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Run 2409- Can Crusher Crushes 9 Years Old

July 7, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Can Crusher and Abandoned Pussy

Location: Fish Creek Provincial Park – Bankside Parking Lot

153 Avenue SE, Calgary, AB T2J 5C5

https://maps.app.goo.gl/q4KKNN75MDhgzaPv6

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 31

Fish Creek Park – Bankside

The Beginning

Full summer and Stampede Week! Tough to get hares out but we had Can Crusher set trail to celebrate her 9th birthday! She might have had a bit of help from her brother (Touche) and Abandoned Pussy.

An obscure location at the east end of Fish Creek Park, the Bankside parking lot, created some challenges for those that were not paying attention to the map link.

Upon arrival we were welcome to a nice parking lot with a shiny public washroom. The pack arrived and proceeded to get their bearings. Stampede costumes were present.

Hashers arrive to find the location to circle up

Princess Monkey Spanker enlightened the pack with where the run would start. The group stumbled over to a large picnic area to for the circle.

The pack circled up and prepared for what would be an epic trail set by a 9 year old, with some assistance.

PMS commanded the circle to order. She went through the announcements, introductions and other hash business. We had archives and visitors, including our African friends that were tardy to the circle.

The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks that were made with chalk, flour and flagging. Can Crusher was reluctant to take full credit for the trail as she had some support from her family.

There was some suggestion that shiggy may be present on trail. The high river was creating some quality wet shoe opportunities close to the bank.

The pack was released and the runners spread out to find the marks for the true trail.

The Trail

The paved pathway system was augmented with dirt trails with thick vegetation growth. It was challenging to find the marks but once we clued into the role that the flour had in marking, we figured it out.

As we emerged for the Deer Run neighbourhood, we could see the regroup and parking lot in the distance.

The pack collected their chairs and prepared for a session of outdoor down down’s

Down Down’s

The group assembled in the picnic area to enjoy refreshments and snacks as we prepared for the closing ceremonies. We found our late cummers as we filled out the down down circle.

Keep on Pumping, Star Lady and Just Basil

Tighty Whitey volunteered to be the Religious Advisor, and proceeded to make up a program based on myth and innuendo, with the occasional fact.

Dastardly prepared the beverages and the program was ready to go.

We held off until some of out missing hashers arrived. Apparently the free chair needed to be secured quickly as not to miss out. PMS and Strapon sheepishly return using the excuse they were getting their hash cash out of the car…..

PMS and Strap on finally making it to the circle

The program was started. Tighty Whitey immediately invited the hares into the circle to be acknowledged for fine trail.

After the hares were acknowledged, Tighty Whitey realized that a choir would be helpful. Strap on and PMS were chosen, as a reward for delaying the start of the down down’s.

Hot Cheeks and Frogadile Hunter – Bird watchers

Hump the Shark was called out for multiple offences. Apparently the dog dish rehydration on trail had to be recreated for the group.

Scoobie for taking pictures, and Tighty Whitey for RA duties. On the Piss

The circle wrapped up and there was much rejoicing.

Scribed (in person) by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of 6 km was delivered. The Bankside picnic area was a great starting point for a great run. Can Crusher has a great future in trail setting for the hash.

Run, Special Event

Run 2408 – Pyro Saves Canada (Day)

July 1, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Pyro

Location: Tuscany – Twelve Mile Coulee Natural Environment Park NW

10221 Tuscany Blvd NW, Calgary, AB T3L 0A3

https://maps.app.goo.gl/zywoygfwKtCfZMDD6

RA: Hardly

Attendance: 12

Pyro Saves the Day!

The Beginning

Canada Day is meant to be celebrated! We are pleased that Pyro stepped up to set trail on this day. With Canada Day falling on a Tuesday this year, that meant it was following the epic Monday night trail set by Daisy Duke.

The start location was set at in Tuscany NW at the Twelve Mile Coulee Natural Area parking lot, also known near a fancy condo complex known as Villa D’Este known by Google.

It was a hot day with an afternoon start. Being ready for the heat is a challenge for cold weather folks. The pack arrived and prepared for the the trail to begin.

Insane Bolt called the circle to order and went through the formalities for this small but enthusiastic group.

The marks were described by Pyro and the pack was released.

The Trail

The Tuscany area has spectacular views of Canada Olympic Park and the Rockies to the west. The ravine can be steep and deep in some places creating some adventure on the pathways.

Pyro surprised us with some urban exploring. Why not have the pack get lost in these twisty neighbourhoods! Please obey all traffic signals.

Eventually the pack made it safely back to the starting point. Cooling refreshments made the effort worthwhile.

Down Down’s

The chairs appeared and the pack prepared for outdoor down down’s delivered by Hardly, the Religious Advisor for the run. Sun protection was a good idea for those that did not want to be consumed by the solar radiation.

The down down’s went very well and met the needs of the smaller group. Hardly declared the group “on the piss” and it was time to relish in the Canada Day vibe,

Scribed in absentia by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

A fine trail in the 5 km range. Great terrain with sufficient up and down to make the beer at the end taste even better.

Hash Extra

Good thing you were not here facing the Canada Day beach crowds at Grand Beach Manitoba.

Run

Run 2407 – Daisy Duke Does Stoneyslope Brewing Company

June 30, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Daisy Duke

Location: Stoneyslope Brewing Company

9620 Elbow Dr SW #20, Calgary, AB T2V 1M2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/A8gbkPy3oUmZ5Lxb9

RA: Shakesbeer

Attendance: 22

Trail Treasures in Haysboro SW

The Beginning

Summer is a great time to be outside in Calgary. Unfortunately, a lot of the group have travel plans so it is sometime difficult to attract both hares and runners. Daisy Duke apparently realized it was his turn to set trail, and was able to use his influence to get Stoneyslope Brewing Company to open on a Monday evening when they are usually closed.

The Monday before Canada Day is kind of weird. Seems like a lot of people take the day off to make an extra long weekend. Monday at 7:00 pm is Hash Time regardless, so the plan was to set and run the trail. A warm up to the Canada Day run that Pyro will set on the next day!

It appears that we still had our African visitors around for another hash with us. Thus, a reasonable turn out given the circumstances.

Your illustrious scribe, Skewbic Hair, was enjoying the beach life in Manitoba, thus made a plea to others to provide pictures and notes from the run. This is a remote reporting of the run I was not on.

Dastardly provided pre run Jello shots to put the group in the mood for the run.

It would appear that we had a circle in the parking lot of Stoneyslope Brewing with Insane Bolt running the circle.

With the announcements and introductions complete, it was time for Insane Bolt to introduce the hare to the circle.

Daisy appeared and used some props as marking posts to describe the marks for the evening. I am sure that you all remember the marks and the description of the trail provided.

With the trail marks described, the pack was released to find the marks.

The Trail

From Stoneyslope Brewing Company parking lot, the trail explored the reaches of Haysboro SW. A fine collection of roads, pathways and alley’s were navigated to create a joyful experience for the hash.

Who needs a tarp when you have a flag this big

Unending trail went on for a great distance. You could see the expression of desperation in the faces of the forlorn hashers.

After an extreme effort in the summer heat, the regroup was located and the group went into drinking and socializing mode to try and forget the epic trail they had just completed.

Eventually, it was time to walk across the parking lot to Stoneyslope Brewing to prepare for the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

We set up on the picnic tables in the parking lot and got ready for the down down’s. Shakesbeer volunteered to be the Religious Advisor for the evening, so he got ready with the program.

In grand style, the down down’s started and there was much rejoicing. Many offences and crimes were committed on trail and all were duly celebrated.

I looks like Dastardly and Twisty were nominated as choir. They sang themselves a song and prepared for many more.

The down down’s went swimmingly, and it is likely that a down down was given to the RA for a job well done.

The pack was declared “on the piss”.

Scribed in absentia by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

I predict that the real trail was 7-8 km in length. Here it is courtesy of Daisy Duke.

Hash Extra

A few additional items for you to take in from the trail.

Live Hare, Run

Run 2406 – School’s Out Bitches

June 23, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Abandoned Pussy, Hot Cheeks and Princess Monkey Spanker

Location: Fish Creek Provincial Park – Bebo Grove

13610 24 St SW, Calgary, AB T2Y 0E7

https://maps.app.goo.gl/YkvMAwifdE95dbDaA

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 36

You can see the COSTCO from here!

The Beginning

The teachers in the group become very happy as the school year ends. The time spent with their pupils is over and they can plan their summer off. Thankfully, their enthusiasm included setting trail in Fish Creek Park from the Bebo Grove parking area.

Abandoned Pussy, Hot Cheeks and Princess Monkey Spanker were the hares. The abundance of trails in Fish Creek were beckoning. Recent rain and snow melt had transformed Fish Creek into a raging river. Should be a great time!

The group assembled the in the parking lot in anticipation of a great trail.

We had a good turn out with a number of visitors from Africa attending conventions in town.

The cunning plan that the hare’s had involved a “live hare” setting the trail on the fly. Here is a pre run picture of PMS, ready to inflict marks on the park trails.

You have no idea how much will like this trail!

PMS hit the trail to set the marks and we gave her a 15 minute or so head start going through the circle procession. The pack started to form something like a circle in anticipation of the Hashmaster running the circle. PMS setting trail and Insane Bolt missing in action. What to do?

Snevil stepped up as acting Hashmattress and ran the circle. Many announcements, introductions, milestones to work through and Snevil did an excellent job.

We had a number of visitors from Africa that brought an international feeling to our hash. They provided a great deal of entertainment to our relatively quiet group.

Snevil called the hares into the circle and they provided a version of what they thought the marks might look like. Perhaps there was a telepathic message from PMS who was currently on trail making the marks!

The pack was released and headed out in different directions trying to find the marks.

The Trail

Many possible trails to check. Eventually, the true trail was found and the pack burst into action following the trail.

Beer in the Rear leading here Italian barking dog

Eventually the marks lead us back to the parking lot where we found refreshments and set of a down down circle in the field nearby.

The group celebrated the run with chatter and socializing prior to the down down’s start.

The Down Down’s

Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He diligently assembled his program and prepared to deliver the ceremony.

With milestones at play, there was a need to prepare and warm up the half yard.

Hump the Shark selected a choir of Slow Clap, Stool Stuffer and King Shit. They sang a song and enjoyed a down down.

The hares were acknowledged. PMS did an outstanding job of setting trail with moral support from her fellow teachers.

The pack was very engaged in the down down. In spite of continually checking their phones for updates.

Our visitors and new boots were called up and acknowledged.

A number of offences were called out as well as the passing along of the hash shit.

Hat Shit over to Daisy Duke. Multiple offences being rewarded with this special prize.

Various and sundry offences were called out. Too numerous to count.

The half yard was sufficiently warmed up for Tighty Whitey to enjoy.

For some reason, there was more to be enjoyed. It seemed like the program would never end.

With the prolonged down down’s complete, it was time to pack up and leave this place. A fine performance was delivered!

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Run Summary

Fish Creek Park did not disappoint. There was much up and down with sufficient climbing, descending and viewpoints. Thankfully we were spared for the death water torrent flowing through the creek. Total run was 6 km’s or so.

Hash Extra

The Rotary convention was in town, so we found some trail markers to celebrate this.

Other wildlife sightings.

Run

Run 2405 – A Booty Blower Trail

June 15, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Booty Camp and Snow Blower

Location: Confederation Park NW

Calgary, AB T2M 2L5

https://maps.app.goo.gl/YzseqVY2jGvQM5Gn6

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 23

A Park Like Setting for the Trail

The Beginning

Booty Camp and Snow Blower volunteered to set trail. The starting point was in Confederation Park, in the parking lot close to the public tennis courts. Fine weather was all around us, and the group assembled in the park.

Apparently PMS was monitoring the passage of time and started the circle early to enable the run to start early. Even though we say the run start is 7:00pm, we know that it really means 7:10pm to accommodate those that are held up by the crushing traffic.

As such, some of us missed the announcements and other formalities, but did manage to be included in the introductions.

The hashers formed a reasonable circle and the program was started.

PMS called the hares into the circle to describe the marks that had been set for the trail.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

We ended up back at the start and got set up for outdoor down down’s.

The stragglers made it back eventually and we prepared for the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

Skewbic Hair was volunteered to be Religious Advisor. He prepared the program as the beverages were organized for consumption.

The choir was selected and the ceremonies commenced.

Scoobie wraps it up by having a down down for his RA duties, and declaring the group “on the piss”.

The group mingled around and enjoyed the fine warm evening, before packing it in for the evening.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of around 6 km was enjoyed by the pack. Thanks to Booty Camp and Snow Blower for setting a fine trail.

Run

Run 2404 – Blonde and Bitchin’ Run

June 9, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Liquor Lots and Ozzy Pizzle Panties (OPP)

Location: Edworthy Park SW – South Side Parking Lot

Bow River Pathway, Calgary, AB T3C 3B2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/yLR3Q8yCui3KxHsp8

RA: Insane Bolt

Attendance: 28

How Much Fun Is This?

The Beginning

It is always an adventure when Liquor Lots and OPP volunteer to set trail. They chose Edworthy Park, south of the Bow River for the start point. This site provides access to much interesting terrain along the banks of the Bow River.

The Douglas Fir Trail is close by as well as the rugged slopes, train tracks, river, neighbourhoods and pathways nearby.

The steep access road was entertaining. Parking was at a premium at the bottom of the hill. Some hashers chose to cycle to the start. It was a busy place.

The pack arrived and congregated at a spot to enjoy yummy popsicles. It took some time for the group to show up on this hot day. We mingled around prior to be called over to where the circle would form.

Eventually, we were called to make a proper circle in a quiet location near be base of the beckoning trails. Liquor Lots got Insane Bolt to get things going.

Insane Bolt went through the announcements, visitors, and introductions. We had visitors for Toronto and Nigeria!

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had used for the trail.

The pack was released and headed off in many directions to try and find the true trail.

The Trail

There were many false trail found in the early stages. The hares had set some cheeky check backs up the hills, to be found by our speedy and intrepid hashers.

You needed good vision to make out this check back buried in the dense brush, but it was significant.

Eventually, the pack landed on the trail that got them pointed in the right direction. The Douglas Fir trail was waiting!

A challenging route with significant climbing and an abundance of mud and obstacles.

Eventually, the path returned back to the parking lot. We selected a picnic spot to set up the circle for outdoor down down’s. A fine warm evening activity.

The Down Down’s

With a cooler of refreshments and a suitable picnic spot, the group settled down into a circle to enjoy their refreshments.

Insane Bolt assembled his material as Religious Advisor and picked a choir of Sticky Lips and Dastardly.

With all the down down’s completed, it was time to declare the group “on the piss”. The pack hung around in the nice weathers and continued to socialize until dark.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of 6 km’s or so was enjoyed by the group. The Douglas Fir Trail did not disappoint. Great trail and a fun time!

Hash Extra

Plenty of pictures taken. Here are a few more for your viewing pleasure.

Run

Run 2403 – Griffith Woods Park SW Trail

June 2, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Slow Clap and Karate Klit

Location: Griffith Woods Park SW

160 Discovery Ridge Blvd SW, Calgary, AB T3H

https://maps.app.goo.gl/SQuyqbC2ZAcqmgV46

RA: Strap On Crampon

Attendance: 25

Looking for Beaver!

The Beginning

Slow Clap and Karate Klit stepped up to set trail out of Griffith Wood Park in the SW community of Discovery Ridge. With an extensive trail system and proximity to wilderness, chances of a critter sighting were good.

Beaver, Moose, Cougar all live nearby! We were forewarned that there may be some shiggy and dry shoes were recommended.

The pack assembled in the Eastern parking lot in the and prepared for an epic trail.

Insane Bolt ran the circle. The pack listened intently as Insane went through the announcements and introductions.

The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks for this evening’s trail.

The hares pointed the direction for the start of the run. The pack was released.

Eventually, the trail ended at the starting parking lot. A fine selection of suitable beverages was on offer.

The pack got their chairs and refreshments together and prepared for the outside down down’s.

The Down Down’s

Strap On Crampon volunteered to the the Religious Advisor. She assembled her material and conferred with others to come out with a program.

Insane Bolt and Dastardly prepared the refreshments as we got ready for the down down’s.

Tragedy stuck as a moment of inattention created a spilled beer. So sad to see this type of problem prior to the down down’s. OPP was sad but was able to find a suitable replacement. To add insult to injury, Scoobie managed to spill additional beer while getting a picture of the crime.

Enough distraction, the down down’s were called to order. A choir of Booty Camp and Skewbic Hair were selected. They sang themselves a song and handed off the photographer duties to Mucky Dip.

How would you like my finger in your beer?

The hares were called up and thanked for their outstanding trail.

Apparently, on trail, the walkers were being stalked by a large animal. No interest in the hashers by the moose. Mucky Dip took the picture!

Apparently, Skewbic Hair made the mistake of touching the Hat Shit. The group was aghast at this oversite, and Scoobie paid the price. He even chose to drink out of the hat…. Much cleaner now!

With all the material delivered, it was time to thank our RA for a fine job of conducting the down down ceremony. With a quick down down, we were declared “on the piss”.

A fine job of being Religious Advisor – Strap On Crampon

Will done in the parking lot, there was some discussion of a “follow on” at the Wild Rose Brewery! A fine evening was had by one and all.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The trail was somewhere between 5 and 7 km’s depending on how much short cutting or false trails were enjoyed! Great trail!

Hash Extra

Lots of pictures were taken on trail. Here are a few more that were shared by the keen photographers.

Run

Run 2402 – Hot Quicky Sets Trail

May 26, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Hot Quicky

Location: SW Calgary Somerset

Somerset SW, Calgary, AB T2Y 4A6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/dVQUbQVmRsFoWPvC6

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 24

So Many Playgrounds!

The Beginning

With all the planning and fanfare around the recent Run 2400 weekend, it was challenging to find a hare so set the regular Monday. Thankfully, Hot Quicky agreed to set trail in the SW community of Somerset. This community is rich with neighbourhood trails and parks! So many playgrounds to keep the pack entertained.

We began our run from a neighbourhood. With the modern neighbourhood design, this implies one sidewalk and limited street parking. Nevertheless, the group was able to find all the available parking they needed, and set themselves up in the back yard in preparation for the run.

PMS called the circle to order and we went through the formalities of announcements and introductions.

PMS called the hare into the circle to tell us about the trail.

With the marks described, Hot Quicky directed us out to the street and pointed the direction of the marks. The pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

Off along the street until we found a neighbourhood pathway leading off into a lush green corridor. Marks were found and the pack called out.

More pathways, streets and sidewalks eventually lead to the end. Refreshments and down down’s in the back yard.

The quiet before the arrival of the rest of the hashers

Down Down’s

The pack gathered and got settled in for the down down’s. Chairs appeared and a social circle formed.

Beverages were prepared and Hump the Shark assembled his material for the closing ceremony.

Hump the Shark delivered his list of crimes, accusations and rewards.

Seems like we had an milestone run. King Shit has achieved 1700 runs. He was rewarded with a special beverage once he had done justice to the half yard.

Survivors of the weekend – multiple events

Eventually, Hump the Shark ran out of material and we were declared “on the piss”.

Scribed by “Skewbic Hair”.

Trail Summary

The run of over 5 km was great! Lots of territory we had not been to. Great trail set by Hot Quicky.

Hash Extra

Some hashers found some unusual items on trail, including a wind up car and a glacier erratic.

Run, Special Event

Run 2400 – May 24 2025 24 HOURS OF HASHING

May 24, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Snow Blower, Booty Camp, Liquor Lots

Location: Blue Heron Picnic Area

North Glenmore Park

North Glenmore Park Rd, Parking Lot F

Calgary, AB T3E 6C8

https://maps.app.goo.gl/8b6gspJp6ZnQ153C7

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 37

Run 2400 – A Milestone Delivered!

The Beginning

With 24 hours of hashing promoted to mark the 2400 run on May 24, 2024, this run had had a quite a build up.

This Saturday afternoon run was event 5 of the weekend program, preceded by:

TGIF (Thank Goodness It’s Friday)
Sitting Hash
Dark Side of the Moon Hash
Rocky Mountain Hash

For this run, the group has a Rocky Mountain Hash Run warm up in the morning to prepared for Run 2400

The group gathered at the Blue Heron picnic area at the North Glenmore Park, after enjoying a Subway Sandwich lunch post Rocky Mountain Run.

PMS summoned the group up the stairs to the parking lot to conduct the circle.

PMS went through the formalities of announcements, visitors, archives and introductions.

PMS called the hares into the circle to describe the marks we have for the trail.

The pack was released to find the marks showing true trail.

The Trail

Off we went to find trail. Some marks were found and we were off. Thankfully, we were spared the bushwhacking and climbing associated with the steep slopes around the reservoir.

Off through the wilds of Lakeview. We passed though parks and observed others having fun!

Finding the marks that lead us through the myriad of walkways before us.

The On In mark was found and we were directed back to the picnic site for the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

Back at the picnic site, we prepared for the down down ceremony. The Religious Advisor, Skewbic Hair, gathered the necessary material for the down downs. In the absence of facts, stories were made up to ensure that everyone was happy. A choir was assembled of Weenie Roast, Princess Monkey Spanker and Hardly.

Down down’s for the hares to start. Subsequent crimes and offences, and a special milestone. Many down downs related to the multiple hash shits.

The hash shit parade began. Those that carried the hash shit on trail were eligible to get rid of it. Sadly, Weenie Roast’s hat shit magically appeared “after” the run. In spite of his protests, he maintained custody. Spring Loaded performed some sort of ritual dance which was enlightening,

Spring Loaded test the beer protection factor of the Hat Shit

After enough shenanigans, the ceremony was declared done and “on the piss”. Drinking and chatting until the food truck arrived with a sumptuous dinner.

We tried to amuse ourselves prior to the arrival of the food truck. I not sure of the meaning or symbolism of some of these pictures, but you can judge for yourselves.

Trail Summary

The epic trail was somewhere between 5 and 6 km. Excellent celebration run!

Run

Run 2401 – Lying Sack not Down!

May 19, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Lying Sack of Shit (LSOS)

Location: Pearce Estate Park

1440 17a St SE, Calgary, AB T2G 4T9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/8b6gspJp6ZnQ153C7

RA: On In

Attendance: 21

Rain or Shine – The Hash Is Running!

The Beginning

Setting trail on the May long weekend is challenging. For some reason, some think this is the time to go camping or cycle the Golden Triangle. Some of us even chose to be out of province for the run, as such, I rely on others for the good dirt on the run.

The Run Number of 2401 was intentionally selected to not jeopardize the pre arranged Run 2400 happening on May 24, 2025. I am sure the hash run accountants will be totally fine with this.

Pearce Estate Park was the location for the start of the run. Lying Sack of Shit volunteered to hare the run. All was looking good for an epic trail.

Apparently there was some rain to deal with, but that did not interfere with LSOS setting trail. The pack arrived in good order and got organized in something that looks like a circle.

A good turn out of 21 hashers were getting ready to experience the trail that Lying Sack of Shit had planned for the group.

Hot Quickie – Photographer (archive shot)

PMS ran the circle. After extensive announcements and introductions, the hare, Lying Sack of Shit, was called into the circle to explain the marks.

It would appear that LSOS wanted to make this difficulted for the group. I see regular marks, plus back checks with numbers. Musical notes and “WASTED” probably have their own story.

The pack was released to find the true trail, or at least the marks that survived the rain.

The Trail

Off from the parking lot, the pack branched out to find marks indicating that they were on the true trail. Much confusion was present as apparently the hare was doing a fine job of marking trail after the pack had moved on.

The walkers had a great experience with some game paying. Not sure who won the Rock Paper Scissors championship.

Perhaps Booty Camp was not the willer of RPS

The trail continued until the regroup was discovered. Apparently the tour included the sights and sounds of Inglewood, coming very close to Cold Garden.

At the regroup, all were happy with the selection of fine beverages available for the pack. The group got set up for parking lot down down’s

The Down Down’s

On In was appointed the Religious Advisor (RA) for the closing ceremonies. I am sure that it was an epic event that will be understood by those that were there by the limited number if pictures I have to work with.

The choir of Hot Cheeks and PMS were in control of the tempo of the ceremony.

Some of the highlights of the down down’s include:

Liquor Lots was invited to wear her Race Shit inside out. Apparently Shakesbeer had some sort of a race flag. Twisted Sister, Dastardly and Tighty Whitey were call out for being short cutting walkers. Perhaps even crashed Sucks Everything’s residence. Snow Blower had a milestone run – 269. Some recognition of the cut throat Rock, Paper Scissors events on trail.

Dastardly knows about the train crossing problem

In the absence of evidence, I would imaging that the down down’s were outstanding, the group was happy, and On In declared the group “on the piss”.

Trail Summary

Looks like a solid 6 km of trail were delivered and enjoyed. I think the rain was just for dust control as the down down’s in the parking lot seemed to happen. Great trail by Lying Sack of Shit.

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A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers