Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail on May the Forth. With a Star Trek theme, costumes were encouraged.
The starting point of the trail was the parking lot at Stanley Park. The group arrived and prepared for an epic trail. Camshaft called for the group to circle up and we got ready for the trail.
The circle, sort of
Hump the SharkPrincess Monkey SpankerLying Sack of ShitLL, Hot Cheeks , Snevil and PoppiTighty WhiteyStool StufferTwistyRashy BushLittlest HoeMmmmm Lady FingersDastardlyBlue BallsCamshaftKing ShitHardlyCovered in GooRoaring Nancy with Irish dogsSlow ClapBooty CampOPPInsane BoltPyroShakesbeerMr. PeeeeeNut
Camshaft went through the introduction and announcements, then called the hare into the circle to explain the marks!
Camshaft with a stickShakesbeer has marksThis is what they areFollow and you will find the end!
Shakesbeer pointed out the first mark, and the pack was released.
The Trail
Off across the park to find more marks. Flagging and chalk marks revealed themselves as the pack progressed the trail.
Across the parkSnevil lookingHot Cheeks followingPlayground spottedKing Shit masters the small slideHot Cheeks on trail
Two slides – no waiting
OPP readyOPP done!StepsSteady progressSnevil catching upArchitectural remnentsDastardly on the pointMirror viewUp the pathMore ruinsLindsay’s FolleyAnother parkLL sliding with PoppiHappy puppySlow ClapUp the hillRideau ParkFalse TrailQuite the hedgeFull time job keeping it neat!Local attractionBeaver love
Viewpoint
PlaygroundPMS pendulatingHaving funPoppi is a swinger as well!
Regroup found!
With the regroup located, it was time for a quick refreshment prior to heading to Born Brewing Company for indoor down downs.
Born Brewing CompanySlow Clap
Down Down’s
Tighty Whitey was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He had prepared a program with a Star Wars theme. His Star Wars inspiration extended into inventing a names he attributed to hashers in the down down’s.
Tighty Whitey – Girth Vader
Choir – Cantina Band – Hardly and Stoolie
Hare – Shakesbeer – Hand SoloPMS – Princess Laid YaMmmm Lady Fingers – Princess OrgasmPyro – OtobeYoung KenobiDastardly – Jack off the HutHump the Shark – 3PonmyPoo + LSOSSnevil – RUD2OPP and Slow ClapCamshaft – Lubed Skywalker and LL – Fuckakin SkywalkerBooty CampInsane Bolt – Chewed Back HairLittlest Hoe – Emperor ProstateA group down down for some reason that escapes me!RA for next weekOn the Piss
With the down down’s complete, it was time to socialize and enjoy the yummy Born Brewing product.
Chat festHappy timesConversation!
Apparently, a hash shit was abandoned at the pub. I trust this will be reacquainted with its rightful owner.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was 5 – 6 km’s through the wilds of Stanley Park, Rideau Park and Park Hill. A combination of streets, pathways, alleys and trails. Shakesbeer outdid himself setting this great trail.
Apparently there is a new Bruce Springsteen movie out that has received some attention. As one of Mr. Springsteen’s signature songs is “Born to Run”, Tighty Whitey was inspired to step forward to set a Springsteen themed run from Born Brewing Company. As such, we were inspired to run from Born under a Born to Run theme.
The group arrived in the dark to the run start. Born Brewing is a modest taproom with great beers. Apparently, there was some sort of police commotion in front of the brewery to entertain us.
Born Brewing Company
Hope this is not you!
The group arrived after finding suitable parking. Some socializing prior to the run start.
Settling inPre run chat
Eventually, it was time to head outside to an adjacent parking lot to form a circle.
Circling up!Liquor Lots and her fur kidsMmmm Lady FingersStool StufferShakesbeerHardlySnevilBooty CampTwistyLazy CummerMucky Dip and Hot PantsHot Pants and Hump the SharkBlue BallsSlippy ThongTighty WhiteyDaisy DukeLL again!OPP
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
The hare was called into the circle to explain the marks for tonight’s trail.
On is a “B”Checks and check backsEagle Turkey splitHill are present
The pack was released and the group spread out to find the marks for true trail.
The Trail
Off we went in all directions until the marks were found. Mostly industrial backwater.
Insane Bolt takes offSlippy Thong in the mixA critical change of directionWonderous industrial propertiesinto the residential areaSnevil sporting her hat skitSlippy and OPPSteep sidewalk with steps!City viewC-Train tracks coming upLevel crossingRock GardenFancy restaurantDaisy and OPPBorn to Run! In the cemetery…
Up the hill, following flagging then through the cemetery. This is where we cue the Born to Run music amongst the dead to rest folks.
Slippy can sense a regroup nearby
Regroup found!
After suitable refreshment, we headed back to Born Brewing Company to settle in for the down down’s
Great seatsBeer selection
After selecting suitable beers, we waited for the down down’s to start.
The Down Down’s
Camshaft has volunteered to be Religious Advisor for the evening. He prepared his program as we got ready for the performance.
Beverages readyCamshaft ready to perform
Choir – Shakesbeer and Lazy Cummer
Camshaft went through his material, honouring the hare for setting a fine trail. There were many offences and infractions to be dealt with.
Hare – Tighty WhiteyOn In – auto hashingSnevil with her Hat ShitHat Shit to Insane BoltTW and Hump the SharkSkewbic and Mmmm Lady FingersHardlyOPPLiquor LotsHot PantsHump the Shark and Insane BoltRacists
Through a diplomatic progress of threats and intimidation, we were able to identify an RA for next week. Snevil succumbed to the pressure and was rewarded with a down down. Down Down for Camshaft as well.
Camshaft and Snevil – On the Piss and next weeks RA
With the down down’s complete, we pack relaxed and continued to enjoy the fine refreshments that Born Brewing Co. had to offer.
Born Brewing is the best!
Scribed to Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of between 6 km and 9 km depending on your Eagle vs Turkey persuasion. Fine terrain with some great view points. Level C-Train crossings are always a fun time!
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