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Run 2467 – Canada Day Run

July 1, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Hardly and Twisty

Location: Hardly and Twisty’s Haus

104 Bermuda Way NW, Calgary, AB T3K 1G9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/AvYFdTU2FnrSjryv6

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 24

Happy Canada Day!

The Beginning

A Canada Day Run with the Calgary Hash House Harriers has been a thing for some years. This year, Hardly and Twisty stepped up to host an afternoon run on the day, which happens to follow on Wednesday. There was a plan to make this event extra special with multiple 2 km loops with refreshment stops in between. BBQ to follow!

The plan was set and the trail concept was nailed down. Apparently, the weather was a problem and some rain appeared to eliminate the marks that had been set.

Plan B – live hare on a reduced concept. Two trails to enjoy.

The pack assembled at the Hardly and Twisty Haus, ready to celebrate Canada Day. A good turn out of 24 hashers showed up. Apparently the weather turned shitty and it became a “wait in the garage and drink beer” until things sorted themselves out.

The pre run assembly in the garage was where hashers waited patiently for things to change.

The rain stopped Sort of a circle was assembled as the pack got ready for their first trail.

The pack ventured out to form some sort of a circle in the back alley. Careful not to get your feet wet.

The hares were called into the circle to describe what marks to follow. Originally, the multiple trail scheme had marks with M, G, W and E for Moose, Goose, Wolf and Eagle. Apparently a 20 minute thunderstorm obliterated all marks, so the new plan was a guided runners trail and a separate guided walkers trail.

Revised trail markings – Walkers and Eagles

With the marks described, the pack was released to be escorted to the trail.

The Trail

Out through the back alley, the pack was off to find their way.

Back to the Hardly and Twisty Haus to get the back yard thing rocking.

Eventually, it was time for the down down’s to begin. Refreshments were ready!

The Down Down’s

Mr. PeeeeeNut was the Religious Advisor. A choir was selected of Mmmmm Lady Fingers, and Bacchanal.

Choir – Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Bacchanal

The ceremony started with singing the Oh Canada song, the Hash version printed on this shirt.

Mr. PeeeeNut engaged the group with his program. First off, the hares were rewarded for setting a fine trail and hosting the Canada Day event.

The hares – set a fine trail once they fixed the weather

Slippy and Camshaft – Mutual admiration society

Then we have Snow Blower, achieving 300 runs! Get a life?

Krusty for assisting Twisty set the walkers trail while running

KS and Resident Asshole – One was rummaging in cider, and the other was talking too much about the Forks in Winnipeg

Archives – Auntie Frank and Knight Stalker

Roaring Nancy – Talking to much, LSOS – Hash Shit for bad behavior

RA Down Down – Mr. Peeeenut for this week, LSOS for next week

With the down down’s complete, the pack was declared “on the piss” and continued on with the celebration of Canada Day.

Scribed (in absentia) by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

Trail 1 and Trail 2 were both enjoyed. Walkers and Runners. Great trail and good recovery from that rain thing that happened at the start.

Hash Extra

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Run 2466 – Skool’s Out Run

June 29, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Teechers – Abandoned Pussy, Hot Cheeks, and Princess Monkey Spanker

Location: JJ’s Pub

2 Spruce Center Southwest, Calgary, AB T3C 3B7

https://maps.app.goo.gl/nnwk62SRZHkTATWH6

RA: Insane Bolt

Attendance: 31

A Bridge to Cross!

The Beginning

The end of June is a special time for our teacher folks. It means they do not have to teach until the fall. Some say it sounds like the beginning of a summer vacation!

Our hares were Princess Monkey Spanker, Hot Cheeks and Abandoned Pussy. These folks have a hand in educating our children. With the end of the school year, the teachers like to let off steam. As such, they have planned a challenging trail from a starting point within sight of the Douglas Fir Trail.

Apparently, setting the trail on Sunday involved some time in the rain. We were warned the the trail might be muddy and that dry shoes and socks for the end of the wet trail.

The pack gathered in the parking lot near JJ’s Neighbourhood Pub in Spruce Cliff SW. Disappointed that it was not pouring rain like the day before. There was much rejoicing! The hares had plan for the group to make this an epic trail, and perhaps a epi-pen trail?

JJ’S – Imagine the patio that is not in this picture

Eventually, it was time to circle up in the parking lot. The group formed some type of a circle with Camshaft running the circle.

The Teechers were called into the circle to educate the pack on the crazy marks they had chosen for the trail. Some say they should get and “F” for messing up the traditional markings. The pack can be slow to learn.

You get an “A” if you can figure out these crazy marks!

With a sign, the pack was released to find the marks on trail.

The Trail

The pack struggled to find the true trail.

Apparently, there was a regroup with delicious refreshments. There is evidence that Insane Bolt finished DFL, an unusual position for him.

KK found the regroup. LL looks for something.

So much fun was had at the regroup that images were in short supply. The pack headed over the the patio at JJ’s to have the down down’s.

Down Down’s

Thankfully, Insane Bolt volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He planned his material for the amusement of the waiting hashers.

The pack looking forward for the down down’s

After some waiting due to a Mojito delivery emergency, the down down’s were ready to go. A choir of Dastardly and Hardly were selected, and chose to find unusual songs for their performance.

The hares were first, followed by a selection of other offences, The song of STINGY TRAIL related to the abundance of mosquito’s, wasps, bees and other dangerous insects.

New Boots – Just Ferica and Just Monireh

Roaring Nancy – Happy with the new marks?

Those that were attacked by flying murder hornets (or equivalent), Sahar saves the day!

The group was declared on the piss and continued to socialize and enjoy JJ’s patio and hospitality.

Scribed (in absentia) by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A great trail of some 6 km was thoroughly enjoyed by the runners. It was appreciated that it was not dumping rain and that the muddy trail was good! Bring your epi-pen next time.

Hash Extra

Why would not prepare a suitable poster for the run.

Beer in the Rear and Slow Clap sharing a doggy moment

Appropriate remedy for flying, stinging insect attact

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Run 2465 – Old Farts in Tutu’s

June 22, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Dastardly and friends

Location: Neighbourhood Pub NE

834 68 St NE, Calgary, AB T2A 6X7

https://maps.app.goo.gl/MtEQphTjfEKZuREn6

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 29

Never Enough Playing!

The Beginning

A number of hashers have or will shortly pass through the portal to seniors discounts. Not necessarily a bad thing as saving money is always good, however the psychological drama of achieving a certain age can be eased if you have others in the same boat.

Coincidentally, the run number ends in 65. A suspicious coincidence which was motivation for Dastardly to hook up with his friends to set trail with a 65 theme. Included in the hare mix were: Dastardly, Lying Sack of Shit, Snevil, Twisty and Hardly. With 5 hares, the possibilities are endless. The run was on June 22, 2026 thus also a Tu Tu run for those that like to dress up.

The starting location was the Neighbourhood Pub in the community of Abbeydale NE. A fine strip mall location with character, allowing access to the pathways, streets and alleys of Abbeydale NE.

A very unique name for this establishment

The scribe was a bit late to the circle so not sure if the group started inside the pub or not. Nevertheless, a circle was present full of enthusiastic hashers who wanted to run.

A good group was present adorned in their finest tutu’s and kilts.

Insane Bolt ran the circle, going through the introductions and announcements. He called the hares into the circle to describe the marks.

There was a finger point and the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

The pack set off around the back of the strip mall and found what they were looking for. Off into the wilds of Abbeydale NE, many pathways and parks presented themselves.

low on playground interest by this point

The Down Down’s

So some unexplained reason, Skewbic Hair volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) at the last run. With poor memory skills, this meant that Scoobie had to prepare for the closing celebration with made up stuff.

Some hashers came forward with snitches, tales, lies and other useful information that the RA could distort into material.

A choir of Insane Bolt and Booty Camp looked after the songs.

First round of down down’s to the hares. As they were a group of 5, this was quite an undertaking.

Sure you had enough help with the run, the RA asks?

We all did a great job, hard for old people, but we got it done!

PMS has a fascination with titties and beer

Slow Clap providing a tactile inspection

A group down down for something significant

Just Ester and Beer in the Rear. The running machine advises the new boot.

Apparently there was a hash shit present. It is a long story, but let us just say that it involved maps and getting maps printed. Miracles do happen!

Dastardly savours his down down with that hash shit taste

Finally Just Leanne is named “Scissor Sister” from here Rock, Paper, Scissor’s tactics with PMS

With the program complete, the RA was given a down down and we have a volunteer RA for next week, Insane Bolt! On the Piss declared.

Off to the bar, Neighbourhood Pub NE to debrief on what a wonderful time we had with this run.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Run Summary

Greater that 6.5 km for this fine trail set by old people. Through the neighbourhoods of Abbeydale and Marlborough Park, it was quite an experience.

Hash Extra

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Run 2464 – Pyro Gets It Done!

June 15, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Pyro

Location: Tuscany Home Depot/Tim Horton’s Parking lot

https://maps.app.goo.gl/BbWfhvMAJPqtkjSv9

RA: Bacchanal

Attendance: 32

Having way too much fun!

The Beginning

We were pleased that Pyro volunteered to set trail for the group. He is know for setting great trails in challenging terrain. The hills of Tuscany and Scenic Acres provide some great views along with elevation changes.

The run started near the intersection of Tuscany Boulevard and Nose Hill Drive NW, in the Home Depot/Tim Horton’s parking lot.

The start location was busy with shoppers and patrons of the recycling bins that were conveniently located nearby. The group filtered in and found a suitable location to have the circle.

A good turn out of over 30 hashers, including some returnees from last weeks run with Bacchanal doing a great job of recruiting new hashers to the group.

Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions, then the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks.

This is an “on” mark, flagging also used!

Pyro pointed a direction and the pack was released.

The Trail

Leaving the parking lot, the pack fanned out to find the marks for true trail. There were some busy street crossing that needed to be navigated prior to finding the wide open spaces.

Regroup vehicle spotted – waiting patiently

With the trail done, the runners waited patiently as the walkers were out for a long walk. Eventually, all was made right as the regroup beverages were available.

With outdoor down down’s, the group created an encampment to rival some of the best unhoused persons installation.

The group got set up and waited patiently for the down down’s to begin.

The Down Down’s

Bacchanal volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. She assembled her program as the beer Meister’s prepared the beverages for down down consumption.

Bacchanal called to pack to order, and selected a choir to help with the singing portion of the ceremony.

Bacchanal selected a choir based on matching shirt types. A group of orange started singing themselves a song.

First off, the hare was acknowledged. Pyro set a fine trail for all to enjoy.

Bacchanal finishing up, RA for next week!

The group were declared “on the piss” and retired to Nottingham’s Pub for debriefing.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair!

Trail Summary

A fine trail close to 5 km’s for the runners, with great views and elevation changes.

Hash Extra

Ball Strangler Chair, guarded by Resident Asshole

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Run 2463 – Bacchanal is Back!

June 8, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Bacchanal and Lazy Cummer

Location: Courtyard Pub, 723 Edmonton Trail, Calgary, AB T2E 3J6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/zfuD4fPW3PiYF1uB7

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance:39

Bacchanal recruits a village of new runners!

Bacchanal recruits a village of new people!

The Beginning

Bacchanal has been absent from the hash for an extended period. As fait would have it, she is now “back” and eager to set a trail. Teamed up with Lazy Cummer, this dynamic duo were enthusiastic to set trail in the Bridgeland/Renfrew communities in the NE.

The Courtyard Pub was selected as the nominal starting location. Hash friendly and able to host us.

In addition, Bacchanal has been recruiting and we were swarmed with new runners that she coerced to join us. Quite an accomplishment as we had almost 40 people present at the run start.

The actual starting point was a couple of blocks away from the pub. The hares provided explicit details for those that could follow instructions.

The group assembled at a location with a great view of the city, and prepared for the running experience.

Camshaft made an effort to get the group to form something that looked like a circle.

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcement and introductions. With some 14 new boots, a lot of new names were revealed! Hope to link the names with the circle photo’s.

The hares were called in to describe the marks they had set for the pack to follow.

The hares described the marks and the use of flagging to mark the trail. The pack was released to find the true trail!

The Trail

Off the pack went, initially finding the check backs that had been set. Eventually, true trail was found and all was good!

Off to find the marks and the playgrounds. Confusing start but great views were part of the run experience.

Bacchanal and the new boot display appropriate park behavior

Bacchanal finds a cell phone alternative

Traffic circle with Bacchanal finishing a lap

Some good marks to show us that we were at the end of the trail. Outdoor down down’s in the park for a big group. This took some work to set up and run!

What are these down down’s we are waiting for?

The Down Down’s

With Hump the Shark as the Religious Advisor (RA), he gathered the stories that he would base his end of run performance. Dastardly and Lazy Cummer prepared the beverages and the stage was set.

Call in the hares and give them a down down for an epic trail!

Many other offences were observed on trail. Hump the Shark had quite a list!

Our collection of New Boots! Hope to see them back.

LSOS call out for fashion offence. Impersonating the RA

Snevil agreed to be the RA for next week, and we were then declared “on the piss”.

After the run, the group retired to the Courtyard Pub for food and refreshments, as well as to be part of the great Hash Kilt raffle, organized by Hot Cheeks.

Trail Summary

This trail was great with lots of variety, views, stairs, up and down, and abundant playgrounds.

Hash Extra

The poster created for this run, plus some additional pictures

Run

Run 2462 – Liquor Lots Does It Again

June 1, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Liquor Lots and OPP

Location: Dale Hodges Park NW

3RJM+5M8 Calgary, Alberta

https://maps.app.goo.gl/dDzCEr3tVa48mHSt7

RA: Lying Sack of Shit

Attendance: 22

Some Rain and this is What Happens!

The Beginning

Liquor Lots and OPP stepped up to host the hash run. They chose to set trail at Bowmont Park, a fine wilderness area with some challenging trail in the area.

The weather offered some challenges as we have had more rain than you can imagine. A fine recipe for mud and puddles! Liquor Lots and OPP spent a wet day setting trail for us to enjoy.

The trail start was at the Dale Hodges Park NW. We arrived in the rain and thankfully Dastardly had some antifreeze to ward off the chill and the damp.

The group assembled and dressed in their finest rain repellant clothing.

Insane Bolt ran to the run start from his house, showing a high level of over achievement. Camshaft requested that we form a circle to prepare for the run start.

Mmmmm Ladyfingers photobombing Strap On Crampon and Slow Clap

Camshaft ran the circle and we quickly went through the abbreviated formalities. Standing around in the rain was no fun.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had set for the trail.

The pack was released and headed off to look for marks.

The Trail

Off out of the parking lot, we found marks along the bike path leading to Bowmont Park.

Thankfully, the uphill slippery path was a false trail. Now we have muddy shoes and would really appreciate a show wash!

Many happy hashers enjoying suitable refreshments

After finishing the tasty beverages, the group headed off to Leopold’s Pub in Bowness for the down downs. Dry clothes were a good thing to bring with you for post run enjoyment.

The pub was packed, but the group managed to squeeze in and find just enough room.

The group settled in to take in the ambience and prepare for the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

Lying Sack of Shit volunteered to be the Religious Advisor. In the absence of Hump the Shark, who volunteered last week, LSOS saved the day! He prepared his material and came up with a program.

With the tight quarters, and being in a busy place, we adjusted the delivery of the down down’s to make them work. Self choiring was a feature.

Through the confusion, and all down down’s handed out, Lying Sack of Shit declared the group to be “on the piss”. A fine RA performance under challenging conditions.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

Close to 5 km’s of rain soaked adventure. Views of the high river which may continue to make the trail even wetter. A great run in an interesting area.

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Run 2461 – A Run to Remember (on Not)

May 25, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Hardly, Twisty and Dastardly

Location: Black Bull Pub, 53 Hunterhorn Rd NE, Calgary, AB T2K 6C4

https://maps.app.goo.gl/gB3ysMkB6gM2ipJY8

RA: Booty Camp

Attendance: 31

The Pack Runs the Alley’s of Huntington Hills

The Beginning

We are thankful that Hardly, Twisty and Dastardly teamed up to generate a great hash run in the North part of town. The run started from the Black Bull Pub, but the group consolidated in the parking lot prior to the run start.

This would be the pub we started from. Used this stock shot as none was taken.

In the parking lot, the hashers assembled and Hot Cheeks was promoting the hand made Hash kilts. They were handed out and all went for a run!

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introduction. We had some new boots and returning archives making for a good sized group.

There was a bit of a kilt parade, showing off the kilts that are available to bid on, with the funds supporting charity.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for today’s trail. Multiple playgrounds were promised!

With the marks described, the pack was released.

The Trail

Out of the parking lot, the hares had set many long check backs. The pack was confused trying to find the true trail, but eventually that happened. Pathways, backyards, alleys, streets and sidewalks.

The regroup vehicle was found, and the group headed back to find their chairs for outdoor down down’s.

The group settled in and prepared for the down down’s to begin. Mostly chatting and enjoying suitable refreshments.

The outdoor venue meant that we had to prepare our own down down’s. Great work by the beer wenches to pull this off.

In good time, the down down’s were ready to begin.

The Down Down’s

Booty Camp had volunteered to be the Religious Advisor for the run. She had been mentally preparing for the week and was ready to unleash her creation.

A choir was chosen, and King Shit was chosen. He then sang himself a song and the ceremony was underway.

A number of offences were called out as the program got underway.

Some crimes were committed before the run started, supplement by the long list created by Booty Camp.

Lazy Cummer and Shakes Beer – likely playground infraction

A recipient for the Hash Shit identified! Littlest Hoe is happy now!

The hares – Dastardly, Twisty and Hardly

Booty Camp finished off by offering up the RA position for next week. Hump the Shark put up his hand, and it was done.

Thanks to Booty Camp, and Hump is on the hook for next week RA

All done, we were declared “on the piss”. Some gravitated to the Black Bull Pub for a debriefing.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Somewhere between 5 and 8 km were enjoyed by the pack. A great trail with many playgrounds, as well as the insiders tour of Huntington Hills.

Hash Extra

Apparently the walkers had a good time as well.

Run

Run 2460 – Booty Blower Long Weekend Banger

May 18, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Booty Camp and Snow Blower

Location: Booty Blower Bodega, Capital Hill NW

https://maps.app.goo.gl/RLe5eYLxWsYqgEaV8

RA: Skewbic Hair and Karate Klit

Attendance: 19

A view from the Hill

The Beginning

With the first long weekend in May, finding a hare to host the run can be challenging. Many conflicting objectives, including camping, cycling, Stampeders football and travel can lead to a small number of runners. With a holiday Monday, afternoon vs evening time slot is another question.

Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower stepped up to the challenge and declared they would host an afternoon run with feeding afterwards! We can not thank them enough!

With variable weather, the threat of rain made were an added feature. Nevertheless, hashers appeared and prepared for the run that had been thoughtfully prepared for the group.

Run start location, with BBQ in the back!

In the absence of our normal Hashmasters, a stand in was acclaimed to run the circle and be the religious advisor for the closing ceremonies.

Skewbic Hair ran the circle going through the announcements and introductions.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had set to mark the trail.

All you need to know is here, including a pink flamingo

The pack was released and to group wandered off to find the marks.

The Trail

The pathways proved fruitful for finding marks. Off we went knowing that the pedestrian bridges over the Trans Canada Highway were likely important.

Some hashers did not appreciate that the regroup was located close to the end of the run. Some were distracted by other beverages at another location near by. All was good and we did not get rained on!

The Down Down’s

Back to the start location, the back yard became a fine place to place your chair and enjoy a suitable beverage in anticipation of the down down’s starting.

Skewbic Hair was volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA), and enlisted the support of Karate Klit.

A choir of the bashers was selected, including Pull My Woody, Sticky Lips and XXX Ray. These folks were unable to join us for the circle.

A choir happy to help out with the songs!

First off was a tribute to the hares for setting a fine trail and for hosting the group on this wonderful afternoon.

Dastardly for a fine regroup for those that found it

Bashers from the football game. We heard them cheering on trail and helping the red team beat the green team

A collection of short cutters – LSOS, PMS and Slippy Thong

It was noted that one of our hashers had shoes that were suspiciously new looking. Upon further enquiry, these were indeed new shoes debuting on the May the Fourth run. The RA of that evening, Tighty Whitey, was so wrapped up in his star wars world, they were overlooked. Time to correct that transgression.

Adds a bit of new flavour to the beverage!

After exhausting the material they had to work with, it was time to down the RA and see if we can get a volunteer for next week!

Thanks for coming to our hosted afternoon run!

A fine afternoon of mirth and merriment. We sincerely thank Booty Camp and Snow Blower for hosting the afternoon May Long Weekend Run.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A great trail through some hilly neighbourhoods within earshot of McMahon Stadium where a noisy football game was being played. Somewhere in the 7 – 8 km range, depending on you ability to short cut or find the false trails.

Some original AI inspired artwork announcing the run.

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Run 2459 – Snevil Knevil

May 11, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Snevil and Ménage-a Trois

Location: Royal Pub Bankview, 2905 14 St SW, Calgary, AB T2T 3V5

https://maps.app.goo.gl/eVCU1D1FkKfCgKPr5

RA: Hardly and Twisty

Attendance: 19

A Bank with a View

The Beginning

Snevil chose to hare this run and we thank her for that. Familiar with the neighbourhood, it was decided to start the run at the Royal Pub Bankview SW. She was familiar with the lay of the land and the extent of the hills and challenging geography that this place had for the hashers.

The group assembled outside on the modest patio of the pub.

A reasonable crowd turned up and the weather was good. Eventually, we were called to the circle in the parking lot adjacent to the pub.

Camshaft ran the circle as we went through the announcements and introduction.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the trail. All in chalk, with some unique features that required us to pay attention.

Others are not… Here they are and off you go!

The hare pointed out the first mark and the pack was released.

The Trail

Off through the back alleys, marks were found that indicated we were on the trail. The neighbourhood is going through a bit of a transformation with lots of new building and renovation.

The group settling in for outdoor down down’s

It was decided to do the down down’s outside in this back yard. Preparations were made to make that happen!

The Down Down’s

Hardly and Twisty were the volunteer Religious Advisors, appointed last week. They jointly prepared their material as the down down beverages were made ready.

Hardly and Twisty started their program.

A choir was appointed, and Dastardly and Lazy Cummer sang themselves a suitable song.

This shoes have been deemed to be “new”. New shoes have cnosequences.

Skye providing residual beer removal services. How fortunate to have such a well trained dog!

RA recruitment for the next run was unsuccessful. Sort it out at the next run. On the piss was declared and we headed back to the Royal Pub Bankview for debriefing.

At the pub, a kilt fashion show was put on for the benefit of the patrons. These kilts are available for sale with money going to charity.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail somewhere close to 5 km was enjoyed by the group. Two regroups was a nice touch for the group.

Hash Extra

A poster for the run was generated.

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Run 2458 – May the Fourth Be With You

May 4, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Shakesbeer

Location: Stanley Park

Parking lot GPS Coordinates: 51.017348, -114.070629

Southwest Calgary, Calgary, AB T2S 2R6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/BMFnSkKBw3xL89xL8

RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 26

Viewpoint with LL and OPP

The Beginning

Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail on May the Forth. With a Star Trek theme, costumes were encouraged.

The starting point of the trail was the parking lot at Stanley Park. The group arrived and prepared for an epic trail. Camshaft called for the group to circle up and we got ready for the trail.

Camshaft went through the introduction and announcements, then called the hare into the circle to explain the marks!

Shakesbeer pointed out the first mark, and the pack was released.

The Trail

Off across the park to find more marks. Flagging and chalk marks revealed themselves as the pack progressed the trail.

With the regroup located, it was time for a quick refreshment prior to heading to Born Brewing Company for indoor down downs.

Down Down’s

Tighty Whitey was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He had prepared a program with a Star Wars theme. His Star Wars inspiration extended into inventing a names he attributed to hashers in the down down’s.

Choir – Cantina Band – Hardly and Stoolie

Camshaft – Lubed Skywalker and LL – Fuckakin Skywalker

A group down down for some reason that escapes me!

With the down down’s complete, it was time to socialize and enjoy the yummy Born Brewing product.

Apparently, a hash shit was abandoned at the pub. I trust this will be reacquainted with its rightful owner.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The trail was 5 – 6 km’s through the wilds of Stanley Park, Rideau Park and Park Hill. A combination of streets, pathways, alleys and trails. Shakesbeer outdid himself setting this great trail.

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A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers