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Run 2438 – Happy New Beer!

December 29, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Daisy Duke and Tighty Whitey

Location: Good Cheer Brewing

1220 20 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 1M8

https://maps.app.goo.gl/4rq42bBXW7yAHVeZ8

RA: Mr. PeeeeeNut

Attendance: 26

A view of the city!

The Beginning

What a privilege it is to set the last trail of the year! What a great way to celebrate the opening of a new craft brewery! The Good Cheer Brewing enabled us to sample some new beer for the tail end of the old year!

The Good Cheer Brewing occupies the space formerly used by the Evil Corporation Brewing Company, which was known to the hashers. The new owners have reinvented the space with a 1600’s theme “order of good cheer” . Think Samuel de Champlain and his pals in Quebec and you are on the right track.

We look forward to their south facing patio as the weather gets warmer.

Inside, those that were there early were treated to a brewery tour by the owner Nathan. The balance of the pack wandered in an looked over the goodies they had on offer to be enjoyed after the run.

Camshaft called the group outside to form a circle. Bright parking lot lights created some photographic challenges.

The weather was good as a chinook had blow in. Above freezing temperatures made for slippy and sloppy underfoot.

Missing a couple of pictures, including Tighty Whitey and Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Slippy Thong.

Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions.

Camshaft is the centre of attention as he runs the circle

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the run.

With the trail described, the park was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

Off out of the parking lot in all directions. False trails galore were discovered and eventually the true trail marks were found.

Through the alleys, streets and sidewalks we continued on trying to find the illusive marks. The hare was helpful in keeping us going in the right direction.

Those that chose the eagle trail were off to the cemetery and Reader Rock Garden to catch some city views.

Daisy shows the way. Yes, these are the steps you must climb

Liquor Lots and Lying Sack of Shit attempt a selfie

Back to the brewery to get set up for the down down’s

The Down Down’s

Mr. PeeeeNut volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He diligently prepared his program and the beers were organized.

Fine down down beer waiting to be consumed

Mr. PeeeeeNut started off with the hares and proceeded to reword and punish those selected.

Slow Clap and Slippy Thong – shoelace issues

Mr. PeeeeeNut declares the pack to be “on the piss”

The down down’s now complete, the pack was declared “on the piss”. The group settled down to enjoy the balance of the evening.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Given the excellent marks to be found, and the complication of an eagle/turkey split, the run distance was variable depending of your experience. Some say it was close to 7 km in distance, but your actual distance may vary. A fine trail through the wilds of Ramsay SE was enjoyed by the pack.

Others may have run different distances….

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Run 2437 – Boxing Day Boxer Shorts Run

December 26, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Hardly and Twisty

Location: Hardly and Twisty Place

104 Bermuda Way NW, Calgary, AB T3K 1G9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/QbDMYs8TW9dg2joX6

RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 10

Wear your Boxing Shorts!

The Beginning

As Christmas is not hectic enough, it is always a good plan to have a run on Boxing Day, December 26. As society wakes up to hit the malls for the Boxing Day sales, the hash prepares for the traditional afternoon run to celebrate the occasion.

Wear your boxing shorts or a wrapped cardboard box and you have what you need for the run.

Hardly and Twisty volunteered to set trail and host the run. The afternoon was cool but sunny. Not much temperature, but not the polar vortex either.

The group arrived at the Hardly Twisty house to prepare for the run. As the afternoon is difficult for some, there were some tardy hashers who missed the circle and start. More on that later!

Thankfully, there were hashers who had the presence of mind to take pictures in the absence of the hash photographer and scribe, who was late to the party.

The circle was called and the intrepid hashers marched down the front stairs to circle up across the street at Dirty Dancer’s driveway.

The circle was conducted by someone present, and the hares were called into the circle.

With the marks explained, the pack was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

Off through the snowy neighbourhoods to find the marks. The blue chalk marks were located and the trail was ran. A sufficient number of check backs were also found on trail to heighten the trail experience.

The trail reached the end, and the group assembled in the nice heated garage of Dirty Dancers to go through the down downs.

The Down Downs

The warm garage location was much appreciated. There was refreshments and food. Hardly and Twisty did a fine job of handling the crowd.

This is the point where the late comers, Scoobie and King Shit found the balance of the pack. All was well and there was much rejoicing.

The group got settled and enjoyed the fine food and goodies.

Tighty Whitey was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon. Tighty has fond memories of being named at such an event at the defunct Len’s Den pub in the Ambassador Motel. Apparently the boxing shorts theme was interpreted as the underwear he had on. Fact or fiction, it was the motivation for or RA to share his namesake wardrobe.

TW went through his program of honouring those that set up the trail, as well as other stories that required a down down.

With the down down’s complete, Tighty Whitey declared the group to be “on the piss”.

A fine boxing day event and thanks to all that made it happen.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

In the absence of any gadget data, here is an approximation of the 4 km trail that was enjoyed by the group.

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Run 2436 – Holy Sleighbells It’s a Christmas Tu Tu

December 22, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Abandoned Pussy and Strap On Crampon

Location: Stonegate Pub

7640 Fairmount Dr SE, Calgary, AB T2H 0X9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/PjxNbEyYwxnK6yb18

RA: Booty Camp and Twisty

Attendance: 15

Christmas Lights Everywhere!

The Beginning

With Christmas fast approaching, time to sneak in another hash run before the big day. Thankfully Abandoned Pussy and Strap On Crampon volunteered to set trail on a frigid evening in December, and one of the shortest days of the year.

They selected the neighbourhood of Fairview SE to set trail, and selected the fashionable Stonegate Pub as the starting location. This may become a new Hash favourite sporting $5.00 pints and chicken wing specials on Monday nights! Tucked away in a non-descript 1950’s strip mall, adjacent to the bowling alley, a hidden gem in the neighbourhood!

It was a cold evening, with temperatures in the -20 C range + wind chill. The heating system repair truck and the guys on the roof may have been a signal of the heating problem in the pub.

Not to be discouraged, we were fine with our full on winter costume in anticipation of the cold temperatures. Tu Tu’s were present.

The hashers were outfitted with the right gear to survive the run. Pre circle pictures show off some of the weather protection choices.

The stand in Hashmaster, Skewbic Hair, called the group outside to circle up!

It was time for the hares to come into the circle to describe the marks they have set for a fine trail.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

From the front of the pub, we headed off into the dark of the evening until true trail was found. Marks on the lamp posts lead the way into the depths of the Fairview neighbourhood.

Like a mirage on the horizon, the regroup vehicle was spotted. A fine selection of hot chocolate and unfrozen beer.

A short walk away, the pub as found and we went inside to warm up!

It was nice to be inside in the warmth preparing for the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

Booty Camp with assistance from Twisty were our Religious Advisor team. They prepared the program and secured refreshments for the down down’s.

Hardly volunteered to be the Christmas themed choir, digging up the song sheets with the sacred verses.

We had so much fun setting the trail for you all to enjoy! Lots of chalk used. Don’t follow the pink chalk as those are check backs (Who knew?)

Snow Blower and Hump the Shark – checkback masters

Stool Stuffer, Dastardly and Basher Slippy Thong

With the down down’s completed, Booty Camp declared us “on the piss”. The group continued to enjoy the mirth and merriment of the Stonegate Pub until it was time to head home.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

The Trail

A find trail of almost 5 km was enjoyed by the pack. Excellent trail setting by AP and Strap On Crampon. The playgrounds were fun and no-one died.

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Run 2435 – Getting Wet and Slippery with King Shit

December 15, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: King Shit

Location: Offside Pub & Eatery

2820 Centre St N, Calgary, AB T2E 2V8

https://maps.app.goo.gl/6jLXy7czrisFDZu18

RA: Cock Tale

Attendance: 22

Wet and Slippery Ice – My Favourite!

The Beginning

The variable weather in Calgary did not disappoint! From – 20C to +10C is a bit of a swing. The snow we had received was now melting into puddles and wet slippery ice. Perfect for a hash run.

Offside Pub & Eatery is an interesting place up Centre Street in the NW. Conveniently in King Shit’s neighbourhood, a great venue to set a trail from.

The pack arrived and waited in the pub for the run to start. Some of us that arrived fashionably late missed the inside part and went right to the circle that Camshaft has organized outside.

Camshaft getting the attention of the group

Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions, then called the hare into the circle.

The pack was released and stumbled off to find the marks and the slippery ice.

The Trail

Finding the initial marks proved difficult. Everything was wet and shiny. Hard to see the marks. Nevertheless, marks were found and the pack headed off to find the wet and slippery trail.

Shakesbeer and slow clap checking things out

At some point, Scoobie slipped on the ice and declared his run done. Limping to the regroup was his chosen course of action. Others continued and provided some pictures of the greatest trail I did not complete.

With regroup coordinates in hand, the sacred vehicle was spotted with suitable refreshments.

After we were done, it was back to the pub to get set up for the down down’s.

Food and drinks were acquired and the group patiently waited for the down down’s to begin.

The Down Down’s

The Religious Advisor for the evening was Cock Tale. His newfound enthusiasm for the group was rewarded with RA duties, coincident with his late arrival to the circle.

Cock Tale rekindled his RA skills and developed his program for the evening. Many tales were invented and he was ready to go. The beverages were ready and it was time to start.

Cock Tale selected the choir of Hump the Shark and Hardly, and they proceeded to sing themselves a song and enjoy a down down.

Scoobie for falling. KK stand in for Slippy Thong who got me to the regroup

Cock Tale completed his efforts and was rewarded with a down down. RA for next week will be Booty Camp!

The group settled into more socializing as the evening wound down.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The running trail was near 7 km. An excellent wet and slippery trail on a warm evening. King Shit did a great job of making that happen.

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Run 2434 – A Winter Hump

December 8, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Hump the Shark

Location: Penny Black Kitchen & Bar

11520 24 St SE, Calgary, AB T2Z 3V7

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xaYsgup6biQeW7Fn7

RA: Stool Stuffer

Attendance: 24

Christmas Lights Attract Hashers!

The Beginning

Another run in the middle deep south is always a good time. Those that live in the north get to experience busy roads, traffic and weather! However, what is important is that a trail was set by Hump the Shark in parts of town that we are getting to know better.

The neighbourhood of Douglas Glen SE is not normally a destination, unless you live there. Hump the Shark has the privilege of employment in the area, as such, he has been doing some reconnoitering for the benefit of the group.

The starting location of Penny Black’s Kitchen & Bar is been used by Hump before, so let’s give it another go and see if they like our business.

With relatively warm weather, the pack arrived at Penny Black’s and settled in for their pre-run preparations and socializing.

Word was given by the Hashmaster to circle up outside, and the pack complied.

Not looking happy outside, but I am sure they are smiling inside

Camshaft went through the announcement and introductions, then Hump the Shark was welcome into the circle to describe the marks.

With the marks, you will find all you need to find!

With the instructions complete, it was time to release the hounds to spread out and find the marks. The walkers held back so they could make their own plans.

The Trail

Out from the parking lot, through some industrial sites, 24 Street SE into Douglas Glen neighbourhood. With a few checks to keep the pack confused, the trail continued following sidewalks until it spilled out into Fish Creek Park. Into Quarry Park, some playground opportunities were enjoyed.

A park appeared and there was much playing!

Apparently, the trail ended at the regroup where tasty beverages were enjoyed.

I suspect there was some parking lot regroup action prior to the pack returning to the pub for the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

The group settled into the pub to sort out seating, beer and food. It looks like a welcoming place for thirsty hashers!

Mmmm Lady Fingers tries her serious look for the camera!

The Religious Advisor for the evening appears to be Stool Stuffer. He created material to delivery to the supportive group. Choir looks like Lying Sack of Shit and Shakesbeer.

Stool Stuffer does the RA thing, with a choir of LSOS and Shakesbeer

Dastardly and PMS – looks like the new hash shit is being redistributed!

Looking like a beer makes me happy! People like beer, so they will like me!

Awards – Hot Cheeks (550), OPP (100) and Lazy Cummer (100)

Not exactly sure how this all went down as I was elsewhere and missed the celebrations. After down down’s completed, we were declared “on the piss”

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

It looks like 8 km of fine trail were enjoyed by the runners. A mixture of urban and parkland made for a great trail. Thank Hump the Shark for setting a fine trail, and he is welcome to set more trails in the near future!

Hash Extra

Skewbic Hair unfortunately had a conflict with some sort of ski camp at Mount Norquay. I can assure you that you were having much more fun than me.

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Run 2433 – Slippy in December

December 1, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Slippy Thong

Location: Kilt and Caber Ale House

53 High St SE, Calgary, AB T2Z 0N2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/RHAcYqMqUXSt9M5B9

RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 24

December starts excessive lighting season!

The Beginning

With crappy weather and other distractions, we are always pleased when someone volunteers to hare a trail. We can not thank Slippy Thong enough for setting the first trail in December 2025. As Slippy is a southern dweller, the perfect location is a deep southern neighbourhood with extensive pathways and Christmas lights.

The Kilt and Caber Ale house is the place to set the trail from. Surprisingly busy in the evening, but Slippy had made reservations for the group.

The runners arrived, found parking, and proceeded to the pub to get organized for the run.

The Kilt and Caber – just through those doors

The group was called outside to circle up. We managed to create an obstruction in front of the pub, in the waft of the cigarette smoke provided by some of pub clientele.

Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

The Hare, Slippy Thong, was called into the circle to describe the marks she had made for this evenings trail.

Slippy let the pack loose to find the marks of the true trail.

The Trail

Slippy was quite pleased to see the difficulty of finding the true trail. Check backs and much searching eventually revealed the first real marks. A bit of help from the hare was appreciated.

Eventually, we stumbled upon the marks indicating Beer Near. Like a mirage in the desert, the regroup vehicle appeared. Specialty of the evening ….. beer slushy.

There was much rejoicing as beverages were enjoyed. then back to the pub for the closing ceremonies.

The group took over the assigned tables and got down the serious business of eating and drinking.

The Down Down’s

Tighty Whitey volunteered to be Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.

A choir was selected of the senior members of the group. Whale Wanker, On In and (mistakenly) Scoobie were nominated as choir.

Tighty Whitey called up the hare and went through a series of accusations and offences.

Booty Camp saves the Hash Xmas event – Renovations behind in the Stoolie/Slippy world

Down Down for the RA (this week) and next weeks volunteer!

Tighty Whitey declared the group “on the piss”

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The trail ended up to be close to 7 km. Fine check backs provided extra distance for those who chose to find them. A great trail by Slippy Thong.

Hash Extra

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Monthly Archives: December 2025

Run 2438 – Happy New Beer!

The Beginning

The Trail

The Down Down’s

Trail Summary

Run 2437 – Boxing Day Boxer Shorts Run

The Beginning

The Trail

The Down Downs

Trail Summary

Run 2436 – Holy Sleighbells It’s a Christmas Tu Tu

The Beginning

The Trail

The Down Down’s

The Trail

Run 2435 – Getting Wet and Slippery with King Shit

The Beginning

The Trail

The Down Down’s

Trail Summary

Run 2434 – A Winter Hump

The Beginning

The Trail

The Down Down’s

Trail Summary

Hash Extra

Run 2433 – Slippy in December

The Beginning

The Trail

The Down Down’s

Trail Summary

Hash Extra

A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers