Hares: Karate Klit
Location: Original Joe’s Aspen Landing SW
318 Aspen Glen Landing SW Unit 112, Calgary, AB T3H 0N5
https://maps.app.goo.gl/LLwXtjdot77FTw7m7
RA: Hump the Shark
Attendance: 16

New Neighbourhoods Appearing!
The Beginning
Thankfully, Karate Klit saved the hash with volunteering to set the trail for February 10, 2025. There was a time when KK lived on the west edge of town. As the city expands west, new neighbourhoods are sprouting up all over the place.
The ring road makes these places accessible! So, off we go to Original Joe’s in Aspen Landing Shopping Centre to prepare for the run. The pub was set up for a reservation and we had a spot in the back!


After some last minute beer spotting for the regroup beer, the pack was summoned outside to circle up.













With Insane Bolt in charge, he summoned Karate Klit to the circle to explain the marks to the pack.


With description of the flagging used, the pack was released to the nether regions of Aspen Landing.
The Trail
Off we went through the shopping centre. A set of stairs lead down the the pond and pathway. From there, we were off in the oblivion of the new neighbourhoods.





New building was happening. As such, construction material and no streetlights were a feature.
New building where there once was nothing! Dark streetlights….






One of riddles was a special mark. Upon finding this mark, we were informed that it referred the “glass house”. Occupants are discouraged from throwing stones.


More pathways and trails were discovered responding to a back check mark. Many hidden ravines and streets in this neighbourhood!





Eventually, we made it out of the new construction and densely packed neighbourhoods to stumble upon the regroup. We arrived in waves with the keeners there first and the balance of the pack following along later.


The group did a cross country trail to the secret stairs that delivered the group to the shopping centre and the warmth of Original Joe’s.
Down Downs
Inside the pub, we took our spot in the reserved section of Original Joe’s.
Hump the Shark was preparing the mythical material he would be delivering for the down down’s.

Hump the Shark burst into action and appointed a choir of Twisty and PMS. They were presented with a thimble of beer for their troubles and they sang themselves a song!


The Religious Advisor went through this list of crimes and punishments.











With all through, we were declared “on the piss” by Hump the Shark.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair!
Trail Summary
The trail was in the 5 km to 6 km range. A great trail exploring new territory. Up hill all the way!