With the recent passing of our veteran Calgary Hash House Harrier, Whale Wanker (Tom Wheeler), a tribute run was proposed to coincide with his birthday.
King Shit and On In volunteered to set trail starting from a known location on Kensington Road, Pizza Bob’s. The neighbourhood has hosted many hash runs in the past and was close to Whale Wanker’s was living.
A significant turn out of hashers arrived at Pizza Bob’s and the parking lot filled up with runners (and walkers).
This would be Pizza Bob’s
Once parking was sorted out, the group got larger as more hashers arrived.
Hashers gathering
The group was invited to circle up by Camshaft, who went through the announcements and introductions.
Circle Up!
Scooter Slow ClapStrap On Crampon and Huggy BearBooty Camp and Liquor LotsHump the Shark and Hot CheeksStool Stuffer, Sir Pukes-Alot and Va JJKarate Klit and HardlyTighty Whitey and On InScissor SisterMr. PeeeeeNutFlat and DastardlyMmmmm Lady FingerAll Hands On Dick, Rashy Bush and Slippy ThongJust DawnSlow ClapComes and Goes and Fog HornySucks EverythingNo HareSkully and LumberjackPyro and Cock TaleNot Too Deep and IceBagPyroKing ShitLying Sack of Shit and Boob Check
Knobby, Shack Shock and Daisy Duke
PMS
Shakesbeer
Beer in the RearMouthfulDirty Dancer
The hares were called into the circle to described the marks.
Let us make some marks here…Regular marksYou know what they look likeA sampling of some marks
The pack getting ready to do something
With the description complete, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Out of the parking lot heading west. Need to find the narrow passageway to the back alley to be on trail. Marks were found that indicated the true trail.
Finding trailBeer in the Rear and Slow ClapComes and GoesA moment of indecisionA fast pace strollPark AheadHump is a swingerAcross the parkShakesbeer post spinningThis could be a spinning thingHow much fun is this!Where to next!More swinningPark Art
This playing is tiring
PMS in strideThe group is followingBack alleyPMS heading to the regroup! In front of Whale Wanker’s placeWatch out for bikes!Back to the pub for the down down’s
Back to the pub, the pack settled in for the down down’s.
Pizza and beerYummy ChattingWaiting patientlySir Pukes-Alot in training
The Down Down’s
Camshaft was the Religious Advisor for the evening. The beverages were assembled and it was time to start the program.
Beverages readyCamshaft ready
The RA announced the choir will be PMS and Strap On Crampon. With great joy and glee, the came out to the front and sang themselves a suitable song.
Here’s to usWe are the best choir ever!Here’s to the hares!Hash archives from historySir Pukes-AlotJust DawnHot CheeksA collection of hashers getting a down downFlat and Tighty WhiteySlippery Armpit and Ben WahScissor SisterHump the Shark and Liquor LotsKing Shit with his emulation of Whale Wanker’s wardrobeHot CheeksAll Hands on Dick, Sir Pukes-Alot and Va JJNot Too Deep and Booty CampIce Bag – 269 Runs
Lumberjack – Shares some Whale Wanker memories
With the program complete, it was time to find a volunteer for next week’s RA. Thankfully, Strap On said she was IN.
RA down down, testing out the blue lighting effect! Camshaft and Strap On Crampon
With the down down’s complete, we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A relaxing run of close to 5 km’s was enjoyed by the group. Fine trail by King Shit and On In and a fine tribute to Whale Wanker.
Last week was shorts weather. This week was cold and snowy. AP was in line for haring, but had to defer to Hump the Shark to fulfill her obligation. As such, Hump the Shark accepted the challenge, and trail was laid. As a reward, Abandoned Pussy was volunteered to be the Religious Advisor. She has these skills and all were happy.
The group assembled in the bar, keeping warm until called outside. With some international types coming back to the cold climate to appreciate the vacations they had recently completed.
Small hashers were out in abundance as well. Great expectations of playground time could be sensed. The parking lot at Pizza Bobs quickly filled up with those hashers that knew how to park well.
On-In mustered the group to outside where the circle formed at the end of the parking lot.
Death march to the coldOur venueSomething like a circleA circle segmentEnthusiastic hashers Pyro and DastardlyOn-In takes chargeJunior hashers presentHardly, Roaring Nancy and Hump the SharkKing Shit with puppyLazy Cummer ready for actionHash shit for me?Hump the Shark describes the marks for the trail
The Trail
The pack was released to find the marks. Orange flagging was part of the marking scheme. One flag for on. No checks or check backs in flagging. The runners headed west to the first marks.
The walkers were told to keep themselves entertained for an appropriate time for a 6 km run. The walkers headed down Parkdale Boulevard to find some suitable terrain for their walk.
This looks like a good direction
Happy park time was had be the little people. The parents complained about being cold and wanted to move on.
Really enjoying standing here in the coldFull playing mode for the little ones
Apparently the runners were entertained by a hill climb and a special parkade feature in the hospital. Evidently, what goes up must come down. No complaints were heard from the runners, suggesting that they had a fine time with some quality park time as well.
Reckless playground activityInsane Bolt selling snow as ice creamThis could end very badlyStair climberScience experimentThe cleaners missed a spot
Not to be outdone, the walkers took in some of the special scenes and attractions of the Parkdale neighbourhood prior to finding the regroup.
Icicle production in progressNo explanationToys to keep you entertained while pressing buttons
The Regroup
As the walkers group was a bit fragmented, and no extra key fobs were delivered, some had the experience of freezing on the sidewalk beside the locked regroup vehicle. Others followed the Beer Meister to the regroup vehicle. The refreshments were not as cold as the outside temperature. Quick work was done prior the seeking the warmth of Pizza Bobs.
Happy regroup walkers!
The Ending
Pizza Bobs was warm and inviting. The group filed in to appreciate the central heating. Good food and beer were available for the appreciative patrons.
The Down Downs
Abandoned Pussy was Religious Advisor for the evening. She had a cunning plan to make sure that everybody got a down down. Part of her plan was to call someone up for a crime, then have them pick the next victim to be rewarded with a down down.
A series of punishments and rewards were delivered in suitable fashion. We are please to see that our new boot “Just Amy” has returned for more fun. A great addition to the group!
Ready to goStrap On accepts a down downCan Crusher in trainingHump the Shark, a fine trailRoaring and Insane BoltTouche and Can CrusherJust Amy singled out for some type of misdemeanor
With the down-downs complete, we are now all “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers