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Hares: King Shit

Location: Offside Pub & Eatery

2820 Centre St N, Calgary, AB T2E 2V8

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RA: Cock Tale

Attendance: 22

Wet and Slippery Ice – My Favourite!

The Beginning

The variable weather in Calgary did not disappoint! From – 20C to +10C is a bit of a swing. The snow we had received was now melting into puddles and wet slippery ice. Perfect for a hash run.

Offside Pub & Eatery is an interesting place up Centre Street in the NW. Conveniently in King Shit’s neighbourhood, a great venue to set a trail from.

The pack arrived and waited in the pub for the run to start. Some of us that arrived fashionably late missed the inside part and went right to the circle that Camshaft has organized outside.

Camshaft getting the attention of the group

Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions, then called the hare into the circle.

The pack was released and stumbled off to find the marks and the slippery ice.

The Trail

Finding the initial marks proved difficult. Everything was wet and shiny. Hard to see the marks. Nevertheless, marks were found and the pack headed off to find the wet and slippery trail.

Shakesbeer and slow clap checking things out

At some point, Scoobie slipped on the ice and declared his run done. Limping to the regroup was his chosen course of action. Others continued and provided some pictures of the greatest trail I did not complete.

With regroup coordinates in hand, the sacred vehicle was spotted with suitable refreshments.

After we were done, it was back to the pub to get set up for the down down’s.

Food and drinks were acquired and the group patiently waited for the down down’s to begin.

The Down Down’s

The Religious Advisor for the evening was Cock Tale. His newfound enthusiasm for the group was rewarded with RA duties, coincident with his late arrival to the circle.

Cock Tale rekindled his RA skills and developed his program for the evening. Many tales were invented and he was ready to go. The beverages were ready and it was time to start.

Cock Tale selected the choir of Hump the Shark and Hardly, and they proceeded to sing themselves a song and enjoy a down down.

Scoobie for falling. KK stand in for Slippy Thong who got me to the regroup

Cock Tale completed his efforts and was rewarded with a down down. RA for next week will be Booty Camp!

The group settled into more socializing as the evening wound down.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The running trail was near 7 km. An excellent wet and slippery trail on a warm evening. King Shit did a great job of making that happen.

Hares: Bacchanal and King Shit

Location: Citizen Brewing Company

227 35 Ave NE, Calgary, AB T2E 2K5

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RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 27

Multiple Hash Holds On This Fine Trail!

The Beginning

With spring in the air, King Shit and Bacchanal volunteered to set trail on this mid April day. The weather was good and the hares had planned a multi stop adventure to celebrate the day. The start point was Citizen Brewing Company, a location familiar to the group. As this was a A to B run. the down downs were at a local pub called Offside Pub and Eatery. Some chose to park in between the A and the B.

The pack assembled at Citizen Brewing, some enjoying a pre run refreshment.

Of interest, is that Citizen is next door to Pyro’s secret training centre. We now know how Pyro keeps in good shape!

PMS stepped in and sent us across the street to the customer parking lot to circle up. We had visitors, birthdays and a new boot, plus numerous versions of the hash shit available for distribution.

PMS called the hares into the circle to describe the marks. Bacchanal declared this to be a special day on the calendar, Cake and Cunnilingus Day (C&C Day) and that special treats would be available at the hash hold.

Bacchanal and King Shit give us a pep talk

Including viewpoint (VP) and trail treasures (TT)

There were multiple hash holds on the run promising some interesting experiences! As well, there was talk of five playgrounds for your playing pleasure.

We were directed to the first marks and the pack was released.

The Trail

Up the hill following marks that lead to a false trail. Around in circles through the alleys to eventually find true trail.

Shakesbeer with a trail treasure and a viewpoint

After taking in the view and inspecting the trail treasures, the pack was off to find a playground.

Playground 1 achieved – let the playing begin!

Off to find more trail and what lies beyond. Where are these hash holds that were promised!

The first hash hold was discovered. With cake and jello shots celebrating the days theme, Cake and Cunnilingus.

With our cake and jello treats done, off to find more trail, parks, and the next hash hold!

Slippy sizes us the climbing opportunity

Some neighbourhood features were discovered!

Hump the Shark discovered a trail treasure that made him very happy!

Hump would like to take this in for a tune up!

Another playground was found. Much playing happened.

Off we go to find more trail and playgrounds! How long is this trail anyway?

Thankfully, this last park was convenient to the regroup.

Off to the Offside Pub for the down down’s. Conveniently located near the regroup!

The group settled in and ordered drinks and snacks anticipating the start of the down down’s

The Down Down’s

The Offside was a bit crowded but they had what we needed. Hump the Shark assembled his material for the closing ceremonies. Down down beer was poured and Hump was ready to begin!