Run

Run 2458 – May the Fourth Be With You

Hares: Shakesbeer

Location: Stanley Park

Parking lot GPS Coordinates: 51.017348, -114.070629

Southwest Calgary, Calgary, AB T2S 2R6

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RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 26

Viewpoint with LL and OPP

The Beginning

Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail on May the Forth. With a Star Trek theme, costumes were encouraged.

The starting point of the trail was the parking lot at Stanley Park. The group arrived and prepared for an epic trail. Camshaft called for the group to circle up and we got ready for the trail.

The circle, sort of
Hump the Shark
Princess Monkey Spanker
Lying Sack of Shit
LL, Hot Cheeks , Snevil and Poppi
Tighty Whitey
Stool Stuffer
Twisty
Rashy Bush
Littlest Hoe
Mmmmm Lady Fingers
Dastardly
Blue Balls
Camshaft
King Shit
Hardly
Covered in Goo
Roaring Nancy with Irish dogs
Slow Clap
Booty Camp
OPP
Insane Bolt
Pyro
Shakesbeer
Mr. PeeeeeNut

Camshaft went through the introduction and announcements, then called the hare into the circle to explain the marks!

Camshaft with a stick
Shakesbeer has marks
This is what they are
Follow and you will find the end!

Shakesbeer pointed out the first mark, and the pack was released.

The Trail

Off across the park to find more marks. Flagging and chalk marks revealed themselves as the pack progressed the trail.

Across the park
Snevil looking
Hot Cheeks following
Playground spotted
King Shit masters the small slide
Hot Cheeks on trail
Two slides – no waiting
OPP ready
OPP done!
Steps
Steady progress
Snevil catching up
Architectural remnents
Dastardly on the point
Mirror view
Up the path
More ruins
Lindsay’s Folley
Another park
LL sliding with Poppi
Happy puppy
Slow Clap
Up the hill
Rideau Park
False Trail
Quite the hedge
Full time job keeping it neat!
Local attraction
Beaver love
Viewpoint
Playground
PMS pendulating
Having fun
Poppi is a swinger as well!
Regroup found!

With the regroup located, it was time for a quick refreshment prior to heading to Born Brewing Company for indoor down downs.

Born Brewing Company
Slow Clap

Down Down’s

Tighty Whitey was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He had prepared a program with a Star Wars theme. His Star Wars inspiration extended into inventing a names he attributed to hashers in the down down’s.

Tighty Whitey – Girth Vader
Choir – Cantina Band – Hardly and Stoolie
Hare – Shakesbeer – Hand Solo
PMS – Princess Laid Ya
Mmmm Lady Fingers – Princess Orgasm
Pyro – OtobeYoung Kenobi
Dastardly – Jack off the Hut
Hump the Shark – 3PonmyPoo + LSOS
Snevil – RUD2
OPP and Slow Clap
Camshaft – Lubed Skywalker and LL – Fuckakin Skywalker
Booty Camp
Insane Bolt – Chewed Back Hair
Littlest Hoe – Emperor Prostate
A group down down for some reason that escapes me!
RA for next week
On the Piss

With the down down’s complete, it was time to socialize and enjoy the yummy Born Brewing product.

Chat fest
Happy times
Conversation!

Apparently, a hash shit was abandoned at the pub. I trust this will be reacquainted with its rightful owner.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The trail was 5 – 6 km’s through the wilds of Stanley Park, Rideau Park and Park Hill. A combination of streets, pathways, alleys and trails. Shakesbeer outdid himself setting this great trail.

Hash Extra