Run

Run 2468 – Daisy Duke Does Sandy Beach

Hares: Daisy Duke

Location: Sandy Beach Park SW

4500 14a St SW, Calgary, AB T2T 3Y4

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RA:  Lying Sack of Shit

Attendance: 31

Wilderness Trail to Sandy Beach

The Beginning

Stampede is happening in Calgary and everything is a party. Thankfully, Daisy Duke volunteered to set trail. Finding the starting point proved challenging for some, but Sandy Beach is a park area on the Elbow River jut south of the Glenmore Reservoir dam.

The access way to the lower parking lot has now all been paved, rather than the dirt track that existed in the past. The hash arrived and found suitable parking and waited for the pack to arrive.

Some were in Stampede costume with appropriate headwear. Other had the stampede spirit within. Camshaft called for the pack to circle up.

Something like a circle
Strap on Crampon
Liquor Lots
Stool Stuffer
Hot Pants, getting close to the sin
Dastardly
Twisty
Maple
Sisson Sister
Just Monireh and Resident Asshole
Just Ras
Daisy Duke
Crusty
Slow Clap
Karate Klit
Hump the Shark
Roaring Nancy
Pull my Woody, Photobombed by Roaring Nancy
Sticky Lips
Mucky Dip
Pyro
Hardly
Rashy Bush
Lying Sack of Shit
Just Ester
Prodigal Daughter

Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

Listen Up…. We have a run we need to tell you about

The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks that had been set to describe the trail.

I have used chalk
I have made some marks
There are many marks, some of them confusing
It is all here! Watch out for that Turkey / Eagle split

The hare mentioned flagging, and then the pack was released to find the marks.

The Trail

Leaving the parking lot, finding the first couple of marks proved challenging. However, the pack prevailed and marks were found and the trail was followed.

Off we go!
Easy start
Making a plan
Walkers in the fancy neighbourhoods
Walkers photo op
Steep Trails
Down we go
Marks found
LSOS looking down
Stoolie makes a face
Jut Monireh finds a playground
Pathway a bit overgrown

The walkers were the first to arrive back to the regroup vehicle, and prepared for outdoor down down’s.

Hashers preparing for outdoor down down’s
Waiting patiently
Rashy andn Stoolie
Just Ras, Hardly and Just Ester
Conference
Refreshments
Down down’s soon

Beverages were prepared and it was time for down down’s.

Down Down’s

Lying Sack of Shit was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He diligently prepared his program and started off by selecting a choir of Roaring Nancy and Resident Asshole.

Lying Sack of Shit – RA
Choir – Roaring Nancy

The hare was called in to be acknowledged for his fine trail through the wilds of Sandy Beach.

Best Sandy Beach Trail ever!
A find hare effort
New Boot – Just Ras
Karate Klit and Just Monireh
Roaring Nancy conducting an inspection
Strap on Crampon – passed inspection!
Just Monireh – Lost items on trail
Roaring Nancy – Found items on trail
Roaring Nancy returns lost property to the owner
Pull My Woody
Hash Shit imspection
An obvious sexual offence being acknowledged here…
Lets sing the camel song for Krusty and Dastardly
Blue Balls
King Shit – Hash Shit
Milestones – Dastardly 1250 and Slow Clap – 169
We are the greatest hashers!

Another milestone was celebrated. Apparently Skewbic Hair has achieved 1200 runs with the hash. A significant investment in both time and money. Bring on the half yard!

Control is important as to not be overtaken by the wave.

With all the significant rewards completed, it was time to find an RA for next week and down down the RA’s.

New RA identified – Hump the Shark
Down the RA’s and “on the piss”

The down down’s complete, it was time to wrap up and head over to the Garrison Pub for debriefing.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Some say that this trail was in the order of 6 km’s. Only maps from the walkers, so the runners will have to overlay their trail experience.

Hash Extra

The posters created for this run.

Daisy Planning
Daisy Ready