We were pleased that Pyro volunteered to set trail for the group. He is know for setting great trails in challenging terrain. The hills of Tuscany and Scenic Acres provide some great views along with elevation changes.
The run started near the intersection of Tuscany Boulevard and Nose Hill Drive NW, in the Home Depot/Tim Horton’s parking lot.
The start location was busy with shoppers and patrons of the recycling bins that were conveniently located nearby. The group filtered in and found a suitable location to have the circle.
Something like a circle
A good turn out of over 30 hashers, including some returnees from last weeks run with Bacchanal doing a great job of recruiting new hashers to the group.
Swollen MemberXXX RayInsane BoltShaakesbeerJust LeanneBooty CampPyroPrincess Monkey SpankerMmmmm Lady FingersLiquor LotsJust SaharKarate KlitJust SarahSlow ClapTwistyBacchanal and Just NatalieLazy CummerJust RoryKrustyJust Ester and Lying Sack of Shit
Camshaft
King Shit with KaiStool StufferHump the SharkOPPSlippy Thong
Dastardly and Hardly
Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions, then the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks.
Camshaft runs the circle
Marks in ChalkMarks in flour
This is an “on” mark, flagging also used!
Pyro pointed a direction and the pack was released.
The Trail
Leaving the parking lot, the pack fanned out to find the marks for true trail. There were some busy street crossing that needed to be navigated prior to finding the wide open spaces.
Runners are offKrusty off with the hash shitStoolie following the marksFollowing the H marks
Canada Olympic Park off in the distance
Indoor Soccer
Early stagesConference with pointingWe have been here beforeFront runners post check backFlour marks this trailTrain inspectionJust Rory figuring it outThrough the fieldJust Leanne leading this bunchJust Sahar enjoying the trailFollowing OPPBunched up on trailUphill trudgeBackyard inspectionA pathway with a view
Just Leanne and OPP
Into the neighbourhoodsPaved trailDown to Tuscany BlvdLL and Just SaharSlow ClapSlippy Thong found us
Posing for a group shot
Regroup vehicle spotted – waiting patiently
With the trail done, the runners waited patiently as the walkers were out for a long walk. Eventually, all was made right as the regroup beverages were available.
With outdoor down down’s, the group created an encampment to rival some of the best unhoused persons installation.
A circle of chairs
The group got set up and waited patiently for the down down’s to begin.
The Down Down’s
Bacchanal volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. She assembled her program as the beer Meister’s prepared the beverages for down down consumption.
Beg JobThe best of beveragesWe are ready!
Bacchanal called to pack to order, and selected a choir to help with the singing portion of the ceremony.
Your RA – Bacchanal
Bacchanal selected a choir based on matching shirt types. A group of orange started singing themselves a song.
The orange choir
First off, the hare was acknowledged. Pyro set a fine trail for all to enjoy.
Pyro – the hare
King Shit and KaiNew Boots – Just Natalie and Just EsterLazy Cummer and OPPJust LeanneLiquor Lots and PoppiLast to return – Mmmmm Lady FingersDual birthday girls – Just Sarah and Littlest Hoe (and Mookie)Slippy Thong – Found on trailNaming: Just Rory is now Resident AssholeHash shit – new ownerHow does this look?Bacchanal finishing up, RA for next week!RA for next week is Scoobie!
The group were declared “on the piss” and retired to Nottingham’s Pub for debriefing.
Nottingham’s Debrief
Need more free popcorn
Scribed by Skewbic Hair!
Trail Summary
A fine trail close to 5 km’s for the runners, with great views and elevation changes.
Hash Extra
Ball Strangler Chair, guarded by Resident AssholeNice evening for a run!
Bacchanal has been absent from the hash for an extended period. As fait would have it, she is now “back” and eager to set a trail. Teamed up with Lazy Cummer, this dynamic duo were enthusiastic to set trail in the Bridgeland/Renfrew communities in the NE.
The Courtyard Pub was selected as the nominal starting location. Hash friendly and able to host us.
The Courtyard Pub on Edmonton Trail NE
In addition, Bacchanal has been recruiting and we were swarmed with new runners that she coerced to join us. Quite an accomplishment as we had almost 40 people present at the run start.
The actual starting point was a couple of blocks away from the pub. The hares provided explicit details for those that could follow instructions.
The group assembled at a location with a great view of the city, and prepared for the running experience.
Run Start Location
Camshaft made an effort to get the group to form something that looked like a circle.
Swollen MemberPyroHump the SharkMr. PeeeeeNutShakesbeerStool StufferNot CheeksRashy BushMmmmmm Lady Fingers and Littlest HoeSlow ClapJust HelenJust ScottJust RyanJust AlecJust SaharJust VerdeepJust 4Sarah and Just DavidJust RoryJust CamJust Colum and PiliLiquor LotsJust Leanne and PMSSkewbic HairLying Sack of ShitKarate KlitOPP and Just JoshLazy CummerSnevil
Bacchanal
Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcement and introductions. With some 14 new boots, a lot of new names were revealed! Hope to link the names with the circle photo’s.
Camshaft runs the circle
The hares were called in to describe the marks they had set for the pack to follow.
Big group!We have marks!
Big chalk marks!
The hares described the marks and the use of flagging to mark the trail. The pack was released to find the true trail!
The Trail
Off the pack went, initially finding the check backs that had been set. Eventually, true trail was found and all was good!
Looking for marksOver here?Good view
Off to find the marks and the playgrounds. Confusing start but great views were part of the run experience.
Stoolie on to sometingBacchanal finds an alleyDisturbing the lawn bowling crowdFinally a park!Playing done – find marksLSOS explores this trailWhere to from here?I like this viewLions guarding the citySelfie timeAlong the pathwayCareful crossing the busy streetOver the bridgeAggressive pushingCommunity touchesBacchanal trying to flyStoolie looking for a signA park is close byLike the roller slideA quiet momentFun but….Makes my teeth chatterMore alleys to exploreLooks like a way up!Steps are a thing in this neighbourhoodDog assisted hill climbingI need a restAre we having fun yet?Yes we are
Great spot for a picture
Down the stairsHardly following the pack
Bacchanal and the new boot display appropriate park behavior
This looks like funCheck out the bottom of my shoeHow fast does this spin?Taking over the parkBacchanal finds a cell phone alternativeCalling Uber EatsBe here soon!Monkeying aroundSkewbic testing this outSwinging coupleIn unison!Snevil hereThen here!Tree lined streetsSuspect some uphill is comingStairs or pathway?Traffic circle with Bacchanal finishing a lapNice rubber groundAll goodLife is in balanceWhere to next?This slide is bigger than it looksShort ride slideRashy Bush demonstrating how to use this Littlest Hoe done with this playgroundA good stignA better sign!
Some good marks to show us that we were at the end of the trail. Outdoor down down’s in the park for a big group. This took some work to set up and run!
We have the benh!Diligent preparation
Taking over the park
Jelly doughnut dayPuppies enjoying the trailWhat are these down down’s we are waiting for?
The Down Down’s
With Hump the Shark as the Religious Advisor (RA), he gathered the stories that he would base his end of run performance. Dastardly and Lazy Cummer prepared the beverages and the stage was set.
RA – Hump the Shark
Choir – Mr. PeeeeeNut and Skewbic Hair
Call in the hares and give them a down down for an epic trail!
We set a fine trailYou are welcome!
Pinky in the appropriate location
Many other offences were observed on trail. Hump the Shark had quite a list!
Our collection of New Boots! Hope to see them back.LSOS call out for fashion offence. Impersonating the RA
LSOS done
Karate KlitKK doneJust LeanneSlow ClapNewNewPreviously hashed wit usNew Boot down downMmmmm Lady FingersKing ShitPrincess Monkey SpankerPyroSwollen MemberSnevil
Down down’s for this group!
Another extended group down down!
Snevil agreed to be the RA for next week, and we were then declared “on the piss”.
After the run, the group retired to the Courtyard Pub for food and refreshments, as well as to be part of the great Hash Kilt raffle, organized by Hot Cheeks.
Trail Summary
This trail was great with lots of variety, views, stairs, up and down, and abundant playgrounds.
Hash Extra
The poster created for this run, plus some additional pictures
With the first long weekend in May, finding a hare to host the run can be challenging. Many conflicting objectives, including camping, cycling, Stampeders football and travel can lead to a small number of runners. With a holiday Monday, afternoon vs evening time slot is another question.
Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower stepped up to the challenge and declared they would host an afternoon run with feeding afterwards! We can not thank them enough!
With variable weather, the threat of rain made were an added feature. Nevertheless, hashers appeared and prepared for the run that had been thoughtfully prepared for the group.
Run start location, with BBQ in the back!
In the absence of our normal Hashmasters, a stand in was acclaimed to run the circle and be the religious advisor for the closing ceremonies.
Skewbic Hair ran the circle going through the announcements and introductions.
Skewbic Hair runs the circleQuite a poser!
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had set to mark the trail.
Many marks in many coloursGood luck trying to find the pink ones
All you need to know is here, including a pink flamingo
The pack was released and to group wandered off to find the marks.
The Trail
The pathways proved fruitful for finding marks. Off we went knowing that the pedestrian bridges over the Trans Canada Highway were likely important.
Maple finding his strideThis waySnow blower inspecting Slippy ThongPathway in the sunPromising directionCan not find the marks!Found marks now!A fine vantage pointDownhillAlleys at speedHospital viewPosh neighbourhoodsEverything is turning greenDownstairsNice false trail
A few clouds
Quite the uphillMore uphill than downhillCity viewNice playground feetTop of the slideBottom of the slideLSOS running across the fieldShakesbeer in the treesMulti colour marks herePMS holding her hash skit high!PMS spots some reading treasuresNever too many books!Play time!Post swing exhaustionFinally, a regroup is found!
Some hashers did not appreciate that the regroup was located close to the end of the run. Some were distracted by other beverages at another location near by. All was good and we did not get rained on!
The Down Down’s
Back to the start location, the back yard became a fine place to place your chair and enjoy a suitable beverage in anticipation of the down down’s starting.
Backyard wondermentShakesbeer standing
Skewbic Hair was volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA), and enlisted the support of Karate Klit.
Skewbic Hair with KK assist
A choir of the bashers was selected, including Pull My Woody, Sticky Lips and XXX Ray. These folks were unable to join us for the circle.
A choir happy to help out with the songs!
First off was a tribute to the hares for setting a fine trail and for hosting the group on this wonderful afternoon.
Hares – Booty Camp and Snow BlowerBooty has some new moves she wants to shareThis is my light bulb changing poseYummy refreshmentsDastardly for a fine regroup for those that found itScoobie telling a storyBashers from the football game. We heard them cheering on trail and helping the red team beat the green teamA collection of short cutters – LSOS, PMS and Slippy Thong
It was noted that one of our hashers had shoes that were suspiciously new looking. Upon further enquiry, these were indeed new shoes debuting on the May the Fourth run. The RA of that evening, Tighty Whitey, was so wrapped up in his star wars world, they were overlooked. Time to correct that transgression.
Nice looking shoesLots of neon coloursClaim of number of time wornSmell like new!A crime has been committedGuilty
Adds a bit of new flavour to the beverage!
Trail treasureI wonder where I can put this!Thanks for cleaning up the neighbourhoodBooty Camp does her hosting dance!Shakesbeer with his pink flamingoNow has a matching Hat Shit!King Shit – Milestone run 1750PMS with a hash shitVery happy – did she pass it on!Looks like it! Littlest Hoe CelebrationLH not so happy…
After exhausting the material they had to work with, it was time to down the RA and see if we can get a volunteer for next week!
RA’s job doneBooty Camp for next week!Thanks for coming to our hosted afternoon run!Down Down – On the Piss!
A fine afternoon of mirth and merriment. We sincerely thank Booty Camp and Snow Blower for hosting the afternoon May Long Weekend Run.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A great trail through some hilly neighbourhoods within earshot of McMahon Stadium where a noisy football game was being played. Somewhere in the 7 – 8 km range, depending on you ability to short cut or find the false trails.
Some original AI inspired artwork announcing the run.
Daisy Duke volunteered to set trail for a great run. His knowledge of the Haysboro/Southwood neighbourhoods would come in handy in devising a challenging yet entertaining trail. The weather was good in early April with snow and warm temperatures at the same time!
Daisy Duke has influence with the Stoneyslope Brewing Company. As such, he was able to get them to open up on a day that they are usually closed. A private venue for the group is a good thing!
Not quite patio weather
The group arrived and settled down prior to the run. Apparently, there was a power failure in this neighbourhood. The good news is that they could still sell us beer and take credit cards using a cell phone as a hot spot! Happy days for all!
People kept arriving and the small space continued to fill up with hashers.
Early arriversMr. PeeeeeNut assessing Returning vacationersWaiting patiently in the dark
Camshaft and Insane Bolt declared it was time to head outside and circle up in the parking lot.
Camshaft works on getting the circle sorted out
Stool StufferSlippy ThongPyroHardlyBooty CampLiquor LotsDastardlyHot PantsKarate KlitPrincess Monkey SpankerKing ShitBlue BallsJust StephenMr. PeeeeeNutLying Sack of ShitStrap On CramponXXX RaySnow BlowerHump the SharkKrustyMmmmmm Lady FingersTwiatyCamshaftRashy BushInsane BoltDaisy DukeOPP
Insane Bolt went through the announcements and introduction. We had a couple of returning archives joining us, Lying Sack of Shit and Krusty.
Insane Bolt running the circle
Finally, the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks he had set for the trail.
I have set a trailI have made some marksI think that I have them all!All the marks you need!
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
From the parking lot, we found marks that sent us across Elbow Drive SW to the community of Haysboro. Along the streets and through the alleys enjoying the sloppy wet sunny conditions.
CrosswalkPMS being chased by Slippy ThongNice form!OPP and LL running and chatting
Playground time early in the run
Sliding opportunityCompetitive slidingInsane practicing his climbing skillsOPP balancingSlippy ThongJust Stephen in shoesXXX Ray looking for trailOPP and King Shit on trackSomewhere around here is the trail!Sunset alleyTrail treasuresA collection of walkers spottedStrapon trailing Insane BoltSidewalk timeMore walkers spottedEvidence of the marksDog Park trudge
King Shit making new dog friends
Patiently waiting for a signalThe pack is movingAnother playgroundStoolie is a swingerFormer snowmanBack Alley Tour
Some historic sights were park of the trail. An old ranch house and a very rare tree were included for our historical appreciation.
Ranch HouseRare TreeBusy streetCrosswalk crossingSafety is importantClosing in on the end
Some other features of the trail were the ski truck. Quite a find in this neighbourhood!
Slick alleysNo slipping please
The long wet alley lead to the regroup vehicle. A sight to see and the source of great fulfilment.
Regroup found
From the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.
Interesting beer and food choices were available. Patience with the single server was the way to go!
The Down Downs
Skewbic Hair was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He assembled his program and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.
Skewbic Hair selected a choir of Rashy Bush and Hump the Shark. They enjoyed a down down as they sang themselves a suitable song.
Skewbic Hair – RAChoir Rashy Bush and Hump the SharkA unique song for the hare
You are all number 1. It was a great trail!
Archives – LSOS and KrustyOPP and LL – chatting on trailMr. PeeeeeNut fixed the power problemLook at these good looking shirts!Racists in uniform!Just Stephen – did not come in his boots this timeBasher spotted – Mucky Dip
Just Stephen saved by KK and King Shit
Hash Shit transfer time!Strap On Crampon gets the stick!
Hardly gets the Hat Shit….all are happy!
Something about found hockey sticksHappy that the stack was embracedKrusty wins the hockey stick challenge
Skewbic Hair declares the group “on the piss”, while LSOS volunteers for next week’s RA
With all the down down’s complete, the group was declared “on the piss”. More yummy beer to consume.
Random picturesHappy RashyStoolie wants this goneI am the best hare today!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
This trail was in the 6 to 8 km range, depending on your level of embracement of the check backs and back checks. A great trail through interesting neighbourhoods.
Hash Extra
Many pictures were taken. Here are some that may be of interest to the group.
At a moment of weakness, Hot Cheeks and Slippy Thong were prepared to embrace the spring weather and set a run from the winds of Bebo Grove in Fish Creek Provincial Park. Sounded like a great plan as it has been sunny and mild for weeks. Park run with outdoor down down’s. A utopian vision.
As spring weather is also variable, a large dump of snow changed the plan. Plan B is the set trail from a warm pub in Woodbine SW, but include some of the Fish Creek trails which were now snow covered. Strapon ice cleats highly recommended.
The pack gathered in a non descript pub in the the SW, in the community of Woodbine (Woodlands). Suitably dodgy in appearance, it seemed well suited to host the hash.
Red Crowns PubAll the entertainment goodies!
The pack gathered and found suitable seating while the big screen showed some kind of hockey match featuring the loosing local team.
A fun tableSome new faces in the groupReady to run!
Insane Bolt declared that it was time to head outside in the daylight and circle up.
Circle up!
A reasonable turn out given the somewhat not so nice weather. If you were dressed for winter, the spring run would be “just fine”.
Insane Bolt went through the announcements and introductions. Called in the new person, Just Stephen, into the circle so we could introduce ourselves.
Insane Bolt hoping to rid himself of the hash shit on this run
The hares were called into the circle and described the marks we were to follow on the trail.
With chalk in hand, Slippy Thong makes it happenMarks like thisBe very carefulThis should do it, and there is some flagging
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
Out of the parking lot, the pack spread out to find the marks that the hares had prepared for us to find.
Rashy Bush in motionSlow Clap following alongStrap On Crampon and Lazy Cummer in chat/walk modeRashy sees a mark as is determined to follow the trailSome sort of posing for the photographer. Yes, there is a mark on that bench.
As we descend into Fish Creek Park, the trail becomes more winter like. Fortunately, the paved trails had seen a plow.
Shakesbeer keeping steadyLike a luge runRashy has this sortedA prancing Slippy Thong spottedCleared pathways made this easy!Slow Clap on the moveHigh speed running observedNew Boot Stephen questioning why his is here!Mid bridge stop and view
A rare Scoobie sighting
A beaver has been busy hereSlippy Thong making sure we don’t get lost
Nature scene
Improved nature scene
Marks on treesMarks on snow
Intrepid Hashers
Boobie Grove Map
Keeping up Which WayEnding soon?A sight to beholdUphill longer than you thinkA well placed markDaisy makes a new friendDaisy inspecting the sidewalk repair
Eventually, the trail lead back to the pub, and the regroup was located in the parking lot nearby!
Regroup found!
Back to the pub to settle in and find some beverages and food in anticipation of the down down’s.
Long table full of hashersKids tableFocused effort pouring beer
Good deals on the beer and food, so everyone was happy to this point!
The Down Down’s
The previous week, Insane Bolt volunteered to the the Religious Advisor (RA) for the down down ceremonies. As such, he has had a week to think about and prepare material.
Ready for thisI will get rid of this tonightBeverages readyGreat pouring job!
Insane Bolt launched into action. He appointed a choir of Mr. PeeeeeNut and Shakesbeer, who sang themselves a song.
Why were we born?
First, the hares were brough up and thanked for an epic Slippy trail.
We are the best hares ever!
New Boot – Just Stephen Aggressive walking – Pyro and Tighty WhiteyKarate Klit saved by the haresMmmm Lady Fingers shows this shirtStrap On Crampon wardrobe malfunctionInsane Bolt finds someone for his hash shitStoolie modelling his new thingsScoobie avoids hash shit on a technicality!Slow Clap – Will remember her hash shit for next time!Grandma’s Cookie – Back home soon!Dastardly
Scoobie RA next week, Insane Bolt – On the Piss!
With the down down’s complete, it was time to enjoy the Red Crowns hospitality.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Looks like 6 – 7 km of trail were enjoyed by some. Excellent effort setting trail in crappy weather for the group to enjoy. Our introduction to Fish Creek trail was a fun time.
Hash Extra
Because we can, we are seeing what AI can do for the trail. So far…. interesting.
Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower once again pitch in to save the hash. Apparently, they like setting trail as they are in contention for gold status in our frequent trail setting program.
They chose Kampus Brewing Co. as the start/finish location. This pub, close to the university, is hash friendly.
The group assembled in a section that had been put aside for us. Time to check out the deals and specials awaiting us when we return.
Insane Bolt announces it is time to head outside to circle up. Daylight is now a thing with the arrival of spring!
A good turn out for the group. A combination of daylight, warmer temperatures and spring have encouraged folks to come out and play!
CamshaftStool StufferHump the SharkInsane BoltTwistySnow BlowerBlue BallsHardlyLiquor LotsSlow Clap and Booty CampPyroTommy Two FingersKarate KlitHot Cheeks and Abandoned PussyKing ShitOn InMmmmm Lady FingersSlippy Thong and Rashy Bush
Comes and Goes and Dastardly
Hash Test DummyMr. PeeeeeNutGrandma’s CookieShakesbeerProdigal DaughterJust KenOPP
Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. We had a good number or visitors, archives and new boots!
Camshaft runs the circle
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had made for the pack to follow.
Here are some marksStandard stuff
All you need to solve the trail!
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail markings.
The Trail
Off to find the marks on the streets and adjacent parking lots. Lots of high density stuff around here,, but the trail was found and the pack was off!
Nice rocksClear pathwaysStreets and sidewalksFinally a park!Go for a spinHigh climbingOPP mastering this itemOff to the next adventure!C-Train station spottingSlow Clap assisting ShakesbeerOPP at speedSlippy point the way to Slow ClapOPP having way too much fun!Hump the Shark challenges Liquor Lots These springs are quite soft….Where is the trail!Nice sidewalks in this neighbourhoodStick exchangeLooking for trail!
Shakesbeer posing with a goalie stick
Insane Bolt found a swingSlippy Thong chasing down the packNothing like a good spin!Slow Clap demonstrates appropriate technique for high speed spinning!Insane Bolt finds a coneTaking his cone for a walk
Following marks, we eventually found the regroup with suitable refreshments available for the group.
RegroupHappy times!
From the regroup, a short walk back to the bar to settle in and figure out the beer and food menu.
A good spot for down down’s
The group settled down waiting patiently for the down down’s to begin
The Down Down’s
Karate Klit was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. Thankfully, she volunteered last week so has had ample time to tune her mind for a great performance. Some last minute encouragement from Hump the Shark to smooth out the delivery.
Preparation is importantLooks like down down’s ready
Karate Klit was ready, and jumped into action with her RA performance!
I am your RA!
A choir was selected of Snow Blower and Stool Stuffer, who sang themselves a song.
A fine choir of Snow Blower and Stool Stuffer
The parade of crimes, accusations, and stories was delivered. First, the hares for setting such a fine trail.
Hares – Snow Blower and Booty CampShame – we have racists in our midstRace shirts – they must be punishedThe pink beer people – Booty Camp, LL, Hot Cheeks, TTFAbandoned PussyWhat have I done?Slow ClapDo these look like new shoes?
Apparently, the wearing of new shoes created an opportunity to transfer the Onesie of Shame to a new recipient.
This is for you!I barely sweat in itShoe drink (modified)A collection of new boots and bashers. Auntie Frank, Just Ken =, Menage-a-trois, Hot LiquorArchives – Hash Test Dummy, Prodigal Daughter, Tommy Two Fingers, Abandoned Pussy and Comes and Goes!Grandma’s CookieBooty Camp posingBooty CampDastardly – Run 1234Insane Bolt – Next week’s RA
After all was through, Karate Klit declared the group “on the piss”.
The pack settled down to eating and drinking after a fine RA performance.
This is how you do it!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of some 6 km was enjoyed by the pack. Both sides of Crowchild Trail and some great neighbourhood romps.
Hash Extra
Apparently the walkers were having some amount of fun. Here is the evidence?
St. Patrick’s Day, or there abouts, is a time for celebration. St. Patrick’s Day, celebrated on March 17, honours the patron saint of Ireland, marking the day of his death. Originally a religious feast day commemorating the arrival of Christianity in Ireland, it has evolved into a global celebration of Irish culture, heritage, and pride, featuring parades, special foods, music, and wearing green.
It was appropriate that Slow Clap and Roaring Nancy volunteered to set trail as they are familiar with the colour green. The venue selected was Murdoch’s Bar & Grill, with is an Irish Pub. The weather was good with a chinook blowing in, making for nice warm and sloppy weather!
The pack arrived at the pub, found parking, and heading inside to prepare for the run.
Murdoch’s Bar & Grill
Runners showing upChatteringComparing green attire
Keeping track of the time, Insane Bolt announced that it was time to head outside and circle up.
A circle forms
A good turnout of hashers was present to celebrate all things green, and pretend to have some sort of Irish connection engage.
XXX RayHardlyMmmmm Lady FingersHump the SharkLiquor LotsBooty CampInsane BoltLazy CummerBlue BallsKing ShitPMS and Slow ClapKarate KlitHot CheeksCamshaftRoaring NancyHot PantsDastardlyCan You Hear Me NowPyroTwistyGrandma’s CookieHardlyShakesbeer – with some dress up gear
OPP
Insane Bolt was called into the circle to go through the announcements and introductions. A good turnout of 27 hashers all dressed up and ready for a fine run.
Insane Bolt thinking before he talks
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the evening’s trail.
You have now idea what we have planned for youRoaring Nancy is an excellent hareLook at the size of this chalkTwo colours for your following pleasure
This are the marks to follow for the trail
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Off from the parking lot, the runners and the walkers dispersed to find the appropriate marks.
Marks this waySidewalks clearTrail is somewhereHot Pants checks the surroundingsWalkers making progressTrail Treasure
Apparently the runners had a much better time. Here is some evidence that there was active playing and trail tracking.
Elf crossingSmileKissing a small green creatureRoaring Nancy leads the paradeSynchronized swingingFuture hash holdChecking out my feetBallet MovesBest trail ever!We are having such a good time!
Follow the leader
Regroup BeveragesHappy hashers
From the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.
Down Down’s
Back to the pub, the group settled down to figure out what beer and food to order in anticipation for the down down’s to start.
Beverages ready to go!
King Shit was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. King Shit had his program prepared and launched into the program.
King Shit delivering the down down’s
First up were the hares, who had set a fine trail for the pack this evening.
We did a great jobLots of Green!Plan for next year!Pyro – archive returnPMS and Strap On providing enthusiasmReturning visitor – Grandma’s CookieStrap On Crampon – Cookies for youLiquor LotsPMS and Grandma’s Cookie – lost and foundLL and PMS – park offencesHot Pants – Making friends on trailScoobie – Some minor offenceA lot of green happening here…. Something about slippery when wetCelebrating all things green!Shakesbeer – trying on a new lookOPP – lost her chapstickDastardly, Hot Pants and Scoobie – excessive walkingHot Cheeks and Booty Camp – woodpecker spotterKarate Klit – next weeks RARoaring Nancy – additional Irish culture appreciationKing Shit – Done and on the piss
With the down down’s complete, we were declared “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of some 5 km was set and enjoyed by the group. Thanks for Slow Clap and Roaring Nance for setting trail and for encouraging all things green.
Hash Extra
There was much exuberance around St, Patrick’s Day. Here are some additional pictures that demonstrate the vibe.
Enthusiasm for setting trail improves as the days get longer. Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower were motivated to ensure the hash continued for another week.
The starting point was the west beltline area, 12th ave and 12th street SW at the Pig & Duke Neighbourhood Pub. Parking was a challenge, but not impossible.
The Pig & Duke Pub
The pub filled up with hashers assessing the venue and preparing for the run.
A place to gatherWaiting patientlyPreparing for the run
As the crowd arrived it was was time to head out to run the circle.
Circle forming outside
The circle formed with a reasonable turn out of hashers,
HotpantsJust Josh and OPPMmmm Lady Fingers with a new friendTwisty and CamshaftSlow ClapLiquor LotsHump the SharkHot CheeksSnow BlowerOn InBooty CampShakesbeer
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the introductions and announcements.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the trail.
Booty Camp and Snow Blower showing the marksHere are the marks!
After a thorough explanation of the marks, Snow Blower pointed the direction of the trail and released the pack.
The Trail
Off we go into the construction zones nearby. Searching for marks which were found!
Travel safelyAngle parkingRestaurant actionUrban exploringNavigating the sidewalksIs this a good pathway?Urban parkWaiting for the lightsOld planetariumPathway under the bridgePathway under the LRTExpensive bridgePeace BridgeA markXXX Ray following marksMcDougall SchoolHigh risesC-Trail stationUrban parksAnother park spottedThis would be artAnd now we are back in the pubNo regroup that we knew ofSettling inWaiting patiently
In the circle, it was declared that there would be no regroup due to parking limitations. Apparently that was modified at some point, but most did not find the regroup that was hosted in an adjacent parkade. Some of us enjoyed refreshments in the warm.
The Down Down’s
We settled into seats, ordered beer and food, and waited for the down down’s to begin.
Beer pouringReady to goAll set
The Religious Advisor for the evening was Liquor Lots. She was a bit tentative initially, but she prepared a fine program to finish off the run.
Liquor Lots – RA
A choir of Hardly and Insane Bolt were called up to start the singing of songs.
Choir – Hardy and Insane Bolt
The hares were acknowledged for setting a fine trail.
Booty Camp and Snow Blower – Fine trail set by these hares
Hump the Shark – named at this barXXX Ray – Jean poolSlow ClapOPPTighty WhiteyLazy CummerMmmmmm Lady FingersHot CheeksOn InShakesbeer and CamshaftThose that found the regroupJust JoshTwistySporting her Puerto Vallarta shirtOPP for new hairOPP and Dastardly
With the down down’s winding down, the RA for next week was volunteered to be Hardly, who will also set trail. A great act of kindness!
On the piss
With the down down’s completed, we were declared “on the piss” by Liquor Lots.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was 6 km’s through the urban landscape with many features to enjoy. Great views and immersion into the downtown scene.
For the first regular Monday night hash run of 2026, Mr. PeeeeeNut volunteered to set trail. We are thankful that we had a volunteer to kick off the greatest hash season of 2026.
Mr. PeeeeeNut chose Moose’s Beanery & Bar for the run location. This is a great place to host the hash with a large room at the back and great prices on beer and food.
Moose’s Beanery & Bar – Ready to host the hashers!
The group assembled inside and prepared for the run. Checking out the special and food deals prior to setting out on the trail.
Hashers arrivingLong tableChatter before the run
With no current Hashmasters present, Past It Master Princess Monkey Spanker called the group to circle up outside and mobilized the pack.
Circle forming in the dark
Slow ClapKing ShutHardlyStool StufferBooty Camp and Daisy DukeMr. PeeeeeNutShakesbeerLiquor LotsCan You Hear Me Now and Karate KlitBlue BallsHump the SharkSnow BlowerOPPKnight StalkerTwisty
PMS ran the circle, going through the announcements and introductions.
PMS called the hare into the circle to describe the marks that have been set for the trail.
All the marks you need to worry about are here
With a succinct description of the marks, Mr. PeeeeeNut pointed a direction and released the pack to find the marks for the true trail.
Off to find the marksLooks like a column of hashersHead to the lights!Headlights , streetlights and New Years lightsAlleysPathwaysLighting displaysFrost in the trees!Finding the waySlow Clap with her radiating jacketMore lightsAnother alleyLeftover lights to remind us that it is the dark season!The inspiration for the Blue Ring public art
Past the light show, it was time to find the regroup and enjoy either a hot chocolate or a warm beverage of choice.
A welcome sight!Daisy Duke rocking his beer themed hash shit outfit
A short walk back to the bar, the group settled in for an evening of eating, drinking and socializing.
The Down Down’s
Hardly volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and the beer gatherer sourced the down down beers.
Beverages ready!
Hardly started to down down’s with choir selection, singling out Can You Hear Me Now and Knight Stalker.
RA – HardlyChoir – CYHMN and Knight Stalker
Hardly then called up the hare and a number of other hashers for recognition.
Mr. PeeeeeNut – Hare
Suitable song for the hare!
Daisy DukeHump the SharkSnow Blower – sporting the hash beer costumeWhale Wanker selected for the onesie of shameTwisty and OPPSlow ClapKarate KlitOPPWater loversSome sort of song being sung for Karate KlitDastardlyHump the Shark with a heavy beverageAnticipationDone the RA work – On the Piss
Hardly wrapped up the ceremony by accepting Hump the Shark’s offer to volunteer for next weeks RA duties. The group now settled down for the balance of the evening.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A great trail through the Triwood area of around 6 km with some great views and interesting terrain. Footing was a bit icy and it was cool (-12 C). Fun rom through the streets, alleys and pathways!
Another run in the middle deep south is always a good time. Those that live in the north get to experience busy roads, traffic and weather! However, what is important is that a trail was set by Hump the Shark in parts of town that we are getting to know better.
The neighbourhood of Douglas Glen SE is not normally a destination, unless you live there. Hump the Shark has the privilege of employment in the area, as such, he has been doing some reconnoitering for the benefit of the group.
The starting location of Penny Black’s Kitchen & Bar is been used by Hump before, so let’s give it another go and see if they like our business.
With relatively warm weather, the pack arrived at Penny Black’s and settled in for their pre-run preparations and socializing.
Word was given by the Hashmaster to circle up outside, and the pack complied.
Not looking happy outside, but I am sure they are smiling insideWhale WankerHot CheeksBlue BallsCock TaleCamshaftPyroJust KarenTwistyHardlyLazy CummerInsane BoltLSOSLiquor LotsDaisy DukeStool StufferOPPHump the SharkKing ShitPMSShakesbeer and Mmmmm Lady FingersMr. PeeeeeNutDastardly
Camshaft went through the announcement and introductions, then Hump the Shark was welcome into the circle to describe the marks.
Here are the marks
There might be some flagging
With the marks, you will find all you need to find!
With the instructions complete, it was time to release the hounds to spread out and find the marks. The walkers held back so they could make their own plans.
The Trail
Out from the parking lot, through some industrial sites, 24 Street SE into Douglas Glen neighbourhood. With a few checks to keep the pack confused, the trail continued following sidewalks until it spilled out into Fish Creek Park. Into Quarry Park, some playground opportunities were enjoyed.
Electric treeSidewalksPathwaysMaking tracksOPP leading the wayLight sightingNeighbourhood navigationCommercial sighs compete with Christmas lights
A park appeared and there was much playing!
Looks light funLL warms it upSliding hashersLSOS sticks the dismountOPP gives it a goProblem on the finish….Look for the swingersTwisty in motionMmmmm lighting up the snowUp the slide is difficult!Follow the packA tree with lightsWalkers finding time for a group shotThe selfie queen in production!Uphill both ways
Apparently, the trail ended at the regroup where tasty beverages were enjoyed.
I like peanuts and fireballThis is yummyNice sweaterThis turns me on!Are we having fun yet?I see something on your cheek!
I suspect there was some parking lot regroup action prior to the pack returning to the pub for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
The group settled into the pub to sort out seating, beer and food. It looks like a welcoming place for thirsty hashers!
Mmmm Lady Fingers tries her serious look for the camera!
The Religious Advisor for the evening appears to be Stool Stuffer. He created material to delivery to the supportive group. Choir looks like Lying Sack of Shit and Shakesbeer.
Stool Stuffer does the RA thing, with a choir of LSOS and Shakesbeer
Dastardly and PMS – looks like the new hash shit is being redistributed!
Looking like a beer makes me happy! People like beer, so they will like me!
PMS and LL …. likely racing againUltra light beer!Hot Cheeks and TwistyNot too deep
Awards – Hot Cheeks (550), OPP (100) and Lazy Cummer (100)
Not exactly sure how this all went down as I was elsewhere and missed the celebrations. After down down’s completed, we were declared “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
It looks like 8 km of fine trail were enjoyed by the runners. A mixture of urban and parkland made for a great trail. Thank Hump the Shark for setting a fine trail, and he is welcome to set more trails in the near future!
Hash Extra
Skewbic Hair unfortunately had a conflict with some sort of ski camp at Mount Norquay. I can assure you that you were having much more fun than me.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers