Hares: Abandoned Pussy, Hot Cheeks and Princess Monkey Spanker
Location: Fish Creek Provincial Park – Bebo Grove
13610 24 St SW, Calgary, AB T2Y 0E7
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RA: Hump the Shark
Attendance: 36
You can see the COSTCO from here!
The Beginning
The teachers in the group become very happy as the school year ends. The time spent with their pupils is over and they can plan their summer off. Thankfully, their enthusiasm included setting trail in Fish Creek Park from the Bebo Grove parking area.
Abandoned Pussy, Hot Cheeks and Princess Monkey Spanker were the hares. The abundance of trails in Fish Creek were beckoning. Recent rain and snow melt had transformed Fish Creek into a raging river. Should be a great time!
The group assembled the in the parking lot in anticipation of a great trail.
We had a good turn out with a number of visitors from Africa attending conventions in town.
The cunning plan that the hare’s had involved a “live hare” setting the trail on the fly. Here is a pre run picture of PMS, ready to inflict marks on the park trails.
PMS hit the trail to set the marks and we gave her a 15 minute or so head start going through the circle procession. The pack started to form something like a circle in anticipation of the Hashmaster running the circle. PMS setting trail and Insane Bolt missing in action. What to do?
Snevil stepped up as acting Hashmattress and ran the circle. Many announcements, introductions, milestones to work through and Snevil did an excellent job.
We had a number of visitors from Africa that brought an international feeling to our hash. They provided a great deal of entertainment to our relatively quiet group.
Snevil called the hares into the circle and they provided a version of what they thought the marks might look like. Perhaps there was a telepathic message from PMS who was currently on trail making the marks!
The pack was released and headed out in different directions trying to find the marks.
The Trail
Many possible trails to check. Eventually, the true trail was found and the pack burst into action following the trail.
Eventually the marks lead us back to the parking lot where we found refreshments and set of a down down circle in the field nearby.
The group celebrated the run with chatter and socializing prior to the down down’s start.
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He diligently assembled his program and prepared to deliver the ceremony.
With milestones at play, there was a need to prepare and warm up the half yard.
Hump the Shark selected a choir of Slow Clap, Stool Stuffer and King Shit. They sang a song and enjoyed a down down.
The hares were acknowledged. PMS did an outstanding job of setting trail with moral support from her fellow teachers.
The pack was very engaged in the down down. In spite of continually checking their phones for updates.
Our visitors and new boots were called up and acknowledged.
A number of offences were called out as well as the passing along of the hash shit.
Hat Shit over to Daisy Duke. Multiple offences being rewarded with this special prize.
Various and sundry offences were called out. Too numerous to count.
The half yard was sufficiently warmed up for Tighty Whitey to enjoy.
For some reason, there was more to be enjoyed. It seemed like the program would never end.
With the prolonged down down’s complete, it was time to pack up and leave this place. A fine performance was delivered!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Run Summary
Fish Creek Park did not disappoint. There was much up and down with sufficient climbing, descending and viewpoints. Thankfully we were spared for the death water torrent flowing through the creek. Total run was 6 km’s or so.
Hash Extra
The Rotary convention was in town, so we found some trail markers to celebrate this.
Other wildlife sightings.
