Blue Balls volunteered to set trail on a warm summer evening. He has a number of routes in the Signal Hill area that test our ability to find trail and experience both uphill and downhill.
Starting from Buffalo Bob’s Pub, a familiar place for the hash, we gathered in the parking lot to prepare for the trail.
The group started to form something that looked like a circle as they chatted and discussed recent events.
Booty Camp ran the circle as both Insane Bolt and Camshaft were out of town.
Party PumperHardlySnow Blower (with Booty Camp hiding somewhere)Lazy CummerBlue BallsMenage-a TroisNew boot Patti JoScissor SisterAbandoned PussyCan Crusher and Huggy BearKrustyPyroKing ShitTwistyStool StufferHot PantsOn InSwollen MemberStrap On CramponAll Hands on Dick and Sir Pukes-AlotRashy BushHump the SharkMucky DipVa J JSlow ClapShakesbeerArchive – Ice Bag
OPP displays her off spring in training
With the circle formed, we had a special announcement to acknowledge the recent passing of Whale Wanker, (Tom Wheeler) a veteran Calgary Hash House Harrier. He will be missed by the group.
Booty Camp went through the circle formalities and called the hare into the circle to describe the marks.
Blue Balls making marksStandard Marks
With the marks described, the pack was released to find true trail.
The Trail
Out of the parking lot, the pack headed North to find a check indicating a change of direction. Madly off in all directions, eventually the trail was found.
Hardly following the leaderRashy Bush and Scissor SisterBlue Balls keeping things under controlPedestrian bridge across Sarcee
Over Sarcee Trail to catch a view of the traffic as we head over toward Signal Hill.
View NorthView SouthOff the bridgePathway with a sunny dispositionHardly up hill
Photo opportunity
View from Signal Hill
Through the neighbourhoodsNeat and tidy neighbourhoods
A view from the hill
Close to the endBus shelter vandalism is apparently a thingKSKai has a new friendKS and puppy supervising
Following our uphill and downhill experience, the end of the trail was in sight. The view of the regroup vehicle was a welcome sight.
The regroup vehicle found
With a private room in the back, we headed over to Buffalo Bob’s to do the down down’s inside.
Down Downs
On In was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He prepared his program and the beverages for the cerimony.
On In started the program by appointing a choir of Hardly, Snow Blower and Daisy Duke.
On InChoir version 1Choir version 2
The first down down was for the hare, Blue Balls for setting a great trail. Well marked with great views. A little light on playgrounds, but the uphill and downhill made up for this.
Great TrailBlue Balls
A down down for the new boot, Penny Joe.
New Boot – Patti JoArchive – Ice BegSwollen MemberBooty CampMenage-a- TroisParty Pumper and Booty CampJust Patti Jo back againSwollen Member and TwistyKing ShitOn InA tribute to Whale Wanker, with authentic WW shortsNot sure what he is pointing at?
Down Down for the RA, and a volunteer for next week!
With the down down’s complete, it was time to enjoy the company and refreshments.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
Blue Balls set a circular trail of over 6 km’s with a variety of terrain and great views. With great weather and hot temperatures it was a fun evening.
Hash Extra
AP enjoying a special moment. I wonder if she knows that Shakesbeer is not there!
With warm weather and mosquito season upon us, it was great that Mmmmmm Lady Fingers and Camshaft volunteered to set trail. Starting from the Bowness Community Centre, great terrain and the Bow River close by to provide great trail options.
The pack arrive and set up in the NW corner of the parking lot. The call to circle up was given by Camshaft and the group assembled in some sort of shape.
A circle in about to form
Swollen MemberHump the SharkLittlest HoeMmmmmm Lady FingersHot CheeksLiquor LotsJust AngelicaKing ShitBeer in the RearSlow ClapRashy BushStool StufferBooty CampAll Hands on DickScissor SisterSir Pukes-alot and Va JJKarate KlitMr. PeeeeeNutOn InWhale WankerPyroHardlyuLying Sack of Shit and Just EsterSnow BlowerTwisty
Camshaft called the circle to order and went through the announcements and introductions.
A circle of sorts
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks that were set. There was some talk about the marks being obliterated by the severe rainstorm the night before, so this will be interesting.
Camshaft, Mmmmm Ladyfingers with help by Littlest Hoe were the hares.
The hares describe the marksMost importantly, there was a regroup
The Trail
The pack was released to find the trail in the Bowness neighbourhood.
This is the way!Camshaft ensuring all is wellWalkers gather Hardly has a missionLiquor Lots and Just AngelicaKK leading Slow Clap, Scissor Sister and Beer in the RearHump the Shark navigates a curb
Playground sighting
Stoolie testing the weight limits of the spring loaded itemKK engaged in teeteringScissor Sister shows us how to slide rightKK and Just Ester teetering and totteringSir Pukes-alot teaching Va JJ how to playHot Cheeks is a swingerAppropriate use of spring loaded playground itemOh No! The shark has no chanceWe can balance thisMr PeeeeeNut contimplatingKai giving Twisty a kissWalkers on the bridgeAI re-invented King ShitView PointMr. PeeeeeNut in a sunbeamHow deep?This deepRashy charging throughA family affairMy shoes need a washOr a mud bathKK acts as a dip stick for water depthGetting wet makes me happyCamshaft pleased that the runners found the trail despite the obliterated marksTourist show of the bridgeArt Shot upstreamArt Shot downstreamLate Scoobie sightingSnow Blower swatting mosquitosSlow Clap racing Beer in the rearLooks like racing
Just Angelica and Liquor Lots
KS and KaiTwistyRashy can hear the regroupStoolie and CamshaftA good signYummy beverages in there
Eventually, the regroup was found and there was much mirth and merriment.
On In finds the regroupWhale Wanker in stridePyro has eyes on the Kayak
Back to the Bowness Community Centre to conduct the outdoor down down’s.
Getting ready for the down down’s
The beverages were assembled and it was time to conduct the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Stool Stuffer had volunteered to be the Religious Advisor for this week. He diligently prepared his program and started off by appointing a choir of Slow Clap and Karate Klit.
Seem to be missing some of the action pictures, as I would expect the a down down for the choir, followed by the hares to be call up and thanked for the great run.
From Stoolie’s notes, Beer in the Rear – 50 runs
LSOS for doing a bad impersonation. On In for taking a long time to find the regroup.
Twisty for going down on trail and getting kissed by King Shit’s dog Kai.
Twisty went down on trail, and was rescued by Kai
Down down for all runners who did not run through the shiggy.
KK and Just Ester receive a down down
Skewbic Hair for being late…Scoobie and Pyro for being hero’sMmmmm Lady Fingers and TwiatyDown the RA and RA for next week
On In volunteered to be the RA for next week, and down down’s were in enjoyed as we were declared to be “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine trail of some 6 km’s with a river crossing. For those that chose the get wet, a fine time was had.
Krusty volunteered to set a trail in Fish Creek, Voltier’s Flats with help from Slow Clap. It has been a great mosquito season, coupled with the rain and mud to make this venue quite special
The starting point was Voltier’s Flats picnic area. Adjacent to Fish Creek, the chance of getting your feed wet were 100%. We were warned to bring dry clothes and bug spray.
Voltier’s Flats
The group arrived in the parking lot and started to get organized. Plenty of bug spray was a good choice, until it gets washed off at the first water crossing.
Circle Up
The hashers present tried to form something that looked like a circle,
Booty CampHump the SharkLiquor LotsSlippy ThongMmmmmm Lady FingersTwisty and Slow ClapDaisy DukeRashy Bush and Stool StufferSir Pukes-alot and Va JJAdd in All Hands on DickScissor SisterWhale WankerMr. PeeeeeNutJust Ester and Lying Sack of ShitTighty WhiteyBeer in the Rear with LorenzoDastardlyBacchanalShakesbeerXXX RayKing ShitKrustyHardlyPyroJust Monireh
Camshaft ran the circle with the mosquitos circling as well. He went through the announcements and introductions then invited the hares into the circle to describe the marks.
Camshaft would like your attentionSlow Clap demonstrates chalk marksKrusty handles the flour
There was mention of flagging as well. The pack was released to find the true trail.
Off to find the marksStool Stuffer and Whale WankerShakesbeer changing alongThe pack on the pathway!Trail in the sunYet another creek crossing
Avoid falling in
Shoe washOn trailWalkers group shot!Found on trail!All Hands on DickCluster of Walkers
Through the forest, finding trail and false trail, eventually to the beer near sign indicating we were near the end of the trail. The mosquitos will have to find some new blood donors to feed them.
Krusty survives his trail
We think it is time for a refreshment!
A quiet portion of the parking lot as chosen to put our chairs in a circle to prepare for the down down’s.
Chairs in the sun
Orange food group makes all things better
The group settled in and waited for the down down’s to begin.
Down Down’s
The Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening was Hump the Shark. He prepared his program of stories, lies and accusations. Beverages were prepared and the down down’s were ready to deliver.
Hump the Shark ready to go
The RA selected a choir of Twisty and Daisy Duke. They sang themselves a song to demonstrate how happy they were to be selected.
Choir – Daisy Duke and Twisty
First off were the hares followed by a series of crimes and acknowledgements.
Hares – Krusty and Slow Clap
The success of the recent Stampede Campout was acknowledged. A fine weekend of camping and running were enjoyed by a good number of the hash. Mmmm Lady Fingers and Camshaft did the heavy listing, with support by Stool Stuffer and Rashy Bush. Thanks to the organizers!
Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers with Stoolie and RashyWhale WankerVa JJ, All Hands on Dick, Sir Pukes-alotBashing – Hot CheeksShe has the Alanis shirt!
The shoes match the toes
Mr. PeeeeeNutXXX RayCamshaftLiquor LotsBooty CampBlue Balls – there were bikes on trailsJust EsterPyroAll hands on dickKing Shit – birthday boyJust Monireh – Down on trail
All hash shits into the circle
Hash Shit redistribution
Lying Sack of ShitMmmmm Lady FingersSir Pukes-alot proving how valuable he is to the hash
Down the RA’s – Hump the Shark and Stool Stuffer for next week!
With the down down’s complete, we were declared “on the piss”. The group got packed up and headed over to Austen’s Pub for a debrief.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Not the longest trail we have ran, but certainly the most mosquito bites per runner. The creek crossings were refreshing as was the oozing mud on the banks. Never a dull moment but I think the mosquitos were victorious.
Stampede is happening in Calgary and everything is a party. Thankfully, Daisy Duke volunteered to set trail. Finding the starting point proved challenging for some, but Sandy Beach is a park area on the Elbow River jut south of the Glenmore Reservoir dam.
The access way to the lower parking lot has now all been paved, rather than the dirt track that existed in the past. The hash arrived and found suitable parking and waited for the pack to arrive.
Some were in Stampede costume with appropriate headwear. Other had the stampede spirit within. Camshaft called for the pack to circle up.
Something like a circleStrap on CramponLiquor LotsStool StufferHot Pants, getting close to the sinDastardlyTwistyMapleSisson SisterJust Monireh and Resident AssholeJust RasDaisy DukeCrustySlow ClapKarate KlitHump the SharkRoaring NancyPull my Woody, Photobombed by Roaring NancySticky LipsMucky DipPyroHardlyRashy BushLying Sack of ShitJust EsterProdigal Daughter
Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Listen Up…. We have a run we need to tell you about
The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks that had been set to describe the trail.
I have used chalkI have made some marksThere are many marks, some of them confusingIt is all here! Watch out for that Turkey / Eagle split
The hare mentioned flagging, and then the pack was released to find the marks.
The Trail
Leaving the parking lot, finding the first couple of marks proved challenging. However, the pack prevailed and marks were found and the trail was followed.
Off we go!Easy start Making a planWalkers in the fancy neighbourhoodsWalkers photo opSteep TrailsDown we goMarks foundLSOS looking downStoolie makes a faceJut Monireh finds a playgroundPathway a bit overgrown
The walkers were the first to arrive back to the regroup vehicle, and prepared for outdoor down down’s.
Hashers preparing for outdoor down down’s
Waiting patientlyRashy andn StoolieJust Ras, Hardly and Just EsterConferenceRefreshmentsDown down’s soon
Beverages were prepared and it was time for down down’s.
Down Down’s
Lying Sack of Shit was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He diligently prepared his program and started off by selecting a choir of Roaring Nancy and Resident Asshole.
Lying Sack of Shit – RAChoir – Roaring Nancy
The hare was called in to be acknowledged for his fine trail through the wilds of Sandy Beach.
Best Sandy Beach Trail ever!A find hare effortNew Boot – Just RasKarate Klit and Just MonirehRoaring Nancy conducting an inspectionStrap on Crampon – passed inspection!Just Monireh – Lost items on trailRoaring Nancy – Found items on trail
Roaring Nancy returns lost property to the owner
Pull My WoodyHash Shit imspection
An obvious sexual offence being acknowledged here…
Lets sing the camel song for Krusty and Dastardly
Blue Balls King Shit – Hash ShitMilestones – Dastardly 1250 and Slow Clap – 169We are the greatest hashers!
Another milestone was celebrated. Apparently Skewbic Hair has achieved 1200 runs with the hash. A significant investment in both time and money. Bring on the half yard!
Control is important as to not be overtaken by the wave.
With all the significant rewards completed, it was time to find an RA for next week and down down the RA’s.
New RA identified – Hump the SharkDown the RA’s and “on the piss”
The down down’s complete, it was time to wrap up and head over to the Garrison Pub for debriefing.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Some say that this trail was in the order of 6 km’s. Only maps from the walkers, so the runners will have to overlay their trail experience.
A Canada Day Run with the Calgary Hash House Harriers has been a thing for some years. This year, Hardly and Twisty stepped up to host an afternoon run on the day, which happens to follow on Wednesday. There was a plan to make this event extra special with multiple 2 km loops with refreshment stops in between. BBQ to follow!
The plan was set and the trail concept was nailed down. Apparently, the weather was a problem and some rain appeared to eliminate the marks that had been set.
Plan B – live hare on a reduced concept. Two trails to enjoy.
The pack assembled at the Hardly and Twisty Haus, ready to celebrate Canada Day. A good turn out of 24 hashers showed up. Apparently the weather turned shitty and it became a “wait in the garage and drink beer” until things sorted themselves out.
A small alley riverShoe wash?
The pre run assembly in the garage was where hashers waited patiently for things to change.
HardlyTwistyRashy BushHot CheeksBooty CampStool StufferSnow BlowerKnight StalkerAuntie FrankCamshaftCan You Hear Me NowMr. PeeeeeNutJust EsterLying Sack of ShitSlippy ThongMmmmmm Lady FingersJust MorinehResident AssholeCrustyBacchanalRoaring NancyKing Shit
The rain stopped Sort of a circle was assembled as the pack got ready for their first trail.
Good weather for hashing
The pack ventured out to form some sort of a circle in the back alley. Careful not to get your feet wet.
Camshaft ready for the circleNice outSunny!Hardly ready to goOverdressedRaincoats – you will regret those soon!RA KK and Rashy BushHappy to not be raining
Camshaft runs the circle
The hares were called into the circle to describe what marks to follow. Originally, the multiple trail scheme had marks with M, G, W and E for Moose, Goose, Wolf and Eagle. Apparently a 20 minute thunderstorm obliterated all marks, so the new plan was a guided runners trail and a separate guided walkers trail.
Revised trail markings – Walkers and Eagles
With the marks described, the pack was released to be escorted to the trail.
The Trail
Out through the back alley, the pack was off to find their way.
Off we goPedestrian crossingFinally a playgroundWhat is the rolling thing for?
Alley out of sequence
I can nap on thisThis feels really goodRocking the Canadian themePathway endsRelaxing paceI could sit here!Slippy with authorityLSOS demonstrating his swinging competencySlippy TeeteringNight Stalker Tottering
Magic – now in balance
Spider vs preyLooks like KK is caughtShadowBacchanal and Just Morineh hanging aroundKnight Stalker gives it a tryAll about the techniquePhoto opBooty Camp getting comfortableTwisty ready to pounceJust Ester with colour coordinated eyewearGreat beer balance!LSOSSnow Blower with the small flags on his hatSlippy leadingLook how dry it is!Just MorinehStool StufferRashy BushKnight Stalker levetatingHardly leading the pack
Back to the Hardly and Twisty Haus to get the back yard thing rocking.
Eventually, it was time for the down down’s to begin. Refreshments were ready!
Dastardly has this under control
The Down Down’s
Mr. PeeeeeNut was the Religious Advisor. A choir was selected of Mmmmm Lady Fingers, and Bacchanal.
Mr. PeeeeeNut – Ready for down down’sChoir – Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Bacchanal
The ceremony started with singing the Oh Canada song, the Hash version printed on this shirt.
Mr. PeeeeNut engaged the group with his program. First off, the hares were rewarded for setting a fine trail and hosting the Canada Day event.
The hares – set a fine trail once they fixed the weatherSlippy and Camshaft – Mutual admiration societyMmmm Ladyfingers – checking on CamshaftKK Milestone – 150 runsDoesn’t feel like 150….Slippy Thong – 269 Runs
Then we have Snow Blower, achieving 300 runs! Get a life?
I am good for thisWatch out for the “wave” near the endI did something!Playground rolling thingMee too!Suspect this is a playground offenceMorineh for positive fashion adjustmentDown Down!Krusty for assisting Twisty set the walkers trail while runningKS and Resident Asshole – One was rummaging in cider, and the other was talking too much about the Forks in WinnipegYummy – Canada Day themedJust Ester and Karate Klit – Only the cream filled TimBits pleases Archives – Auntie Frank and Knight StalkerRoaring Nancy – Talking to much, LSOS – Hash Shit for bad behaviorRA Down Down – Mr. Peeeenut for this week, LSOS for next week
With the down down’s complete, the pack was declared “on the piss” and continued on with the celebration of Canada Day.
Scribed (in absentia) by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
Trail 1 and Trail 2 were both enjoyed. Walkers and Runners. Great trail and good recovery from that rain thing that happened at the start.
Hash Extra
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
