Hares : Lying Sack Of Shit Where: Local 403, 380 Canyon Meadows Dr SE Attendance : 21
This Monday’s trail was intended to be a co-run with runner/walkers of the Run21 running group. Runners from the Run21 group could run with us or run their own trail. Everyone ended trail at the regroup and then down downs were held on the patio of Local 403.
Monday was Erections Day! The main erection being – of course – the nomination and advent of the hash’s new mismanagement team: a bunch of inept misfits, doing a job they don’t really want to do for very little recognition.
Your new mismanagement, in reverse order of importance, are:
Hashmaster(s) — Our glorious leaders: Lay Em in Snow & Skewbic Hair JointmasterBooty Camp SexitaryKing Shit Under The Influencer — (anti) social media stuff Nev-R-bin _____ Religious Advisor CoordinatorRashy Bush Haberdasher aka. Hash TrashDaisy Duke AwardinatorDaisy Duke Beer MeisterStool Stuffer Beer WenchSnow Blower & Hump The Shark Hash CashSlippy Thong, Hot Cheeks & Mmm… Ladyfingers Übergeek (Webmaster) King Shit Üntergeek (ass. Webmaster) Skewbic Hair, Snevil, Sucks Everything & Abandoned Pussy Hash HornBaby & Daisy Duke International Membership Recruiter and Remote ScribePrincess Monkey Spanker
But before that, trail was set and, like for every erections, marked with little fishies. Beers and goldfish crackers were also part of the event.
With views this breathtaking, no wonder this event warranted its own run number! (But really, it was only King Shit’s scheme to ensure he secures his lead in “most runs run at the Calgary Hash House Harriers”.)
5 Calgary Hashers and 2 Ottawa Hashers joined in this year’s CH3 hiking event at the ACC Wheeler Hut. It wasn’t all work and no play, though. There were libations too, judging by the photographic evidence left on the Facebook page.
S-H-I, T-T-Y, T-R-A-I-L, Shitty trail, (It sucked!) Shitty trail, (It really sucked!) The motherlover set a shitty trail; I’d rather drink another beer Than run your shitty trail. S-H-I, T-T-Y, T-R-A-I-L
I guess that’s what we get for entrusting LSOS to “live hare” at the last minute! No one found trail. Thankfully only ten suckers showed up this week (and that’s including the hare!)
Let that be a lesson for everyone! People better sign up to hare.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers