With all the planning and fanfare around the recent Run 2400 weekend, it was challenging to find a hare so set the regular Monday. Thankfully, Hot Quicky agreed to set trail in the SW community of Somerset. This community is rich with neighbourhood trails and parks! So many playgrounds to keep the pack entertained.
We began our run from a neighbourhood. With the modern neighbourhood design, this implies one sidewalk and limited street parking. Nevertheless, the group was able to find all the available parking they needed, and set themselves up in the back yard in preparation for the run.
Getting ready for the Run
PMS called the circle to order and we went through the formalities of announcements and introductions.
Slippy ThongTwistyDaisy DukeHardlyBlue BallsStool StufferRashy BushHump the SharkShakesbeerOn InCamshaftHot CheeksLiquor LotsBeer in the RearNew Boot – ColinKing ShitSlow ClapBooty CampHot QuickyMmmmm Lady Fingers
PMS called the hare into the circle to tell us about the trail.
Hare! Tell us what we need to know!I have chalkI will make the marksHere your go!
With the marks described, Hot Quicky directed us out to the street and pointed the direction of the marks. The pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Off along the street until we found a neighbourhood pathway leading off into a lush green corridor. Marks were found and the pack called out.
Looking for marksBeer in the Rear looking after the dogsHot Quicky monitors progressLooks like a parkKing Shit readySlide completedSo many hills!The front is where you drive, the back is where your run.Ready to playOK, I can do thisSooo much fun!I am done with this….Slide onOff to the next parkMarks in the dirtAttach the parkShould be funFantastic!LL Hump the SharkHmmm…. good idea?Where is the next park?Very small sideSomething being expelledHappy not to be stuck in there
More pathways, streets and sidewalks eventually lead to the end. Refreshments and down down’s in the back yard.
The quiet before the arrival of the rest of the hashers
Down Down’s
The pack gathered and got settled in for the down down’s. Chairs appeared and a social circle formed.
Beverages were prepared and Hump the Shark assembled his material for the closing ceremony.
RA – Hump the SharkChoir – Liquor Lots and OPP
Hump the Shark delivered his list of crimes, accusations and rewards.
Hot Quicky – HareSlippy Thong was foundSomething with ice creamShakesbeer is his fashion senseSeems like I left this somewhereYes you can drink beer from this!Lady FingersNew Boot – ColinBlue Balls – finished first!Hot Quicky – presented with chalk found on trail
Seems like we had an milestone run. King Shit has achieved 1700 runs. He was rewarded with a special beverage once he had done justice to the half yard.
ReadySlow and steadyWait for the waveThis will be much appreciatedBooty CampStool StufferBeer in the RearScoobie and Slow Clap – racingSurvivors of the weekend – multiple events
Eventually, Hump the Shark ran out of material and we were declared “on the piss”.
On the Piss
Scribed by “Skewbic Hair”.
Trail Summary
The run of over 5 km was great! Lots of territory we had not been to. Great trail set by Hot Quicky.
Hash Extra
Some hashers found some unusual items on trail, including a wind up car and a glacier erratic.
With 24 hours of hashing promoted to mark the 2400 run on May 24, 2024, this run had had a quite a build up.
This Saturday afternoon run was event 5 of the weekend program, preceded by:
TGIF (Thank Goodness It’s Friday)
Sitting Hash
Dark Side of the Moon Hash
Rocky Mountain Hash
For this run, the group has a Rocky Mountain Hash Run warm up in the morning to prepared for Run 2400
The group gathered at the Blue Heron picnic area at the North Glenmore Park, after enjoying a Subway Sandwich lunch post Rocky Mountain Run.
Yummy lunch pre run
PMS summoned the group up the stairs to the parking lot to conduct the circle.
Circle up – up the stairsPMS – centre of attention
PMS went through the formalities of announcements, visitors, archives and introductions.
Insane BoltLoftyRashy BushSnow Blower and Booty CampKing ShitDouble PenetrationHump the SharkBackwashStool StufferHardlyShakesbeerMenage-a-TroisLiquor QuickerCamshaftMucky DipPyroOn InTwistySuck EverythingSlow ClapBump and GrindMmmmm Lady FingersSpring LoadedHot CheeksTommy Two FingersSnevilDastardlyLiquor Lots
Dark Side of the Moon and Bubble Boy
Charclittery Board and Weenie Roast
Daisy Duke
PMS called the hares into the circle to describe the marks we have for the trail.
The pack was released to find the marks showing true trail.
The Trail
Off we went to find trail. Some marks were found and we were off. Thankfully, we were spared the bushwhacking and climbing associated with the steep slopes around the reservoir.
The pack is released
Leisurely startOff we goDon’t think this is our arrowSnevil points the wayWe have marks on the sidewalks
Off through the wilds of Lakeview. We passed though parks and observed others having fun!
Fun times at the playgroundOthers having funBump and Grind on the spongy ground
Finding the marks that lead us through the myriad of walkways before us.
Trudging cross countryStoolie is committedLeisurely pathway strollBall handlingRelievingSnow BlowerDouble PenetrationWR and CBBubble BoyMaking progressBeer somewhereFeeling much betterStool StufferTTFShakesbeerDPHardlyHump the SharkSkewbic HairSnow BlowerRashy and MuckyTTF declares victoryHardly on trailHump the Shark sprintingHigh speed walk to the endGetting closeYes, that does say On In
The On In mark was found and we were directed back to the picnic site for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Back at the picnic site, we prepared for the down down ceremony. The Religious Advisor, Skewbic Hair, gathered the necessary material for the down downs. In the absence of facts, stories were made up to ensure that everyone was happy. A choir was assembled of Weenie Roast, Princess Monkey Spanker and Hardly.
Down the stairsScoobie and the choir
Down down’s for the hares to start. Subsequent crimes and offences, and a special milestone. Many down downs related to the multiple hash shits.
Down Down for the choirThe Hares!LoftyReal Estate walkersAccused of pissing on trailCelebrating a Saskatoon connection
The hash shit parade began. Those that carried the hash shit on trail were eligible to get rid of it. Sadly, Weenie Roast’s hat shit magically appeared “after” the run. In spite of his protests, he maintained custody. Spring Loaded performed some sort of ritual dance which was enlightening,
Spring Loaded test the beer protection factor of the Hat ShitWalk around the Hat ShitSpring Loaded deems the Hat Shit — goodI likely have more to say!Hash Shits assembleI love this awardKing Shit for Tool Shed tastingSpring loaded for many thingShort cutters – we missed them!Happy to be here!
After enough shenanigans, the ceremony was declared done and “on the piss”. Drinking and chatting until the food truck arrived with a sumptuous dinner.
On the Piss
We tried to amuse ourselves prior to the arrival of the food truck. I not sure of the meaning or symbolism of some of these pictures, but you can judge for yourselves.
Yes I am having fun!Run injury hereSo cute!Gravity testViewBeaverHappy HashersMore HashersViewFood Truck spotting
Trail Summary
The epic trail was somewhere between 5 and 6 km. Excellent celebration run!
Setting trail on the May long weekend is challenging. For some reason, some think this is the time to go camping or cycle the Golden Triangle. Some of us even chose to be out of province for the run, as such, I rely on others for the good dirt on the run.
The Run Number of 2401 was intentionally selected to not jeopardize the pre arranged Run 2400 happening on May 24, 2025. I am sure the hash run accountants will be totally fine with this.
Pearce Estate Park was the location for the start of the run. Lying Sack of Shit volunteered to hare the run. All was looking good for an epic trail.
Apparently there was some rain to deal with, but that did not interfere with LSOS setting trail. The pack arrived in good order and got organized in something that looks like a circle.
A good turn out of 21 hashers were getting ready to experience the trail that Lying Sack of Shit had planned for the group.
Booty CampMmmmmm Lady FingersHot CheeksShakesbeerSnow BlowerPrincess Monkey SpankerSlow Clap and Beer in the RearLazy CummerLiquor LotsKarate KlitHardly and TwistyOn InHash Test DummyTighty WhiteyDastardlyLying Sack of ShitKing Shit
Hot Quickie – Photographer (archive shot)
PMS ran the circle. After extensive announcements and introductions, the hare, Lying Sack of Shit, was called into the circle to explain the marks.
LSOS looking for chalkSome of the marks look like this
Here are more marks to confuse you
It would appear that LSOS wanted to make this difficulted for the group. I see regular marks, plus back checks with numbers. Musical notes and “WASTED” probably have their own story.
The pack was released to find the true trail, or at least the marks that survived the rain.
The Trail
Off from the parking lot, the pack branched out to find marks indicating that they were on the true trail. Much confusion was present as apparently the hare was doing a fine job of marking trail after the pack had moved on.
LL leading Lazy Cummer astrayBeer in the RearPMS catching upLL with intentSlow ClapLeaning into the cornerLL looking for clues on where the trail goes from LSOSHot Quickie and Beer in the RearLook at those doggies goLC with a shoe washing opportunity
Careful with the railway crossings
The walkers had a great experience with some game paying. Not sure who won the Rock Paper Scissors championship.
Walking groupBridge selfieView of the city
RPS with Camshaft and Booty Camp
Perhaps Booty Camp was not the willer of RPS
The trail continued until the regroup was discovered. Apparently the tour included the sights and sounds of Inglewood, coming very close to Cold Garden.
At the regroup, all were happy with the selection of fine beverages available for the pack. The group got set up for parking lot down down’s
Magic table with one legThis was a popular non beer
The Down Down’s
On In was appointed the Religious Advisor (RA) for the closing ceremonies. I am sure that it was an epic event that will be understood by those that were there by the limited number if pictures I have to work with.
The choir of Hot Cheeks and PMS were in control of the tempo of the ceremony.
On In as RA. ChoirLocal feature
Some of the highlights of the down down’s include:
Liquor Lots was invited to wear her Race Shit inside out. Apparently Shakesbeer had some sort of a race flag. Twisted Sister, Dastardly and Tighty Whitey were call out for being short cutting walkers. Perhaps even crashed Sucks Everything’s residence. Snow Blower had a milestone run – 269. Some recognition of the cut throat Rock, Paper Scissors events on trail.
Dastardly knows about the train crossing problemLL tries to correct a racist dressing problemNice socksShakesbeer trying to fix something?PMS guards the coolerLC has another pair of socks just like this!Nice socks – Tighty WhiteyMatching
In the absence of evidence, I would imaging that the down down’s were outstanding, the group was happy, and On In declared the group “on the piss”.
Trail Summary
Looks like a solid 6 km of trail were delivered and enjoyed. I think the rain was just for dust control as the down down’s in the parking lot seemed to happen. Great trail by Lying Sack of Shit.
With Mother’s Day celebrations in hand, who would be better to set trail than two enthusiastic harrierettes, who also are mothers. The plan was to set the mother of all trails. Not to be missed and not to be taken lightly.
Please come and run our trailClean shoes guaranteed!
Princess Monkey Spanker (PMS) and Strap On Crampon set the trail from Rip’s Pub & Eatery in Millrise SW. Close proximity of Fish Creek Provincial Park and all manners of elevation changes, mud, dirt ,trees animals an, of course, Fish Creek!
Rip’s Pub claim to be very supportive of the Saskatchewan Rough Riders football team. I hope they do not check for Saskatchewan credentials at the door. Cheap beer and food deals are why we run, and they had both!
A fine venue
The weather was threatening, with rain in the forecast. Nothing to scare away the 21 hashers that showed up for the trail.
The group assembled outside in the parking lot anticipating the “mother” of all runs. Insane Bolt ran the circle as the group prepared for the run.
Circle Up
Looks like we had a archive and offspring of Menage-a-Trois, Ginger Stripe, who travelled from Ireland to run the trail.
Hump the SharkOPPPMSShakesbeer version 1On InPyroHardlyBlueballsKing ShitStrutting Strap OnAre we not cute!Menage and Hot CheeksKarate ClitLiquor LotsShakesbeer version 2DastardlyStrap OnTwisty and Stool StufferGinger Stripe and Menage-a-Trois
With the announcements and introductions complete, it was time to have the hares introduce the trail and the marks they have used to set the trail.
Hares!Flagging this colourPay attentionThis is what you are looking for!
With the trail described, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
The trail headed West toward Shawnee Slopes neighbourhood. Recollections of the people that bought houses here on the golf course, only to have the golf course redeveloped into more properties! Not all were happy with this.
Street crossingWaiting patientlySuburban landscapePMS on trailThese fences are a great place for flaggingPlaygroundFun over here!LL climbingUp these stepsEasySwinger
More trail awaits for those that can find the marks. Eventually, the urban trail dropped into Fish Creek where fun was to be had by one and all.
Such fools – another check backStreet crossingWhere is the creek!Hot Quickie smiling for the photographerBlue Balls with intentPMS happy that all the check backs are workingKS following HardlyAmbitious runnersKK leading the packHardly knows the wayStool Stuffer leading KK
Fish Creek over there
Excellent marks I have put hereDownhill!Hashers like lemmings Hot Quickie leapsAnother excellent markHump the SharkTranquil pond
The pathway lead to the C-Train bridge over Fish Creek. What a great spot for a creek crossing?
C-Trail bridge
Stoolie catching upAnother excellent mark I have providedHot Quickie asking Hump to please drop here phoneNot that cold! No ice!My shark socks in their element
Of course, no good creek crossing goes unrewarded. Yes, you need to get back to the other side!
Such a great experienceNo enough stepping stones…My shoes have never been so clean!
The trail lead toward St. Mary’s University which offered some uphill and viewpoints.
Uphill againShakesbeer practicing his dance movesKK practicing here welcoming greetingsArt shotViewpoint
A view of the regroup gave the pack hope that his would all be over soon!
Finally, a sighting of the regroup location
The pack stumbled in to enjoy the beverages available at the regroup.
I won the HashBest trail ever!This is really tastyNumber 1 trailWe hares did a fantastic jobMy tongue fits nicely into these small glassesThis is the second best trail I have ever run!
Eventually, all the hashers arrived and started complaining about being cold. Back to the bar to warm up and have the down down’s.
Nice and warmCheap beer – my favouriteBest trail everBest beer deal ever!Suspect that are talking about something Irish
As the pack got settled in, food and drink was ordered at the group seemed happy!
Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He organized his program and prepared for the closing ceremonies.
Down Down beerReady for action!
Hump the Shark appointed Stoolie and Skewbic Hair as choir. They sang themselves a song, and handed off the photographer duties to Ginger Stripe.
ChoirPhotographer
Hump the Shark went through his list of down down’s. The hares, hash shit, various crimes and other made up actions.
HaresArchive – Ginger StripeHash Shit for Hump the SharkTwistyShakesbeer – water safety is importantOPPMenage examines the Hash ShitBlue BallsChoir doing an excellent jobKing ShitWhy am I here?I like this jacket!Real Estate might have a future!On InGot the walkers lost…On the Piss
Once we had run out of material, we were declared “on the piss” by Hump the Shark.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of 6 – 7 km’s. Fish Creek does not disappoint. Excellent work by PMS and Strap On crampon. One of the best trails I have never run.
Hash Extra
Unfortunately, your scribe was conflicted with a golfing appointment at the Lorrette course at Kananaskis. Even though the weather forecast called for snow, rain and cold, a fine round as the course was empty and there was no rain or snow. Something looking like sun appeared!
Those wimps scared away by a mere weather forecast!
With the warmer weather there is not shortage of celebrations. It seems like you celebrate May the Forth Be With You, then the next day it is Cinco de Mayo.
A monumental day in history May 5 is a celebration of Mexico’s victory over the Second French Empire at the Battle of Puebla in 1862, led by General Ignacio Zaragoza. As Canada is all inclusive, nothing wrong with pretending to be Mexican and drink Corona and Tequila.
Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail in the fancy neighbourhoods of Elboya, Britannia and Elbow Park in the SW. Lots of up and down with the river valley through these neighbourhoods.
After some confusion over which parking lot was the right one to park, the pack assembled outside near the swimming pool area. Something looking like a circle started to form and we got busy with our program.
We had visitors, archives and new boots! A good turn out of 25 in great weather. We went through the formalities of introductions and announcements prior to hearing from the hare on what the trail would look like this evening.
Archive – PullitLazy CummerLiquor LotsSlow ClapPrincess Monkey SpankerVeggie WankerHardlyTwistyStool StufferHot Cheeks and Menage-a-troisHump the SharkDastardlyKing ShitPyroKarate Klit posing with Va JJLicker QuickerShakesbeerLying Sack of ShitInsane BoltTighty Whitey
Visitors and New Boot – Mike Hunt and Just Ruth
Eventually, it was the hare to tell us about the trail that had been set for our running enjoyment. The “on” mark was the number 5, honouring the celebration day. A variety of other marks were described as well as pink flagging.
Here are the marksMake sure you find TREX
Some of the mark were cryptic while others were what we had seen before. What we were not told of was the multiple parks that were on this trail. Ample play time.
The pack was released and pointed in the direction of the parkland which surrounded the start.
The Trail
Stanley Park is a busy place. There were many activities we had to navigate as we looked for true trail. Eventually, the fast runners found what we were looking for.
Pack is offAcross this field!
Parks appeared and playing happened. The swingers and the climbers found their favourite pieces of equipment and engaged.
Hump the Shark prefers the swingsJust Ruth having a lookMike HuntClimbersFalling not a good optionVeggie Wanker trying to escapeEnough of this…..
Off to find the trail in the hilly neighbourhoods with streets, sidewalks and back alleys.
Shakesbeer on trailAnnoying bright glowing object
Uphill both ways!
Another ParkTeetering and totteringLL readyHands UpNot as fast as I would have likedWhere is the next playground?Liquor QuickerHump the SharkMike Hunt
Hump the Shark on trail
More swingingMike Hunt on the slideNo problemEnough fun – move on…BritanniaHigh trailLooking for trailNot over this bridgeRiverdaleSomething in bloomT-Rex foundView of the city from Britannia Under Elbow DriveElbow RiverSlow Clap over the riverRideau BridgeAnother fresh parkLL has this oneWay fasterSliding championAnti-gravity harrierettesUphillPath along the topScoobie on trail!Hump hanging aroundInsane Bolt flyingView of the Elbow riverBacchanal with a found swingLC and PMS go for a ride!
Eventually, we came across the “HH” marks, which stood for Hash Hold. Mexican treats and some Mexican beer were had by those that got there first! Much happiness and celebration of knowing that we were near the end of the trail and close to the regroup.
Here we are at the HHBacchanal enjoying here thimble of beer!
From the hash hold, it was off to the parking lot for the regroup.
Regroup
Post regroup, we reconvened in the park to set up for outdoor down down’s.
Why are we waitingDown down’s soon
There were some snacks and refreshments that were enjoyed as we prepared for the closing ceremonies.
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the self appointed Religious Advisor (RA). He canvassed the group to come up with suitable material for the down down’s. Usual lies and accusations. Dastardly prepared the beverages.
Hump the Shark – RAReady to Go
A choir of Hardly and Twisty was selected and the program started. The choir sang themselves a song and prepared for the forthcoming program.
Choir – Matching attire
Shakesbeer – HareRoaring Nancy – Bashing without hashingLSOS ready for winterKarate Clit stands on one legLC and PMSMexican themed!Pullit and Liquor QuickerMike HuntJust RuthLL modelling her post run keep warm clothingBacchanal sporting a warm outfitSlow Clap sporting a blanketScoobie rewarded for his special chairPMS – substitute photographerScoobie and Hump have a chatScoobie poses for the picturesPMS not the photographer any moreInsane Bolt reads to the group
After all this is over, Hump the Shark declares the group to be “on the piss”.
On the Piss
To carry on the spirt of Cinco de Mayo, the post down down celebrations were held at a local pub featuring Mexican beer. A fun time was had until the closed down the restaurant as we arrived very close to that time.
Cinco de Mayo!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The run ended up being somewhere between 7 and 9 km’s. Great trail set by Shakesbeer!
Hash Extra
Shakesbeer is very happy with his selfie stick. As such, he has provided evidence that he can take pictures of himself with sometimes other in the frame! You can never have too many pictures of the fun you are having….
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
