Run

Run 2476 – Mr. PeeeeeNut Goes North!

Hares: Mr. PeeeeeNut

Location: Silver Springs Boardwalk

Bow River Pathway, Calgary, AB T3B 3P5

https://maps.app.goo.gl/P8PpjUkc7MWwP62i8

RA: Twisty

Attendance: 22

Surprisingly Uphill!

The Beginning

We were pleased when Mr. PeeeeeNut volunteered to set trail. He chose an obscure starting point referred to as the Silver Springs Boardwalk. With exacting precision, google maps pointed to a parking lot with limited spaces.

The pack arrived and Dastardly was prepared with Jello shots. The weather was good and a good number of hashers showed up.

Preparation for the run!

The group started to form something like an elongated oval that could pass for a stretchy circle.

King Shit
Scissor Sister
On In and Pyro
Dastardly and Hot Pants
Hardly
Just Bobby Jo
Tommy Two Fingers
Camshaft
Mmmmm Lady Fingers
Snow Blower
Lying Sack of Shit and Boob Check
Mr. PeeeeeNut
Hump the Shark
Shakesbeer
Booty Camp
Karate Klit

Camshaft called the circle to order and went through the announcements and introductions.

Circle Up
Listen to Camshaft

The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks.

I have set marks
You have seen these before
Quite a collection of marks
Make sure to check out the photo op’s

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the marks for the true trail.

The Trail

Off to the north along the sidewalks, until we found the key marks that directed us into the dirt trails in the ravine.

Off you go!
This way to start
Find the marks
View of the ravine
Skinny trail
Scissor Sister leads the way
Hump the Shark returns from a false trail
Not that way!
Down the stairs
Boardwalk found
Shakesbeer goes down.
Bow River … looking West!
Shakesbeer reading a sign
View of the Bow River
Canada Olympic Park in the distance
View to the east
Trail found – uphill
Counting crows
Hashers checking out the dog friendly area
Scoobie and Shakes beer taking in the viewpoint
Scoobie spotted on the pathway

Through the pathways and parks, eventually the trail arrived at the regroup vehicle.

Regroup found
A cluster of hashers at the regroup

The hashers enjoyed the refreshments available from the regroup vehicle.

Team grey spotted at the regroup
Kai is checking out KK’s features

A short walk back to the start and the group prepared for outdoor down down’s.

Taking over this corner of the parking lot
400 th Run trophy makes an appearance
Enjoying the sunset
Sunset
Preparing for the down down’s
Are we ready yet?
Very important task – filling up the half yard!

Down Down’s

With the beverages prepared, it was time for Twisty to do the Religious Advisor duties.

Beverages ready
Twisty ready

Twisty started by choosing the choir. King Shit and Shakesbeer were selected and sang themselves a song.

Choir ready to go!
Mr. PeeeeeNut – Hare
Boob Check – Confusing on on calls
Dastardly – slipping and sliding
Blue Balls – avoiding mud
LSOS – small horn
KK – Too much walking
I like to walk for a cause!
King Shit
Hot Pants
Scissor Sister
Mmmmm Lady Fingers
Hump the Shark
Tommy Two Fingers
On In and Pyro
Just Bobby Jo

And then it was time for the milestone award. Camshaft has completed 400 run and gets to hold on to a lovely large trophy until the next hasher makes the mark. A half yard of beer is a suitable recognition.

So many runs
I will drink this
How hard can it be?
Start Slow
Watch out for the wave!
Nearly there
Done!
Where will I put this award?
Apparently Hardly and Scoobie did something….
Down Down for them

To finish off, it was time to convince someone to be the RA for next week. With his half yard done, Camshaft was receptive and said he would do it.

Down down for the RA’s. this week and next week!

RA’s sorted – down down and on the piss!

With the down down’s complete, the group packed up and headed over to a nearby establishment for further debriefing.

What a happy bunch!

All’s well that ends well.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair

Trail Summary

A fine romp of close to 5 km’s in the wilds of Silver Springs NW. Great trail set by Mr. PeeeeeNut.

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