Hare : Tighty Whitey
Where: Dreary and Mum’s Spaceport
Religious Advisor: Tighty Whitey
Attendance: 11
Down down beers / orange food group were provided. No BBQ Wookie tho’… because it’s always Chewy
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1974 – Water Sports
Hares : Hump the Shark
Where: Bonasera Pub, 1204 Edmonton Trail NE
Religious Advisors: Fat Tuesday & Pussy Galore
Attendance: 32
Hump the Shark’s nickname has nothing whatsoever to do with a best selling novel that was published the year he was born.
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1973 – 45 Years of Booty
Hares : Booty Camp and man servant Snow Blower
Where: UpperDeck Public House, 201 – 1104 6th Ave SW
Religious Advisor: King Shit
Attendance: 41
Guess who was born in 1973?
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1972 – The Fifties are Finished
Hare : Roaring Nancy
Where: Billy’s Pub
Religious Advisor: Tighty Whitey
Attendance: 17
Celebrating the end of Roaring Nancy’s Fifties – this was it, the LAST day, EVER in his 50’s!
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1971 – The 47 Year Old Woody
Hare : Pull My Woody
Where: West Hillhurst Community Arena, 1940 – 6 Ave NW
Religious Advisor: Fat Tuesday
Attendance: 40
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1970 – Easter Hang Over Mad Hatter Run
Hares : Hot Cheeks, Strap On Crampon
Where: Stetson Pub, 10002 Macleod Trail SE
Religious Advisor: King Shit
Attendance: 29
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1969 – This Run, Sucks!
Hare : Sucks Everything
Where: Dog & Duck
Religious Advisor: Hardly
Attendance: 37
Sucks Everything celebrates his 500th run AND the year of his birth
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1968 – Deportation Run
Hares : Granny Panties, with live haring by Slit Digger and Lying Sack of Shit
Where: Joyce on 4th
Religious Advisor: Dastardly
Attendance: 29
Slit Digger and Jiffy Lube are being deported back to their native US of A. Let’s kick ’em out hasher style!
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1967 – Shake your Shamrocks
Hares : Tommy Two Fingers, Barber of Brazil, Park Whore and Pussy Galore
Where: Paddy’s Brewhouse and Barbeque, 3610 Burnsland Road SE
Religious Advisor:
Attendance: 22
Banish the snakes, catch a leprechaun, drink beer!
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1966 – Live Long and Prosper – A Vulcan salute to Star Trek and the mini skirt
Hares : Hung Loose, Stool Stuffer, Rashy Bush, Men-O-Pause and any other fortunate souls to be born in 1966!
Where: Thirsty Turtle Bar & Grill
Religious Advisor: Tighty Whitey
Attendance: 42 of course!
Booty Camp Balances a Bone Biscuit on her Beak
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