Southwest Calgary, Calgary, AB T2S 2R6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/BMFnSkKBw3xL89xL8

RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 26

Viewpoint with LL and OPP

The Beginning

Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail on May the Forth. With a Star Trek theme, costumes were encouraged.

The starting point of the trail was the parking lot at Stanley Park. The group arrived and prepared for an epic trail. Camshaft called for the group to circle up and we got ready for the trail.

Camshaft went through the introduction and announcements, then called the hare into the circle to explain the marks!

Shakesbeer pointed out the first mark, and the pack was released.

The Trail

Off across the park to find more marks. Flagging and chalk marks revealed themselves as the pack progressed the trail.

With the regroup located, it was time for a quick refreshment prior to heading to Born Brewing Company for indoor down downs.

Down Down’s

Tighty Whitey was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He had prepared a program with a Star Wars theme. His Star Wars inspiration extended into inventing a names he attributed to hashers in the down down’s.

Choir – Cantina Band – Hardly and Stoolie

Camshaft – Lubed Skywalker and LL – Fuckakin Skywalker

A group down down for some reason that escapes me!

With the down down’s complete, it was time to socialize and enjoy the yummy Born Brewing product.

Apparently, a hash shit was abandoned at the pub. I trust this will be reacquainted with its rightful owner.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The trail was 5 – 6 km’s through the wilds of Stanley Park, Rideau Park and Park Hill. A combination of streets, pathways, alleys and trails. Shakesbeer outdid himself setting this great trail.

Hash Extra

Run

Run 2457 – Hot Pants Lights the Trail On Fire

April 27, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Hot Pants, supported by Skewbic Hair and Dastardly

Location: Coasters Bar & Grill

16666 McKenzie Lake Blvd SE, Calgary, AB T2Z 1N4

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xW2qMjNYe3pSqqM8A

RA: Stool Stuffer

Attendance: 28

River View near Mountain Park SE

The Beginning

A fine day in April means that the weather can be anything. Hot Pants has been chomping on the bit to set his first trail for the Hash. Thankfully, a date near the end of January was available. Being a virgin hare, Hot Pants was supported by both Skewbic Hair and Dastardly to ensure he had the materials required for trail setting, plus the wisdom to set a great trail.

The trail was to be set in the Mountain Park SE neighbourhood, adjacent to the the Bow River. Lots or green belts and neighbourhood trails to explore. Starting point was selected to be Coasters Bar & Grill. A suitably questionable bar with cheep beer for the locals. Trail was planned from here, however, a change of plan ensued when it was discovered that they close early on Monday evenings!

The group assembled at Coasters in anticipation of the run.

A good turn out with no visible snow remaining from the weekend snow events.

Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they have made to describe the trail. Apparently, as one of the hares was the phot guy, no pictures were taken. I am sure you can visualize the H mark for on. the circle for a check, and the circle with an X for the check back. There was a promise of 5 playgrounds as well as a regroup. Pink flagging as well.

The Trail

Off from the parking lot heading South, marks were found . After a few false trails, the pack found the marks and headed out to discover the trail.

Finally, the regroup was found and refreshments were enjoyed in the last park.

The regroup continued until it was time to go back to the bar parking lot, and redeploy to an open pub in the neighbourhood, the Kilt & Caber Ale House in Makenzie Towne, a short distance away.

The Down Down’s

Stool Stuffer was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He volunteered the week previously, so he has had ample time to think of content. The section of the Kilt & Caber that we had our reservation was cozy. The club has been upgraded to Terriors from Harriers .

Stool Stuffer got his act together and suitable beverages were delivered.

Stoolie kicked off the ceremony by selecting a choir. As there were a faction of the group that chose not to go over the bridge to “the other side”, they were singled out for shortcutting en masse.

After the choir sang themselves a song, the hares were called up for a down down. With Hot Pants as the virgin hare, he was supported by Skewbic Hair and Dastardly.

Scoobie, Hot Pants and invisible Dastarly

A selection of other crimes and punishments were called out by the RA.

Blue Balls, shortly off on an adventure vacation

Looks like Tighty Whitey is the lucky one

Introducing Littlist Hoe and Swollen Member

With the down down’s complete, the pack settled into a pattern of eating, drinking and chatting. A fine evening, in spite of the bar relocation problem.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail in the range of 5 – 7 km, depending on whether you explored “the island” over the bridge. Not all chose this route, even the hare had thoughtfully laid trail and provided a delightful trail running experience.

Hash Extra

As the walkers were prolific with picture taking, it is only appropriate that they be included in the write up. Some addition random pictures as well?

Dastardly helped out with the haring as well…

Run

Run 2456 – The Mad Hatter Run

April 20, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Shakesbeer

Location: Joyce on Fourth

506 24 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2S 0K4

https://maps.app.goo.gl/HXo29arZxmY7pWH58

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 32

Hashers Spotted at Viewpoint

The Beginning

If it was not for the last minute, nothing would ever happen. Shakesbeer stepped forward to volunteer to set trail from James on Fourth Pub on 4 TH street SW. In the Mission. Cliff Bungalow neighbourhood, there is plenty of hills and parks to keep the Hash entertained.

Parking is not so easy at the Pub, so efforts were made to find a parking spot and head over to the Pub. A group of hashers assembled outside on the sidewalk, with some fancy hats present.

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and the introductions.

The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

Following the direction indicated by the hare, the pack spread out to find the marks..

A viewpoint obstructed by the presence of hashers

Eventually the trail ended at the regroup vehicle, where the walkers were able to enjoy a suitable refreshments while the runners made their way to this point.

After the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.

The pub was ready for us with beer and food which were enjoyed prior to the down down’s were ready.

The Down Down’s

Our Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening was Hump the Shark. He diligently prepared his material and got the beverages ready.

With the music now turned down, Hump the Shark was ready to go. He selected a choir of Roaring Nancy and Hot Pants.

Starting with the Hare, the program was delivered with a series of stories a crimes.

A big award milestone for Booty Camp. She has achieved 400 runs and received the obligatory trophy.

All mine until the next person reaches 400

With the down down’s complete, we were declared to be “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Looks like we ran over 6 km of a fine trail set by Shakesbeer.

Hash Extra

A few random pictures available for your viewing pleasure.

Run

Run 2455 – The 5’R Run by Tighty Whitey

April 13, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Tighty Whitey

Location: Burn Block Social Club

1217B 9 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 0S9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/oEu29UkWq2CFee249

RA: Lying Sack of Shit

Attendance: 31

Ice Receding on the Bow River

The Beginning

Tighty Whitey volunteered to set trail from the Burn Block Social Club in Inglewood. Known for being an interesting space with pinball as a feature, seems like a great place to set the hash run from. Tighty Withey has some some convoluted references linking the run number (2455) with his beer number (whatever that is) of 5555. Something about $5 pints and a run that would be 5 km’s. Sounds like witchcraft to me.

The Burns Block Social Club is housed in an ancient building in Inglewood. A character space with beer and pinball. The group found parking and converged on the space.

Inside, the group spread out enjoying happy hour pre run pricing as they prepared for the trail.

Camshaft and Insane Bolt called on the group to head out the back door and form a circle in the parking lot.

Camshaft trying to get the circle formed

Camshaft went through the introductions and announcements.

The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks that he had set for the trail.

I think the chalk marks on the dirt are very readible!

Tighty Whitey indicated a direction and the pack was released to find the marks.

The Trail

Out of the parking lot, marks were found as the pack headed toward the Bow River.

Hardly decides to head over to the other side

Pathway toward the confluence (Fort Calgary)

Apparently, the walkers also had fun. Here are some pictures as evidence.

At the viewpoint overlooking the city, the regroup was near by.

After refreshments and chatting, the group headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

As the pack assembled in the pub, it was time to prepare for the down down’s. Lying Sack of Shit was the volunteer Religious Advisor (RA). He prepared his program in anticipation of delivering the rewards and punishments to the group.

The RA called upon Pull My Woody and Insane Bolt as the choir. They chose to sing the Canadian song, written on the back of Hardly’ s shirt.

The program began with a down down for the hare. A fine trail, in spite of all the number 5 items that had to be appreciated.

A series of crimes and punishments were handed out by the RA. Some truth, some fantasy, and some accusations that were unfounded.

Down the RA and volunteer RA for next week!

We were declared “on the piss” as the RA volunteer for next week was determined!

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

The Trail

The trail was somewhere between 5 and 7 km ‘s with great views and challenging terrain. A fine trail by Tighty Whitey.

Hash Extra

So many pictures were taken. Here are some random shots that you can mentally insert into the story.

Run

Run 2454 – Daisy Does Stoneyslope

April 6, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Daisy Duke

Location: Stoneyslope Brewing Company

9620 Elbow Dr SW #20, Calgary, AB T2V 1M2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/FC4mqRh8fcp4GvRQA

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 28

A Bit of Neighbourhood History Spotted

The Beginning

Daisy Duke volunteered to set trail for a great run. His knowledge of the Haysboro/Southwood neighbourhoods would come in handy in devising a challenging yet entertaining trail. The weather was good in early April with snow and warm temperatures at the same time!

Daisy Duke has influence with the Stoneyslope Brewing Company. As such, he was able to get them to open up on a day that they are usually closed. A private venue for the group is a good thing!

The group arrived and settled down prior to the run. Apparently, there was a power failure in this neighbourhood. The good news is that they could still sell us beer and take credit cards using a cell phone as a hot spot! Happy days for all!

People kept arriving and the small space continued to fill up with hashers.

Camshaft and Insane Bolt declared it was time to head outside and circle up in the parking lot.

Camshaft works on getting the circle sorted out

Insane Bolt went through the announcements and introduction. We had a couple of returning archives joining us, Lying Sack of Shit and Krusty.

Finally, the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks he had set for the trail.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

From the parking lot, we found marks that sent us across Elbow Drive SW to the community of Haysboro. Along the streets and through the alleys enjoying the sloppy wet sunny conditions.

Some historic sights were park of the trail. An old ranch house and a very rare tree were included for our historical appreciation.

Some other features of the trail were the ski truck. Quite a find in this neighbourhood!

The long wet alley lead to the regroup vehicle. A sight to see and the source of great fulfilment.

From the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.

Interesting beer and food choices were available. Patience with the single server was the way to go!

The Down Downs

Skewbic Hair was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He assembled his program and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.

Skewbic Hair selected a choir of Rashy Bush and Hump the Shark. They enjoyed a down down as they sang themselves a suitable song.

You are all number 1. It was a great trail!

Just Stephen – did not come in his boots this time

Hardly gets the Hat Shit….all are happy!

Skewbic Hair declares the group “on the piss”, while LSOS volunteers for next week’s RA

With all the down down’s complete, the group was declared “on the piss”. More yummy beer to consume.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

This trail was in the 6 to 8 km range, depending on your level of embracement of the check backs and back checks. A great trail through interesting neighbourhoods.

Hash Extra

Many pictures were taken. Here are some that may be of interest to the group.

Run

Run 2453 – A Hot Slippy Thong in the Cheeks

March 30, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Slippy Thong and Hot Cheeks

Location: Red Crowns Pub

523 Woodpark Blvd SW #20, Calgary, AB T2W 4J3

https://maps.app.goo.gl/CFyX5DmeqLNruCheA

RA: Insane Bolt

Attendance: 22

Fish Creek Spring Wonderland

The Beginning

At a moment of weakness, Hot Cheeks and Slippy Thong were prepared to embrace the spring weather and set a run from the winds of Bebo Grove in Fish Creek Provincial Park. Sounded like a great plan as it has been sunny and mild for weeks. Park run with outdoor down down’s. A utopian vision.

As spring weather is also variable, a large dump of snow changed the plan. Plan B is the set trail from a warm pub in Woodbine SW, but include some of the Fish Creek trails which were now snow covered. Strapon ice cleats highly recommended.

The pack gathered in a non descript pub in the the SW, in the community of Woodbine (Woodlands). Suitably dodgy in appearance, it seemed well suited to host the hash.

The pack gathered and found suitable seating while the big screen showed some kind of hockey match featuring the loosing local team.

Insane Bolt declared that it was time to head outside in the daylight and circle up.

A reasonable turn out given the somewhat not so nice weather. If you were dressed for winter, the spring run would be “just fine”.

Insane Bolt went through the announcements and introductions. Called in the new person, Just Stephen, into the circle so we could introduce ourselves.

Insane Bolt hoping to rid himself of the hash shit on this run

The hares were called into the circle and described the marks we were to follow on the trail.

With chalk in hand, Slippy Thong makes it happen

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

Out of the parking lot, the pack spread out to find the marks that the hares had prepared for us to find.

Some sort of posing for the photographer. Yes, there is a mark on that bench.

As we descend into Fish Creek Park, the trail becomes more winter like. Fortunately, the paved trails had seen a plow.

Slippy Thong making sure we don’t get lost

Eventually, the trail lead back to the pub, and the regroup was located in the parking lot nearby!

Back to the pub to settle in and find some beverages and food in anticipation of the down down’s.

Good deals on the beer and food, so everyone was happy to this point!

The Down Down’s

The previous week, Insane Bolt volunteered to the the Religious Advisor (RA) for the down down ceremonies. As such, he has had a week to think about and prepare material.

Insane Bolt launched into action. He appointed a choir of Mr. PeeeeeNut and Shakesbeer, who sang themselves a song.

First, the hares were brough up and thanked for an epic Slippy trail.

Insane Bolt finds someone for his hash shit

Scoobie avoids hash shit on a technicality!

Slow Clap – Will remember her hash shit for next time!

Scoobie RA next week, Insane Bolt – On the Piss!

With the down down’s complete, it was time to enjoy the Red Crowns hospitality.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Looks like 6 – 7 km of trail were enjoyed by some. Excellent effort setting trail in crappy weather for the group to enjoy. Our introduction to Fish Creek trail was a fun time.

Hash Extra

Because we can, we are seeing what AI can do for the trail. So far…. interesting.

Run

Run 2452 – BBL Run

March 23, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Booty Camp and Snow Blower

Location: Kampus Brewing Co.

3630 Brentwood Rd NW #800, Calgary, AB T2L 2M6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/t5kyNUe3APcfoFoU8

RA: Karate Klit

Attendance: 31

Playing in the Sunset

The Beginning

Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower once again pitch in to save the hash. Apparently, they like setting trail as they are in contention for gold status in our frequent trail setting program.

They chose Kampus Brewing Co. as the start/finish location. This pub, close to the university, is hash friendly.

The group assembled in a section that had been put aside for us. Time to check out the deals and specials awaiting us when we return.

Insane Bolt announces it is time to head outside to circle up. Daylight is now a thing with the arrival of spring!

A good turn out for the group. A combination of daylight, warmer temperatures and spring have encouraged folks to come out and play!

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. We had a good number or visitors, archives and new boots!

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had made for the pack to follow.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail markings.

The Trail

Off to find the marks on the streets and adjacent parking lots. Lots of high density stuff around here,, but the trail was found and the pack was off!

Following marks, we eventually found the regroup with suitable refreshments available for the group.

From the regroup, a short walk back to the bar to settle in and figure out the beer and food menu.

The group settled down waiting patiently for the down down’s to begin

The Down Down’s

Karate Klit was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. Thankfully, she volunteered last week so has had ample time to tune her mind for a great performance. Some last minute encouragement from Hump the Shark to smooth out the delivery.

Karate Klit was ready, and jumped into action with her RA performance!

A choir was selected of Snow Blower and Stool Stuffer, who sang themselves a song.

A fine choir of Snow Blower and Stool Stuffer

The parade of crimes, accusations, and stories was delivered. First, the hares for setting such a fine trail.

The pink beer people – Booty Camp, LL, Hot Cheeks, TTF

Apparently, the wearing of new shoes created an opportunity to transfer the Onesie of Shame to a new recipient.

A collection of new boots and bashers. Auntie Frank, Just Ken =, Menage-a-trois, Hot Liquor

Archives – Hash Test Dummy, Prodigal Daughter, Tommy Two Fingers, Abandoned Pussy and Comes and Goes!

After all was through, Karate Klit declared the group “on the piss”.

The pack settled down to eating and drinking after a fine RA performance.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of some 6 km was enjoyed by the pack. Both sides of Crowchild Trail and some great neighbourhood romps.

Hash Extra

Apparently the walkers were having some amount of fun. Here is the evidence?

Run

Run 2451 – St. Paddy’s Day Run

March 16, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Slow Clap and Roaring Nancy

Location: Murdock’s Bar and Grill

1935 37 Street SW Unit 60, Calgary, AB T3E 3A4

https://maps.app.goo.gl/11KAX1Z4J5BSMLkd8

RA: King Shit

Attendance: 27

Typical St. Paddy’s Day Posture

The Beginning

St. Patrick’s Day, or there abouts, is a time for celebration. St. Patrick’s Day, celebrated on March 17, honours the patron saint of Ireland, marking the day of his death. Originally a religious feast day commemorating the arrival of Christianity in Ireland, it has evolved into a global celebration of Irish culture, heritage, and pride, featuring parades, special foods, music, and wearing green.

It was appropriate that Slow Clap and Roaring Nancy volunteered to set trail as they are familiar with the colour green. The venue selected was Murdoch’s Bar & Grill, with is an Irish Pub. The weather was good with a chinook blowing in, making for nice warm and sloppy weather!

The pack arrived at the pub, found parking, and heading inside to prepare for the run.

Keeping track of the time, Insane Bolt announced that it was time to head outside and circle up.

A good turnout of hashers was present to celebrate all things green, and pretend to have some sort of Irish connection engage.

Insane Bolt was called into the circle to go through the announcements and introductions. A good turnout of 27 hashers all dressed up and ready for a fine run.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the evening’s trail.

You have now idea what we have planned for you

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

Off from the parking lot, the runners and the walkers dispersed to find the appropriate marks.

Apparently the runners had a much better time. Here is some evidence that there was active playing and trail tracking.

From the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.

Down Down’s

Back to the pub, the group settled down to figure out what beer and food to order in anticipation for the down down’s to start.

King Shit was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. King Shit had his program prepared and launched into the program.

First up were the hares, who had set a fine trail for the pack this evening.

Dastardly, Hot Pants and Scoobie – excessive walking

Hot Cheeks and Booty Camp – woodpecker spotter

With the down down’s complete, we were declared “on the piss”

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of some 5 km was set and enjoyed by the group. Thanks for Slow Clap and Roaring Nance for setting trail and for encouraging all things green.

Hash Extra

There was much exuberance around St, Patrick’s Day. Here are some additional pictures that demonstrate the vibe.

Run

Run 2450 – Lose an Hour, Gain a Beer

March 9, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Liquor Lots, OPP and Lazy Cummer

Location: Veranda at the Stables (Vaycay Brewing)

2566 Flanders Ave SW #200, Calgary, AB T3E 7H9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/uYsVWdgyZLv3y1yx6

RA: Mr. PeeeeeNut

Attendance: 24

Good to the last drop

The Beginning

We were pleased that we had volunteers to hare this run. A time to Celebrate with the clocks moving forward one hour. This means that we actually start the run “in the light”, though finish in the twilight/dark. This will continue to improve each week!

The starting location was Veranda at The Stables in the Garrison Green neighbourhood. This location promotes both Burwood Distillery and Vacay Brew Co. products. How convenient for the hash. Apparently, Vacay Brewing has a new location with a taproom in Marda Loop which is not yet opened. Stay tuned!

Finding parking and figuring out which door was the right one was somewhat confusing. However, being a smart bunch we figured it out and made our way inside.

Inside, we were directed to a section where we would congregate after the run was completed.

After sufficient milling about, we were instructed to go outside and form a circle in the parking lot to the west.

Hashers tormenting the photographer by feigning happiness

A good turn out, likely motivated by the daylight and the surprise snowstorm from the previous day.

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. We had a visitor for Los Angeles, Grandma’s Cookie.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the run.

Lazy Cummer uses his foot to point our key marks

With the instructions complete, the pack was released to find the marks for true trail.

The Trail

Off from the parking lot, the pack spread out to seek out the marks.

From the regroup it was back to the Veranda at The Stables to prepare for the down down’s.

The group settled in and waited patiently for the down down’s to begin.

The Down Down’s

Mr. PeeeeeNut volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) at the previous run. As such, he had spent the week getting mentally prepared for the task.

The beverages were procured and prepared for some of the special awards this evening. In particular, we had two milestone awards involving a half yard vessel of refreshment.

Much car was taken to get the half yards loaded and ready to go.

With the preparations complete, it was time for Mr. PeeeeeNut to conduct the ceremony.

A choir was selected of Roaring Nancy and Booty Camp. They were recognized by singing themselves a suitable song.

Mr. PeeeNut went through his list of crimes, accusations and stories, starting with the hares.

The high point of the down down’s was the acknowledgement of 1600 runs, achieved by Hardly and Twisty. A monumental event worth acknowledging.

A fine display of half yard handling!

Subsequent down down’s included our visitor for Los Angeles, Grandma’s Cookie, who has come to visit. Important to ensure that the visitors are welcomed appropriately!

Visitor – Grandma’s Cookie from California

With the down down’s complete, we were declared “on the piss”

Mr. PeeeeeNut wrapped things up and we were declared “on the piss”. The group then settled down and enjoyed the company and the ambiance of the Veranda.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A great trail of 5-6 km was delivered for the enjoyment of the group. Great job by Liquor Lots, Lazy Cummer and OPP in setting this up.

Run

Run 2449 – The Grand Poohbah Saves the Hash (Again)

March 2, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Hardly and Dastardly

Location: The Brickwell Taphouse

6219 Centre St NW #11, Calgary, AB T2K 0V2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/nDvTNrayLhCJcTKM7

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 17

A fine view of the North East part of Calgary

The Beginning

The group was having trouble with hare raising. The group is small and folks are busy with winter activities. Thankfully, Hardly agreed to do this run with the help of Dastardly.

The location selected was the Brickwell Taphouse, conveniently located the Thornhill neighbourhood off Centre Street, straddling the NW and NE boundary.

The group assembled inside and checked out the ambiance and beer/food specials.

Camshaft decreed that it was time to circle up. So outside we went into the cool evening. The air seemed cooler here than in the south part of town where is was quite warm!