St. Patrick’s Day, or there abouts, is a time for celebration. St. Patrick’s Day, celebrated on March 17, honours the patron saint of Ireland, marking the day of his death. Originally a religious feast day commemorating the arrival of Christianity in Ireland, it has evolved into a global celebration of Irish culture, heritage, and pride, featuring parades, special foods, music, and wearing green.
It was appropriate that Slow Clap and Roaring Nancy volunteered to set trail as they are familiar with the colour green. The venue selected was Murdoch’s Bar & Grill, with is an Irish Pub. The weather was good with a chinook blowing in, making for nice warm and sloppy weather!
The pack arrived at the pub, found parking, and heading inside to prepare for the run.
Murdoch’s Bar & Grill
Runners showing upChatteringComparing green attire
Keeping track of the time, Insane Bolt announced that it was time to head outside and circle up.
A circle forms
A good turnout of hashers was present to celebrate all things green, and pretend to have some sort of Irish connection engage.
XXX RayHardlyMmmmm Lady FingersHump the SharkLiquor LotsBooty CampInsane BoltLazy CummerBlue BallsKing ShitPMS and Slow ClapKarate KlitHot CheeksCamshaftRoaring NancyHot PantsDastardlyCan You Hear Me NowPyroTwistyGrandma’s CookieHardlyShakesbeer – with some dress up gear
OPP
Insane Bolt was called into the circle to go through the announcements and introductions. A good turnout of 27 hashers all dressed up and ready for a fine run.
Insane Bolt thinking before he talks
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the evening’s trail.
You have now idea what we have planned for youRoaring Nancy is an excellent hareLook at the size of this chalkTwo colours for your following pleasure
This are the marks to follow for the trail
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Off from the parking lot, the runners and the walkers dispersed to find the appropriate marks.
Marks this waySidewalks clearTrail is somewhereHot Pants checks the surroundingsWalkers making progressTrail Treasure
Apparently the runners had a much better time. Here is some evidence that there was active playing and trail tracking.
Elf crossingSmileKissing a small green creatureRoaring Nancy leads the paradeSynchronized swingingFuture hash holdChecking out my feetBallet MovesBest trail ever!We are having such a good time!
Follow the leader
Regroup BeveragesHappy hashers
From the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.
Down Down’s
Back to the pub, the group settled down to figure out what beer and food to order in anticipation for the down down’s to start.
Beverages ready to go!
King Shit was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. King Shit had his program prepared and launched into the program.
King Shit delivering the down down’s
First up were the hares, who had set a fine trail for the pack this evening.
We did a great jobLots of Green!Plan for next year!Pyro – archive returnPMS and Strap On providing enthusiasmReturning visitor – Grandma’s CookieStrap On Crampon – Cookies for youLiquor LotsPMS and Grandma’s Cookie – lost and foundLL and PMS – park offencesHot Pants – Making friends on trailScoobie – Some minor offenceA lot of green happening here…. Something about slippery when wetCelebrating all things green!Shakesbeer – trying on a new lookOPP – lost her chapstickDastardly, Hot Pants and Scoobie – excessive walkingHot Cheeks and Booty Camp – woodpecker spotterKarate Klit – next weeks RARoaring Nancy – additional Irish culture appreciationKing Shit – Done and on the piss
With the down down’s complete, we were declared “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of some 5 km was set and enjoyed by the group. Thanks for Slow Clap and Roaring Nance for setting trail and for encouraging all things green.
Hash Extra
There was much exuberance around St, Patrick’s Day. Here are some additional pictures that demonstrate the vibe.
Another successful White Dress run completed. Slow Clap organized a great charity event with the process going the the Autism Aspergers Friendship Society. Months in the planning, with help from Hot Quickie and Beer in the Rear setting trail.
Thankful for all those that signed up in advance, at the better rate, to help get a handle on the numbers. The later sign up folks paid a small premium for the later sign up. All is good as 26 participants, in White Dress splendor converged on the random parking muddy parking lot close to the railway tracks.
The circle starts to form
A fine range of white dress finery was on display. Special attention to the accessories and Village Tags that show the investment in the cause.
Here is the fashion show.
Slow ClapMmmmm Lady FingersCamshaftLying Sack of ShitHump The SharkTSOHSnevilBooty CampSnow BlowerShakesbeerFurry GenitalsSlippy ThongLiquor LotsKarate ClitLicker QuickerHot QuickieNew Boot 1 – PaulNew Boot 2 – SimonOn InDastardlyJust KirstynMucky Dip and Skewbic HairBeer in the Rear and her brother Allan
Tommy Two Fingers ran the circle and went through announcements and introductions. We had some new boots and archives joining the group.
Tommy Two Fingers running the circle
Nice circleWhen is this going to start
With our proximity to the train tracks, there were opportunities for the trail conductors to “blow the horn” to acknowledge the group!
Train traffic needed to be worked through
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the trail. Two versions available: Green chalk for walkers and Orange chalk for the runners.
Walkers marksOver there on that pole
Runners marks – follow these and keep on trail
The hare had illuded to a nominal 10 km run for the running bunch, and 6 km for the walkers. See if this was what we actually ran in the summary. Spoiler…. way longer.
The pack is instructed to disperse and find the trail marks. The pack was released in a flurry of white costume.
The Trail
Confusion ran rampant as the pack headed out to find true trail. Of course they went of madly in the wrong direction until the true trail was figured out.
Not that way…..Hot Quickie keeping the pack in lineNovelty vehicle spottedThis way, on this side of the streetKK has this under controlStanding around positionWhy are we waiting?Snevil expressed her happiness with the length of the lraffic lights!Kirstyn, Licker Quicker and LLSnevil happy to be hereAllan and Beer in the Rear
Along the sidewalks, construction, and many street crossings interfered with the fluid pace of the pack. Eventually, some longer stretches were found to keep the pack moving.
Mount Royal elevation changes were navigatedLiquor Lots charges up the hillHot Quickie keeping us on trackFalse trail return trudge
The the maze of small streets and treed neighbourhoods, the trail unfolded. Eventually, as we descended through Cliff Bungalow, the first stop of the trail was upon us. The Unicorn Pub on 4th street SW was a welcome break from the first leg of the trail.
Patio happinessNice placeThan can’t be rainBeer good!
The beer was good but we were informed that time was up and we have to get back on trail if we plan to finish the the next leg of the trail.
Leaving the Unicorn Pub, we headed off toward the Elbow River and Lindsay Park over the bridge.
Off to the next stopLindsay Park this wayElbow River
The packed headed over toward the Stampede grounds to see if they could entertain the security guards that considered the white dressed runners some sort of invasion.
I have the mapStampede groundsNot that way….Not that way!
Photo opportunity
LL posing like a windmillShakesbeer sporting his designer labels
We observed the Cirque do Soleil tent under construction as well as other projects as this part of down is being reconstructed. Artwork by the entrance to the convention centre apparently has some connection to Snevil’s daughter.
TTF attempting to mount
The walkers found a photo opportunity not to be missed.
Look where we are!
Close to Macleod Trail, the regroup vehicle was spotted and we could enjoy more parking lot refreshments.
3rd stop – regroup beverages
Much mirth and merriment were enjoyed as hashers were reveling in the joy of the run and the beer they were drinking at this second stop of the trail.
Bottom contactMucky explaining somethingTSOH attentively listening to Hot QuickieKK, LL and TTF solving the worlds problemsNew boots eat chipsPhotogenic bunch
A group shot for the charity group was taken to prove that we were there and all dressed up!
Group picture – Charity is Autism Aspergers Friendship Society
From the parking lot, the pack was released once again to go and find the trail. The East Village and downtown were beckoning.
Ready to go!KK following On In to the next stopYou are number 6Serious paceShakesbeer posingHump the SharkSnevil and Hot Quickie Beer in the RearMucky and LLSelfie time!
Library tour
The gate is there to protect youStephen Avenue MallClose to the next stopSomething looks fishy hereNice feel!
With the next pub in site, the group was excited to have another refreshment opportunity at the other Unicorn Pub on 7th ave SW.
Beer and chatHaving funAllan and Hot QuickieMucky Dip with a Velvet FogLiking the lookBeer goodBest white dress run ever!
A fine time was had at stop 3, but it was eventually time to go and find the end of the trail. Enthusiasm for following true trail was waning for some, but others charged on to rack up the big km’s. Ultimately, we end up back in the parking lot where we started and prepared for down down’s.
Happy we are mostly doneMore beer here!Are we not cuteDrunk yet?
Time for down down’s. The group formed something like a circle and the Religious Advisors were chosen as Booty Camp for the walkers, and Hump the Shark for the runners.
RA’s – Hump the Shark and Booty Camp
A choir of Camshaft and Shakesbeer were chosen to provide the songs for the down down’s.
Choir – Camshaft and Shakesbeer
Ready to go!
Primary hare – Slow ClapOrganizersScoobie and MuckyTWOHDastardly – under the weatherNew bootLiquor LotsKirstyn – might have got a nameBest value village dress everHump had a storyCamel songNew bootsShoes availableWho needs hairIt wasn’t meReal dealValue Village fashion showPlan to return this after the runPaid way too muchBashing without hashing
Down Down’s continued until they were done. A bit difficult to follow but successfully completed. The On In was declared to be Craft Brewing for those that needed more refreshments. A fine time was had by one and all.
On the piss.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Craft happeningWill this ever end?
Trail Summary
As hard as it is to believe, the advertised 10 km run was more. Great trail and thanks to the organizers for an epic trail with great stops.
Hash Extra
Plenty of pictures were provided. Here are some additional shots for your viewing pleasure.
Slow Clap and Karate Klit stepped up to set trail out of Griffith Wood Park in the SW community of Discovery Ridge. With an extensive trail system and proximity to wilderness, chances of a critter sighting were good.
Beaver, Moose, Cougar all live nearby! We were forewarned that there may be some shiggy and dry shoes were recommended.
Griffith Woods Park
The pack assembled in the Eastern parking lot in the and prepared for an epic trail.
The pack assemblingStrap On CramponHump the SharkInsane BoltKing ShitTighty WhiteyGomer PylesSlow ClapKarate KlitLazy CummerBeer in the RearHot QuickyJust ColinRashy BushStool StufferMucky DipHardlyTwistyF4Hot PantsPyroVeggie WankerDastardlyPMSBooty Camp and Snow BlowerLiquor LotsSlow Clap againSlippy ThongShakesbeerOPP
Insane Bolt ran the circle. The pack listened intently as Insane went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt leads the circle
The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks for this evening’s trail.
I have big chalk and know how to use itLet me show youKK explainsHere is what we have. Bird watching opportunities
The hares pointed the direction for the start of the run. The pack was released.
We are offThe trail beckonsDisregard these signsTrail this wayFollow the SharkNot sure about this oneKing Shit leaps over logsBeer in the Rear expertly jumps over the obstaclesTake the logShoes stay dry!Beavers near byDefinitely this wayRashy catching StoolieOn trailAbsolutely no chance of falling in?Dry shoes!Hot Quicky chasing Snow BlowerCatching up to Slippy ThongClimbingRestingOff to higher groundLine of hashersViewpointZen GardenMeditation?What else could we do here?High traversePlaygroundDownhillGreat suspension
Eventually, the trail ended at the starting parking lot. A fine selection of suitable beverages was on offer.
The pack got their chairs and refreshments together and prepared for the outside down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Strap On Crampon volunteered to the the Religious Advisor. She assembled her material and conferred with others to come out with a program.
Notes for the down down’s.
Insane Bolt and Dastardly prepared the refreshments as we got ready for the down down’s.
Tragedy stuck as a moment of inattention created a spilled beer. So sad to see this type of problem prior to the down down’s. OPP was sad but was able to find a suitable replacement. To add insult to injury, Scoobie managed to spill additional beer while getting a picture of the crime.
InjuryInsult
Enough distraction, the down down’s were called to order. A choir of Booty Camp and Skewbic Hair were selected. They sang themselves a song and handed off the photographer duties to Mucky Dip.
How would you like my finger in your beer?
The hares were called up and thanked for their outstanding trail.
We are the greatest!Down Down for the haresRashy milestoneInsane Bolt for round disk crimesHardly – the cup matches the shirtHash Shit transferUnhappy with hash shitDown Down goodShort custody – off to PMS for parking skillsHappy Hot Quicky, not so happy PMSLazy Cummer was called out….King Shit and Rashy BushOPP – Alcohol abuseShakesbeer – Shoe dryingMucky Dip and Just Colin – Moose Sighting
Apparently, on trail, the walkers were being stalked by a large animal. No interest in the hashers by the moose. Mucky Dip took the picture!
We might die here?No interest…..
Apparently, Skewbic Hair made the mistake of touching the Hat Shit. The group was aghast at this oversite, and Scoobie paid the price. He even chose to drink out of the hat…. Much cleaner now!
HmmmmLooks like it would hold beerIf it fits, wear it!Yummy!
With all the material delivered, it was time to thank our RA for a fine job of conducting the down down ceremony. With a quick down down, we were declared “on the piss”.
A fine job of being Religious Advisor – Strap On Crampon
Will done in the parking lot, there was some discussion of a “follow on” at the Wild Rose Brewery! A fine evening was had by one and all.
Closing time at Wild Rose Brewery!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was somewhere between 5 and 7 km’s depending on how much short cutting or false trails were enjoyed! Great trail!
Hash Extra
Lots of pictures were taken on trail. Here are a few more that were shared by the keen photographers.
St. Patrick’s Day is a time to celebrate. Everything Irish and everything green. Thankfully, our hares were on top of the cause and made the effort to select and Irish themed pub to host the event, and encourage green attire be worn for the run.
The group assembled at Murdoch’s in the light of the early evening, thanks to Daylight Savings Time!
Picture this in the late winter
The pack was called to circle up by Insane Bolt and congregated in the parking lot close to the pub.
With the St. Patrick’s Day spirit, there were some special treats for the pack to enjoy. Artfully created Jello shots in appropriate colours!
Very greenArt in a cupTasty!Circle upWhy are we waiting?BacchanalJust JenTwistyHardlySnevilOPPBeer in the RearDastardlyRashy BushOn In and PyroKing Shit and VinnieStool StufferStrap On Crampon and Liquor LotsRoaring Nancy and Slow ClapLazy CummerCamshaft and Hump the SharkSnow BlowerAbandoned PussyOPP and Hot QuickieShakes BeerDaisy DukeHot Cheeks, AP and Mmmm Lady Fingers
Insane Bolt ran the circle, working through announcements and introductions. The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks for the run.
We have marks!They look like this.
The pack was released to find the marks and enjoy the trail.
The Trail
Off went the pack into local neighbourhoods of Glendale, Killarney and Glenbrook.
Is that weather over there?
Camshaft looking for trailInsane BoltFound on TrailRoaring with intentSnow Blower from his best sideShe is hot and quickBeer in the Rear – getting there!Strap On at speed
Thankfully, parks were available for the pack to play in.
Park spotted
Potential accidentDoes not look like MexicoBacchanal know how this works
Spring Loaded playground toys are the best!
Through the streets and alleys the run unfolded, much to the pleasure of the runners and walkers!
Hardly thinking of MexicoRashyDaisy Duke and Stool Stuffer showing off
A long and challenging trail eventually ended up at the regroup, where this was much rejoicing and refreshments.
Never BeenWith Never BeenLazy CummerSnevil and Hot CheeksDaisy DukeCamshaftPyroInsane – Nice HatHump the SharkBacchanalSnevilKK
Girl Guide cookies were available courtesy of Huggy Bear and her supportive mother – Strap On Crampon.
I have lots of theseCookies and shamrocks?
After the regroup was done, it was off the the bar to settle in and start the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Murdoch’s Pub and Grill was well set up to handle the group. The pack settled in for food and beverages.
Lots of green here
The Religious Advisor duties were performed by the Hump the Shark. Choir of Liquor Lots and Hot Cheeks.
Hares – Slow Clap and Roaring NancyOPP againKing Shit Insane Bolt acting outMissed the regroupLucky LCJust JenRashy not in MexicoInsane Bolt practicing his counting
It was difficult to piece together the story with the pictures, but this is what you should find here:
Hares, for setting a fine trail. OPP for sending a runner to the Kayak for another Jello show. Daisy Duke was an archive. King Shit’s dog, Vinnie, apparently left a package in the parking lot. KK has special new shoes. Never Been and Just Francis were bashing. Dastardly for being a leprechaun with beer supply. Just Jen possible naming. Strap On dealing cookies. LC got lucky.
LC gets LuckyBacchanal with a special ToqueBashing without hashingKK tastes her new shoesDastardly – pot of gold
After all was done, the pack was declared “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair in absentia.
Trail Summary
A fine run of over 6 km’s was delivered the the willing group. Good use of the green colour to enjoy the day!
Hash Extra
The scribe was unfortunately unable to attend the run due to a skiing conflict in Whitefish Montana. Checking to see if it has the vibe for a new province.
Slow Clap has been instrumental in keeping the hash afloat with her volunteer spirit. Not only did she co-hare last weeks run, she agreed to set trail again. She recruited Roaring Nancy to assist, and a fine trail was delivered.
It was a cold, dark, wintery night. Not ideal for running but OK. Still lots of snow around and the roads and pathways were icy under the snow.
The group gathered at the Dorset Pub and Eatery in the SW intersection of 37 street and 17 avenue. Inside was warm and pleasant as we awaited the signal to venture outside into the cold and dark.
The DorsetPatio not invitingInside goodHashers minglingWaiting to goLots of bulky clothing
Insane Bolt declared it was time to go outside and form the circle. We filed out and found the parking lot of the recently abandoned 7-11 to start the circle.
No happy going outsideTrudge to the circleOver here somewhereCircle
We formed a circle in the cold and dark with very little in the way of street lighting to enlighten the group.
DastardlyStoolie and HardlyOn InRoaring Nancy and Karate ClitSlow Clap tastes the chalkSnow Blower and Liquor LotsPMS and Lazy CummerTwwisty and Booty CampHump the SharkCamshaft and Mmmm Lady FingersDastardly and Stoolie
Insane Bolt went through the formalities of the circle. Announcements and other important information was dispensed to the group. PMS has a milestone with 450 runs! The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks.
Slow Clap markingHere is another mark for youAll these marks are important if you wish to find the trailIt is all here!Roaring announcing that the regroup might me somewhere in the middle of the trail!
With the first mark pointed out, the pack was released!
The Trail
There was some level of confusion finding the initial marks. Some decoy marks had been placed near the beginning to toy with the hash. Much running around before, eventually, we found the true trail.
Nice onesie Slow ClapTrail goes this way
There was much to take in on the architects tour. The C-Trail station is underground, and seemed like a popular warming location for the unhoused.
Not a UFO landing padConcrete ArtWarm here
Through the streets and the alleys, we emerged to challenge the walk signals at the C-Trail crossing.
Speed bumpWait for the signal
Safely across Bow Trail, we ended up close the the Shaganappi Golf Course. Explored the new high density developments, then over the pedestrian bridge to a very hilly part of town.
New row housesOverpass
City View
Thankfully, a Beverage Near mark was observed. This is normally a good thing, however, the distance between this mark and the actual regroup was longer than you would think! More marks encouraged us to carry on until we were treated to a warm garage with a regroup.
We were thankful for the heater to defrost our glasses as we enjoyed refreshments in a warm environment. There was much rejoicing!
Happy hashersNot freezingWe are number 1StoolieBooty CampSlow BlowerTwisty flashes us her tan lines, courtesy of Mexico
Regroup complete, it was now time to make it back to the pub. Even through it was 1.8 km or so, it seemed much longer due to the cold and the dark. The playgrounds were not well played with, as getting back to somewhere warm seemed to be the priority.
Insane Bolt is there somewhere
Back to the pub, we got settled in prior to the start of the down down’s.
Long tableI think that is a positive sign!
Beer and food were ordered and the group settled in.
Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor. He chose a choir of Liquor Lots and Karate Klit to lead us in song.
Hump the Shark – ReadyLL and KC – Choir
The hares were acknowledged as well as a number of crimes and offences.
Hares – Slow Clap and Roaring NancyLazy Cummer and Snow BlowerOn InLazy Cummer again!Insane BoltHardly and Twisty – Mexico was so last week!Roaring and Slow ClapScoobieInsane Bolt – Hash Shit recipient?
PMS has achieved 450 runs. A tremendous milestone for her to have achieved such an accomplishment!
PMS ready450 runs!How good it is!
Hump the Shark was rewarded for his great program before we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fantastic trail with over 7 kms of distance covered. Your trail distance will reflect the number of check backs you explored or short cuts your took.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
