Run

Run 2475 – Pyro Gets Busy!

Hares: Pyro

Location: Villa D’Este Tuscany (12 Mile Coolee Natural Area)

10221 Tuscany Blvd NW, Calgary, AB T3L 0A3

https://maps.app.goo.gl/hkU2oJW6qgdwGzhR9

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 20

The Beginning

We were pleased that Pyro stepped up the hare another trail in August. Starting from the parking lot of the 12 Mile Coolee Natural Area, providing great access to the hills and pathways close by.

The evening of the run was cool and smokey. A group of intrepid hashers showed up for the entertainment that Pyro had prepared.

Extensive pathway network
Smokey sun

The pack found a place to park and mingled before the circle was called.

A cluster of hashers – aggregated by AI
Pyro thinking about all the fun the hasher were about to have
Not the warmest evening in August

Looks like Hardly ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. Mr. PeeeeeNut tried to be in all the hasher photo’s, using his best photobombing tactics. AI fixed that problem…..

Hardly calls the circle to order
Abandoned Pussy
Liquor Lots
Scissor Sister
Tighty Whitey
Shakesbeer
King Shit
Mr. PeeeeeNut
Hardly
Blueballs
Twisty
Stool Stuffer
Rashy Bush
Hump the Shark
Pyro
Lazy Cummer
Karate Klit
Can Crsher
Dastardly
Maple
OPP

Hardly invited the hare into the circle to describe the marks for the trail.

Hare to the circle please
You know the drill. The marks are what you expect.

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the trail.

The Trail

The trail started off to the east, across Stoney Trail in the the Scenic Acres neighbourhood. Following trail, sidewalks and streets the trail unfolded.

Across the street
This way or that way?
Lazy Cummer finds a big bridge, and that orange thing in the sky is the sun

Pyro kept an eye on progress to ensure that no one got left behind,

Pyro on top of things

Into the natural area, the trail headed off into the wilderness. Downhill to start then uphill to return.

Hashers spotted…. a collection of walkers
Lazy Cummer
Uphill stretch
Shakesbeer
Stool Stuffer
OPP
Scissor Sister being chased by Rashy Bush
How we like uphill!
Hardly has this
No one lost that I know of!
Hump the Shark solving the world’s problems
Finishing off, I can hear the refreshments calling!

The regroup vehicle was found and there was much rejoicing.

Regroup found!

The group got set up for outdoor down down’s. Settling in waiting for things to happen!

Why are we waiting!
Happy dogs!
Can Crusher before
Can Crusher – disappeared

Eventually, things were organized enough to have the down down’s.

The Down Down’s

According to last weeks notes, Lazy Cummer was intended to be the Religious Advisor. However, it appears that Hump the Shark ran the program. I am sure that Lazy Cummer will have his chance in the future.

Hump the Shark imagined the crimes, stories and offences that deserved a down down. Starting with the hare, who , once again, set a fine trail for the hash to follow!

Pyro – hare
Down Down!

A series of infractions and observations were duly rewarded with down down’s.

KK – DFL
Scissor Sister – likes sharing her corn
Liquor Lots – Many thistles to enjoy
Twisty – Zoo experience
AP – positive parenting
Hardly and Tighty Whitey – tattling on the RA to the RA
OPP – even though the run was close to home, she was late
Stoolie and Rashy – recovering from music festivals
King Shit
Blue Balls – for no particular reason
Shakesbeer – new eyes find the trail
Dastardly – brought beers and shooters…. and took the pictures
Down down the RA’s – Hump the Shark and next week Twisty

With the down down’s completed, the pack continued to socialize and perhaps head to the Last Straw Ale House for a debrief.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Close to 5 km’s of great trail set by Pyro was enjoyed by the pack.

Hash Extra

Unfortunately, the scribe was not physically present at the run. Thank you Elon for Starlink that allowed me to create this write up remotely

Humble cottage
At the beach with some of my friends