Stampede is happening in Calgary and everything is a party. Thankfully, Daisy Duke volunteered to set trail. Finding the starting point proved challenging for some, but Sandy Beach is a park area on the Elbow River jut south of the Glenmore Reservoir dam.
The access way to the lower parking lot has now all been paved, rather than the dirt track that existed in the past. The hash arrived and found suitable parking and waited for the pack to arrive.
Some were in Stampede costume with appropriate headwear. Other had the stampede spirit within. Camshaft called for the pack to circle up.
Something like a circleStrap on CramponLiquor LotsStool StufferHot Pants, getting close to the sinDastardlyTwistyMapleSisson SisterJust Monireh and Resident AssholeJust RasDaisy DukeCrustySlow ClapKarate KlitHump the SharkRoaring NancyPull my Woody, Photobombed by Roaring NancySticky LipsMucky DipPyroHardlyRashy BushLying Sack of ShitJust EsterProdigal Daughter
Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Listen Up…. We have a run we need to tell you about
The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks that had been set to describe the trail.
I have used chalkI have made some marksThere are many marks, some of them confusingIt is all here! Watch out for that Turkey / Eagle split
The hare mentioned flagging, and then the pack was released to find the marks.
The Trail
Leaving the parking lot, finding the first couple of marks proved challenging. However, the pack prevailed and marks were found and the trail was followed.
Off we go!Easy start Making a planWalkers in the fancy neighbourhoodsWalkers photo opSteep TrailsDown we goMarks foundLSOS looking downStoolie makes a faceJut Monireh finds a playgroundPathway a bit overgrown
The walkers were the first to arrive back to the regroup vehicle, and prepared for outdoor down down’s.
Hashers preparing for outdoor down down’s
Waiting patientlyRashy andn StoolieJust Ras, Hardly and Just EsterConferenceRefreshmentsDown down’s soon
Beverages were prepared and it was time for down down’s.
Down Down’s
Lying Sack of Shit was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He diligently prepared his program and started off by selecting a choir of Roaring Nancy and Resident Asshole.
Lying Sack of Shit – RAChoir – Roaring Nancy
The hare was called in to be acknowledged for his fine trail through the wilds of Sandy Beach.
Best Sandy Beach Trail ever!A find hare effortNew Boot – Just RasKarate Klit and Just MonirehRoaring Nancy conducting an inspectionStrap on Crampon – passed inspection!Just Monireh – Lost items on trailRoaring Nancy – Found items on trail
Roaring Nancy returns lost property to the owner
Pull My WoodyHash Shit imspection
An obvious sexual offence being acknowledged here…
Lets sing the camel song for Krusty and Dastardly
Blue Balls King Shit – Hash ShitMilestones – Dastardly 1250 and Slow Clap – 169We are the greatest hashers!
Another milestone was celebrated. Apparently Skewbic Hair has achieved 1200 runs with the hash. A significant investment in both time and money. Bring on the half yard!
Control is important as to not be overtaken by the wave.
With all the significant rewards completed, it was time to find an RA for next week and down down the RA’s.
New RA identified – Hump the SharkDown the RA’s and “on the piss”
The down down’s complete, it was time to wrap up and head over to the Garrison Pub for debriefing.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Some say that this trail was in the order of 6 km’s. Only maps from the walkers, so the runners will have to overlay their trail experience.
Daisy Duke volunteered to set trail for a great run. His knowledge of the Haysboro/Southwood neighbourhoods would come in handy in devising a challenging yet entertaining trail. The weather was good in early April with snow and warm temperatures at the same time!
Daisy Duke has influence with the Stoneyslope Brewing Company. As such, he was able to get them to open up on a day that they are usually closed. A private venue for the group is a good thing!
Not quite patio weather
The group arrived and settled down prior to the run. Apparently, there was a power failure in this neighbourhood. The good news is that they could still sell us beer and take credit cards using a cell phone as a hot spot! Happy days for all!
People kept arriving and the small space continued to fill up with hashers.
Early arriversMr. PeeeeeNut assessing Returning vacationersWaiting patiently in the dark
Camshaft and Insane Bolt declared it was time to head outside and circle up in the parking lot.
Camshaft works on getting the circle sorted out
Stool StufferSlippy ThongPyroHardlyBooty CampLiquor LotsDastardlyHot PantsKarate KlitPrincess Monkey SpankerKing ShitBlue BallsJust StephenMr. PeeeeeNutLying Sack of ShitStrap On CramponXXX RaySnow BlowerHump the SharkKrustyMmmmmm Lady FingersTwiatyCamshaftRashy BushInsane BoltDaisy DukeOPP
Insane Bolt went through the announcements and introduction. We had a couple of returning archives joining us, Lying Sack of Shit and Krusty.
Insane Bolt running the circle
Finally, the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks he had set for the trail.
I have set a trailI have made some marksI think that I have them all!All the marks you need!
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
From the parking lot, we found marks that sent us across Elbow Drive SW to the community of Haysboro. Along the streets and through the alleys enjoying the sloppy wet sunny conditions.
CrosswalkPMS being chased by Slippy ThongNice form!OPP and LL running and chatting
Playground time early in the run
Sliding opportunityCompetitive slidingInsane practicing his climbing skillsOPP balancingSlippy ThongJust Stephen in shoesXXX Ray looking for trailOPP and King Shit on trackSomewhere around here is the trail!Sunset alleyTrail treasuresA collection of walkers spottedStrapon trailing Insane BoltSidewalk timeMore walkers spottedEvidence of the marksDog Park trudge
King Shit making new dog friends
Patiently waiting for a signalThe pack is movingAnother playgroundStoolie is a swingerFormer snowmanBack Alley Tour
Some historic sights were park of the trail. An old ranch house and a very rare tree were included for our historical appreciation.
Ranch HouseRare TreeBusy streetCrosswalk crossingSafety is importantClosing in on the end
Some other features of the trail were the ski truck. Quite a find in this neighbourhood!
Slick alleysNo slipping please
The long wet alley lead to the regroup vehicle. A sight to see and the source of great fulfilment.
Regroup found
From the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.
Interesting beer and food choices were available. Patience with the single server was the way to go!
The Down Downs
Skewbic Hair was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He assembled his program and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.
Skewbic Hair selected a choir of Rashy Bush and Hump the Shark. They enjoyed a down down as they sang themselves a suitable song.
Skewbic Hair – RAChoir Rashy Bush and Hump the SharkA unique song for the hare
You are all number 1. It was a great trail!
Archives – LSOS and KrustyOPP and LL – chatting on trailMr. PeeeeeNut fixed the power problemLook at these good looking shirts!Racists in uniform!Just Stephen – did not come in his boots this timeBasher spotted – Mucky Dip
Just Stephen saved by KK and King Shit
Hash Shit transfer time!Strap On Crampon gets the stick!
Hardly gets the Hat Shit….all are happy!
Something about found hockey sticksHappy that the stack was embracedKrusty wins the hockey stick challenge
Skewbic Hair declares the group “on the piss”, while LSOS volunteers for next week’s RA
With all the down down’s complete, the group was declared “on the piss”. More yummy beer to consume.
Random picturesHappy RashyStoolie wants this goneI am the best hare today!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
This trail was in the 6 to 8 km range, depending on your level of embracement of the check backs and back checks. A great trail through interesting neighbourhoods.
Hash Extra
Many pictures were taken. Here are some that may be of interest to the group.
What a privilege it is to set the last trail of the year! What a great way to celebrate the opening of a new craft brewery! The Good Cheer Brewing enabled us to sample some new beer for the tail end of the old year!
The Good Cheer Brewing occupies the space formerly used by the Evil Corporation Brewing Company, which was known to the hashers. The new owners have reinvented the space with a 1600’s theme “order of good cheer” . Think Samuel de Champlain and his pals in Quebec and you are on the right track.
We look forward to their south facing patio as the weather gets warmer.
Good Cheer Brewing – Patio promise!
Inside, those that were there early were treated to a brewery tour by the owner Nathan. The balance of the pack wandered in an looked over the goodies they had on offer to be enjoyed after the run.
New spaceOldy furnishingsChecking it outPre circle in the lobby before we head out!
Camshaft called the group outside to form a circle. Bright parking lot lights created some photographic challenges.
The weather was good as a chinook had blow in. Above freezing temperatures made for slippy and sloppy underfoot.
Hump the SharkCamshaftMr. PeeeeeNutTwistyHardlyWhale WankerKrustyLiquor LotsKarate KlitOn InSnow BlowerBooty CampBeer in the Rear and Slow ClapStool StufferDaisy DukeKnight StalkerCan You Hear Me NowDastardlyLazy CummerKing Shit
Missing a couple of pictures, including Tighty Whitey and Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Slippy Thong.
Mmmmm Lady FingersSlippy ThongLying Sack of ShitTighty Whitey
Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions.
Camshaft is the centre of attention as he runs the circle
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the run.
Daisy Duke and Tighty WhiteyDaisy shows us the marksYou will likely see none of these!Clear as can be… Good luck!
With the trail described, the park was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
Off out of the parking lot in all directions. False trails galore were discovered and eventually the true trail marks were found.
A bit darkClear sidewalksHeading to the railway crossingThe pack finds marks in a back alleyDaisy minding the back of the packNice shiny slick streetsLiquor Lots running fastTypical Ramsay car
Through the alleys, streets and sidewalks we continued on trying to find the illusive marks. The hare was helpful in keeping us going in the right direction.
City view sighted
The pack following the eagle trail
Those that chose the eagle trail were off to the cemetery and Reader Rock Garden to catch some city views.
Fancy restaurantDaisy Duke looking for the lost pack
City View showing the Stampede Park
Daisy shows the way. Yes, these are the steps you must climb
Another city view
Daisy and Scoobie show odd the view!
Liquor Lots and Lying Sack of Shit attempt a selfie
A very good mark
The regroup is found!
Back to the brewery to get set up for the down down’s
Long table full of hashers
The Down Down’s
Mr. PeeeeNut volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He diligently prepared his program and the beers were organized.
Fine down down beer waiting to be consumed
Mr. PeeeeeNut started off with the hares and proceeded to reword and punish those selected.
Here’s to the haresTasty down down for a great trailSlow Clap and Slippy Thong – shoelace issuesWe are both wonderful!Whale Wanker and Liquor LotsSkewbic HairCamshaftDastardlyLying Sack of ShitHash Shit for Daisy Duke – for loosing the pack
Mr. PeeeeeNut declares the pack to be “on the piss”
The down down’s now complete, the pack was declared “on the piss”. The group settled down to enjoy the balance of the evening.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Given the excellent marks to be found, and the complication of an eagle/turkey split, the run distance was variable depending of your experience. Some say it was close to 7 km in distance, but your actual distance may vary. A fine trail through the wilds of Ramsay SE was enjoyed by the pack.
Summer is a great time to be outside in Calgary. Unfortunately, a lot of the group have travel plans so it is sometime difficult to attract both hares and runners. Daisy Duke apparently realized it was his turn to set trail, and was able to use his influence to get Stoneyslope Brewing Company to open on a Monday evening when they are usually closed.
The Monday before Canada Day is kind of weird. Seems like a lot of people take the day off to make an extra long weekend. Monday at 7:00 pm is Hash Time regardless, so the plan was to set and run the trail. A warm up to the Canada Day run that Pyro will set on the next day!
It appears that we still had our African visitors around for another hash with us. Thus, a reasonable turn out given the circumstances.
Your illustrious scribe, Skewbic Hair, was enjoying the beach life in Manitoba, thus made a plea to others to provide pictures and notes from the run. This is a remote reporting of the run I was not on.
Dastardly provided pre run Jello shots to put the group in the mood for the run.
Yummy Jello
It would appear that we had a circle in the parking lot of Stoneyslope Brewing with Insane Bolt running the circle.
Part of a circleMore parts of the same circleDaisy Duke – Nice Hat ShitPussy GaloreGomer Pyles and ShakesbeerTwistyOn InJust 10 BeaverA portion of PyroKing ShitStar LadyPussy GaloreDaisy DukeLSOS, AP and Can Crusher, Strap On with Huggy BearJust Basil and Not ReadyLSOS posing as a trail marker
Blue Balls and Karate Klit
With the announcements and introductions complete, it was time for Insane Bolt to introduce the hare to the circle.
Insane Bolt manages the circleComplete attention to the task at hand
Daisy appeared and used some props as marking posts to describe the marks for the evening. I am sure that you all remember the marks and the description of the trail provided.
I have set the best trail everI am sure you will take this seriouslyMarks on LSOS ‘s shirtWhy are there trail markings on my shirt?
With the trail marks described, the pack was released to find the marks.
The Trail
From Stoneyslope Brewing Company parking lot, the trail explored the reaches of Haysboro SW. A fine collection of roads, pathways and alley’s were navigated to create a joyful experience for the hash.
Just 10 following upYes, that is a markA grueling paceWho needs a tarp when you have a flag this bigWe got thisHardly and LSOSAlley inspectionGadget checkF4 leading the packLive HarePark BreakMore fun to be hadKK climbing the sticksSee how much fun this is!
Unending trail went on for a great distance. You could see the expression of desperation in the faces of the forlorn hashers.
You are almost thereThis hash shit is heavyThis juice box is tastyGP sprintingShakesbeer attempts an “on course” glasses adjustmentLadies conferringInsane Bolt looking for the endLSOS and his heavy hash shitThis is the way we rock!
After an extreme effort in the summer heat, the regroup was located and the group went into drinking and socializing mode to try and forget the epic trail they had just completed.
On InInsane Bolt – sweatingJust 10 Beaver LSOSHardly – beer quality controlPyro – getting ready for Canada Day runBeer goodCider goodLot in hereNot Ready getting readyCanadian beer is marvelousCooling down….Best regroup everHappy to be hereAP is counting the days for school to startWe had a great timeBest run ever!
Eventually, it was time to walk across the parking lot to Stoneyslope Brewing to prepare for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
We set up on the picnic tables in the parking lot and got ready for the down down’s. Shakesbeer volunteered to be the Religious Advisor for the evening, so he got ready with the program.
I love being the RA!
In grand style, the down down’s started and there was much rejoicing. Many offences and crimes were committed on trail and all were duly celebrated.
I looks like Dastardly and Twisty were nominated as choir. They sang themselves a song and prepared for many more.
Choir – Dastardly and TwistyTo the hare – Daisy DukeDastardly with a very dark beerNot ReadyTwisty laughing to herselfInsane Bolt and LSOS – likely racistsStrap On Crampon Karate KlitF4Insane Bolt – again?Star LadyKing ShitPussy Galore with a four legged friend
The down down’s went swimmingly, and it is likely that a down down was given to the RA for a job well done.
The pack was declared “on the piss”.
Scribed in absentia by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
I predict that the real trail was 7-8 km in length. Here it is courtesy of Daisy Duke.
Hash Extra
A few additional items for you to take in from the trail.
Ready for action!Trail TreasureJello extraction techniqueWhat shape comes to mind?Food truck parkingGrand Beach – Manitoba
Patterson VersionAssuming the eclipse positionGoats Eye Chair Version – Sunshine Ski Resort
The Beginning
Thankfully, Daisy Duke and Lazy Cummer did not a major astronomical event getting in the way of setting trail. A partial solar eclipse is no big deal, however, they chose to wait util after the event was over to set their trail “on the day”. No point in setting trail if the world has come to an end.
Daisy and Lazy Cummer had selected a difficult to find parking lot in Crescent Heights NW as the starting point of the trail. Artfully timed to catch the rush hour and general congestion of a near downtown run location. Never the less, a trail was set and we are all thankful for that.
Arriving suitably late, the scribe did not have much of a story from the pre run activities in the parking lot. Apparently, the hares set the run at 5:00 pm. Scouted out the Two Pillars Brewing Company to conclude that it was too micro for the On-In. Good catch!
Wayne Gretzky cream and other pre run beverage were available, likely celebrating the fact the world was still functional post partial solar eclipse.
A good turn out of over 30 enthusiastic hashers, complete with visitors and new boots!
Lying Sack of ShitLL with new recruitPMS looking pensive, Slippy Thong looking distractedVisitor, Twisty and Roaring NancyNew Boot, Beer in the Rear, Slow Clap and Blue BallsStool Stuffer and Rashy BushSnow Blower, Hardly, and LSOSKS and DastardlyLazy Cummer, Just Matt, KC and DDHot Cheeks and Hump the Shark
On-In got the circle started. Announcements and introductions, then the hares were call in to explain the great trail they had in store for the group.
On In in commandLC and DD trying to remember what marks they had setApparently, the whole trail can be done with these marks!
The pack was released, and the confusion was engaged. From the top of Crescent Heights, you know that you will likely be going down, down, down to the Bow River with some great views.
The Trail
The false trails that were set from the start enabled the pack to get quite disoriented. Perhaps some post eclipse hangover was affecting judgement. Eventually, the marks were discovered and the pack found an early playground thankfully.
The trail did deliver to the height of Crescent Heights, with a great view of the city. There was no escaping the huge descent awaiting the pack.
A path with a view
The pathway was alive with people and dogs, creating some obstacles for the runners.
A major transgression of marking etiquette was committed by one of the canine runners. Surely, Poppy was not happy with the trail at this point.
Thankfully, the hash continued and a the pack was entertained with a tour of Princess Island, Centre Street Bridge and the Mount Pleasant neighbourhood.
In the interest of community service, Skewbic Hair cleaned up the detritus on the trail as not to upset the hasher with the poor housekeeping.
The illusive Happy Beaver spotted on trailNeat and TidyYou are welcome!
Eventually, the runners made it back to the regroup after 6+ km of grueling trail running.
Trail this wayRunners look very small on the bridge from herePMS practicing here gangster movesHump the Shark seems unreasonably satisfiedNew Boot!Beer in the RearYour not number 1, your are number 2!
Strap On Cramp On with avalanche airbag ready to deploy
Regroup
Given the crime problems in the neighbourhood, the hash ensure we had suitable security around our prized beverage collection. Camshaft was ready to leap into action if required. He has been practicing his defensive Japanese crutch moves should trouble arise.
The group assembled and enjoyed a suitable refreshment, thinking how the nice warm weather had been replaced a cold and windy conditions. Not ideal for parking lot down-downs.
Down-Downs
The adjacent Crescent Heights community centre had a wind reduced patio deemed suitable for down-downs. Insane Bolt and Liquor Lots prepared for the ceremonies. Hump the Shark seems to have no problem volunteering to be Religious Advisor. He may have found a permanent role with the group!
Less windy hereCrucial preparationsHump the Shark ready to roll!
Hump selected Hot Cheeks and Strap-on Cramp-on as the choir. They seem pleased with the responsibility of selecting the songs for the group. The crimes were many. The new people and visitors were recognized. The usual suspects were recognized and a Hash Shit was handed off.
Choir – Hot Cheeks and Strap OnHares – Daisy Duke and Lazy CummerLong lost Calgary hasher returned after years of absenceNew BootsLook how happy they seem!On-In receives a down-downLSOS describing how long his story wasSecurity acknowledgedPeeing Poppy with her handlerPMS once againPyro – Delayed milestoneSlow Clap and Slippy ThongInsane with a new bootMmmmm Lady FingersDastardly relinquishing the Hash Shit to Poppy’s handler
We made it through the down-downs and were declared “on the piss”. We decided to on-in at Paradise Beverage Company (formerly Elite Brewing). A small but cheerful group continued to celebrate the great trail and the end of the partial solar eclipse.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
The Trail
Something like 6 ish km’s. A fine trail.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
