Hare: Camshaft and Mmmmmm Lady Fingers
Location: Wentworth Square SW Basketball Courts
49 Wentworth Square SW, Calgary, AB T3H 0E2
https://maps.app.goo.gl/z6sBtTfuonw7CF6i8
RA: Lying Sack of Shit
Attendance: 25
Look what we found on the run!
The Beginning
Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers took a break from their hectic vacation and travel schedule to set a hash run for the group. The actual location was worth waiting for, as it was in a neighbourhood that we have not been to much. The community of Wentworth, in the SW is really far west. Think Canada Olympic Park and south. Thankfully, Google knew where to go, and access off the new ring road made this location very accessible!
A park in a new neighbourhood, with a basketball court, was the starting point. Parking was limited but available, once the fire hydrants were figured out. All was well and we attracted a crowd of 25 hashers.
The hashers arrived and a circle began to form.
PMS ran the circle and it was good. Hares, Camshaft and Mmmmmm Lady Fingers went through the marks for the trail.
With the marks described, the pack was released. Playgrounds were promised.
The Trail
The pack found the marks and followed the trail. A combination of paved and wilderness trail was revealed to the runners.
There was a tunnel that we had to navigate under Bow Trail. Parks appeared and there was much playing enjoyment by both the runners and the walkers.
A particularly dangerous swing was discovered that had “hospital visit” written all over it. This was a source of great mirth and merriment for some.
Eventually, the trail wound down and the regroup was discovered.
Regroup and Down Down’s
Hidden in plane site, the regroup was tucked into the construction equipment close to the active building sites. High density housing is happening here!
The group redeployed to the starting location and set up for a down down circle.
Lying Sack of Shit was appointed as Religious Advisor. A pink shirted choir of King Shit, Liquor Lots and Mmmmm Lady Fingers was selected to deliver the ceremony.
And so it begins. Crimes and punishments galore. LSOS had the liability of a hash shit that he wanted to move along. Multiple “big group” down downs ensured all the drinks were dispensed with.
Moving the hash shit along did not go as planned. LSOS had to make up a story the ultimately gifted the spanking monkey to the originator PMS.
On the Piss declared and we are done.
The police dropped by to see if there was anyone disturbing us, as they had some calls. Our response is that we were not being disturbed and if we were, we would call them back! They liked are set up and told us to have a nice evening. Could have ended differently!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was around 6 kms. Great trail in new territory.
