Halloween is an interesting time of the year. For the hashing bunch, it provides an opportunity to find your best costume and dress up. For some, it is just finding what you wore for last years event and recycle it!
The run was set from The Pointe Public House in Oakridge SW. Previously known as the Point and Feather, this was a hash friendly venue in the past. Now gentrified, we were pleased to see that they had improved their patio offering, providing a hash friendly space!
Now that darkness is a feature of the start of the hash run, the group arrived in costume and assembled in front of the pub.
Hashers milling about
Much chatting and socializing prior to circling up. An eclectic mix of fashion was on display.
Hump the SharkPyroInsane BoltCock TaleBeer in the Rear and Liquor LotsPrincess Monkey SpankerStool StufferKarate KlitLazy CummerKing ShitMr. PeeeeeNutDastardlyJust DaveScissor SisterDaisy DukeTighty WhiteyMmmmm Lady Fingers and Slow ClapSlow Clap from the backMmmmm Lady FingersNot to DeepCamshaftShakesbeerTwistyHot CheeksJust KarenHardlyOPP
Insane Bolt declared tat we had to move the circle to a new spot. From there, he ran the circle going through the announcements and the introductions.
Insane Bolt declares that the circle is movingHere we are at a new spot!
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the trail.
We have marksEasy trail to find
With the marks described, the pack was released.
The Trail
Out of the parking lot, the trail headed into the wilds of Oakridge and Palliser SW. Some of us that were walking paid attention to the quality of the Halloween decorations that could be seen in the neighbourhood.
Hashers spottedFamily similarity?Not sure where these folks are fromEmerging from the groundLive flower spottedRashy in a hurry
Enough lights?
Hashers checking it outScaryGhost gate
Ghost car
Happy fellowMight be a hasherWe should recruit these twoNot a cougarEnough decorations?Scoobie goes for a duck ride
Eventually, we found the regroup and there was much rejoicing.
Regroup good
Back to the pub to settle in to the fine covered heated patio.
Settling inWe have yummy beer
Beer and food good!
As refreshments appeared and were enjoyed in anticipation of the down downs starting.
The Down Downs
With the beverages organized, it was time for Hump the Shark to start the down downs.
Beverages ready
Hump the Shark – RA
A choir was selected. Insane Bolt and Cock Tale stepped forward to sing the songs.
Insane Bolt and Cock Tale – Choir
Hares – OPP, Lazy Cummer and Liquor Lots
Choir celebrating the HaresJust KarenStoolie and Rashy BushSlow ClapKing ShitCamshaft, Hot Cheeks and Scoobie – concerned about widthCeremonial hash shit offeringLiquor LotsOPP and Liquor Lots
Add In Lazy Cummer – remarkable likeness to Ned Flanders (Simpsons)
PyroCamshaft and Mmmmm Lady FingersTwistyScissor SisterDon’t run with theseRA for next weekTasty beerI will be ready!
Hump the Shark declared the group “on the piss”.
The group refocused on eating and drinking now that the down downs were done. A fine Halloween run.
Time to enjoy!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A 6 km romp through the neighbourhoods or Oakridge, Palliser, Pump Hill and Bayview. There was a secret Shot Stop at an address in Bayview well known to the scribe.
Gargoyle house, Halloween decorations, special stop and reservoir views made this trail Epic.
August long weekend is a great time for a holiday or to be out of town. As such, finding a hare to volunteer to host this holiday afternoon event is sometimes a challenge. Thankfully, Liquor Lots succumbed to the pressure to host the run, and start/finish at her fancy house.
Keeping with the tradition of rain, rain and more rain, the trail was wet. I am sure that some folks are happy with the wet and soggy ground, but others are concerned that too much rain can be a problem. Not a problem if you like to harvest mushrooms on your front lawn, but some who live near the Elbow River remember the flood of 2013.
An afternoon run saw 12 intrepid hashers brave the wetness to show up for the run. Circle up in the backyard, waiting for the rain to pour down in earnest enjoying Jell-O shooters to mentally prepare for the run.
Jell-OPack mingling
Looks the Hashmasters were not to be seen as On-In stepped up to run the circle. The group formed up in the alley behind the house and started to get ready for the afternoon trail.
DastardlyOn InLying Sack of ShitKarate KlitShakesbeerHardlyLazy CummerSlow ClapF4TwistyRoaring Nancy
After the pleasantries, On In called the hare into the circle to explain the marks.
Gravel is perfect for making chalk marks!
With all the marks fully described, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
With the abundance of alleys, streets and pathways in the Erlton neighbourhood, the pack was afoot. Marks were called and the pack joined in following the marks to great viewpoints and interesting terrain.
Early stagesPicking up the packHardly at speedLSOS on the narrow trailsLook like a reckless slideRibbed for your lying pleasure
Are we not the coolest?
I can do this!Good swingingThat ribbed thing looks tempting
More pathways and weather to contend with at the run progressed. The hash likes it wet, so this is a great thing!
Hardly rainingF4 has this under controlFollow LC and all is goodRiver nearbyFeels rightStoolie is confidentFollow Roaring Nancy and all is good!How could this be wrong?We are sure about thisMovable hash markLSOS comingLSOS goingConvenient stairsBoth sides of the streets coveredShakesbeer modelling his rainwearRoaring avoiding the bike lanesOur hare showing some thighNot sure what makes Slow Clap happy?Look like uphill towards the end!
Soo much fun with the harriette
And then it was done. The hash assembled in the rain protected garage shelter perfect for down down’s. It look like lots of chairs were present and the hash jammed in to the confined space for more fun and frolic.
Down Down’s
The pack set up and mingled in the shelter of the garage.
Lots of space. Can even plug my electric car in here!
The pack got cozy in the garage anticipating a great finish from the Religious Advisor, Lying Sack of Shit.
A bit hydrated from the runA bit of a strip show for those that paid attention!Dastardly temping the harrierettes
Eventually, it was time to get the down down’s started. Lying Sack of Shit chose a choir and it was time to get rolling.
To the hares for setting a fantastic trail. No bitching about the light attendance or the shitty weather. Great sports and they are welcome to set trail many times in the future!
This is serious. What a fantastic trail!
A parade of down down’s followed with most guilty of some offence or another misgiving.
Late cummerFinished trailRain proofStoolieShakesbeer drinking beer!Hardly and Twisty are happyBeer drinking goodSomething wrong hereNot sure what caused this alcohol abuse….Floor washing?
Apparently, someone wore new shoes to the hash. You would think they would learn, but , at the discretion of the RA, swilling from your new shoes is appropriate. Lazy Cummer is much smarter now.
Take this insoles outCarefulNot too fastThis tastes amazing!Good to the last drop!LL claims the nice butt awardSo happy about thisAlmost discrete change artistSecond place in the butt competitionFr came lateOn In got a ride back to the on inRoaring Nancy – ArchiveThis RA gig is a lot of work! On the piss!
An epic afternoon run that was enjoyed by all that were there, Your scribe, Skewbic Hair, had to live vicariously through the pictures and notes he was provided the write this up in absentia.
Beach life in Grand Beach , MB is spectacular.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of some 6 km was enjoyed by the pack. The great neighbourhoods and interesting terrain made it very enjoyable. Great work by the hares!
It is always an adventure when Liquor Lots and OPP volunteer to set trail. They chose Edworthy Park, south of the Bow River for the start point. This site provides access to much interesting terrain along the banks of the Bow River.
The Douglas Fir Trail is close by as well as the rugged slopes, train tracks, river, neighbourhoods and pathways nearby.
The steep access road was entertaining. Parking was at a premium at the bottom of the hill. Some hashers chose to cycle to the start. It was a busy place.
The pack arrived and congregated at a spot to enjoy yummy popsicles. It took some time for the group to show up on this hot day. We mingled around prior to be called over to where the circle would form.
Mingling around with popsicles!Sticky LipsPull My WoodieLiquor LotsGolden Showers – Toronto VisitorHot CheeksKing ShitHump the SharkTighty WhiteyVisitor – Prodigal DaughterPMSPyroDastardlyHardlyMucky DipLazy CummerF4CamshaftMmmmm Lady FingersBlue BallsJust 10 BeaverSlippy ThongInsane BoltMenage-a-TroisShakesbeer
Eventually, we were called to make a proper circle in a quiet location near be base of the beckoning trails. Liquor Lots got Insane Bolt to get things going.
CircleInsane Bolt – co Hashmaster
Insane Bolt went through the announcements, visitors, and introductions. We had visitors for Toronto and Nigeria!
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks they had used for the trail.
HaresRemembering the marksHere are some!The marks you need to know
The pack was released and headed off in many directions to try and find the true trail.
The Trail
There were many false trail found in the early stages. The hares had set some cheeky check backs up the hills, to be found by our speedy and intrepid hashers.
Off to find he uphill false trail!
You needed good vision to make out this check back buried in the dense brush, but it was significant.
Check back – three dots of flour
Eventually, the pack landed on the trail that got them pointed in the right direction. The Douglas Fir trail was waiting!
Pathway to the EastDouglas Fir Trail
A challenging route with significant climbing and an abundance of mud and obstacles.
Trail with a logJust 10 chasing Hump the SharkNo stair master needed hereAll up UphillBridgesStairsViewpointLove these stairsPark to the neighbourhoodAll is wellReturning from the check backTrail goes this wayHome improvementsInsane Bolt chasing the powerline polesWet T-shirt opportunityFollow the arrowVisitor not lostMulti lane trailAll this!ViewpointSelfieSlippy leading the packWe found a riverNo trespassing – railway property
Eventually, the path returned back to the parking lot. We selected a picnic spot to set up the circle for outdoor down down’s. A fine warm evening activity.
The Down Down’s
With a cooler of refreshments and a suitable picnic spot, the group settled down into a circle to enjoy their refreshments.
Insane Bolt assembled his material as Religious Advisor and picked a choir of Sticky Lips and Dastardly.
Beverages readyRA- Insane BoltChoir – Dastardly and Sticky LipsHaresSo much funTrain whistleMucky DipHot Pants and Slippy ThongGolden ShowersPyro and MenageProdigal DaughterHump the SharkCamshaft – 350 run milestoneMmmmm Lady FingersInsane BoltPMS – hot cheeksAll hot cheeks drinkTrespassersNothing to see hereOn the piss
With all the down down’s completed, it was time to declare the group “on the piss”. The pack hung around in the nice weathers and continued to socialize until dark.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of 6 km’s or so was enjoyed by the group. The Douglas Fir Trail did not disappoint. Great trail and a fun time!
Hash Extra
Plenty of pictures taken. Here are a few more for your viewing pleasure.
With 24 hours of hashing promoted to mark the 2400 run on May 24, 2024, this run had had a quite a build up.
This Saturday afternoon run was event 5 of the weekend program, preceded by:
TGIF (Thank Goodness It’s Friday)
Sitting Hash
Dark Side of the Moon Hash
Rocky Mountain Hash
For this run, the group has a Rocky Mountain Hash Run warm up in the morning to prepared for Run 2400
The group gathered at the Blue Heron picnic area at the North Glenmore Park, after enjoying a Subway Sandwich lunch post Rocky Mountain Run.
Yummy lunch pre run
PMS summoned the group up the stairs to the parking lot to conduct the circle.
Circle up – up the stairsPMS – centre of attention
PMS went through the formalities of announcements, visitors, archives and introductions.
Insane BoltLoftyRashy BushSnow Blower and Booty CampKing ShitDouble PenetrationHump the SharkBackwashStool StufferHardlyShakesbeerMenage-a-TroisLiquor QuickerCamshaftMucky DipPyroOn InTwistySuck EverythingSlow ClapBump and GrindMmmmm Lady FingersSpring LoadedHot CheeksTommy Two FingersSnevilDastardlyLiquor Lots
Dark Side of the Moon and Bubble Boy
Charclittery Board and Weenie Roast
Daisy Duke
PMS called the hares into the circle to describe the marks we have for the trail.
The pack was released to find the marks showing true trail.
The Trail
Off we went to find trail. Some marks were found and we were off. Thankfully, we were spared the bushwhacking and climbing associated with the steep slopes around the reservoir.
The pack is released
Leisurely startOff we goDon’t think this is our arrowSnevil points the wayWe have marks on the sidewalks
Off through the wilds of Lakeview. We passed though parks and observed others having fun!
Fun times at the playgroundOthers having funBump and Grind on the spongy ground
Finding the marks that lead us through the myriad of walkways before us.
Trudging cross countryStoolie is committedLeisurely pathway strollBall handlingRelievingSnow BlowerDouble PenetrationWR and CBBubble BoyMaking progressBeer somewhereFeeling much betterStool StufferTTFShakesbeerDPHardlyHump the SharkSkewbic HairSnow BlowerRashy and MuckyTTF declares victoryHardly on trailHump the Shark sprintingHigh speed walk to the endGetting closeYes, that does say On In
The On In mark was found and we were directed back to the picnic site for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Back at the picnic site, we prepared for the down down ceremony. The Religious Advisor, Skewbic Hair, gathered the necessary material for the down downs. In the absence of facts, stories were made up to ensure that everyone was happy. A choir was assembled of Weenie Roast, Princess Monkey Spanker and Hardly.
Down the stairsScoobie and the choir
Down down’s for the hares to start. Subsequent crimes and offences, and a special milestone. Many down downs related to the multiple hash shits.
Down Down for the choirThe Hares!LoftyReal Estate walkersAccused of pissing on trailCelebrating a Saskatoon connection
The hash shit parade began. Those that carried the hash shit on trail were eligible to get rid of it. Sadly, Weenie Roast’s hat shit magically appeared “after” the run. In spite of his protests, he maintained custody. Spring Loaded performed some sort of ritual dance which was enlightening,
Spring Loaded test the beer protection factor of the Hat ShitWalk around the Hat ShitSpring Loaded deems the Hat Shit — goodI likely have more to say!Hash Shits assembleI love this awardKing Shit for Tool Shed tastingSpring loaded for many thingShort cutters – we missed them!Happy to be here!
After enough shenanigans, the ceremony was declared done and “on the piss”. Drinking and chatting until the food truck arrived with a sumptuous dinner.
On the Piss
We tried to amuse ourselves prior to the arrival of the food truck. I not sure of the meaning or symbolism of some of these pictures, but you can judge for yourselves.
Yes I am having fun!Run injury hereSo cute!Gravity testViewBeaverHappy HashersMore HashersViewFood Truck spotting
Trail Summary
The epic trail was somewhere between 5 and 6 km. Excellent celebration run!
Calgary has had a bit of a cold spell for the last 10 days of so. With temperatures in the -25 C range plus windchill, it makes for a chilly outdoor experience. At least the sun was out for the afternoon run, making a considerable difference.
The lead up to the run included encouragement to dress up in layers and do not be a wimp. As such, we had 17 hashers come out and enjoy the fine trail set by PMS and Liquor Lots.
We arrived at Two Pillars Brewing to start the run. Once parked, we circled up “outside”.
Sunny but cold…DastardlyPMSInsane BoltShakesbeerStrap On Crampon and Booty CampSnow BlowerBooty Camp in disguiseRoaring NancyLazy CummerKing ShitHardly and TwistyHump the SharkKarate Klit
PMS was called into the circle to describe the marks she had chosen for the trail today.
I am the hareFlagging like thisFollow thisAs the shadow says, these are the marks! VP’s a plenty!
With the instructions complete, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Off toward the river we ran. Not wanting to give up the high ground, the neighbourhoods revealed the marks to follow.
ColourfulClear sidewalksLocal featuresHardy plantsHardly and Roaring Nancy!
Of course there were sights to be seen and parks to play in.
Some sort of expensive urban art. Does not seem to mind the cold.
Shoe laces need workSwingersLike this!
This would be a city view. Frosty!
Down these stairsStrap On makes an entry into the community journalChances of a false trail at the bottom?Miniature Calgary tower
The lion greets us!
Park in ChinatownKC shows her kicking styleEau Claire under deconstruction
No more Eau Claire Market!
Off through Princes Island Park over to the Peace Bridge to return to the North side of the rver.
City View from Princes IslandTall person marked this “H”A parkKC learning to flyPeace BridgeRoaring NancyShakesbeerScoobieKarate Klit
The community provided some interesting ice sculptures. These were very popular with the the tactile folks in the group.
Waiting for the Chinook!
Eventually, we had to climb the massive hill to get to the top of Crescent Heights where we were greeted with a significant wind to freeze us to death.
Can not see the windCity view from Crescent Heights
Apparently there was a downhill and uphill section that some of the enthusiastic hashers took. Others preferred the flat elevation to the regroup.
Nothing like a cold refreshment on a cold day! Hot chocolate was available as well!
Off to the bar to warm up and conduct the down down’s.
Down Down’s
The Two Pillars Brewery was a bit small, but that did not stop us from finding space and running through our down down program.
Hashers socializingThe kids table
Hump the Shark was Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon festivities. A choir was called and the down down’s commenced!
Hump the Shark – RASnow Blower and Strap On Crampon – Choir
The hares were called up and acknowledged for the fine trail that had been set on this cold and frosty day.
We are number 1 hares!Sing us a song!
More crimes and punishment were handed out by the RA. The Hash Shit has a new owner, and many offences were acknowledged.
KK – It was this cold!Hardly Shakesbeer and the hash shitOn InBooty Camp tests her seal skin mittens
There was some group activity which warranted down down’s.
PMS, LL and LCPMSLCDastardlyTwistyHash Shit turnover
Old guys rule
PMS demonstrates her flotation devices
On the Piss
After the down down’s, the group continued with mirth and merriment, and yummy beer from Two Pillars Brewery.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
The Trail
A fine trail of 6 – 7 kms was enjoyed by the group. Pleased we had sunshine and a warm pub for afterwards.
Liquor Lots and OPP volunteered to set the run for the week. They chose the Weaselhead Natural Area in the SW by the reservoir. An area notorious for critters, mud, water, dense forest, and steep trails. The perfect location for a hash run.
Both OPP and LL did their due diligence to ensure that the hash would be entertained by the trail they had chosen.
Steep terrain coupled with high water levels provided shiggy galore. We were warned to bring dry shoes and socks to change into after the run.
The other problem we had to deal with is the onset of darkness. This time of year sucks as each day is materially shorter than the day before. Blinding sun at the start of the run, and post sunset conditions at the end of the trail.
Hashers began to gather in the parking lot of North Glenmore Park Weaselhead access. A reasonable turn out of 23 intrepid souls ready to go hashing.
The start of a circle forming
Slow Clap happy to be hereLazy Cummer getting mentally prepared for the trailBooty Camp and PMS exchanging giftsOPP and Liquor Lots, hares with chalk readySnow Blower Stool StufferVeggie WankerRashy Bush and TwistyHot Cheeks and her hash shitSnevil loading her pocketsPyro and DastardlyInsane BoltVinnie with King ShitHardly and Covered in GooLying Sack of ShitSlippy Thong
PMS called the circle to order and we went through the announcements and introductions.
PMS ready for actionWho eliminated my shadow?
The hares in the circle explained the chalk marks and flour marks that marked the trail.
This marks should do it.In addition there is some enormous poo dumps on trail. Something large is out there.
Liquor Lots raised her arm and pointed in some general direction and the pack was released.
The Trail
From the parking lot, some choices on which pathways to take. We have been sucked into the huge steep climb down to the water in the past. We needed to be sure. The sun was blinding.
Very sunny to startGreat viewsSome say that this was steepSee that bridge down there? That is where you are headed.
Many natural sights were observed on trail. Here is a selection of some of the experience that was had by the group.
Happy beavers around here somewhereTrail to somewhereOPP claims the this bridgeMore bridgesScoobie is the subject of a photo
Does this look upside down?
More shots from the trail that show what a terrible part of the country we have to live in.
Scoobie caught by OPPWhat is with these flowers?Leisurely PaceVeggie Wanker makes it under the height treeSlippy in the leadInsane Bolt and Snow Blower figuring this outConvenient board walkSlippy Thong outpacing LCLazy Cummer thinking about beerHardly being chased by Slow ClapStoolie leads this part of the packHappy Beavers live here
As the sun set, and twilight started to take over, we had some climbing to do before the end of the trail.
This view is for you!Something swimming in thereTwilight moves inFrom the backFrom the frontSmiling ladiesWalkers pretending to have fun!
All good runs must come to and end. We set up the down down circle in the parking lot in anticipation of regroup and down down refreshments.
Regroup and Down Down’s
It was planned to be parking lot down down’s, so bring your own chair.
Getting ready for down downs
A bit of a delay before the keys for the regroup vehicle appeared. This was acknowledged with a down down later in the program.
Hump the Shark was the religious advisor, by unanimous consideration. He selected King Shit and Insane Bolt as choir. Photographic quality deteriorates as the sun goes down. People move way too quickly in the darkness.
Beverages readyBlurry Hump the Shark ready for down down’sKS and Insane Bolt are the choir
The program was delivered with humour, panache and pace. A quick succession of crimes and punishments were delivered to the offending hashers.
The hares, for a great trailDastardly for making us wait for regroup beerPyro for having too much funStoolie for his shiggy unfriendly clothing choiceSlow ClapApparently, Slow Clap now has the hash shitOPP againLSOS is done
In the dark, Hump the Shark declared us “on the piss”. Limited interest in off to the bar for more celebration, so an abbreviated version was conducted in the parking lot in the dark.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of somewhere between 5 km and 6 km. Appreciate the effort to set the wilderness trails, which become more difficult as the dark season encroaches.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
