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Run 2461 – A Run to Remember (on Not)

May 25, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Hardly, Twisty and Dastardly

Location: Black Bull Pub, 53 Hunterhorn Rd NE, Calgary, AB T2K 6C4

https://maps.app.goo.gl/gB3ysMkB6gM2ipJY8

RA: Booty Camp

Attendance: 31

The Pack Runs the Alley’s of Huntington Hills

The Beginning

We are thankful that Hardly, Twisty and Dastardly teamed up to generate a great hash run in the North part of town. The run started from the Black Bull Pub, but the group consolidated in the parking lot prior to the run start.

This would be the pub we started from. Used this stock shot as none was taken.

In the parking lot, the hashers assembled and Hot Cheeks was promoting the hand made Hash kilts. They were handed out and all went for a run!

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introduction. We had some new boots and returning archives making for a good sized group.

There was a bit of a kilt parade, showing off the kilts that are available to bid on, with the funds supporting charity.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for today’s trail. Multiple playgrounds were promised!

With the marks described, the pack was released.

The Trail

Out of the parking lot, the hares had set many long check backs. The pack was confused trying to find the true trail, but eventually that happened. Pathways, backyards, alleys, streets and sidewalks.

The regroup vehicle was found, and the group headed back to find their chairs for outdoor down down’s.

The group settled in and prepared for the down down’s to begin. Mostly chatting and enjoying suitable refreshments.

The outdoor venue meant that we had to prepare our own down down’s. Great work by the beer wenches to pull this off.

In good time, the down down’s were ready to begin.

The Down Down’s

Booty Camp had volunteered to be the Religious Advisor for the run. She had been mentally preparing for the week and was ready to unleash her creation.

A choir was chosen, and King Shit was chosen. He then sang himself a song and the ceremony was underway.

A number of offences were called out as the program got underway.

Some crimes were committed before the run started, supplement by the long list created by Booty Camp.

Lazy Cummer and Shakes Beer – likely playground infraction

A recipient for the Hash Shit identified! Littlest Hoe is happy now!

The hares – Dastardly, Twisty and Hardly

Booty Camp finished off by offering up the RA position for next week. Hump the Shark put up his hand, and it was done.

Thanks to Booty Camp, and Hump is on the hook for next week RA

All done, we were declared “on the piss”. Some gravitated to the Black Bull Pub for a debriefing.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Somewhere between 5 and 8 km were enjoyed by the pack. A great trail with many playgrounds, as well as the insiders tour of Huntington Hills.

Hash Extra

Apparently the walkers had a good time as well.

Run

Run 2460 – Booty Blower Long Weekend Banger

May 18, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Booty Camp and Snow Blower

Location: Booty Blower Bodega, Capital Hill NW

https://maps.app.goo.gl/RLe5eYLxWsYqgEaV8

RA: Skewbic Hair and Karate Klit

Attendance: 19

A view from the Hill

The Beginning

With the first long weekend in May, finding a hare to host the run can be challenging. Many conflicting objectives, including camping, cycling, Stampeders football and travel can lead to a small number of runners. With a holiday Monday, afternoon vs evening time slot is another question.

Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower stepped up to the challenge and declared they would host an afternoon run with feeding afterwards! We can not thank them enough!

With variable weather, the threat of rain made were an added feature. Nevertheless, hashers appeared and prepared for the run that had been thoughtfully prepared for the group.

Run start location, with BBQ in the back!

In the absence of our normal Hashmasters, a stand in was acclaimed to run the circle and be the religious advisor for the closing ceremonies.

Skewbic Hair ran the circle going through the announcements and introductions.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had set to mark the trail.

All you need to know is here, including a pink flamingo

The pack was released and to group wandered off to find the marks.

The Trail

The pathways proved fruitful for finding marks. Off we went knowing that the pedestrian bridges over the Trans Canada Highway were likely important.

Some hashers did not appreciate that the regroup was located close to the end of the run. Some were distracted by other beverages at another location near by. All was good and we did not get rained on!

The Down Down’s

Back to the start location, the back yard became a fine place to place your chair and enjoy a suitable beverage in anticipation of the down down’s starting.

Skewbic Hair was volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA), and enlisted the support of Karate Klit.

A choir of the bashers was selected, including Pull My Woody, Sticky Lips and XXX Ray. These folks were unable to join us for the circle.

A choir happy to help out with the songs!

First off was a tribute to the hares for setting a fine trail and for hosting the group on this wonderful afternoon.

Dastardly for a fine regroup for those that found it

Bashers from the football game. We heard them cheering on trail and helping the red team beat the green team

A collection of short cutters – LSOS, PMS and Slippy Thong

It was noted that one of our hashers had shoes that were suspiciously new looking. Upon further enquiry, these were indeed new shoes debuting on the May the Fourth run. The RA of that evening, Tighty Whitey, was so wrapped up in his star wars world, they were overlooked. Time to correct that transgression.

Adds a bit of new flavour to the beverage!

After exhausting the material they had to work with, it was time to down the RA and see if we can get a volunteer for next week!

Thanks for coming to our hosted afternoon run!

A fine afternoon of mirth and merriment. We sincerely thank Booty Camp and Snow Blower for hosting the afternoon May Long Weekend Run.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A great trail through some hilly neighbourhoods within earshot of McMahon Stadium where a noisy football game was being played. Somewhere in the 7 – 8 km range, depending on you ability to short cut or find the false trails.

Some original AI inspired artwork announcing the run.

Run

Run 2459 – Snevil Knevil

May 11, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Snevil and Ménage-a Trois

Location: Royal Pub Bankview, 2905 14 St SW, Calgary, AB T2T 3V5

https://maps.app.goo.gl/eVCU1D1FkKfCgKPr5

RA: Hardly and Twisty

Attendance: 19

A Bank with a View

The Beginning

Snevil chose to hare this run and we thank her for that. Familiar with the neighbourhood, it was decided to start the run at the Royal Pub Bankview SW. She was familiar with the lay of the land and the extent of the hills and challenging geography that this place had for the hashers.

The group assembled outside on the modest patio of the pub.

A reasonable crowd turned up and the weather was good. Eventually, we were called to the circle in the parking lot adjacent to the pub.

Camshaft ran the circle as we went through the announcements and introduction.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the trail. All in chalk, with some unique features that required us to pay attention.

Others are not… Here they are and off you go!

The hare pointed out the first mark and the pack was released.

The Trail

Off through the back alleys, marks were found that indicated we were on the trail. The neighbourhood is going through a bit of a transformation with lots of new building and renovation.

The group settling in for outdoor down down’s

It was decided to do the down down’s outside in this back yard. Preparations were made to make that happen!

The Down Down’s

Hardly and Twisty were the volunteer Religious Advisors, appointed last week. They jointly prepared their material as the down down beverages were made ready.

Hardly and Twisty started their program.

A choir was appointed, and Dastardly and Lazy Cummer sang themselves a suitable song.

This shoes have been deemed to be “new”. New shoes have cnosequences.

Skye providing residual beer removal services. How fortunate to have such a well trained dog!

RA recruitment for the next run was unsuccessful. Sort it out at the next run. On the piss was declared and we headed back to the Royal Pub Bankview for debriefing.

At the pub, a kilt fashion show was put on for the benefit of the patrons. These kilts are available for sale with money going to charity.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail somewhere close to 5 km was enjoyed by the group. Two regroups was a nice touch for the group.

Hash Extra

A poster for the run was generated.

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Run 2458 – May the Fourth Be With You

May 4, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Shakesbeer

Location: Stanley Park

Parking lot GPS Coordinates: 51.017348, -114.070629

Southwest Calgary, Calgary, AB T2S 2R6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/BMFnSkKBw3xL89xL8

RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 26

Viewpoint with LL and OPP

The Beginning

Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail on May the Forth. With a Star Trek theme, costumes were encouraged.

The starting point of the trail was the parking lot at Stanley Park. The group arrived and prepared for an epic trail. Camshaft called for the group to circle up and we got ready for the trail.

Camshaft went through the introduction and announcements, then called the hare into the circle to explain the marks!

Shakesbeer pointed out the first mark, and the pack was released.

The Trail

Off across the park to find more marks. Flagging and chalk marks revealed themselves as the pack progressed the trail.

With the regroup located, it was time for a quick refreshment prior to heading to Born Brewing Company for indoor down downs.

Down Down’s

Tighty Whitey was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He had prepared a program with a Star Wars theme. His Star Wars inspiration extended into inventing a names he attributed to hashers in the down down’s.

Choir – Cantina Band – Hardly and Stoolie

Camshaft – Lubed Skywalker and LL – Fuckakin Skywalker

A group down down for some reason that escapes me!

With the down down’s complete, it was time to socialize and enjoy the yummy Born Brewing product.

Apparently, a hash shit was abandoned at the pub. I trust this will be reacquainted with its rightful owner.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The trail was 5 – 6 km’s through the wilds of Stanley Park, Rideau Park and Park Hill. A combination of streets, pathways, alleys and trails. Shakesbeer outdid himself setting this great trail.

Hash Extra

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Run 2457 – Hot Pants Lights the Trail On Fire

April 27, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Hot Pants, supported by Skewbic Hair and Dastardly

Location: Coasters Bar & Grill

16666 McKenzie Lake Blvd SE, Calgary, AB T2Z 1N4

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xW2qMjNYe3pSqqM8A

RA: Stool Stuffer

Attendance: 28

River View near Mountain Park SE

The Beginning

A fine day in April means that the weather can be anything. Hot Pants has been chomping on the bit to set his first trail for the Hash. Thankfully, a date near the end of January was available. Being a virgin hare, Hot Pants was supported by both Skewbic Hair and Dastardly to ensure he had the materials required for trail setting, plus the wisdom to set a great trail.

The trail was to be set in the Mountain Park SE neighbourhood, adjacent to the the Bow River. Lots or green belts and neighbourhood trails to explore. Starting point was selected to be Coasters Bar & Grill. A suitably questionable bar with cheep beer for the locals. Trail was planned from here, however, a change of plan ensued when it was discovered that they close early on Monday evenings!

The group assembled at Coasters in anticipation of the run.

A good turn out with no visible snow remaining from the weekend snow events.

Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they have made to describe the trail. Apparently, as one of the hares was the phot guy, no pictures were taken. I am sure you can visualize the H mark for on. the circle for a check, and the circle with an X for the check back. There was a promise of 5 playgrounds as well as a regroup. Pink flagging as well.

The Trail

Off from the parking lot heading South, marks were found . After a few false trails, the pack found the marks and headed out to discover the trail.

Finally, the regroup was found and refreshments were enjoyed in the last park.

The regroup continued until it was time to go back to the bar parking lot, and redeploy to an open pub in the neighbourhood, the Kilt & Caber Ale House in Makenzie Towne, a short distance away.

The Down Down’s

Stool Stuffer was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He volunteered the week previously, so he has had ample time to think of content. The section of the Kilt & Caber that we had our reservation was cozy. The club has been upgraded to Terriors from Harriers .

Stool Stuffer got his act together and suitable beverages were delivered.

Stoolie kicked off the ceremony by selecting a choir. As there were a faction of the group that chose not to go over the bridge to “the other side”, they were singled out for shortcutting en masse.

After the choir sang themselves a song, the hares were called up for a down down. With Hot Pants as the virgin hare, he was supported by Skewbic Hair and Dastardly.

Scoobie, Hot Pants and invisible Dastarly

A selection of other crimes and punishments were called out by the RA.

Blue Balls, shortly off on an adventure vacation

Looks like Tighty Whitey is the lucky one

Introducing Littlist Hoe and Swollen Member

With the down down’s complete, the pack settled into a pattern of eating, drinking and chatting. A fine evening, in spite of the bar relocation problem.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail in the range of 5 – 7 km, depending on whether you explored “the island” over the bridge. Not all chose this route, even the hare had thoughtfully laid trail and provided a delightful trail running experience.

Hash Extra

As the walkers were prolific with picture taking, it is only appropriate that they be included in the write up. Some addition random pictures as well?

Dastardly helped out with the haring as well…

Run

Run 2456 – The Mad Hatter Run

April 20, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Shakesbeer

Location: Joyce on Fourth

506 24 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2S 0K4

https://maps.app.goo.gl/HXo29arZxmY7pWH58

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 32

Hashers Spotted at Viewpoint

The Beginning

If it was not for the last minute, nothing would ever happen. Shakesbeer stepped forward to volunteer to set trail from James on Fourth Pub on 4 TH street SW. In the Mission. Cliff Bungalow neighbourhood, there is plenty of hills and parks to keep the Hash entertained.

Parking is not so easy at the Pub, so efforts were made to find a parking spot and head over to the Pub. A group of hashers assembled outside on the sidewalk, with some fancy hats present.

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and the introductions.

The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

Following the direction indicated by the hare, the pack spread out to find the marks..

A viewpoint obstructed by the presence of hashers

Eventually the trail ended at the regroup vehicle, where the walkers were able to enjoy a suitable refreshments while the runners made their way to this point.

After the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.

The pub was ready for us with beer and food which were enjoyed prior to the down down’s were ready.

The Down Down’s

Our Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening was Hump the Shark. He diligently prepared his material and got the beverages ready.

With the music now turned down, Hump the Shark was ready to go. He selected a choir of Roaring Nancy and Hot Pants.

Starting with the Hare, the program was delivered with a series of stories a crimes.

A big award milestone for Booty Camp. She has achieved 400 runs and received the obligatory trophy.

All mine until the next person reaches 400

With the down down’s complete, we were declared to be “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Looks like we ran over 6 km of a fine trail set by Shakesbeer.

Hash Extra

A few random pictures available for your viewing pleasure.

Run

Run 2455 – The 5’R Run by Tighty Whitey

April 13, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Tighty Whitey

Location: Burn Block Social Club

1217B 9 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 0S9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/oEu29UkWq2CFee249

RA: Lying Sack of Shit

Attendance: 31

Ice Receding on the Bow River

The Beginning

Tighty Whitey volunteered to set trail from the Burn Block Social Club in Inglewood. Known for being an interesting space with pinball as a feature, seems like a great place to set the hash run from. Tighty Withey has some some convoluted references linking the run number (2455) with his beer number (whatever that is) of 5555. Something about $5 pints and a run that would be 5 km’s. Sounds like witchcraft to me.

The Burns Block Social Club is housed in an ancient building in Inglewood. A character space with beer and pinball. The group found parking and converged on the space.

Inside, the group spread out enjoying happy hour pre run pricing as they prepared for the trail.

Camshaft and Insane Bolt called on the group to head out the back door and form a circle in the parking lot.

Camshaft trying to get the circle formed

Camshaft went through the introductions and announcements.

The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks that he had set for the trail.

I think the chalk marks on the dirt are very readible!

Tighty Whitey indicated a direction and the pack was released to find the marks.

The Trail

Out of the parking lot, marks were found as the pack headed toward the Bow River.

Hardly decides to head over to the other side

Pathway toward the confluence (Fort Calgary)

Apparently, the walkers also had fun. Here are some pictures as evidence.

At the viewpoint overlooking the city, the regroup was near by.

After refreshments and chatting, the group headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

As the pack assembled in the pub, it was time to prepare for the down down’s. Lying Sack of Shit was the volunteer Religious Advisor (RA). He prepared his program in anticipation of delivering the rewards and punishments to the group.

The RA called upon Pull My Woody and Insane Bolt as the choir. They chose to sing the Canadian song, written on the back of Hardly’ s shirt.

The program began with a down down for the hare. A fine trail, in spite of all the number 5 items that had to be appreciated.

A series of crimes and punishments were handed out by the RA. Some truth, some fantasy, and some accusations that were unfounded.

Down the RA and volunteer RA for next week!

We were declared “on the piss” as the RA volunteer for next week was determined!

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

The Trail

The trail was somewhere between 5 and 7 km ‘s with great views and challenging terrain. A fine trail by Tighty Whitey.

Hash Extra

So many pictures were taken. Here are some random shots that you can mentally insert into the story.

Run

Run 2454 – Daisy Does Stoneyslope

April 6, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Daisy Duke

Location: Stoneyslope Brewing Company

9620 Elbow Dr SW #20, Calgary, AB T2V 1M2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/FC4mqRh8fcp4GvRQA

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 28

A Bit of Neighbourhood History Spotted

The Beginning

Daisy Duke volunteered to set trail for a great run. His knowledge of the Haysboro/Southwood neighbourhoods would come in handy in devising a challenging yet entertaining trail. The weather was good in early April with snow and warm temperatures at the same time!

Daisy Duke has influence with the Stoneyslope Brewing Company. As such, he was able to get them to open up on a day that they are usually closed. A private venue for the group is a good thing!

The group arrived and settled down prior to the run. Apparently, there was a power failure in this neighbourhood. The good news is that they could still sell us beer and take credit cards using a cell phone as a hot spot! Happy days for all!

People kept arriving and the small space continued to fill up with hashers.

Camshaft and Insane Bolt declared it was time to head outside and circle up in the parking lot.

Camshaft works on getting the circle sorted out

Insane Bolt went through the announcements and introduction. We had a couple of returning archives joining us, Lying Sack of Shit and Krusty.

Finally, the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks he had set for the trail.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

From the parking lot, we found marks that sent us across Elbow Drive SW to the community of Haysboro. Along the streets and through the alleys enjoying the sloppy wet sunny conditions.

Some historic sights were park of the trail. An old ranch house and a very rare tree were included for our historical appreciation.

Some other features of the trail were the ski truck. Quite a find in this neighbourhood!

The long wet alley lead to the regroup vehicle. A sight to see and the source of great fulfilment.

From the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.

Interesting beer and food choices were available. Patience with the single server was the way to go!

The Down Downs

Skewbic Hair was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He assembled his program and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.

Skewbic Hair selected a choir of Rashy Bush and Hump the Shark. They enjoyed a down down as they sang themselves a suitable song.

You are all number 1. It was a great trail!

Just Stephen – did not come in his boots this time

Hardly gets the Hat Shit….all are happy!

Skewbic Hair declares the group “on the piss”, while LSOS volunteers for next week’s RA

With all the down down’s complete, the group was declared “on the piss”. More yummy beer to consume.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

This trail was in the 6 to 8 km range, depending on your level of embracement of the check backs and back checks. A great trail through interesting neighbourhoods.

Hash Extra

Many pictures were taken. Here are some that may be of interest to the group.

Run

Run 2453 – A Hot Slippy Thong in the Cheeks

March 30, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Slippy Thong and Hot Cheeks

Location: Red Crowns Pub

523 Woodpark Blvd SW #20, Calgary, AB T2W 4J3

https://maps.app.goo.gl/CFyX5DmeqLNruCheA

RA: Insane Bolt

Attendance: 22

Fish Creek Spring Wonderland

The Beginning

At a moment of weakness, Hot Cheeks and Slippy Thong were prepared to embrace the spring weather and set a run from the winds of Bebo Grove in Fish Creek Provincial Park. Sounded like a great plan as it has been sunny and mild for weeks. Park run with outdoor down down’s. A utopian vision.

As spring weather is also variable, a large dump of snow changed the plan. Plan B is the set trail from a warm pub in Woodbine SW, but include some of the Fish Creek trails which were now snow covered. Strapon ice cleats highly recommended.

The pack gathered in a non descript pub in the the SW, in the community of Woodbine (Woodlands). Suitably dodgy in appearance, it seemed well suited to host the hash.

The pack gathered and found suitable seating while the big screen showed some kind of hockey match featuring the loosing local team.

Insane Bolt declared that it was time to head outside in the daylight and circle up.

A reasonable turn out given the somewhat not so nice weather. If you were dressed for winter, the spring run would be “just fine”.

Insane Bolt went through the announcements and introductions. Called in the new person, Just Stephen, into the circle so we could introduce ourselves.

Insane Bolt hoping to rid himself of the hash shit on this run

The hares were called into the circle and described the marks we were to follow on the trail.

With chalk in hand, Slippy Thong makes it happen

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

Out of the parking lot, the pack spread out to find the marks that the hares had prepared for us to find.

Some sort of posing for the photographer. Yes, there is a mark on that bench.

As we descend into Fish Creek Park, the trail becomes more winter like. Fortunately, the paved trails had seen a plow.

Slippy Thong making sure we don’t get lost

Eventually, the trail lead back to the pub, and the regroup was located in the parking lot nearby!

Back to the pub to settle in and find some beverages and food in anticipation of the down down’s.

Good deals on the beer and food, so everyone was happy to this point!

The Down Down’s

The previous week, Insane Bolt volunteered to the the Religious Advisor (RA) for the down down ceremonies. As such, he has had a week to think about and prepare material.

Insane Bolt launched into action. He appointed a choir of Mr. PeeeeeNut and Shakesbeer, who sang themselves a song.

First, the hares were brough up and thanked for an epic Slippy trail.

Insane Bolt finds someone for his hash shit

Scoobie avoids hash shit on a technicality!

Slow Clap – Will remember her hash shit for next time!

Scoobie RA next week, Insane Bolt – On the Piss!

With the down down’s complete, it was time to enjoy the Red Crowns hospitality.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Looks like 6 – 7 km of trail were enjoyed by some. Excellent effort setting trail in crappy weather for the group to enjoy. Our introduction to Fish Creek trail was a fun time.

Hash Extra

Because we can, we are seeing what AI can do for the trail. So far…. interesting.

Run

Run 2452 – BBL Run

March 23, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Booty Camp and Snow Blower

Location: Kampus Brewing Co.

3630 Brentwood Rd NW #800, Calgary, AB T2L 2M6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/t5kyNUe3APcfoFoU8

RA: Karate Klit

Attendance: 31

Playing in the Sunset

The Beginning

Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower once again pitch in to save the hash. Apparently, they like setting trail as they are in contention for gold status in our frequent trail setting program.

They chose Kampus Brewing Co. as the start/finish location. This pub, close to the university, is hash friendly.

The group assembled in a section that had been put aside for us. Time to check out the deals and specials awaiting us when we return.

Insane Bolt announces it is time to head outside to circle up. Daylight is now a thing with the arrival of spring!

A good turn out for the group. A combination of daylight, warmer temperatures and spring have encouraged folks to come out and play!

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. We had a good number or visitors, archives and new boots!

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had made for the pack to follow.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail markings.

The Trail

Off to find the marks on the streets and adjacent parking lots. Lots of high density stuff around here,, but the trail was found and the pack was off!

Following marks, we eventually found the regroup with suitable refreshments available for the group.

From the regroup, a short walk back to the bar to settle in and figure out the beer and food menu.

The group settled down waiting patiently for the down down’s to begin

The Down Down’s

Karate Klit was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. Thankfully, she volunteered last week so has had ample time to tune her mind for a great performance. Some last minute encouragement from Hump the Shark to smooth out the delivery.