Hares: Tighty Whitey
Where: Gators Sports Pub SW, Calgary, AB
RA: Skewbic Hair
Attendance: 18

The run title says it all. Also, the meeting point was located near Fish Creek, so there was no way we were not getting shiggy. Hopefully, this did not put off our virgin hasher Matt (whom Insane Bolt made cum).

Hare Tighty Whitey likes to lurk around and take pictures of wet and dirty hashers:

Here are some of the tales that were reported:

• Insane Bolt saw his first beaver today. Snevil gave him the ins and outs of how to catch one.
• Noobie “Just Josh” (who took the liberty of calling himself ‘JJ’ (rookie mistake)) will henceforth be known as “Va-JJ”. A brilliant name, whoever came up with that.
• There were Moose Track sightings on trail (see below).
• Stool Stuffer came 169 times. This time, he came alone. Weird for a 169.
• Strap-On Crampon and Hot Cheeks shared their strap-ons.

In other news, a few hashers celebrated/will celebrate their birthdays :
?Brokeback Mount Me’s was TODAY Mar 28
?Booty Camp’s was March23^rd
? Lying Sack Of Shit’s is Apr 2^nd.

ON ON !
PMS

Hares: Abandoned Pussy
Where: Transit Parking Lot SE, Calgary, AB
On-In: Penny Black Bar & Kitchen SE, Calgary, AB
RA: Skewbic Hair
Attendance: 18

AP likes it hard and long – that’s what she said! No, like, literally… That’s what she said when talking about this trail that she set for us. At first, she looked fairly apologetic that her trail was on the longer side… But then she just let her mean side show, unapologetically, like the asshole she is.

And when the scribe posted her weekly plea for “Scribbling fodder”, AP further proved my point:

Turns out, at least one harrierette survived the ordeal to tell the tale. Thank you Strap On Crampon for your in real time reports.

ON ON!
With my cumpliments,
PMS

Hares: Oozy Pizzle Panties & Liquor Lots
Where: Griffith Woods Park SW – Discovery Ridge, Calgary, AB
On-In: Lennox Irish Pub SW, Calgary, AB
RA: Snevil
Attendance: 23

It’s that time of year again, when it becomes socially acceptable for people to shamelessly give way to their addiction and lack of restraint: yes indeed, it’s girl guide cookie season again. And King Shit has undoubtedly purchased 10 boxes of Vanilla/Chocolate Creme Cookies, all in the name of encouraging young female entrepreneurship. Our hare OPP acknowledges her shameless plug to peddle her daughter’s product on our website. Bring your money, do your bit.

The hares were so sure of the quality of their trail, they guaran-f*ckn-teed it would make us WET ?. We were told to bring a change of undergarments.

ON ON!
PMS

Hare: Hump the Shark
Where: Crowfoot Baseball Park, Calgary, AB
On-In: Red Rock Bar and Grill, Calgary, AB
Attendance: 11
RA: Stool Stuffer probably

Hump the Shark likes to do it everywhere. Sometimes he takes us to the SE (his special lady friend’s stomping grounds) but today he went back to his roots: the En-Dubya.

Another job well done, Hump The Shark!

ON ON
PMS