2274 – The Clap is Back

Hare: Slow Clap
Where: Swigs Pub & Grill, Calgary, AB
RA: Skewbic Hair
Attendance: 23

We thought she was gon(orrhoea), but she’s baaack! The Clap is BACK! And on International Viagra Day, no less. Trust Skewb or King Shit to know this anniversary date (the day the FDA approved the use of the little blue pill as an oral medication for erectile dysfunction).

Restoring blood flow down south since March 27, 1998

Incidentally, March 27th also happens to be:

another one of King Shit’s favourite things!

? Crop tops on ladies and whisky from Britain ?
? Blue little pills and scribblings well-written ?
? Blue cheese dressing on suicide wings ?
? These are a few of Poo’s favourite things ?

For International Viagra Day however, whoever posted the run on the website suggested we all dress in blue to “celebrate” this momentous day. ?

Three of our own (Daisy, Hardly, Jump the Shark) were caught on camera playing with themselves in a playground area. The shame.

On On!

2273 – Daisy’s Special Opening

Hares: Miss(ing) Daisy Duke, Skewbic Hare and – who else? – Dastardly
Where: Stonyslope Brewing, Calgary, AB
RA: On In
Attendance: 28

Technically, Daisy Duke wasn’t missing but as hare, he clearly dropped the ball(s) as he was unavailable to set his own trail!

Trail ended up being the brainchild of – who else? – Dastardly (get a life!), and was aptly executed by Skewbie. They took us through many ice covered back alleys where crampons were a must.

Unfortunately our Texan visitor McPisser was woefully ill-equipped and – in an attempt to stay alive – ended up with the walkers.

The On In was a wonderful new brewery in Haysboro. Five Stars!

On On!

On an unrelated note, PMS went to Toronto for the TWAT. PMS had a good time with the TWAT. The TWAT was warm and hospitable. Go check out Toronto’s TWAT if you get the chance.

2272 – Resident Beaver Busts a Move

Hares: Just-10 Beaver with “guidance” from Dastardly
Where: The Weaselhead Bar and Grill Calgary, AB
RA: On In
Attendance: 22

Dastardly always enjoys de”flour”ing nubile young harrierettes and show them the ins and outs of setting trail. In this sense, he’s taken on Pyro’s old job.

The hares

Dastardly is a master baiter: he knows exactly how to turn the pack around and take us most unpredictable routes. Hopefully he let Just-10 have a say and she came out of this experience with added expertise.

The hares took us through many playgrounds:

Hash Test Dummy finally resurfaced from down under and kindly brought a little gift back for ball-breaker AP.

A brand new ball for AP, who is said to have no balls left.

On On!

2271 – Cam Shaft and Mmmmh Lady Fingers’ Trail #1

Hares: Cam Shaft and Mmmmmh Lady Fingers
Where: Dorset Pub and Eatery, Calgary, AB
RA: On In?
Attendance: 16

Our overachieving hares set trail #1 of their week of haring marathon. Cam Shaft treated us to a 5k trail with stretches of pure running (for the athletes in our midst).

The On-In was a British pub with a grocery section that sells British treats and delicacies. It is reported that one harrierette cleaned them out of their bags of Monster Munch.

The hares and the RA

On On!