Blue Balls volunteered to set trail for the pack. As the weather has been hot, hot, hot for the last week or two, this trail would be a test of your survival instincts. Starting from the Reagle Beagle SW, we knew that we would likely be off to the hills and ravines to the west.
Imagine a patio in front in the Summer!
The hashers congregated in the heat and got ready for the run. Blue Balls described the marks and the pack was released.
The Trail
Heading to the west, the trail took in the hills, ravines, roads, sidewalks and trails. Neighbourhoods of Christie Park, Strathcona Park, Aspen Woods and the Westside Recreation Centre.
Insane Bolt acting childish again….
The Down Downs
Back to the patio of the Regal Beagle, Roaring Nancy had accepted the position of RA. Choir was Pyro, Hardly and Hot Cheeks.
We can do this!
The various crimes and offences were rewarded with down down’s. The hare set an epic trail of close to 8 km and was thanked profusely.
Misbehaving (again) on trailHot Cheeks having a good timeKing Shit looks like he has the Hash ShitHardly and Twisty with some pinky actionTeacher off for the summerReady to party!
Apparently, there was a down down tragedy. Something was spilled by Insane Bolt. He will have to learn to be more careful.
I am such an idiot. Did I really spill that beer?
The crowd seemed please with the ceremony, then the group was declared to be “on the piss” by Roaring Nancy.
Happy to be here. I like Fernie Brewing beer glassesFine Job by the RA.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair, who was not at the run and really had no clue what actually happened.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of 8 km was set by Blue Balls. Pleased to run in these neighbourhoods with the variety or terrain. Note that 69th street was crossed!
Just 10 Beaver Sets and Amazing Trail for the select runners who sacrificed their long weekend to participate!
The Beginning
As typical for the May long weekend, the weather was cold and miserable. Winter running gear and something that doesn’t mind the rain were in order. Putting a run together for the long weekend is always a challenge as folks and travelling and busy. We are thankful for Just 10 Beaver for volunteering to set an epic trail.
The group assembled indoors at the Reagle Beagle on 17 Ave SW. Needed to figure out where to have the down down’s and regroup as they were weather dependent. The group assembled and shared long weekend stories.
Inside it was warm and the patrons were getting ready for some type of hockey game. Something about the Oilers or the Canucks, which was to be decided that evening. As such, there were people there and not necessarily hash friendly for the down downs. As such, decision made….outside down downs in the cold. Outside to get the circle started.
A small but passionate group of 15 souls gathered in the parking lot, getting ready for the big event. Just 10 Beaver was promising some “significant news” or some type. More on that later.
King Shit and HardlyLiquor Lots and Menage a TroisSnevil and Hot CheeksBlue Balls and TwistyJust 10 Beaver and On InDastardly and Karate ClitScoobie gets into the shot!
Eventually, PMS stepped up and got the circle started.
PMS in teacher modePMS reflecting on how lucky we are to have her as Hash Matress
Just 10, the hare for the run, went through a long description of how much flagging she had laid on the trail. A harbinger of things to come!
One Thing – Best Trail Ever!
Just 10 pointed to a location where marks might be found and the pack was off!
Snevil noticed the regroup vehicle in the parking lot! A beacon for those on trail to find this vehicle and partake in the wonderment which is available with in.
The Trail
Starting in the neighbourhood, marks were laid out directing the group “over the bridge”, the the wilderness that lurks on the west side of Sarcee Trail. It is amazing how wild the ravine trails can be in an established neighbourhood.
A rampaging startThe long walkPremium mud and slow in the alleyApparently we stumbled across hockey nets that are replicating themselves
Runners provided evidence of a much better viewing experience than the lazy walkers.
The $1.7 million dollar viewJust 10 aids KC, who likes to take picturesI told you to wear trail shoesWhat is that on my ankle!Shiggy! What a mess…
Regroup
The initial convoluted regroup plan was adjusted to “beer in the parking lot”. As such, the walkers were first to arrive to enjoy the delicious libations, waiting patiently for the runners to appear.
Evidence of the runners finishing.
Running, smiling and chattingThe RG beacon is nearHappy to be hereDFL and I don’t care
Down Down’s
Parking lot down downs were in order. Hardly was appointed telepathically by Hump the Shark to do the deed. The pack muddled around. There were a couple of chairs to used as parking lot pylons for the patrons coming and going.
Matching chairsPMS giving orders
Hardy was in control and dished out the down downs for various and sundry crimes and misgivings. Snevil may or may not have been the choir. A lot was happening and it difficult to keep it straight.
Being RA is a serious responsibilitySnevil will make it work!
The hare, Just 10 Beaver set an epic trail. She was rewarded with a down down.
Yummy beerI like setting trail!
The big news that Just 10 wished to share is that we will be calling her Doctor in three years. Great news!
Soon I will be Doctor Just 10 Beaver!
Some of the highlights included the role of Hardly’s Angels. This team ensured that Hardly did not get lost, forgotten, or abducted by aliens.
Pose 1Pose 2Pose 3Down down for somethingKC finishes!Dastardly and On In discuss walking tactics
Apparently Scoobie did something to deserve the hash shit. I believe there was a 330 km three days of cycling in the Rockies on the weekend, and he still made it on time to the hash. Hash Shit for dedication!
KS happy to relinquish the hash shitTastes like plunger
A final down down for Hardly for his excellent RA performance.
Great RA!
Down downs done. Time to head inside and cheer on your favourite Canadian hockey team that is still in the play offs. The Oilers defeated that Vancouver team while we were there!
Oilers win!
On the piss. Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A good distance with high quality shiggy and some marks surviving the rain. Great trail!
Liquor Lots and OPP collaborated on a fine trail through the wilds of the western neighbourhoods. Strathcona Park, Christie Park are areas we have not been through in a while, so it was great to see some new terrain.
The run started from the Reagle Beagle Pub, 17th Ave. SW near Sarcee Trail. Located in a small strip mall, the pub was well set up to handle an invasion of loud, thirsty and hungry hashers. It was also wing night and they had a beer deal!
The hashers assembled “inside” to scout the place out.
Hashers getting ready to run!
The hash was marshalled out of the pub to circle up. The night was warm for the end of November and the parking lot was well lit. On-In sorted out the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. The hares were called in the describe to trail that they had set and the marks that were used.
Insane Bolt figuring things out
OPP, Mmmm Lady Fingers, Hardly and TwistyLiquor Lots and Snow BlowerDaisy Duke preparing for the ballet.Stoolie and Lazy CummerStrap on, Hot Cheeks and PMSJust10 and Slow ClapDastardly and LSOS. Does my headlight make the moon look dim?Blue Balls, King Shit and Hump the Shark
On-In leads the circle
Some of the marksMore marks!
The Trail
The hares had suggested that the marks may be challenging . Some sections are wilderness, in the dark, marked on trees, slippery and perhaps with some coyotes or cougars. Under bridge trolls are a possibility. We started in earnest, looking for the illusive marks. Some confusion prevailed until we figured out that we were heading over Sarcee Trail to the western neighbourhoods.
Somewhere near here.Waiting for trafficBeatles style crossingPathways by Sarcee Trail
A couple of viewpoints provided great city vista’s, with the full moon for effect.
City ViewMoonlight
Navigating the paved pathways , neighbourhoods, then into the woods! The woods are scary in the dark. Who knows when the next cougar or coyote will find you and do you in. The trolls that live under the bridge are also a concern.
Almost time for lights on!Packing alongJailbreakWayward hasherJust10 flashing and dashingNatural Xmas treeCalgary Stonehenge
Regroup
After sufficient trail blazing and chasing marks, we were rewarded with a regroup. A fine selection of refreshments was available for the group to enjoy.
RGThe view from here
A short walk back to the Reagle Beagle to get sorted for the down-downs. Just enough distance for a travelling beer.
Down-Downs
Hump the Shark assigned the Religious Advisor duty to Skewbic Hair. A choir was appointed and the ceremonies commenced. Best choir ever…. Roaring Nancy and Booty Camp took the stage.
Skewbic Hair – RA, supported by Roaring Nancy and Booty Camp as Choir.
Down-Down for the hares. A great trail in the new terrain. They can set more like this anytime!
Happy Hares – LL and OPP
A number of offences and crimes were rewarded by with a down-down. Sometimes the details are illusive, but there was enough beer, cider songs and merriment to go around. On a sad note, one of our Calgary hashers has recently passed away. Hyena was very active with the group and set signature Rocky Mountain style trails in Griffith Woods. Recently relocated to Panama, he was here in the summer to check in. He will be missed.
Here are a couple of photos of some of the events.
A song remembering HyenaBasher Jill who almost hosted the RGFashion twinsThe Spank my monkey awarded to Daisy DukeOn-In … Ready for the Hash Christmas Party!
With the down-downs complete, we are “on the piss”.
Scribed by : Skewbic Hair
Trail
Entertaining romp through Strathcona Park and Christie Park! Some registered 7.16 km.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
