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Run 2446 – The Great White North (of Stoney) Run

February 9, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Insane Bolt

Location: Scotsman’s Well Pub

12024 Symons Valley Rd NW, Calgary, AB T3P 0A3

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Ww6SZjxtS5uV1Az36

RA: Camshaft

Attendance: 21

Exploring the Ravines of Evanston NW

The Beginning

Insane Bolt agreed to set trail in the extreme North part of town. For those of in the South, to have a run set “North of Stoney Trail”, is like having to travel large distances to the run start.

Thankfully, Google Maps can tell you how to get there from where you are at.

The start point was found in the Creekside strip mall, which also harbours the Pet Plant store formerly owned by an ancient hasher, Knobby.

Inside the pub the group found some tables set aside for us to congregate.

Camshaft called the group out to form a circle outside. With the weather sill unseasonably warm, most of the ice and snow had been dissipated.

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

The hare was called into the circle to explain the marks he has places in this northern neighbourhood for the pack to discover.

The pack was released into the parkland behind the mall to find the trails and the marks!

The Trail

Off through the parking lot to find the first marks. There were pathways in the dark where marks could be found.

OPP makes sure that Josh does not get too lost

After some confusion with the Eagle/Turkey split, parts of the pack managed to find the regroup vehicle and enjoy the adult beverages contained within,

The runners eventually appeared after their long distance trek to also enjoy refreshments.

After a fine regroup is was time to go back to the pub to find some food and refreshments.

The group found tables, food and beer and all was good again!

The Down Down’s

The beer was poured in preparation for the closing ceremonies. Camshaft was Religious Advisor for the evening. His long trip away in the warmth had revitalized his has spirit.

Tales and crimes were figured out, and it was time to go.

The RA was ready and it was showtime!

A choir was selected with Snow Blower and Mmmmmm Lady Fingers engaged to select the songs.

The Onesie of shame was acknowledged and dealt with. XXX Ray did a fine job of wearing the colours!

And now, for the main event, PMS has a milestone acknowledging 500 runs.

A find job done by Camshaft and we were declared “on the piss”. The group settled into more socializing and refreshment consumption.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Run Summary

A great trail in a new neighbourhood was set by Insane Bolt. Some were able to squeeze 9 km’s out of the trail. The moderate turkeys landed at 5 km+. Who knew we could have such a great run so far north!

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Run 2445 – Brown Dog Day / Lay’em In Snow Memorial Run

February 2, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Hardly and Dastardly

Location: Big Al’s Bar & Grill

1915 31 St SE, Calgary, AB T2B 2K5

https://maps.app.goo.gl/k5a22gcAFpfc9dRi6

RA: Twisty

Attendance: 23

City View Point from Radisson Heights

The Beginning

Dastardly and Hardly volunteered to set trail to honour two causes, Ground Hog Day and Lay’em in Snow Memorial Run (hence Brown Dog Day). Ends up being a very long run title. Lay’em in Snow was a long term hasher who passed away recently (3 years ago). He was know for having some sort of brown dog (Luna). He is in our thoughts.

The run started near the trendy neighbourhoods of Forest Lawn and Radisson Heights. With a surprising number of parks and schools, the set the stage for multiple playground opportunities.

The group assembled in the parking lot ready for the run start.

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks.

With the mark fully described, the pack was released to find the true trail. There were multiple Eagle/Turkey splits as well of multiple playgrounds.

The Trail

Off go the runners looking for marks. After some confusion, the true trail was found.

The trail continued to meander through the back alleys and eventually we found the regroup vehicle.

Back to the bar to get set up for the down down’s.

Getting comfortable to get food and drinks ordered!

The Down Downs

Twisty was the Religious Advisor for the evening. She prepared here program and got ready to deliver to the unruly crowd.

A choir of Skewbic Hair and Hump the Shark were volunteered to be the choir.

Why were we born so beautiful?…. or Ear Beer Rear?

With the program complete, we were declared “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of 6 km + was set and enjoyed. Thanks to Hardly and Dastardly for making this happen.

Hash Extra

The walkers had a good time it would appear. Here are some pictures showcasing the walkers experience.

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Run 2444 – Castle Mountain Ski Trip Run

January 31, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Shakesbeer
Location: Castle Mountain Ski Resort
HWY-774, Pincher Creek No. 9, AB T0K 1W0
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZMXyzvUEt5gLUNEU7
Date: January 31, 2026

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 11

Look what is having a birthday!

The Beginning

A fun Castle Mountain Ski trip was thoughtfully arranged by Hot Cheeks this year. Early booking meant that we got the chalet that we wanted. The Timberock Chalet has an upstairs, downstairs and a hot tub. What more could the hash ask for.

Once you have traversed the ice, the steps are rewarding!

Following tradition, a run was set for the Saturday evening. A numbered run, which heightens the hashing experience at Castle Mountain.

Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail through the community and the wilderness trails. A daunting task for one hasher to complete, but Shakesbeer came through after a tough day of skiing the mountain!

After skiing, T-baring, hot tubbing, steam showering, it was time for the group to get ready to run the trail. Rousing them from their beer enhanced lethargy was a challenge.

We are really not interested in running….

With suitable encouragement, shoes, ice crampons, hats and gloves were found and the ritual of putting on the shoes began.

Eventually, the pack formed at the bottom of the stairs of the chalet, eager to get this run started and finished.

The pack emerges from the comfort of inside

Collecting the group into a circle proved challenging. However, through perseverance, the stand in Hash Master, Skewbic Hair, managed to pull this off.

With the announcements and introductions completed, the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks for the trail.

With the instructions complete, the pack was released to the darkness and ice to find the marks.

The Trail

The trail headed off in an easterly direction toward the parking lot. Flagging marks were found and we now had a direction to follow along the road to the parking lot.

At the guest services (hostel) location, more marks were found to lead us onto the village trail. Footing was difficult and the marks were somewhat difficult to find for the runners.

As we continued through the forest, eventually stumbling upon more marks and the designated stop for the visit with our Ski Calgary Group friends who were also enjoying Castle this weekend.

After a bit of hospitality, we were back on the trail to complete our mission.

Eventually we found our way back to the Timberock Chalet, and proceeded inside to get organized for the down downs.

The Down Downs

With great anticipations, the group settled down into their comfy couches in anticipation of the down downs. The Religious Advisor was Skewbic Hair. A very busy evening for this guy.

Skewbic Hair was called into service to conduct the down downs. No choir needed, so lets just get into it!

To the host, Hot Cheeks for making this weekend happen!

Now, to the hare for setting such a fine run through the wilds of the Castle Mountain community.

Shakesbeer made the trail happen – Shitty trail!

We have a naming. The person formerly known as Just Rowena, receives here own hash name of Raw Weiner! The smile says it all.

Others were acknowledged for various crimes and infractions. We did have some drop in folks from the Ski Calgary Group who are interested in knowing more about our cult. Recruitment potential!

With the formalities over, it was time to get serious about T-barring, hot tubbing and beer drinking. These are the reasons we come on these trips!

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

An epic meandering trail through the dark with plenty of ice and chances to fall. No one died and all returned safety. Thanks to Shakesbeer to setting the trail.

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Run 2443 – 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Robbie Buns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

January 26, 2026 PMS

Hares: Hump the Shark
Location: Bobby’s Place
47 Legacy Vw SE #2150, Calgary, AB T2X 4A7
https://maps.app.goo.gl/cmDwJe2riQmv76mp8
RA: On In
Attendance: 20

Introduction

Address to a Haggis
[…]
Ye Pow’rs wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o’ fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratfu’ prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!

Robert Burns

The Beginning

Hashers grabbed their passports, fueled up their cars, bought snacks for the ride and headed down to the deeep deeeeeep south.

The Circle

Insane Bolt led circle masterfully and we all found out (Blue Balls included) that it was a Blue Balls’ milestone! The man learned that he was getting 69’ed tonight (1369 was his magic number).

The Run

Hump, who typically likes to treat us to a long and hard one, surprised us with a slightly shorter than expected treat (but it was a little cold, to be fair).

The Down Downs

Here were some of the offenses that warranted these hashers a down down:
* OPP for being trippy
* Hot Cheeks, Twisted Sister and Blue Balls for being short cutting bastards
* Karate Klit for swinging her balls around (snow balls)
* Hot Cheeks for going down on Lazy Cummer (or going down under Lazy Cummer?.. something like that.)
* Insane Bolt for causing a muggle to rush out of her house in sweatpants and cowboy boots (now there’s the real crime)

The Highlight

The flawless singing by choir PMS and Coq Titty, despite the heckling by an angry lady.

Scribed with care by Princess Monkey Spanker

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Run 2442 – And there was a run

January 19, 2026 hasher

Hares: Dastardly and Hardly

Location: The Station Pub + Grill

40 Riverglen Dr SE, Calgary, AB T2C 4L5

https://maps.app.goo.gl/P12kzstqP6K8HCiR7

RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 21

The Beginning

And there was a run because it was a Monday.

Circle happened at Station Pub.

Dastardly was our run leader and
Everyone enjoyed a scenic to honour a
Few years since Thunder Tits passing.
Green onesie was there

Hardly and Hump the Shark were there too
I, Tighty Whitey was the designated RA

Just a few walkers led by Twisty

Knowing the marks, we were finally off

Long and short routes were available
Maybe a PG or two were in store
No newbies or archives to worry about but a
Naming could happen later on 🙁

OPP had an “accident” earlier in the day
Perhaps it would be RA material
Quiet now as the RA prepares his alphabetical notes

Rashy Bush was brought up since
Stool Stuffer said “well you married me” at the RG

Time for the Down Downs to wrap Up but not before a
Very special shoutout for OPP
Who bled on the onesie
Xtra, extra, the whole group laughing
Y? it was Monday
Zee end

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Run 2441 – Three’s Company

January 12, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: OPP, Liquor Lots and Strap On Crampon

Location: Swigs Pub & Grill

11213 30 St SW, Calgary, AB T2W 4N5

https://maps.app.goo.gl/NsafPZEEdSTEhTWD9

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 28

Walkers Posing!

The Beginning

We are happy when volunteers step up to set trail. Thankfully, we are experiencing a Chinook with warm weather and wind. Makes for slippery conditions on the trail.

OPP, Liquor Lots and Strap On Crampon were the hares. Plan A had us running out of Leopold’s Pub on Elbow Drive SW. That changes when the owners realized they were not able to accommodate a group this large. Plan B was Swig’s Pub & Grill in Cedarbrae SW. They put some tables aside and we were good to go.

Swig’s has a history of being the first neighbourhood put in Calgary, known as Ye Olde Manor, opening in 1980. Pubs in Calgary were typically associated with hotels and restaurants in the past. So, this location has some good history.

The pack assembled outside as PMS organized the circle.

Missing a few pictures here, Stool Stuffer, On In, PMS, Coq Titty and others. Camera shy bunch this week

PMS ran the circle, going through announcements and introductions. The hares were called into the circle and went through describing the marks. The slushy conditions made it difficult to mark the snow/pavement, so Booty Camp was selected to host the marks.

With the marks fully described, the pack was released into the wilds of Cedarbrae.

The Trail

The pack dispersed in search of the marks for true trail. There was a split between walkers and runners. I took notes highlighting the walker’s adventure.

Through the sidewalks, alleys and pathways, the group eventually made it back to the location where the regroup was located.

After enjoying suitable refreshment, the pack headed back to the pub to order beer and food.

Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening, and he prepared his material from the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

With the beverages in place, Hump the Shark began the down down program.

A choir was selected with PMS and Lazy Cummer ready to perform the singing duties.

Now, bring on the hares and lets celebrate the great trail that they set.

Coq Titty wearing racist clothing……Shame

The collection of hash shits need to be redistributed. Whale Wanker and Snow Blower were called out and new recipients were identified.

With the down down’s complete, the group was declared “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Some say that this run was close to 7 km’s. Warm weather but wet and slippery. Great trail!

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Run 2440 – Mr. PeeeeeNut Sets Trail

January 5, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Mr. PeeeeeNut

Location: Moose’s Beanery & Bar

779 Northmount Dr NW, Calgary, AB T2L 0A1

https://maps.app.goo.gl/F2vJaBFic4Xs4nSs6

RA: Hardly

Attendance: 21

New Years Lights?

The Beginning

For the first regular Monday night hash run of 2026, Mr. PeeeeeNut volunteered to set trail. We are thankful that we had a volunteer to kick off the greatest hash season of 2026.

Mr. PeeeeeNut chose Moose’s Beanery & Bar for the run location. This is a great place to host the hash with a large room at the back and great prices on beer and food.

Moose’s Beanery & Bar – Ready to host the hashers!

The group assembled inside and prepared for the run. Checking out the special and food deals prior to setting out on the trail.

With no current Hashmasters present, Past It Master Princess Monkey Spanker called the group to circle up outside and mobilized the pack.

PMS ran the circle, going through the announcements and introductions.

PMS called the hare into the circle to describe the marks that have been set for the trail.

All the marks you need to worry about are here

With a succinct description of the marks, Mr. PeeeeeNut pointed a direction and released the pack to find the marks for the true trail.

The inspiration for the Blue Ring public art

Past the light show, it was time to find the regroup and enjoy either a hot chocolate or a warm beverage of choice.

A short walk back to the bar, the group settled in for an evening of eating, drinking and socializing.

The Down Down’s

Hardly volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and the beer gatherer sourced the down down beers.

Hardly started to down down’s with choir selection, singling out Can You Hear Me Now and Knight Stalker.

Hardly then called up the hare and a number of other hashers for recognition.

Some sort of song being sung for Karate Klit

Hardly wrapped up the ceremony by accepting Hump the Shark’s offer to volunteer for next weeks RA duties. The group now settled down for the balance of the evening.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A great trail through the Triwood area of around 6 km with some great views and interesting terrain. Footing was a bit icy and it was cool (-12 C). Fun rom through the streets, alleys and pathways!

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Run 2439 – Tacky Formal Run

January 1, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Slippy Thong

Location: Slippy’ s Place

Prestwick Pond Terrace SE, Calgary

https://maps.app.goo.gl/moPke7c83F1SXhoe9

RA: Stool Stuffer

Attendance: 10

Best address in the neighbourhood!

The Beginning

Nothing like an afternoon run on New Year’s Day to set the year off to a good start. We were pleased when Slippy Thong volunteered to set trail on this auspicious day.

This is an afternoon run where the group is encouraged to wear there best formal wear. The result is quite an interesting display of fashion sense.

We started at Slippy’s place, where she had set an ambitious trail. We appreciated the effort that she put forward for this signature event.

The group collected inside in the warm, and started munching on the abundance of snacks and treats that Slippy had provided.

We waited attentively for the arrival of the last hashers to appear, then headed outside to circle up in the grey, foggy weather.

Stool Stuffer ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. With a small group, that did not take much time.

Slippy Thong was called into the circle to describe the marks she had diligently set for a serious trail.

The marks were explained by Slippy Thong

With the marks described, the hash had a bit of a revelation. Given the state of the group (old, tired, injured etc.), the pack declared this to be a walk with a beer and a chat. Slippy complied, as she will put the trail in inventory to bring it back out for the Full Moon Trail in February 2026.

Off we went on our New Years walk.

After an arduous lap of the pond, we stumbled across the regroup where suitable beverages were available! A great way to start the year with a minor walk with a celebration at the end.

Rashy and Mr. PeeeeeNut entertain Twisty

With the regroup complete, we headed back to Slippy’s place for eating, drinking and down down’s.

The Down Down’s

Stool Stuffer was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon. He prepared his program and the refreshments were made ready.

Stool Stuffer began going through his list of crimes, punishments and rewards!

We wrapped up by looking for a RA volunteer for the next trail. I believe Hardly put up his hand, which is greatly appreciated. Now finished the down down’s, we continued to eat, drink and socialize.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A challenging romp around the pond, admiring the ice, fog and the view. Thanks to Slippy Thong for the best trail of the year!

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Run 2438 – Happy New Beer!

December 29, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Daisy Duke and Tighty Whitey

Location: Good Cheer Brewing

1220 20 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 1M8

https://maps.app.goo.gl/4rq42bBXW7yAHVeZ8

RA: Mr. PeeeeeNut

Attendance: 26

A view of the city!

The Beginning

What a privilege it is to set the last trail of the year! What a great way to celebrate the opening of a new craft brewery! The Good Cheer Brewing enabled us to sample some new beer for the tail end of the old year!

The Good Cheer Brewing occupies the space formerly used by the Evil Corporation Brewing Company, which was known to the hashers. The new owners have reinvented the space with a 1600’s theme “order of good cheer” . Think Samuel de Champlain and his pals in Quebec and you are on the right track.

We look forward to their south facing patio as the weather gets warmer.

Inside, those that were there early were treated to a brewery tour by the owner Nathan. The balance of the pack wandered in an looked over the goodies they had on offer to be enjoyed after the run.

Camshaft called the group outside to form a circle. Bright parking lot lights created some photographic challenges.

The weather was good as a chinook had blow in. Above freezing temperatures made for slippy and sloppy underfoot.

Missing a couple of pictures, including Tighty Whitey and Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Slippy Thong.

Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions.

Camshaft is the centre of attention as he runs the circle

The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the run.

With the trail described, the park was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

Off out of the parking lot in all directions. False trails galore were discovered and eventually the true trail marks were found.

Through the alleys, streets and sidewalks we continued on trying to find the illusive marks. The hare was helpful in keeping us going in the right direction.

Those that chose the eagle trail were off to the cemetery and Reader Rock Garden to catch some city views.

Daisy shows the way. Yes, these are the steps you must climb

Liquor Lots and Lying Sack of Shit attempt a selfie

Back to the brewery to get set up for the down down’s

The Down Down’s

Mr. PeeeeNut volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He diligently prepared his program and the beers were organized.

Fine down down beer waiting to be consumed

Mr. PeeeeeNut started off with the hares and proceeded to reword and punish those selected.

Slow Clap and Slippy Thong – shoelace issues

Mr. PeeeeeNut declares the pack to be “on the piss”

The down down’s now complete, the pack was declared “on the piss”. The group settled down to enjoy the balance of the evening.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Given the excellent marks to be found, and the complication of an eagle/turkey split, the run distance was variable depending of your experience. Some say it was close to 7 km in distance, but your actual distance may vary. A fine trail through the wilds of Ramsay SE was enjoyed by the pack.

Others may have run different distances….

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Run 2437 – Boxing Day Boxer Shorts Run

December 26, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Hardly and Twisty

Location: Hardly and Twisty Place

104 Bermuda Way NW, Calgary, AB T3K 1G9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/QbDMYs8TW9dg2joX6

RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 10

Wear your Boxing Shorts!

The Beginning

As Christmas is not hectic enough, it is always a good plan to have a run on Boxing Day, December 26. As society wakes up to hit the malls for the Boxing Day sales, the hash prepares for the traditional afternoon run to celebrate the occasion.

Wear your boxing shorts or a wrapped cardboard box and you have what you need for the run.

Hardly and Twisty volunteered to set trail and host the run. The afternoon was cool but sunny. Not much temperature, but not the polar vortex either.

The group arrived at the Hardly Twisty house to prepare for the run. As the afternoon is difficult for some, there were some tardy hashers who missed the circle and start. More on that later!

Thankfully, there were hashers who had the presence of mind to take pictures in the absence of the hash photographer and scribe, who was late to the party.

The circle was called and the intrepid hashers marched down the front stairs to circle up across the street at Dirty Dancer’s driveway.

The circle was conducted by someone present, and the hares were called into the circle.

With the marks explained, the pack was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

Off through the snowy neighbourhoods to find the marks. The blue chalk marks were located and the trail was ran. A sufficient number of check backs were also found on trail to heighten the trail experience.

The trail reached the end, and the group assembled in the nice heated garage of Dirty Dancers to go through the down downs.

The Down Downs

The warm garage location was much appreciated. There was refreshments and food. Hardly and Twisty did a fine job of handling the crowd.

This is the point where the late comers, Scoobie and King Shit found the balance of the pack. All was well and there was much rejoicing.

The group got settled and enjoyed the fine food and goodies.

Tighty Whitey was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon. Tighty has fond memories of being named at such an event at the defunct Len’s Den pub in the Ambassador Motel. Apparently the boxing shorts theme was interpreted as the underwear he had on. Fact or fiction, it was the motivation for or RA to share his namesake wardrobe.