Abandoned Pussy decided it was time to abandon all hope. To do this, she conscripted some helpers to set a challenging downtown trail. Thanks to AP, Princess Monkey Spanker and Moleu Driver for haring the run from Bottlescrew Bill’s Pub.
Parking can be challenging at this venue, but it appears that the hashers sorted it out as the gathered on the patio preparing for the run to start.
Welcome to Bottlescrew BillsThis way in
The group mingled as they waited for the group to arrive.
Pyro and Mr. PeeeeeNut solving world problemsTighty Whitey looking apprehensiveCorrect spelling of the hash name
Eventually, it was declared time to circle up. Outside the pub we went to see if we could obstruct the adjacent sidewalk.
Forming some sort of a circle on the
Tighty WhiteyShakesbeerAbandoned PussyDaisy greeting KaiKing Shit wondering what happened to Kai through an AI transformation!
Karate Klit and Slow Clap exchanging data
Snow BlowerPrincess Monkey SpankerHump the SharkLazy Cummer and OPPMoleu DriverMmmmmm Lady Fingers and Scissor SisterLiquor LotsBooty Camp and TwistyDastardlyHardlyPyroCamshaftMr. PeeeeeNutHot CheeksDaisy DukeKarate KlitProdigal Daughter
Insane Bolt ran the circle going through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
HaresLate cummer – Prodigal DaughterNigerian Hash Marks for a changeAP has the chalkMolue Drives has the explanation
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the confusing unique marks that had been set.
The Trail
From the Pub, we headed north under the tracks toward downtown.
And they are off!Towards downtownCaution crossing streets
Tower and the Palliser Hotel
Molue Driver strikes a pose
Fencing around the BayStephen Avenue Mall lightingMore lightsC-Train spottingWaiting for a signalKK has a very reflective coatUnderpass routingLooks like the Calgary Tower from here!Under the tracksArtwork foundThe safe side of the streetWe found Theatre CalgaryCalgary library artUp the stairs at the libraryTowards Stampede ParkFuture home of the Flame outsSignage that looks like a BuffaloMore construction going onFancy lights at the BMO centreOPP and Scissor sense a selfie opportunityLive haresMore artBeltline streetscapeWar memorial
A hash hold in this special space
As we continued through the urban neighbourhoods, we came upon the regroup vehicle. This made everyone happy!
Regroup foundHappy to be here
Back to the pub to get sorted for the down down’s.
Destination in siteInside, getting set up
The group got settled in and worked through the menu to determine where the deals were.
The Down Downs
Camshaft volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He had the costume and the content to make this work. Beverages appeared and Camshaft was ready to go.
Camshaft – Religious Advisor
Beverages at the ready
Camshaft selected a choir of Dastardly and Skewbic Hair. The proceeded to sing themselves a song.
Choir – Dastardly and Skewbic Hair
The hares were called up and rewarded for a fine trail.
Hares – AP, PMS and Molue DriverLiquor Lots and Abandoned PussyScoobie and HardlyProdigal DaughterAP holding a Hash ShitMolue DriverKing ShitKarate KlitOPP and Liquor LotsFamous hereMe too!Hot CheeksWhy am I here?Did I volunteer to be RA for next week?
Not sure if we ended up with a new RA for next week, but the run was declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A great urban trail of over 6 km’s. We observed many interesting things while on trail.
Hash Extra
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
