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Run 2475 – Pyro Gets Busy!

August 10, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Pyro

Location: Villa D’Este Tuscany (12 Mile Coolee Natural Area)

10221 Tuscany Blvd NW, Calgary, AB T3L 0A3

https://maps.app.goo.gl/hkU2oJW6qgdwGzhR9

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 20

The Beginning

We were pleased that Pyro stepped up the hare another trail in August. Starting from the parking lot of the 12 Mile Coolee Natural Area, providing great access to the hills and pathways close by.

The evening of the run was cool and smokey. A group of intrepid hashers showed up for the entertainment that Pyro had prepared.

The pack found a place to park and mingled before the circle was called.

Pyro thinking about all the fun the hasher were about to have

Looks like Hardly ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. Mr. PeeeeeNut tried to be in all the hasher photo’s, using his best photobombing tactics. AI fixed that problem…..

Hardly invited the hare into the circle to describe the marks for the trail.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

The trail started off to the east, across Stoney Trail in the the Scenic Acres neighbourhood. Following trail, sidewalks and streets the trail unfolded.

Lazy Cummer finds a big bridge, and that orange thing in the sky is the sun

Pyro kept an eye on progress to ensure that no one got left behind,

Into the natural area, the trail headed off into the wilderness. Downhill to start then uphill to return.

Hashers spotted…. a collection of walkers

Scissor Sister being chased by Rashy Bush

Hump the Shark solving the world’s problems

Finishing off, I can hear the refreshments calling!

The regroup vehicle was found and there was much rejoicing.

The group got set up for outdoor down down’s. Settling in waiting for things to happen!

Eventually, things were organized enough to have the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

According to last weeks notes, Lazy Cummer was intended to be the Religious Advisor. However, it appears that Hump the Shark ran the program. I am sure that Lazy Cummer will have his chance in the future.

Hump the Shark imagined the crimes, stories and offences that deserved a down down. Starting with the hare, who , once again, set a fine trail for the hash to follow!

A series of infractions and observations were duly rewarded with down down’s.

Hardly and Tighty Whitey – tattling on the RA to the RA

Down down the RA’s – Hump the Shark and next week Twisty

With the down down’s completed, the pack continued to socialize and perhaps head to the Last Straw Ale House for a debrief.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Close to 5 km’s of great trail set by Pyro was enjoyed by the pack.

Hash Extra

Unfortunately, the scribe was not physically present at the run. Thank you Elon for Starlink that allowed me to create this write up remotely

Run

Run 2474 – AP Sets Trail

August 3, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Abandoned Pussy

Location: Fish Creek Provincial Park, Voltier’s Flats

13511 Elbow Dr SW, Calgary, AB T2W 2P2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/cmGR3jMCFEkHrgvs8

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 24

Fish Creek Shoe Wash

The Beginning

You know you will have an entertaining trail with Abandoned Pussy as the Hare. She knows the intricacies of the pathway network in Fish Creek and knows what hashers like.

Voltier’s Flats at the foot of Elbow Drive was the starting location. In addition they have picnic areas suitable for the down down cerimonies.

The group arrived to find parking and prepare for the run. The weather was good and we had some out of town visitors.

Apparently the scribe and Religious Advisor were late to the circle, so he had to rely on the kindness of others for the photos of the opening circle.

Picture this full of hashers – the down down location dream

Someone went through the introductions and announcements prior to calling the hare into the circle.

AP was called into the circle and explained the marks to the pack. With all explained, the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

The pack followed marks up hill to the neighbourhood of Canyon Meadows. Obviously, some uphill elevation gain to enjoy the pathways that await at the top of the hill.

The pack found the regroup vehicle and decided, much to chagrin of the hare, that down down’s would not be at the picnic tables, but rather in the parking lot. Apparently the exertion of moving the cooler was overwhelming for some.

The group sorted out their chairs and beverages, and relaxed in anticipation of the start of the down down’s.

Why are we waiting? Apparently a couple of Harriettes were missing. Choosing to avoid the creek crossing, a long and convoluted route back to the start was required. So both Boob Check and Ure-in-Trouble were DFL, causing a delay in the starting of the down down’s.

With the group assembled, it was time for the down down’s to commence.

Down Down’s

Skewbic Hair was the Religious Advisor for the evening. Arriving late to the circle, he ad to catch up to the pack and rely on other for some tales.

With the beverages prepared by the beer meister, time to get this show on the road.

Firstly, a choir was selected. Sticky Lips and Shakesbeer were delighted to be selected and sang themselves a song.

LSOS protecting Sir Pukes-Alot from the Fish Creek dragon

Visitor Pillsbury – Calgary hashing history currently in Kuala Lumpur

Boob Check exploring her dragon personality

Our antics attracted the interest of some unsuspecting mountain biking people. Have a beer and consider joining the group!

Unsuspecting mountain bikers – down down!

Then we had to controversial shunning of the down down location that the hare was expecting. A Hat Shit transfer opportunity from King Shit to On In.

Now, time to find an RA for next week. With some level of cajoling, Lazy Cummer is up to the task. As such, it was time to down down the RA and next weeks RA.

Down down for the RA, this week and next!

With all done, the pack was declared “on the piss”. A nice evening to hand around and continue to enjoy the parkin lot ambiance.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of some 6 km combining both neighbourhoods and Fish Creek. The creek was quite delightful!

Hash Extra

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Run 2473 – Blue Balls Sets Trail

July 27, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Blue Balls

Location: Buffalo Bob’s Pub

3715 51 St SW #126, Calgary, AB T3E 6V2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/x22tzobetqCtRW1T9

RA: On In

Attendance: 32

The View From The Hill

The Beginning

Blue Balls volunteered to set trail on a warm summer evening. He has a number of routes in the Signal Hill area that test our ability to find trail and experience both uphill and downhill.

Starting from Buffalo Bob’s Pub, a familiar place for the hash, we gathered in the parking lot to prepare for the trail.

The group started to form something that looked like a circle as they chatted and discussed recent events.

Booty Camp ran the circle as both Insane Bolt and Camshaft were out of town.

With the circle formed, we had a special announcement to acknowledge the recent passing of Whale Wanker, (Tom Wheeler) a veteran Calgary Hash House Harrier. He will be missed by the group.

Booty Camp went through the circle formalities and called the hare into the circle to describe the marks.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find true trail.

The Trail

Out of the parking lot, the pack headed North to find a check indicating a change of direction. Madly off in all directions, eventually the trail was found.

Over Sarcee Trail to catch a view of the traffic as we head over toward Signal Hill.

Following our uphill and downhill experience, the end of the trail was in sight. The view of the regroup vehicle was a welcome sight.

With a private room in the back, we headed over to Buffalo Bob’s to do the down down’s inside.

Down Downs

On In was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He prepared his program and the beverages for the cerimony.

On In started the program by appointing a choir of Hardly, Snow Blower and Daisy Duke.

The first down down was for the hare, Blue Balls for setting a great trail. Well marked with great views. A little light on playgrounds, but the uphill and downhill made up for this.

A down down for the new boot, Penny Joe.

A tribute to Whale Wanker, with authentic WW shorts

Down Down for the RA, and a volunteer for next week!

With the down down’s complete, it was time to enjoy the company and refreshments.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

Blue Balls set a circular trail of over 6 km’s with a variety of terrain and great views. With great weather and hot temperatures it was a fun evening.

Hash Extra

AP enjoying a special moment. I wonder if she knows that Shakesbeer is not there!

Run

Run 2464 – Pyro Gets It Done!

June 15, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Pyro

Location: Tuscany Home Depot/Tim Horton’s Parking lot

https://maps.app.goo.gl/BbWfhvMAJPqtkjSv9

RA: Bacchanal

Attendance: 32

Having way too much fun!

The Beginning

We were pleased that Pyro volunteered to set trail for the group. He is know for setting great trails in challenging terrain. The hills of Tuscany and Scenic Acres provide some great views along with elevation changes.

The run started near the intersection of Tuscany Boulevard and Nose Hill Drive NW, in the Home Depot/Tim Horton’s parking lot.

The start location was busy with shoppers and patrons of the recycling bins that were conveniently located nearby. The group filtered in and found a suitable location to have the circle.

A good turn out of over 30 hashers, including some returnees from last weeks run with Bacchanal doing a great job of recruiting new hashers to the group.

Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions, then the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks.

This is an “on” mark, flagging also used!

Pyro pointed a direction and the pack was released.

The Trail

Leaving the parking lot, the pack fanned out to find the marks for true trail. There were some busy street crossing that needed to be navigated prior to finding the wide open spaces.

Regroup vehicle spotted – waiting patiently

With the trail done, the runners waited patiently as the walkers were out for a long walk. Eventually, all was made right as the regroup beverages were available.

With outdoor down down’s, the group created an encampment to rival some of the best unhoused persons installation.

The group got set up and waited patiently for the down down’s to begin.

The Down Down’s

Bacchanal volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. She assembled her program as the beer Meister’s prepared the beverages for down down consumption.

Bacchanal called to pack to order, and selected a choir to help with the singing portion of the ceremony.

Bacchanal selected a choir based on matching shirt types. A group of orange started singing themselves a song.

First off, the hare was acknowledged. Pyro set a fine trail for all to enjoy.

Bacchanal finishing up, RA for next week!

The group were declared “on the piss” and retired to Nottingham’s Pub for debriefing.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair!

Trail Summary

A fine trail close to 5 km’s for the runners, with great views and elevation changes.

Hash Extra

Ball Strangler Chair, guarded by Resident Asshole

Run

Run 2463 – Bacchanal is Back!

June 8, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Bacchanal and Lazy Cummer

Location: Courtyard Pub, 723 Edmonton Trail, Calgary, AB T2E 3J6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/zfuD4fPW3PiYF1uB7

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance:39

Bacchanal recruits a village of new runners!

Bacchanal recruits a village of new people!

The Beginning

Bacchanal has been absent from the hash for an extended period. As fait would have it, she is now “back” and eager to set a trail. Teamed up with Lazy Cummer, this dynamic duo were enthusiastic to set trail in the Bridgeland/Renfrew communities in the NE.

The Courtyard Pub was selected as the nominal starting location. Hash friendly and able to host us.

In addition, Bacchanal has been recruiting and we were swarmed with new runners that she coerced to join us. Quite an accomplishment as we had almost 40 people present at the run start.

The actual starting point was a couple of blocks away from the pub. The hares provided explicit details for those that could follow instructions.

The group assembled at a location with a great view of the city, and prepared for the running experience.

Camshaft made an effort to get the group to form something that looked like a circle.

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcement and introductions. With some 14 new boots, a lot of new names were revealed! Hope to link the names with the circle photo’s.

The hares were called in to describe the marks they had set for the pack to follow.

The hares described the marks and the use of flagging to mark the trail. The pack was released to find the true trail!

The Trail

Off the pack went, initially finding the check backs that had been set. Eventually, true trail was found and all was good!

Off to find the marks and the playgrounds. Confusing start but great views were part of the run experience.

Bacchanal and the new boot display appropriate park behavior

Bacchanal finds a cell phone alternative

Traffic circle with Bacchanal finishing a lap

Some good marks to show us that we were at the end of the trail. Outdoor down down’s in the park for a big group. This took some work to set up and run!

What are these down down’s we are waiting for?

The Down Down’s

With Hump the Shark as the Religious Advisor (RA), he gathered the stories that he would base his end of run performance. Dastardly and Lazy Cummer prepared the beverages and the stage was set.

Call in the hares and give them a down down for an epic trail!

Many other offences were observed on trail. Hump the Shark had quite a list!

Our collection of New Boots! Hope to see them back.

LSOS call out for fashion offence. Impersonating the RA

Snevil agreed to be the RA for next week, and we were then declared “on the piss”.

After the run, the group retired to the Courtyard Pub for food and refreshments, as well as to be part of the great Hash Kilt raffle, organized by Hot Cheeks.

Trail Summary

This trail was great with lots of variety, views, stairs, up and down, and abundant playgrounds.

Hash Extra

The poster created for this run, plus some additional pictures

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Run 2460 – Booty Blower Long Weekend Banger

May 18, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Booty Camp and Snow Blower

Location: Booty Blower Bodega, Capital Hill NW

https://maps.app.goo.gl/RLe5eYLxWsYqgEaV8

RA: Skewbic Hair and Karate Klit

Attendance: 19

A view from the Hill

The Beginning

With the first long weekend in May, finding a hare to host the run can be challenging. Many conflicting objectives, including camping, cycling, Stampeders football and travel can lead to a small number of runners. With a holiday Monday, afternoon vs evening time slot is another question.

Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower stepped up to the challenge and declared they would host an afternoon run with feeding afterwards! We can not thank them enough!

With variable weather, the threat of rain made were an added feature. Nevertheless, hashers appeared and prepared for the run that had been thoughtfully prepared for the group.

Run start location, with BBQ in the back!

In the absence of our normal Hashmasters, a stand in was acclaimed to run the circle and be the religious advisor for the closing ceremonies.

Skewbic Hair ran the circle going through the announcements and introductions.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had set to mark the trail.

All you need to know is here, including a pink flamingo

The pack was released and to group wandered off to find the marks.

The Trail

The pathways proved fruitful for finding marks. Off we went knowing that the pedestrian bridges over the Trans Canada Highway were likely important.

Some hashers did not appreciate that the regroup was located close to the end of the run. Some were distracted by other beverages at another location near by. All was good and we did not get rained on!

The Down Down’s

Back to the start location, the back yard became a fine place to place your chair and enjoy a suitable beverage in anticipation of the down down’s starting.

Skewbic Hair was volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA), and enlisted the support of Karate Klit.

A choir of the bashers was selected, including Pull My Woody, Sticky Lips and XXX Ray. These folks were unable to join us for the circle.

A choir happy to help out with the songs!

First off was a tribute to the hares for setting a fine trail and for hosting the group on this wonderful afternoon.

Dastardly for a fine regroup for those that found it

Bashers from the football game. We heard them cheering on trail and helping the red team beat the green team

A collection of short cutters – LSOS, PMS and Slippy Thong

It was noted that one of our hashers had shoes that were suspiciously new looking. Upon further enquiry, these were indeed new shoes debuting on the May the Fourth run. The RA of that evening, Tighty Whitey, was so wrapped up in his star wars world, they were overlooked. Time to correct that transgression.

Adds a bit of new flavour to the beverage!

After exhausting the material they had to work with, it was time to down the RA and see if we can get a volunteer for next week!

Thanks for coming to our hosted afternoon run!

A fine afternoon of mirth and merriment. We sincerely thank Booty Camp and Snow Blower for hosting the afternoon May Long Weekend Run.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A great trail through some hilly neighbourhoods within earshot of McMahon Stadium where a noisy football game was being played. Somewhere in the 7 – 8 km range, depending on you ability to short cut or find the false trails.

Some original AI inspired artwork announcing the run.

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Run 2454 – Daisy Does Stoneyslope

April 6, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Daisy Duke

Location: Stoneyslope Brewing Company

9620 Elbow Dr SW #20, Calgary, AB T2V 1M2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/FC4mqRh8fcp4GvRQA

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 28

A Bit of Neighbourhood History Spotted

The Beginning

Daisy Duke volunteered to set trail for a great run. His knowledge of the Haysboro/Southwood neighbourhoods would come in handy in devising a challenging yet entertaining trail. The weather was good in early April with snow and warm temperatures at the same time!

Daisy Duke has influence with the Stoneyslope Brewing Company. As such, he was able to get them to open up on a day that they are usually closed. A private venue for the group is a good thing!

The group arrived and settled down prior to the run. Apparently, there was a power failure in this neighbourhood. The good news is that they could still sell us beer and take credit cards using a cell phone as a hot spot! Happy days for all!

People kept arriving and the small space continued to fill up with hashers.

Camshaft and Insane Bolt declared it was time to head outside and circle up in the parking lot.

Camshaft works on getting the circle sorted out

Insane Bolt went through the announcements and introduction. We had a couple of returning archives joining us, Lying Sack of Shit and Krusty.

Finally, the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks he had set for the trail.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

From the parking lot, we found marks that sent us across Elbow Drive SW to the community of Haysboro. Along the streets and through the alleys enjoying the sloppy wet sunny conditions.

Some historic sights were park of the trail. An old ranch house and a very rare tree were included for our historical appreciation.

Some other features of the trail were the ski truck. Quite a find in this neighbourhood!

The long wet alley lead to the regroup vehicle. A sight to see and the source of great fulfilment.

From the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.

Interesting beer and food choices were available. Patience with the single server was the way to go!

The Down Downs

Skewbic Hair was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He assembled his program and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.

Skewbic Hair selected a choir of Rashy Bush and Hump the Shark. They enjoyed a down down as they sang themselves a suitable song.

You are all number 1. It was a great trail!

Just Stephen – did not come in his boots this time

Hardly gets the Hat Shit….all are happy!

Skewbic Hair declares the group “on the piss”, while LSOS volunteers for next week’s RA

With all the down down’s complete, the group was declared “on the piss”. More yummy beer to consume.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

This trail was in the 6 to 8 km range, depending on your level of embracement of the check backs and back checks. A great trail through interesting neighbourhoods.

Hash Extra

Many pictures were taken. Here are some that may be of interest to the group.

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Run 2453 – A Hot Slippy Thong in the Cheeks

March 30, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Slippy Thong and Hot Cheeks

Location: Red Crowns Pub

523 Woodpark Blvd SW #20, Calgary, AB T2W 4J3

https://maps.app.goo.gl/CFyX5DmeqLNruCheA

RA: Insane Bolt

Attendance: 22

Fish Creek Spring Wonderland

The Beginning

At a moment of weakness, Hot Cheeks and Slippy Thong were prepared to embrace the spring weather and set a run from the winds of Bebo Grove in Fish Creek Provincial Park. Sounded like a great plan as it has been sunny and mild for weeks. Park run with outdoor down down’s. A utopian vision.

As spring weather is also variable, a large dump of snow changed the plan. Plan B is the set trail from a warm pub in Woodbine SW, but include some of the Fish Creek trails which were now snow covered. Strapon ice cleats highly recommended.

The pack gathered in a non descript pub in the the SW, in the community of Woodbine (Woodlands). Suitably dodgy in appearance, it seemed well suited to host the hash.

The pack gathered and found suitable seating while the big screen showed some kind of hockey match featuring the loosing local team.

Insane Bolt declared that it was time to head outside in the daylight and circle up.

A reasonable turn out given the somewhat not so nice weather. If you were dressed for winter, the spring run would be “just fine”.

Insane Bolt went through the announcements and introductions. Called in the new person, Just Stephen, into the circle so we could introduce ourselves.

Insane Bolt hoping to rid himself of the hash shit on this run

The hares were called into the circle and described the marks we were to follow on the trail.

With chalk in hand, Slippy Thong makes it happen

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

Out of the parking lot, the pack spread out to find the marks that the hares had prepared for us to find.

Some sort of posing for the photographer. Yes, there is a mark on that bench.

As we descend into Fish Creek Park, the trail becomes more winter like. Fortunately, the paved trails had seen a plow.

Slippy Thong making sure we don’t get lost

Eventually, the trail lead back to the pub, and the regroup was located in the parking lot nearby!

Back to the pub to settle in and find some beverages and food in anticipation of the down down’s.

Good deals on the beer and food, so everyone was happy to this point!

The Down Down’s

The previous week, Insane Bolt volunteered to the the Religious Advisor (RA) for the down down ceremonies. As such, he has had a week to think about and prepare material.

Insane Bolt launched into action. He appointed a choir of Mr. PeeeeeNut and Shakesbeer, who sang themselves a song.

First, the hares were brough up and thanked for an epic Slippy trail.

Insane Bolt finds someone for his hash shit

Scoobie avoids hash shit on a technicality!

Slow Clap – Will remember her hash shit for next time!

Scoobie RA next week, Insane Bolt – On the Piss!

With the down down’s complete, it was time to enjoy the Red Crowns hospitality.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Looks like 6 – 7 km of trail were enjoyed by some. Excellent effort setting trail in crappy weather for the group to enjoy. Our introduction to Fish Creek trail was a fun time.

Hash Extra

Because we can, we are seeing what AI can do for the trail. So far…. interesting.

Run

Run 2452 – BBL Run

March 23, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Booty Camp and Snow Blower

Location: Kampus Brewing Co.

3630 Brentwood Rd NW #800, Calgary, AB T2L 2M6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/t5kyNUe3APcfoFoU8

RA: Karate Klit

Attendance: 31

Playing in the Sunset

The Beginning

Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower once again pitch in to save the hash. Apparently, they like setting trail as they are in contention for gold status in our frequent trail setting program.

They chose Kampus Brewing Co. as the start/finish location. This pub, close to the university, is hash friendly.

The group assembled in a section that had been put aside for us. Time to check out the deals and specials awaiting us when we return.

Insane Bolt announces it is time to head outside to circle up. Daylight is now a thing with the arrival of spring!

A good turn out for the group. A combination of daylight, warmer temperatures and spring have encouraged folks to come out and play!

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. We had a good number or visitors, archives and new boots!

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had made for the pack to follow.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail markings.

The Trail

Off to find the marks on the streets and adjacent parking lots. Lots of high density stuff around here,, but the trail was found and the pack was off!

Following marks, we eventually found the regroup with suitable refreshments available for the group.

From the regroup, a short walk back to the bar to settle in and figure out the beer and food menu.

The group settled down waiting patiently for the down down’s to begin

The Down Down’s

Karate Klit was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. Thankfully, she volunteered last week so has had ample time to tune her mind for a great performance. Some last minute encouragement from Hump the Shark to smooth out the delivery.

Karate Klit was ready, and jumped into action with her RA performance!

A choir was selected of Snow Blower and Stool Stuffer, who sang themselves a song.

A fine choir of Snow Blower and Stool Stuffer

The parade of crimes, accusations, and stories was delivered. First, the hares for setting such a fine trail.

The pink beer people – Booty Camp, LL, Hot Cheeks, TTF

Apparently, the wearing of new shoes created an opportunity to transfer the Onesie of Shame to a new recipient.

A collection of new boots and bashers. Auntie Frank, Just Ken =, Menage-a-trois, Hot Liquor

Archives – Hash Test Dummy, Prodigal Daughter, Tommy Two Fingers, Abandoned Pussy and Comes and Goes!

After all was through, Karate Klit declared the group “on the piss”.

The pack settled down to eating and drinking after a fine RA performance.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of some 6 km was enjoyed by the pack. Both sides of Crowchild Trail and some great neighbourhood romps.

Hash Extra

Apparently the walkers were having some amount of fun. Here is the evidence?

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Run 2451 – St. Paddy’s Day Run

March 16, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Slow Clap and Roaring Nancy

Location: Murdock’s Bar and Grill

1935 37 Street SW Unit 60, Calgary, AB T3E 3A4

https://maps.app.goo.gl/11KAX1Z4J5BSMLkd8

RA: King Shit

Attendance: 27

Typical St. Paddy’s Day Posture

The Beginning

St. Patrick’s Day, or there abouts, is a time for celebration. St. Patrick’s Day, celebrated on March 17, honours the patron saint of Ireland, marking the day of his death. Originally a religious feast day commemorating the arrival of Christianity in Ireland, it has evolved into a global celebration of Irish culture, heritage, and pride, featuring parades, special foods, music, and wearing green.

It was appropriate that Slow Clap and Roaring Nancy volunteered to set trail as they are familiar with the colour green. The venue selected was Murdoch’s Bar & Grill, with is an Irish Pub. The weather was good with a chinook blowing in, making for nice warm and sloppy weather!

The pack arrived at the pub, found parking, and heading inside to prepare for the run.

Keeping track of the time, Insane Bolt announced that it was time to head outside and circle up.

A good turnout of hashers was present to celebrate all things green, and pretend to have some sort of Irish connection engage.

Insane Bolt was called into the circle to go through the announcements and introductions. A good turnout of 27 hashers all dressed up and ready for a fine run.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the evening’s trail.

You have now idea what we have planned for you

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

Off from the parking lot, the runners and the walkers dispersed to find the appropriate marks.

Apparently the runners had a much better time. Here is some evidence that there was active playing and trail tracking.

From the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.

Down Down’s

Back to the pub, the group settled down to figure out what beer and food to order in anticipation for the down down’s to start.

King Shit was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. King Shit had his program prepared and launched into the program.

First up were the hares, who had set a fine trail for the pack this evening.

Dastardly, Hot Pants and Scoobie – excessive walking

Hot Cheeks and Booty Camp – woodpecker spotter

With the down down’s complete, we were declared “on the piss”

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of some 5 km was set and enjoyed by the group. Thanks for Slow Clap and Roaring Nance for setting trail and for encouraging all things green.

Hash Extra

There was much exuberance around St, Patrick’s Day. Here are some additional pictures that demonstrate the vibe.

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A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers