Bebo Grove | Calgary HHH Scribblings

Hares: Abandoned Pussy, Hot Cheeks and Princess Monkey Spanker

Location: Fish Creek Provincial Park – Bebo Grove

13610 24 St SW, Calgary, AB T2Y 0E7

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RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 36

You can see the COSTCO from here!

The Beginning

The teachers in the group become very happy as the school year ends. The time spent with their pupils is over and they can plan their summer off. Thankfully, their enthusiasm included setting trail in Fish Creek Park from the Bebo Grove parking area.

Abandoned Pussy, Hot Cheeks and Princess Monkey Spanker were the hares. The abundance of trails in Fish Creek were beckoning. Recent rain and snow melt had transformed Fish Creek into a raging river. Should be a great time!

The group assembled the in the parking lot in anticipation of a great trail.

We had a good turn out with a number of visitors from Africa attending conventions in town.

The cunning plan that the hare’s had involved a “live hare” setting the trail on the fly. Here is a pre run picture of PMS, ready to inflict marks on the park trails.

You have no idea how much will like this trail!

PMS hit the trail to set the marks and we gave her a 15 minute or so head start going through the circle procession. The pack started to form something like a circle in anticipation of the Hashmaster running the circle. PMS setting trail and Insane Bolt missing in action. What to do?

Snevil stepped up as acting Hashmattress and ran the circle. Many announcements, introductions, milestones to work through and Snevil did an excellent job.

We had a number of visitors from Africa that brought an international feeling to our hash. They provided a great deal of entertainment to our relatively quiet group.

Snevil called the hares into the circle and they provided a version of what they thought the marks might look like. Perhaps there was a telepathic message from PMS who was currently on trail making the marks!

The pack was released and headed out in different directions trying to find the marks.

The Trail

Many possible trails to check. Eventually, the true trail was found and the pack burst into action following the trail.

Beer in the Rear leading here Italian barking dog

Eventually the marks lead us back to the parking lot where we found refreshments and set of a down down circle in the field nearby.

The group celebrated the run with chatter and socializing prior to the down down’s start.

The Down Down’s

Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He diligently assembled his program and prepared to deliver the ceremony.

With milestones at play, there was a need to prepare and warm up the half yard.

Hump the Shark selected a choir of Slow Clap, Stool Stuffer and King Shit. They sang a song and enjoyed a down down.

The hares were acknowledged. PMS did an outstanding job of setting trail with moral support from her fellow teachers.

The pack was very engaged in the down down. In spite of continually checking their phones for updates.

Our visitors and new boots were called up and acknowledged.

A number of offences were called out as well as the passing along of the hash shit.

Hat Shit over to Daisy Duke. Multiple offences being rewarded with this special prize.

Various and sundry offences were called out. Too numerous to count.

The half yard was sufficiently warmed up for Tighty Whitey to enjoy.

For some reason, there was more to be enjoyed. It seemed like the program would never end.

With the prolonged down down’s complete, it was time to pack up and leave this place. A fine performance was delivered!

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Run Summary

Fish Creek Park did not disappoint. There was much up and down with sufficient climbing, descending and viewpoints. Thankfully we were spared for the death water torrent flowing through the creek. Total run was 6 km’s or so.

Hash Extra

The Rotary convention was in town, so we found some trail markers to celebrate this.

Other wildlife sightings.

Hares: Hot Cheeks, PMS, and Abandoned Pussy

Location: Fish Creek Park, Bebo Grove, 13610 24 St SW, Calgary, AB T2W 4V8

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RA: Hump the Shark
Attendance: 20

Stanley, this is all for you!

The Beginning

Our teacher community in the hash group gets very excited at this time of year. Very soon, their days for shaping the minds of their young students are replaced with two months of partying. As such, it is a monumental event when the school years finishes for these folks.

A scheduling complication arose with the continuing saga of the chase for the hockey trophy, Lord Stanley’s Cup. For some unknown reason, the Edmonton squad had not yet been eliminated from the running. The Stanley Cup Final was scheduled, in conflict, with the Monday hash run. A potential problem for those that are hockey interested.

Thankfully, the hares campaigned for attendance, recognizing that hockey is important, but hashing is more important. Their promotion campaign was successful, as evidenced by this promotion to come out and hash. The language used demonstrated the need for better education.

Thankfully, the hash is a resilient bunch. Stoolie was able to cobble together something that looked like “the game”, available to the hashers. Even went as far as sourcing free power for his gadgets! The game started at 6:00 pm. Hash time is 7:00 ish. Games runs 2.5 hrs. As such, the hash can watch the start, disappear for an epic trail, and return to observe the outcome. Spoiler alert! It was not Edmonton’s night to repatriate Lord Stanley’s Cup back to Canada.

More importantly, there were 20 hashers that came out to play and the “teachers” had set a fantastic trail. Here is some evidence of the circle which started things going.

Spicy Onion Balls returns for more shenanigans

The Trail

It would appear that river crossings were in order. Three was the number. A fine spectacle of shoe washing and no one drowning. Not exactly sure of the sequence of events, but here are some action shots.

The trail, according to informed sources, was epic. The weather was good and the water was delicious. My shoes have never been cleaner, some say.

The Down Down’s

The hockey game thing created some problems for the closing ceremonies. Apparently, the favoured team was not doing as well as some would like. The one goal deficit as like a boat anchor on the enthusiasm of the group. Eventually, the Florida team won, and it was time to get the down down’s underway.

Hump the Shark did a great job of recruiting. He selected himself for the honours of conducting the down down’s. It was obvious that many crimes had been committed and must be rewarded with a down down.

The Choir, was Daisy Duke and Pyro . A tag team that provided a depth of hash wisdom, and enthusiasm to make this work.

The usual program was delivered. The hares were acknowledged for their shitty trail. Numerous offences were signaled out for reward. The Oilers sweater was a bad choice to wear with the unfortunate outcome.

As the group celebrated a trail well set and well run, it was only a matter of time until the down down’s were completed.

On the piss.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

The Trail Summary (plus bonus shots)

The run was approximately 6 km when all was said and done. Here are some summary shots of what you ran, or what your missed.

Unfortunately, your scribe had to be elsewhere for the actual run. Here are a couple of shots of the hardships the the scribe had to endure while “out of the province”.

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