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Run

Run 2431 – Born to Run

Hares: Tighty Whitey

Born Brewing Company

414 36 Ave SE #3, Calgary, AB T2G 1W4

https://maps.app.goo.gl/qXj4ttGrS6Bcd3SW6

RA:  Camshaft

Attendance: 22

Running from Born Brewing

The Beginning

Apparently there is a new Bruce Springsteen movie out that has received some attention. As one of Mr. Springsteen’s signature songs is “Born to Run”, Tighty Whitey was inspired to step forward to set a Springsteen themed run from Born Brewing Company. As such, we were inspired to run from Born under a Born to Run theme.

The group arrived in the dark to the run start. Born Brewing is a modest taproom with great beers. Apparently, there was some sort of police commotion in front of the brewery to entertain us.

Born Brewing Company
Hope this is not you!

The group arrived after finding suitable parking. Some socializing prior to the run start.

Settling in
Pre run chat

Eventually, it was time to head outside to an adjacent parking lot to form a circle.

Circling up!
Liquor Lots and her fur kids
Mmmm Lady Fingers
Stool Stuffer
Shakesbeer
Hardly
Snevil
Booty Camp
Twisty
Lazy Cummer
Mucky Dip and Hot Pants
Hot Pants and Hump the Shark
Blue Balls
Slippy Thong
Tighty Whitey
Daisy Duke
LL again!
OPP

Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

Insane Bolt runs the circle

The hare was called into the circle to explain the marks for tonight’s trail.

On is a “B”
Checks and check backs
Eagle Turkey split
Hill are present

The pack was released and the group spread out to find the marks for true trail.

The Trail

Off we went in all directions until the marks were found. Mostly industrial backwater.

Insane Bolt takes off
Slippy Thong in the mix
A critical change of direction
Wonderous industrial properties
into the residential area
Snevil sporting her hat skit
Slippy and OPP
Steep sidewalk with steps!
City view
C-Train tracks coming up
Level crossing
Rock Garden
Fancy restaurant
Daisy and OPP
Born to Run! In the cemetery…

Up the hill, following flagging then through the cemetery. This is where we cue the Born to Run music amongst the dead to rest folks.

Slippy can sense a regroup nearby
Regroup found!

After suitable refreshment, we headed back to Born Brewing Company to settle in for the down down’s

Great seats
Beer selection

After selecting suitable beers, we waited for the down down’s to start.

The Down Down’s

Camshaft has volunteered to be Religious Advisor for the evening. He prepared his program as we got ready for the performance.

Beverages ready
Camshaft ready to perform
Choir – Shakesbeer and Lazy Cummer

Camshaft went through his material, honouring the hare for setting a fine trail. There were many offences and infractions to be dealt with.

Hare – Tighty Whitey
On In – auto hashing
Snevil with her Hat Shit
Hat Shit to Insane Bolt
TW and Hump the Shark
Skewbic and Mmmm Lady Fingers
Hardly
OPP
Liquor Lots
Hot Pants
Hump the Shark and Insane Bolt
Racists

Through a diplomatic progress of threats and intimidation, we were able to identify an RA for next week. Snevil succumbed to the pressure and was rewarded with a down down. Down Down for Camshaft as well.

Camshaft and Snevil – On the Piss and next weeks RA

With the down down’s complete, we pack relaxed and continued to enjoy the fine refreshments that Born Brewing Co. had to offer.

Born Brewing is the best!

Scribed to Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of between 6 km and 9 km depending on your Eagle vs Turkey persuasion. Fine terrain with some great view points. Level C-Train crossings are always a fun time!

Run

Run 2392 – Y5K Run from Inglewood SE

Hares:   Tighty Whitey

Location: Burn Block Social Club

1217B 9 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 0S9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/nd1D1NQGXdyv4Hhh8

RA:  Hump the Shark

Attendance: 25

Burns Block in Inglewood – Where Beer and Pinball Live

The Beginning

Tighty Whitey volunteered to hare this run. With the longer daylight hours, we start in the light and end in the twilight. Burns Block Social Club in Inglewood SE was the start point for the run. The location is the legacy Revival Brewery and Arcade which features plenty of pinball games.

The hashers assembled inside only to be instructed to circle up in the rear parking lot. A rather hap hazard collection this week, struggled to get the circle shape right.

A good turn out for a warm day with daylight for the run!

Hardly and Twisty
Hot Quickie with invisible dog
F4 attracts invisible dog
Shakesbeer
Slow Clap
Beer in the Rear
New Boot – Karla
On In
Hump the Shark
Liquor Lots
Hot Pants makes an appearance. Nice hat shit!
F4
Abandoned Pussy
Never Been Hashing here for a Y5K
Twisty
King Shit
Pyro
Tighty Whitey
Dastardly

PMS, returning from some exotic travel destination, was in charge of the circle. Announcements and introductions were conducted and the hare was called into the circle. Perhaps AP had some role in setting the trail as well…..

PMS
Chalk handoff
We have made these marks for you
Follow these marks and all will be revealed.

After the marks were described, with an emphasis on the viewpoint, the pack was released into the setting sun.

The Trail

Off through the streets of Inglewood, along the Elbow River toward the Saddledome. Good views along the pathways were enjoyed until the stairs were discovered.

Hashers on patrol
Hashers on a field
LSOS fueled by a Mexican vacation
Hashers in action
Hardly on trail
Bridge over the Elbow River
Playground art
High density, what everyone needs
Pathway sunset
Twisty on trail
With a bit more roofing, you would be dry in this

Apparently this signage is significant. Not sure if it is the family name recognition that Bacchanal identifies with, of the offer to stop for a 3 way….. Choices?

Who knew?

The sun set was observed and for those that found the stairs, a viewpoint was provided!

Way up here is the view
TW knows
Cloud shot
Shitty stairs

Some sunset shots were taken as proof that there was an actual viewpoint!

Sunset as planned
Dark soon

Down the stairs, back along the pathway to find more trail.

F4 climbing
Cloud shot
Green light go!
LSOS and PMS racing away

Apparently, there was some park action for the adventurous. Never let a play opportunity go by without taking time to play.

Approval
Swingers
Who is watching!
Hot Pants and Stool Stuffer sharing a moment

After many kilometers, the regroup was spotted and refreshments were enjoyed by all.

Regroup with a stage
Twilight happening
Three photogenic hashers and LSOS

Eventually, it was time to get back to the pub to begin the down down’s

The Down Down’s

Back to the Burns Block Social Club to get organized for the down down’s. Tight quarters makes for a cozy situation. Beer and food order in preparation for the main event.

What is the best deal here?

Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor for the evening, and the choir was Dastardly and Roaring Nancy. The program started with an acknowledgement to the choir, the hare, and Shakesbeer.

Here’s to the Hare
Shakesbeer – Not on trail

A series of crimes and accusations were revealed, which included:

AP and Pyro for discussing politics on trail, LSOS for being an archive and arriving back to Canada injured, Karla, the new boot. Shortcutting, bike riding to the hash, and other serious events.

Hardly and Twisty
Pyro with AP
LSOS returns
New Boot – Karla
LL- won the hash
Hardly
Hot Pants – nice hat shit
Twisty
KK and Bacchanal – short cutters
King Shit – He is number 1
Beer in the Rear, On In and F4
Slow Clap

Eventually, the material was spent, the beer was consumed and all was good.

Hump the Shark declares the group “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

If you made no mistakes, the trail was 5 km. Not what most people observed as 6 + km was typical. Great trail!

Hash Extra

The scribe was unfortunately unable to attend the run due to a skiing engagement in Jasper. I am sure I would have enjoyed the trail if I was there. My substitute fun was OK as well!

Run

Run 2375 – Pinball Run from Tighty Whitey

Hares:   Tighty Whitey

Location: Burn Block Social Club

1217B 9 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 0S9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/X8GKGVsdz6FxFKSB8

RA:  Hump the Shark

Attendance: 27

A run with a Pinball theme

The Beginning

Tighty Whitey succumbed to the guilt of not having set a run in the recent weeks. He cratered and volunteered to take the date of December 9, 2024. His plan was to set the run from Inglewood from a taproom/pub formerly known as the Revival Brewing and Arcade (Revival Brewcade), now know as Burn Block Social Club. A key feature of this establishment is the pinball arcade games.

What kind of hasher does not enjoy ancient pinball games, especially if it is free on Monday night? As such, a run was set to introduce the hash to this new establishment and enjoy the sights and sounds on the Inglewood neighbourhood.

A good turn out with 27 hashers, including archives, new boots and the balance of the group.

The group converged on the taproom/arcade and got ready for the run.

Getting ready to run
What a great place to run from!

Looks like PMS ran the circle, and introduced the pack to archives (Mermaid, Maple, Cocktail and Not Too Deep), as well as new boots, Just Lena and Just Natalie.

Tighty Whitey was called into the circle to describe the cunning trail he had concocted. Featuring and Eagle and Turkey split (of was that Easy and Tough). Marks were displayed on a wall for all to enjoy.

This are the marks for the trail

The hash was released to find the marks to follow through Inglewood and beyond.

The Trail

Down 9th ave SW over the river to what used to be know as Fort Calgary. Great views of the city, zoo lights and other features.

Street Crossing
Follow the leader
Lights
City view

Closer to the zoo, there were plenty of lights to enjoy.

Zoo lights

Apparently, some playground action was involved with headlight equipped hashers enjoying themselves immensely.

Playground action
Is my light bright enough?
PMS
Camshaft

More pathways leading to the illusive regroup, hidden in plain site near Cold Garden.

PMS
Light competition
KC playing in the traffic
LL sampling
Hardly keeping it together
Slippy Thong and friends
PMS modelling her found cowboy hat
Cowboy hat discussion
Insane looking lost

After the regroup was completed to everyone’s satisfaction, back to the Burn Block Social Club for the down downs.

The Down Downs

Back to the pub, the group got themselves sorted and prepared for the down downs.

Not Too Deep and Cocktail make an appearance! Long lost hasher!
Settling in for some beer and entertainment
Cowperson hats welcome
Smile check
Insane thinking
You are not number 2!
LSOS practicing his double exposure
Do not we look like we are having a good time?

Hump the Shark eventually got his act together to perform the closing ceremonies. A choir of Hot Cheeks and Slow Clap were ready to deliver the songs.

Hump the Shark with a talented choir of Hot Cheeks and Slow Clap
Hare – Tighty Whitey
High Shit shenanigan. LSOS and Liquor Lots
Pyro and Roaring Nancy – dirty dicks
Archives – Mermaid, Cocktail and Not Too Deep
Archives
New Boots – Lena and Natalie
New Boots – demonstrating potential
PMS sporting the new cowboy hat look
Pinball offences – Insane Bolt and LSOS
Dastardly – paparazzi
Bar Tenders – new friends!

A fine job by Hump the Shark and the group was declared “on the piss”

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A good 5.0 km plus with a significant check back on Memorial drive.

Bonus Content

Scoobie was unfortunately unable to make the run due to a conflicting ski camp and Mount Norquay. Sun, snow and fun. All part of making Scoobie a better skier.