Hares : PMS, Snevil, Twisted Sister and Hardly
Where: Dog & Duck, 5340 – 2nd Street S.W.
Religious Advisor: Tighty Whitey
Attendance: 34
Traditions for celebrating poet Robbie Burns in a truly Scottish way range from stentoriously formal gatherings of esthetes and scholars to uproariously informal rave-ups of drunkards and louts. Guess which option we chose? The muggles didn’t know what hit them!
On-On!
Hares : Can You Hear Me Now
Where: The Local 390
Religious Advisor: Abandoned Pussy
Attendance: 34
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Hares : Tommy Two-Fingers, Skewbic Hair
Where: Point and Feather Pub
Religious Advisor: Snevil
Attendance: 43
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Hares : Tight Lips
Where: Weaselhead Bar and Grill, 4604 37th St. SW
Religious Advisor: Lying Sack of Shit
Attendance: 14
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Hares : Strap-on Crampon & Menage a Trois
Where: King’s Head Pub, #15 9116 Macleod Trail South
Religious Advisor:
Attendance: 20
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Hares : Loft-T Prancer, Princess Monkey Spanker
Where: Lof-T’s Lair
Religious Advisor: Skewbic Hare
Attendance: 16
The very best run so far this year!
On-On!