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Run 2431 – Born to Run

Hares: Tighty Whitey

Born Brewing Company

414 36 Ave SE #3, Calgary, AB T2G 1W4

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RA:  Camshaft

Attendance: 22

Running from Born Brewing

The Beginning

Apparently there is a new Bruce Springsteen movie out that has received some attention. As one of Mr. Springsteen’s signature songs is “Born to Run”, Tighty Whitey was inspired to step forward to set a Springsteen themed run from Born Brewing Company. As such, we were inspired to run from Born under a Born to Run theme.

The group arrived in the dark to the run start. Born Brewing is a modest taproom with great beers. Apparently, there was some sort of police commotion in front of the brewery to entertain us.

Born Brewing Company
Hope this is not you!

The group arrived after finding suitable parking. Some socializing prior to the run start.

Settling in
Pre run chat

Eventually, it was time to head outside to an adjacent parking lot to form a circle.

Circling up!
Liquor Lots and her fur kids
Mmmm Lady Fingers
Stool Stuffer
Shakesbeer
Hardly
Snevil
Booty Camp
Twisty
Lazy Cummer
Mucky Dip and Hot Pants
Hot Pants and Hump the Shark
Blue Balls
Slippy Thong
Tighty Whitey
Daisy Duke
LL again!
OPP

Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

Insane Bolt runs the circle

The hare was called into the circle to explain the marks for tonight’s trail.

On is a “B”
Checks and check backs
Eagle Turkey split
Hill are present

The pack was released and the group spread out to find the marks for true trail.

The Trail

Off we went in all directions until the marks were found. Mostly industrial backwater.

Insane Bolt takes off
Slippy Thong in the mix
A critical change of direction
Wonderous industrial properties
into the residential area
Snevil sporting her hat skit
Slippy and OPP
Steep sidewalk with steps!
City view
C-Train tracks coming up
Level crossing
Rock Garden
Fancy restaurant
Daisy and OPP
Born to Run! In the cemetery…

Up the hill, following flagging then through the cemetery. This is where we cue the Born to Run music amongst the dead to rest folks.

Slippy can sense a regroup nearby
Regroup found!

After suitable refreshment, we headed back to Born Brewing Company to settle in for the down down’s

Great seats
Beer selection

After selecting suitable beers, we waited for the down down’s to start.

The Down Down’s

Camshaft has volunteered to be Religious Advisor for the evening. He prepared his program as we got ready for the performance.

Beverages ready
Camshaft ready to perform
Choir – Shakesbeer and Lazy Cummer

Camshaft went through his material, honouring the hare for setting a fine trail. There were many offences and infractions to be dealt with.

Hare – Tighty Whitey
On In – auto hashing
Snevil with her Hat Shit
Hat Shit to Insane Bolt
TW and Hump the Shark
Skewbic and Mmmm Lady Fingers
Hardly
OPP
Liquor Lots
Hot Pants
Hump the Shark and Insane Bolt
Racists

Through a diplomatic progress of threats and intimidation, we were able to identify an RA for next week. Snevil succumbed to the pressure and was rewarded with a down down. Down Down for Camshaft as well.

Camshaft and Snevil – On the Piss and next weeks RA

With the down down’s complete, we pack relaxed and continued to enjoy the fine refreshments that Born Brewing Co. had to offer.

Born Brewing is the best!

Scribed to Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A fine trail of between 6 km and 9 km depending on your Eagle vs Turkey persuasion. Fine terrain with some great view points. Level C-Train crossings are always a fun time!