Tag Archives: whale wanker memorial run

Run

Run 2477 – Whale Wanker Memorial Run

Hares: King Shit and On In

Location: Pizza Bob’s Classic Pie – Thin Crust Pizza,

2610 Kensington Rd NW, Calgary, AB T2N 3S5

https://maps.app.goo.gl/jJWsaEexxhbFSk2u7

RA: Camshaft

Attendance: 51

Remembering Whale Wanker!

The Beginning

With the recent passing of our veteran Calgary Hash House Harrier, Whale Wanker (Tom Wheeler), a tribute run was proposed to coincide with his birthday.

King Shit and On In volunteered to set trail starting from a known location on Kensington Road, Pizza Bob’s. The neighbourhood has hosted many hash runs in the past and was close to Whale Wanker’s was living.

A significant turn out of hashers arrived at Pizza Bob’s and the parking lot filled up with runners (and walkers).

This would be Pizza Bob’s

Once parking was sorted out, the group got larger as more hashers arrived.

Hashers gathering

The group was invited to circle up by Camshaft, who went through the announcements and introductions.

Circle Up!
Scooter Slow Clap
Strap On Crampon and Huggy Bear
Booty Camp and Liquor Lots
Hump the Shark and Hot Cheeks
Stool Stuffer, Sir Pukes-Alot and Va JJ
Karate Klit and Hardly
Tighty Whitey and On In
Scissor Sister
Mr. PeeeeeNut
Flat and Dastardly
Mmmmm Lady Finger
All Hands On Dick, Rashy Bush and Slippy Thong
Just Dawn
Slow Clap
Comes and Goes and Fog Horny
Sucks Everything
No Hare
Skully and Lumberjack
Pyro and Cock Tale
Not Too Deep and IceBag
Pyro
King Shit
Lying Sack of Shit and Boob Check
Knobby, Shack Shock and Daisy Duke
PMS
Shakesbeer
Beer in the Rear
Mouthful
Dirty Dancer

The hares were called into the circle to described the marks.

Let us make some marks here…
Regular marks
You know what they look like
A sampling of some marks
The pack getting ready to do something

With the description complete, the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

Out of the parking lot heading west. Need to find the narrow passageway to the back alley to be on trail. Marks were found that indicated the true trail.

Finding trail
Beer in the Rear and Slow Clap
Comes and Goes
A moment of indecision
A fast pace stroll
Park Ahead
Hump is a swinger
Across the park
Shakesbeer post spinning
This could be a spinning thing
How much fun is this!
Where to next!
More swinning
Park Art
This playing is tiring
PMS in stride
The group is following
Back alley
PMS heading to the regroup! In front of Whale Wanker’s place
Watch out for bikes!
Back to the pub for the down down’s

Back to the pub, the pack settled in for the down down’s.

Pizza and beer
Yummy
Chatting
Waiting patiently
Sir Pukes-Alot in training

The Down Down’s

Camshaft was the Religious Advisor for the evening. The beverages were assembled and it was time to start the program.

Beverages ready
Camshaft ready

The RA announced the choir will be PMS and Strap On Crampon. With great joy and glee, the came out to the front and sang themselves a suitable song.

Here’s to us
We are the best choir ever!
Here’s to the hares!
Hash archives from history
Sir Pukes-Alot
Just Dawn
Hot Cheeks
A collection of hashers getting a down down
Flat and Tighty Whitey
Slippery Armpit and Ben Wah
Scissor Sister
Hump the Shark and Liquor Lots
King Shit with his emulation of Whale Wanker’s wardrobe
Hot Cheeks
All Hands on Dick, Sir Pukes-Alot and Va JJ
Not Too Deep and Booty Camp
Ice Bag – 269 Runs
Lumberjack – Shares some Whale Wanker memories

With the program complete, it was time to find a volunteer for next week’s RA. Thankfully, Strap On said she was IN.

RA down down, testing out the blue lighting effect! Camshaft and Strap On Crampon

With the down down’s complete, we were declared “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A relaxing run of close to 5 km’s was enjoyed by the group. Fine trail by King Shit and On In and a fine tribute to Whale Wanker.

Hash Extra