Hardly and Twisty volunteered to host the Thanksgiving Hash, which comprises a run, refreshments and a feast, set in the afternoon on the Holiday Monday.
With much pre-planning, the Turkey runs was to set the stage for the Thanksgiving feast. As such, much effort by all to prepare something to eat for the group!
The pack showed up on a sunny, but cool, afternoon from Hardly and Twisty’s place. Once parking was found, the group assembled inside waiting for the run to start.
Shortly after 2:00 pm, the pack assembled on the front lawn in anticipation of the run.
Gathering pre run
A good turnout of intrepid hashers willing to participate in the afternoon hash event.
Can Crusher and Abandoned Pussy
Hash Test DummyOn InHardlyAuntie FrankCocktail
XXX Ray and Kin Shit
Karate Klit and Friend Can You Hear Me NowLying Sack of ShitShakesbeerStool StufferPrincess Monkey Spanker and Scissor SisterMucky Dip and Twisty
Not Too Deep
The hare described the marks for the trail. T was prominent as this was a Turkey run. Here are the marks that we were to follow.
Here are all the marks you need to follow
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail markings.
The Trail
Off we went to find the marks. Downhill was the good direction and the marks were found.
LSOS ponders directionsSS and PMS return from a check backHardly observes the pack plodding alongDispersing from the start
Checking the pathways, sidewalks and alleys, the marks were found and followed.
A fine alley with marks!Always good when the hare is aroundScissor Sister looking for confirmation that this is a good directionLSOS and PMS returning from another check backFollowing trailAnother long alleySnow person spotted
Bicycle like artwork
Playground spottedScissor Sister digs thisLSOS is a swingerPMS with her happy lookWell playedScenic view toward the airportOn TrailNeighbourhood featureAnother oneStairway heading upAnother one!Shakesbeer has a rest
Thankfully, the regroup was found and the run was completed.
Gateway to the regroupSunny backyardGreatest Thanksgiving run ever!
The group found their chairs and settled into the warmth of the sun in the back yard, enjoying snacks and refreshments in anticipation of the down downs starting.
The Down Downs
Abandoned Pussy volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon. She was keen and prepared for this undertaking.
AP enjoying a Pickle Beer
Ready with her program, she went through her list of crimes, offences and insurections.
Can You Hear Me Now with his gender bending hatA collection of hashers being called outLSOS – not sure what he did?Blue Balls – Finding time to run in his retirementNot Too Deep and CocktailVisitor and Karate KlitMucky and Skewbic Hair – perhaps we were a bit late to the runCan Crusher takes advise from Abandoned PussyScissor Sister for an epic performanceXXX Ray and On InHat awards to Mr. PeeeeeNut and ShakesbeerThe ever pensive Princess Monkey Spanker. I believe there was some sort of a birthday of consequenceHardly and Twisty – Hare and Host!RA designate for next week – Stool Stuffer
With the down downs complete, it was time to feast. A fine selection of goodies was on offer and was tasty!
Kids tableAdults section
A fine feast was had and there was much rejoicing and thanksgiving!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Something like 5 km were enjoyed on this sunny afternoon. A fine trial with multiple check backs and challenging bits.
We were pleased when Slippy Thong volunteered to set trail in the “Beer Mile” format. Essentially, you run in circles and consume a beer at regular interval. How very Hash friendly!
Coincidently, the pond that adorns the back yard of Slippy’s palace is exactly 1.6 km (one mile to those that speak the other dialect). The game was on! Run as many laps as you chose, and receive a beer for each lap!
There are some niggling rules for the true Beer Mile cult. Some of which include:
A beer mile is a race where competitors drink four 12-ounce beers and run four 400-meter laps around a standard running track in alternating order.
The Basic Format
Structure: Drink a beer, run a lap, drink a beer, run a lap, drink a beer, run a lap, drink a beer, run a lap, and finish.
Distance: Four laps on a standard 400-meter track equal one full mile.
Equality: Both men and women must consume four beers and run four laps.
The Hash used their interpretation of these guidelines to run as many “one mile” laps as they chose.
Nevertheless, it was a fun format that Slippy Thong set up for the hash to enjoy.
The starting point was her backyard. Parking, as usual, was a challenge given the high density of the neighbourhood and the limited number of visitor spots.
The hash can be a smart bunch when challenged, so they were able to overcome the parking challenge.
A nice evening to start. This sunset shorty after 7:00 pm, the veil of twilight quickly enveloped the run with some nice sunset to offset the impending darkness.
The group assembled and prepared for the run. Slippy Thong had prepared many yummy snacks for the participants where were greatly appreciated!
Gathering for the runStill daylight!
Snacks galore
There was much relaxing and chatting prior to the run as the pack enjoyed the end of the daylight.
Hot Cheeks in the mood
It was time to circle up. Insane Bolt gave the instruction to form something like a circle along the pathway behind Slippy’s place.
Princess Monkey SpankerTwistyMolue DriverPyroSlippy ThongAbandoned PussyInsane BoltMucky DipHump the SharkTighty WhiteySlow CampXXX RayHardlyKarate KlitStool StufferMr. PeeeeeNutDastardlyBooty CampKing ShitStrap on CramponRashy Bush
Insane Bolt ran through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt attempts to run the circle
The hares were was called into the circle to go over the rules and marks for the run.
Beer Mile supplies
After some discussion and confusion, the group had to decide which direction to run the circle.
Confusing marks…KLAW or WALK?
The group started with a refreshment and then took off to follow the circle.
The Trail
The pack is off … sort ofOff into the twilightEnjoying the soft light
The group found their own pace. The runners ran fast and the walkers walked. If you wanted distance, choose multiple laps! Walkers figured out that a lap or two were sufficient.
Slippy was very creative with signage. Over and above the normal inspirational marks!
A few pictures were taken in the diminishing sunlight as the twilight took over the balance of the evening.
Light is disappearingHot Cheeks in stride
PMS spotted way ahead of the pack….Fast running!
A view of the “never leave camp” faction
Best Beer Mile everSkewbic Hair celebrating a lapPMS lapping the universe
Sunset on the Beer Mile
Strap On lost in the shadows
I run faster than the shutter speed of the cameraStool StufferKing ShitBlurry Slippy Thong collecting the motivating signs
Hump the Shark and Hardly outrunning the focal length of the camera
Eventually, the run was over. Those who wanted distance ran more than the walkers. A fine trail which was well executed by Slippy Thong.
We then congregated in the back yard and prepared for the down downs.
Recovering from the run
Apparently, Strap On Crampon was concerned about being “called out” for having new shoes. As you can see from the circle picture, these shoes look factory fresh.
Do these look like new shoes?
This fear provoked some strange behavior in an attempt to scuff up these look like new shoes…..
Newness of my shoes is in the eyes of the beholderIf I scuff them up enough in the grass, they are not new….right?I have done what I can to make the look less new!
With all the runners accounted for, it was time to move into the down downs/
The Down Downs
Tighty Whitey was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He had a program which he put together mostly from his own thoughts and imagination.
Tighty Whitey using a pen and paper to make notes
A temporary choir of Skewbic Hair was called into service, until the real choir (Hardly) showed up.
Best temporary choir ever – Skewbic Hair
First to the hare, Slippy Thong for putting on this fun event. I am sure that many personal bests were achieved.
Thanks for setting up the epic run challengePlease eat all the shacks!
Estrogen festival
Something with Abandoned Pussy and Hump the sharkRash Bush did something
Some major misdemeanor, was it walking counter clockwise?
Mr. PeeeeeNut shows us his best sideKing ShitNew Boot – Balue DriverRacist trophies offered and accepted
RA duties complete, and a volunteer for next week!
The group was pleased to be done the down downs so they could focus on important tasks.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
Multiples of one mile were achieved by those hashers that followed the assigned route. A great trail well marked.
Evidence of Busy Beavers in Fish Creek Provincial Park
The Beginning
Tighty Whitey set trail in late September the from Marshall Springs parking lot of Fish Creek Park. Good maps were necessary to ensure that we knew how to get there, as it was on the South side of Fish Creek with access from Evergreen SW.
Darkness is becoming a thing at this time of year, so headlights were recommended. The group assembled at the start point and basked in the last rays of sunshine prior to the arrival of twilight.
Hashers arriving for the start of the run
The group prepared for the run and waited patiently for the run to start, and formed something that looks like a circle.
Mr. PeeeeeNutMucky DipDaisy DukeKarate KlitSlippy ThongInsane BoltTeam Orange making clothing adjustmentsRashy BushStool StufferSwollen MemberHappy PMS and Scissor SisterDastardlySnow BlowerHump the SharkLazy Cummer
Liquor Lots and Booty Camp
TwistyHardlyOPPTighty Whitey
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt thinking prior to acting
The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks for the evening trail.
Tighty Whitey – with flourMany marks are out thereAll marks in flourYou will love this run, and it will be dark
With the marks described, the pack was released into the wilderness to experience the transition into darkness.
The Trail
Out of the parking lot, we found marks leading to a long downhill descent into the depth of Fish Creek.
Off into the twilightTighty Whitey keeping things in checkPaved trail to startOff into the forest Follow the leaderHappy Slippy ThongScissor SisterHump following the packRashy spottedPlayground spottedDaisy is a sliderKK spots some fun potentialOPP and Lazy Cummer enjoying this so farKK challenges the slideOvershotOPP to the rescue
Post playground viewpoints. The Fish Creek valley framed by the mountains in the distance.
Group assembly
Viewpoint
Inspirational
Another view from up highLikely to head down to the waterHunting beaverSceneryDark forestSomeone has a headlightA very inspirational markOPP and Scissor Sister finding their way out of the darknessHeadlights rule!Walkers spottedBeaver lumberPaved trailInsane BoltPMS and Swollen MemberTighty Whitey happy with his trailFuzzy something up thereTwilightAnother shot of the Beaver actionWalkers with a purpose
Eventually, the parking lot was found and suitable refreshments were enjoyed.
Regroup
Outside down down’s were planned. AS such, many chairs appeared to secure our portion of the parking lot.
Chairs appearOutdoorsSort of darkDeep discussion
The group prepared for the down down’s while enjoying suitable refreshments and marshmellow’s.
The Down Downs
Booty Camp was the Religious Advisor for the evening. She made notes of any transgressions on the run, and prepared to deliver her story!
Beverages readyBooty Camp
A choir was selected. Slippy Thong and Insane Bolt stepped up to sing us the songs.
Choir – Slippy Thong and Insane Bolt
First up for down down’s was Skewbic Hair, who was called out for promoting “non hash” events in the circle, by promoting the Ski Calgary Group Halloween Social on October 29 2026.
Scoobie in the dark
Booty Camp then called up a series of offenders to be rewarded with down downs for their behavior.
Hare – Tighty WhiteyFine TrailFun in the darkBooty Camp checking her notesSwollen MemberLiquor LotsPMSLazy CummerHump the Shark and Hot CheeksSlippy Thong and Hot CheeksMucky Dip and Mr. PeeeeeNutSliders – KK and Daisy DukeBlue Balls – retired!OPPInsane BoltDastardlySnow Blower
As the evening program wound down, it was time to find a Religious Advisor for the next week. Thankfully Tighty Whitey accepted the challenge and was rewarded with a down down, and we were declared “on the piss”.
Tighty Whitey – RA for the next run
The group headed out of the Marshall Springs parking lot to find Rip’s Pub in Millrise for the continued celebration.
Happy hashers at Rip’s Pub
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Quality over quantity. A find trail through the forest in Fish Creek in the twilight heading to darkness. Close to the beavers and the deer, but no one was left behind.
Those that wanted extra distance continued to record progress to the pub while driving.
Those that did the trail had a map that looks something like this one.
The annual Yummy Kippers run, is a tradition of the Calgary hash. Hardly and Twisty have organized this for a very long time. The run precedes the MisManagement Erections where the group refreshes the management team.
The run was set from Big Al’s Bar & Grill in the neighbourhood of Southview, which is very close to Forest Lawn. This neighbourhood has some history and is undergoing a level of gentrification. Bordering International Avenue, it is quite an eclectic part of town.
Big Al’s – never disappointsWe were here!
The group arrived in the parking lot on this warm evening. The sun was setting as a reminder that we are now in fall and the light in the evening is getting thin.
Congregating in the shadows as the sun packs it in
Insane Bolt called the circle to order, and the group formed something that sort of looked like a circle.
Insane Bolt – circle up pleaseSnevilSlippy Thong and Hot CheeksKing Shit with KaiAll Hands on Dick and Rashy BushSwollen MemberHardlyMucky DipStool StufferPrincess Monkey SpankerHump the SharkScissor SisterDastardlyTwistyStrap On Crampon and Hot PantsSnow BlowerLazy CummerBooty CampInsane BoltOn InShakesbeer
Insane Bolt went through the formalities with announcements and introduction, plus enjoying some yummy fish crackers .
Caught oneAre they any good?Yummy!
With the munching complete, the hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the run. The marks are special, as the shape of a fish is prominent.
Fish in blueFish in PinkSpecial fish marksHere they all are! Go find the trail!
The pack was released to find the marks, and to catch the last rays of sun as dusk was settling in.
The Run
Out of the parking lot, the pack headed south and found the marks indicating that they were on trail.
There is a trail somewhere near hereNice bike pathA safe route for hashersKeeping up the paceA leaf raking opportunity
Looking for marks
Fall colourFish CheckSunset in SouthviewPlayground foundLeisurely pace No rushLook – a poleNot as slippery as I would have likedGetting fitterElaborate fitness set upScissor Sister and Shakesbeer joint exercisingOff to the next stopA gaggle of walkers foundBack alley adventure
Refreshments found
The refreshments were tasty and the group got busy enjoying the twilight evening outdoors.
A keen hasher observed that were were on Ash Crescent. One letter away from Hash Crescent. Insane Bolt decided this was something that needed to change.
We think we look marvelousThis pole is hard to climbI get by with a little help from my friends
Mission accomplished
Back to the bar, checking out the fancy features of the neighbourhood.
Interesting sign
Back to the bar, the group settled in to ordering food and beer and prepared for the down downs and the Erections.
The Down Downs
As we attempted to get organized, beer was ordered and the beer wenches got busy getting things together. It was finally time to get the down downs started.
Beverages ready to go
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He appointed the choir of Swollen Member and Rashy Bush.
Hump the SharkChoir – Swollen Member and Rashy Bush
The hares were called up for a down down. A fine trail with Yummy Kippurs for snacks.
Here’s to the hares
PMS wanted to show off her matching fashion, so she was invited up for a fashion down down.
Yummy Kippurs fashion show
SnevilScissor SisterShakesbeer – found a nut on trailStrap On CramponSwollen MemberSkewbic HairLazy Cummer and Strap On Crampon – a sausage storyKing ShitInsane Bolt – Defacing public property
Down Dow the RA and a volunteer for next week!
With the down downs done, it was time to move onto the next order of business, the Erections of the new MisManagement team for next year.
Erections
A difficult process as the mismanagers are a fickle bunch, who know the rules. Find your replacement of your are doing this for another year.
Insane Bolt ran the erections. A somber introspective exercise which delivered the slate of new MisManagement for 2026-2027 fiscal year.
The result of this exercise is that we have a fresh MisManagement team to lead the hash forward into the next year. Come out to find out what the new team looks like!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine trail of close to 5 km through the wilds of Southview. So close to Dover and Forest Lawn and in the vibe of International Avenue. A fun time was had by both the runners and the walkers.
As we are now past labour day, who knows what the weather will be like. It could be summer or winter, sunny or raining, but the darkness is starting to appear near the end of the run.
Headlights start to become a thing at this time of year, so remember that. Hot Cheeks decided it time to introduce Swollen Member to the art of haring a run. These are skills that he can use in all aspects of his happy life.
After a bit of adjusting the start location, Local 403 Pub in Canyon Meadows SW was selected as the start location. Access to Fish Creek was important for the success of this run.
The group arrived at the pub and prepared for the fine trail that had been planned for them to follow.
Fancy EntranceFootball game distractions
It was time to head out to the parking lot circle up. A good turnout of over 20 hashers was encouraging to see.
Circle up!Tighty WhiteyPrincess Monkey SpankerBooty CampLiquor LotsKarate Klit
Swollen Member and Hot Cheeks
DastardlyScissor SisterPyroStrap On CramponTwistySlow ClapHardlyKing ShitMucky DipDaisy DukeShakesbeerOPPLazy Cummer
Insane Bolt
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks.
We have made marksStandard stuffFlaggingAll these marks
This is the chalk I used to mark the trail
The pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Leaving the parking lot, the pack spread out to find the marks for true trail. A few false trails were explored prior to finding the good marks. Apparently, some of the marks were a little thin from the recent rain, making finding the trail a bit more challenging.
Off we goWe will wait until someone tells us where to goLL returns from the wrong wayThe hare ensuring the pack is going the right waySlow Clap adjusting her headlightShakesbeer PMS with a digit greeting
Narrow trail
This bridge looks goodFalse trailSlow Clap uses hand signals to suggest the directionLL heading outSS walking brisklySwollen Member proud of this markThe fence is to keep the riff raff out
Hashers showing off their best features
So many check marksThis is confusingFish CreekBridge over Fish CreekLook what we found!Well placed flaggingFun times aheadShoes are so clean!Nice and clear water
Scoobie leading the way through this section of the creek
Getting darkerWhere are the beavers?Smart hasher with a headlampThe water is this big!Daisy crosses safelyHot Creeks and Strap On Crampon navigating the rocksShakesbeer making sureScissor Sister wants to keep her gloves dryFinally, the regroup is found
After enjoying the refreshments and the munchies, the pack headed into the pub to prepare for the down down’s, and some sort of spinning wheel distraction.
You could get sucked into this distractionPre down down distractions
The group settled into the pub and figured out that they could get a fantastic deal on a hamburger, with a full pint beer, and the opportunity to spin the wheel, and delay the start of the down downs.
Down Down’s
Eventually, the thrill of the spinning wheel was over. The patient Religious Advisor, Skewbic Hair, now had the attention of the group.
A choir of Tighty Whitey and Scissor Sister was chosen and the program began.
Skewbic Hair RA with choir, Scissor Sister and Tighty Whitey
Hares – Swollen Member and Hot CheeksSlow ClapSo Dry!Down Down for me!Tighty Whitey and Shakesbeer – traffic offencesLL and OPP – Some touchingDastardly – too many stairsHardly – Beaver sightingKarate Klit – Big walking adventure completedInsane Bolt – recent birthday recoveryBlue Balls – Lighter hash cashDaisy Duke – Apple treatmentBeauty Contest WinnersLazy Cummer – GPS failure
Tighty Whitey had to excuse himself from choir duties and Hardly was pressed into emergency choir service.
Hardly saves the choir day!
No volunteer RA for next week, so let’s down the RA and declare “on the piss”
With the down downs complete, the group was declared to be “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
An adventurous trail of some 6 km was enjoyed by the pack. Fine trail set by the veteran Hot Cheeks and the new hare Swollen Member.
Already Labour Day! Where has the summer gone? An afternoon run was offered by Booty Camp and Snow Blower to mark this special day. Of note, there is some sort of football game on Labour Day which is important to the football following hashers.
A brilliant bit or organization enabled the hashers and the football hashers to both be happy!
Timing was important. As such, a sharp 2:00 pm run start time was enforced. This might have created a small problem for the 2:05 arrivers, but that was all sorted.
A circle happened on the front lawn of the hosts house, and Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions.
Camshaft running the circle
Karate Klit (with someone in the background)Mr. PeeeeeNutMmmmm Lady Fingers and Littlest HoeBooty CampInsane BoltDastardlyXXX RayTwistyHot CheeksKing ShitHardlyMouthfulDirty DancerPull My WoodyLiquor LotsPMSCamshaftCan You Hear Me NowAbandoned Pussy
The hare was called into the circle and the marks were described to the pack.
The marks
The pack was released to find the marks.
The Trail
The pack was rewarded with finding marks as they ventured off on the pathways. They are a couple of key bridges that come into play in the neighbourhood. Marks were present.
The walkers formed a line and played follow the leader as Booty Camp lead them to a secret rendez-vous.
Following the trailTrail Treasure
A secret destination was revealed for the regroup. With the football game thing happening, there was a “tailgating” opportunity that was enjoyed by the group.
Hashers on the wayAcross the streetGetting closeHashers converge on the partyBirthday Cupcakes
Someone recently had a birthday!
Tailgating
Post tailgating, the pack was released. Some hung around to go to the football game, while others set off to find the trail back to the start. There was a long trail and a short trail. Both ended up at the same place.
Head?Hashers approachingVantage pointLook at all those hashers down thereHashers with a purposeSecond regroup foundRefreshments are good!
After suitable refreshment, it was back to the house for indoor down down’s.
Nice and warm inside
The group settled down waiting for the down down’s to begin.
Down Down’s
Insane Bolt was able to conduct the down down’s. He got prepared and the beverages were made ready.
Beverages readyInsane Bolt ready
Insane Bolt started by selecting a choir. The combined efforts of Princess Monkey Spanker and Abandoned Pussy were chosen to select the songs.
AP checks her body parts while singing a suitable song
The down down’s started with the hares, followed by a selection of other offenders.
The Hares – Booty Camp and Snow BlowerMouthfulDirty DancerCan You Hear Me NowCamel Song – so fast it was blurryKarate KlitXXX RayKing ShitDastardlyLiquor LotsSkewbic Hair – RA for next weekInsane Bolt is demonstrating how high he can reachDown Down for the hostsInsane declaring the group “on the piss”
With the formal ceremonies complete, the group dispersed. Apparently there was some sort of fast loud airplane thing happening at the football game.
Excitement is everywhereFast loud planes spotted
With the fun an frolic complete, the crowd dispersed to pay attention the the football game. This did not end well for the home team….
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of close to 5 km was delivered to the hares. The distraction of the football game added to the enjoyment of the run.
We were pleased that Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail on short notice. He selected Sandy Beach SW as a starting point. A surprising amount of wilderness and difficult trails are near by, plus the Elbow River!
The group assembled in the recently renovated parking lot and prepared for the circle to be called. Apparently there were some pre run novelties in the form of Jello and something in a small cup.
GatheringChattingYummy treatsThese are really good!
There was a small selection of hashers that were late to the circle. Apparently an unexpected power failure meant access denied to her car. A rescue mission was initiated. As such, early picture taking of the circle was handled by Dastardly.
With the circle called, the group assembled in something that looked like a circle.
A bit of a tilt, but Camshaft held his ground
Mr. PeeeeeNutHot CheeksScissor SisterSnevilPrincess Monkey SpankerSwollen MemberHump the SharkCamshaftMmmmmm Lady FingersSlow Clap and Beer in the RearKarate KlitInsane BoltSnow BlowerRashy Bush and All Hands on DickVa JJSir Pukes-AlotStool StufferHardlyKing ShitBooty CampTwistyBoob Check and Lying Sack of ShitPyroStrap On CramponShakesbeerDastardlyLazy Cummer with assistance from KK
A flurry of activity as the late group arrived to join the circle after rescuing a stranded hasher.
Scoobie arriving late from a rescue mission
Rescued Hasher – Liquor LotsMucky DipScoobie saves the dayReserved parking!
After the interruption subsided, the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks for the trail.
Some like thisSome like thatMany marksThese marks appear to be upside down
With the marks describe, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
From the parking lot, the pack started looking for marks. There was some confusion as the which way was out, as perhaps the end of trail marks were found first.
All was sorted out eventually as the pack disappeared into the dense brush by the Elbow River.
Let us find trailWe were not confident with this choiceSome think it is this wayFollow the packNot sure about thisFinally, we find trail
The trail continued through dense brush with many trees across the pathway that required some climbing to get over.
Beach runBack hereThis looks good!Open pathway
Wide open spaces
Looks like the sun is setting
Cross county
No pickle ballLooks uphill!Stoolie trying to catch ScoobieTime to run!Abby Road crossingLL finds Insane BoltWhat to doNot a good choiceGreat check backThis way looks goodWhere are we going!More bush wackingFound this lovely structureStrap On with confidenceScoobie sneaks a shot of Beer in the RearDam, a dam is approaching!A paradeLove these stairsSome sort of viewFollow the packStrap On takes it all in!Looks like a river from hereA collection of running hashersA walkers convoyHot Cheeks test fitting the hat shit on Booty CampMr. PeeeeeNut tries out a new look
Spotted on the red track
Tennis is noisyFound the blue trackWhere is that red trackWish they could do a better job of spacing these stairsPlayground spottedWe are done having fun
This is a good sign
Then the regroup was found and everyone was pleased.
Moving in to the parking lot
The lawn chairs came out and the group took over a portion of the parking lot.
Close to the regroup vehicleNice lineSir Pukes-Alot having a ballStoolie, before the beer spilledBooty Camp and Scissor Sister have different chairsPMS and Hot Cheeks posingSnevil and Swollen memberHardly and TwistyWho is that next to Mr. PeeeeeNut?Mucky Dip returns
Such a happy group patiently waiting for the down down’s to begin.
The Down Down’s
The beverages were prepared and the Religious Advisor, Strap On Crampon, prepared here program in here very small notebook.
Preparing material for the down down’s
With all the preliminaries done, it was show time. Strap On donned a ceremonial sarong and led the down down’s from the middle of the circle.
I am ready! Are you?
Strap On selected a choir of Dastardly, Lazy Cummer and Rashy Bush. A mostly sitting choir was revved up to sing themselves a song.
Best mostly sitting choir in a while
First off was the hare, who received a down down for setting a great trail.
Shakesbeer – pose 1Shakesbeer – pose 2Sing me a song!
The family that hashes together gets a down down together. Apparently Scissor Sister was associated with this group through salad discussions.
Hashing Family supported by Scissor Sister
Lying Sack of Shit and Snow BlowerKing ShitNew Hat Shit for King Shit from Hot CheeksLazy Cummer and PMS – some horrendous crimeInsane BoltMmmmm Lady FingersSnevilLSOS and Stool StufferBooty CampI suspect these down down’s are for rescuing Liquor LotsIs it getting dark?Scissor SisterInsane Bolt and Strap On Crampon – RA down down
With the down down’s complete, we were declared to be “on the piss”
Immediately after Insane Bolt accepted a beer for the next RA, he remembered his schedule and had to immediately capitulate. Scoobie will pick it up for the next run.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The epic trail ended up to be 7 km through the deepest recesses of Sandy Beach Park. Great views with interesting terrain. A fine effort by Shakesbeer!
With the recent passing of our veteran Calgary Hash House Harrier, Whale Wanker (Tom Wheeler), a tribute run was proposed to coincide with his birthday.
King Shit and On In volunteered to set trail starting from a known location on Kensington Road, Pizza Bob’s. The neighbourhood has hosted many hash runs in the past and was close to Whale Wanker’s was living.
A significant turn out of hashers arrived at Pizza Bob’s and the parking lot filled up with runners (and walkers).
This would be Pizza Bob’s
Once parking was sorted out, the group got larger as more hashers arrived.
Hashers gathering
The group was invited to circle up by Camshaft, who went through the announcements and introductions.
Circle Up!
Scooter Slow ClapStrap On Crampon and Huggy BearBooty Camp and Liquor LotsHump the Shark and Hot CheeksStool Stuffer, Sir Pukes-Alot and Va JJKarate Klit and HardlyTighty Whitey and On InScissor SisterMr. PeeeeeNutFlat and DastardlyMmmmm Lady FingerAll Hands On Dick, Rashy Bush and Slippy ThongJust DawnSlow ClapComes and Goes and Fog HornySucks EverythingNo HareSkully and LumberjackPyro and Cock TaleNot Too Deep and IceBagPyroKing ShitLying Sack of Shit and Boob Check
Knobby, Shack Shock and Daisy Duke
PMS
Shakesbeer
Beer in the RearMouthfulDirty Dancer
The hares were called into the circle to described the marks.
Let us make some marks here…Regular marksYou know what they look likeA sampling of some marks
The pack getting ready to do something
With the description complete, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Out of the parking lot heading west. Need to find the narrow passageway to the back alley to be on trail. Marks were found that indicated the true trail.
Finding trailBeer in the Rear and Slow ClapComes and GoesA moment of indecisionA fast pace strollPark AheadHump is a swingerAcross the parkShakesbeer post spinningThis could be a spinning thingHow much fun is this!Where to next!More swinningPark Art
This playing is tiring
PMS in strideThe group is followingBack alleyPMS heading to the regroup! In front of Whale Wanker’s placeWatch out for bikes!Back to the pub for the down down’s
Back to the pub, the pack settled in for the down down’s.
Pizza and beerYummy ChattingWaiting patientlySir Pukes-Alot in training
The Down Down’s
Camshaft was the Religious Advisor for the evening. The beverages were assembled and it was time to start the program.
Beverages readyCamshaft ready
The RA announced the choir will be PMS and Strap On Crampon. With great joy and glee, the came out to the front and sang themselves a suitable song.
Here’s to usWe are the best choir ever!Here’s to the hares!Hash archives from historySir Pukes-AlotJust DawnHot CheeksA collection of hashers getting a down downFlat and Tighty WhiteySlippery Armpit and Ben WahScissor SisterHump the Shark and Liquor LotsKing Shit with his emulation of Whale Wanker’s wardrobeHot CheeksAll Hands on Dick, Sir Pukes-Alot and Va JJNot Too Deep and Booty CampIce Bag – 269 Runs
Lumberjack – Shares some Whale Wanker memories
With the program complete, it was time to find a volunteer for next week’s RA. Thankfully, Strap On said she was IN.
RA down down, testing out the blue lighting effect! Camshaft and Strap On Crampon
With the down down’s complete, we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A relaxing run of close to 5 km’s was enjoyed by the group. Fine trail by King Shit and On In and a fine tribute to Whale Wanker.
We were pleased when Mr. PeeeeeNut volunteered to set trail. He chose an obscure starting point referred to as the Silver Springs Boardwalk. With exacting precision, google maps pointed to a parking lot with limited spaces.
The pack arrived and Dastardly was prepared with Jello shots. The weather was good and a good number of hashers showed up.
Preparation for the run!
The group started to form something like an elongated oval that could pass for a stretchy circle.
King ShitScissor SisterOn In and PyroDastardly and Hot PantsHardlyJust Bobby JoTommy Two FingersCamshaftMmmmm Lady FingersSnow BlowerLying Sack of Shit and Boob CheckMr. PeeeeeNutHump the SharkShakesbeerBooty CampKarate Klit
Camshaft called the circle to order and went through the announcements and introductions.
Circle UpListen to Camshaft
The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks.
I have set marksYou have seen these beforeQuite a collection of marksMake sure to check out the photo op’s
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the marks for the true trail.
The Trail
Off to the north along the sidewalks, until we found the key marks that directed us into the dirt trails in the ravine.
Off you go!This way to startFind the marksView of the ravineSkinny trailScissor Sister leads the wayHump the Shark returns from a false trailNot that way!Down the stairsBoardwalk found
Shakesbeer goes down.
Bow River … looking West!
Shakesbeer reading a sign
View of the Bow River
Canada Olympic Park in the distance
View to the east
Trail found – uphill
Counting crows
Hashers checking out the dog friendly areaScoobie and Shakes beer taking in the viewpointScoobie spotted on the pathway
Through the pathways and parks, eventually the trail arrived at the regroup vehicle.
Regroup foundA cluster of hashers at the regroup
The hashers enjoyed the refreshments available from the regroup vehicle.
Team grey spotted at the regroup
Kai is checking out KK’s features
A short walk back to the start and the group prepared for outdoor down down’s.
Taking over this corner of the parking lot400 th Run trophy makes an appearanceEnjoying the sunsetSunsetPreparing for the down down’sAre we ready yet?
Very important task – filling up the half yard!
Down Down’s
With the beverages prepared, it was time for Twisty to do the Religious Advisor duties.
Beverages readyTwisty ready
Twisty started by choosing the choir. King Shit and Shakesbeer were selected and sang themselves a song.
Choir ready to go!
Mr. PeeeeeNut – HareBoob Check – Confusing on on callsDastardly – slipping and slidingBlue Balls – avoiding mudLSOS – small hornKK – Too much walkingI like to walk for a cause!King ShitHot PantsScissor SisterMmmmm Lady FingersHump the SharkTommy Two FingersOn In and PyroJust Bobby Jo
And then it was time for the milestone award. Camshaft has completed 400 run and gets to hold on to a lovely large trophy until the next hasher makes the mark. A half yard of beer is a suitable recognition.
So many runsI will drink thisHow hard can it be?Start SlowWatch out for the wave!Nearly thereDone!Where will I put this award?Apparently Hardly and Scoobie did something….Down Down for them
To finish off, it was time to convince someone to be the RA for next week. With his half yard done, Camshaft was receptive and said he would do it.
Down down for the RA’s. this week and next week!
RA’s sorted – down down and on the piss!
With the down down’s complete, the group packed up and headed over to a nearby establishment for further debriefing.
What a happy bunch!
All’s well that ends well.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine romp of close to 5 km’s in the wilds of Silver Springs NW. Great trail set by Mr. PeeeeeNut.
We were pleased that Pyro stepped up the hare another trail in August. Starting from the parking lot of the 12 Mile Coolee Natural Area, providing great access to the hills and pathways close by.
The evening of the run was cool and smokey. A group of intrepid hashers showed up for the entertainment that Pyro had prepared.
Extensive pathway networkSmokey sun
The pack found a place to park and mingled before the circle was called.
A cluster of hashers – aggregated by AI
Pyro thinking about all the fun the hasher were about to haveNot the warmest evening in August
Looks like Hardly ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. Mr. PeeeeeNut tried to be in all the hasher photo’s, using his best photobombing tactics. AI fixed that problem…..
Hardly invited the hare into the circle to describe the marks for the trail.
Hare to the circle pleaseYou know the drill. The marks are what you expect.
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
The trail started off to the east, across Stoney Trail in the the Scenic Acres neighbourhood. Following trail, sidewalks and streets the trail unfolded.
Across the streetThis way or that way?
Lazy Cummer finds a big bridge, and that orange thing in the sky is the sun
Pyro kept an eye on progress to ensure that no one got left behind,
Pyro on top of things
Into the natural area, the trail headed off into the wilderness. Downhill to start then uphill to return.
Hashers spotted…. a collection of walkersLazy CummerUphill stretchShakesbeerStool StufferOPP
Scissor Sister being chased by Rashy Bush
How we like uphill!
Hardly has thisNo one lost that I know of!
Hump the Shark solving the world’s problems
Finishing off, I can hear the refreshments calling!
The regroup vehicle was found and there was much rejoicing.
Regroup found!
The group got set up for outdoor down down’s. Settling in waiting for things to happen!
Why are we waiting!Happy dogs!Can Crusher before
Can Crusher – disappeared
Eventually, things were organized enough to have the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
According to last weeks notes, Lazy Cummer was intended to be the Religious Advisor. However, it appears that Hump the Shark ran the program. I am sure that Lazy Cummer will have his chance in the future.
Hump the Shark imagined the crimes, stories and offences that deserved a down down. Starting with the hare, who , once again, set a fine trail for the hash to follow!
Pyro – hareDown Down!
A series of infractions and observations were duly rewarded with down down’s.
KK – DFLScissor Sister – likes sharing her cornLiquor Lots – Many thistles to enjoyTwisty – Zoo experienceAP – positive parentingHardly and Tighty Whitey – tattling on the RA to the RAOPP – even though the run was close to home, she was lateStoolie and Rashy – recovering from music festivalsKing Shit Blue Balls – for no particular reasonShakesbeer – new eyes find the trailDastardly – brought beers and shooters…. and took the pictures
Down down the RA’s – Hump the Shark and next week Twisty
With the down down’s completed, the pack continued to socialize and perhaps head to the Last Straw Ale House for a debrief.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Close to 5 km’s of great trail set by Pyro was enjoyed by the pack.
Hash Extra
Unfortunately, the scribe was not physically present at the run. Thank you Elon for Starlink that allowed me to create this write up remotely
Humble cottage
At the beach with some of my friends
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers