Semper ubi, sub ubi
Hares: Tighty Whitey with assistance from Lying Sack of Shit
Location: Kilt and Caber Pub, Mackenzie Town SE
53 High St SE, Calgary, AB T2Z 0N2
RA: Roaring Nancy
Tighty Whitey stepped up to save the hash, once again. From a southern start point, close to Okotoks, the run was convened to start at the Kilt & Caber Ale House, the in wilds of Mackenzie Town SE. Who knew that people and communities existed at these southern latitudes? After tackling the traffic circle chaos on the way to the start, all was well. You just had to know where to park, and where the pub was to make this work. Thank Google!
GPS directions did not fail. The group of 19 enthusiastic hashers were present to enjoy the spectacle . Surprisingly, we had a new boot. Ernie lives in the area, and finally decided to determine what this drinking club with a running problem was all about. We have been working on Ernie recruitment through the TGIF sub group, and apparently we have had success! Welcome Ernie to the cult…. He also has a doggy companion, who was also welcome to the group.
The circle took form and the happy hashers were there in style. The weather was quite OK for this time of year, and the group were ready to challenge the trail.
Apparently, there was some complaining about Tighty Whitey’s las trail. Not enough marks….was the complaint. For this trail TW had conscripted Lying Sack of Shit (LSOS) to over mark the trail. As such, the amount of chalk that was deposited on the pathways and sidewalks was enough the have a material consequence in the world chalk supply. As evidence, the following marks were provided.
The dumfounded looks can be seen on the faces of the harriers…. The pack was released to attempt to discover the marks that had been laid.
After some level of confusion, the marks were found and the pack was off. Mackenzie Town has a pond on the community of Inverness. Who knew that you could feel like you were lost in Scotland without leaving Alberta. The smart hashers soon realized that we would be doing the big circle, with some playground distractions. Where to next?
After some confusing marks, whether it was Eagle and Turkey, or Easy and Tough, an option was offered for the trail to the regroup. The smart hashers had already figured this out and cut across to where the trail had to go. The unusual light display was like to beacon to the beer.
The Down Down’s
A short distance from the regroup was the Kilt & Caber Ale House. They had a good space for us at the back of the pub where we could eat and perform the closing ceremonies.
Roaring Nancy was appointed Religious Advisor for the evening.
His first task was to appoint a choir of Hardly, Mucky Dip and Slippy Thong.
Roaring delivered a fine performance of accusation, stories and half truths. Quite entertaining, in a climate controlled environment.
The down-down complete, eating and socializing commenced. See if you can recognize these meals! On the piss!
The Trail (one version)
Scribed by Skewbic Hair