Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail on May the Forth. With a Star Trek theme, costumes were encouraged.
The starting point of the trail was the parking lot at Stanley Park. The group arrived and prepared for an epic trail. Camshaft called for the group to circle up and we got ready for the trail.
The circle, sort of
Hump the SharkPrincess Monkey SpankerLying Sack of ShitLL, Hot Cheeks , Snevil and PoppiTighty WhiteyStool StufferTwistyRashy BushLittlest HoeMmmmm Lady FingersDastardlyBlue BallsCamshaftKing ShitHardlyCovered in GooRoaring Nancy with Irish dogsSlow ClapBooty CampOPPInsane BoltPyroShakesbeerMr. PeeeeeNut
Camshaft went through the introduction and announcements, then called the hare into the circle to explain the marks!
Camshaft with a stickShakesbeer has marksThis is what they areFollow and you will find the end!
Shakesbeer pointed out the first mark, and the pack was released.
The Trail
Off across the park to find more marks. Flagging and chalk marks revealed themselves as the pack progressed the trail.
Across the parkSnevil lookingHot Cheeks followingPlayground spottedKing Shit masters the small slideHot Cheeks on trail
Two slides – no waiting
OPP readyOPP done!StepsSteady progressSnevil catching upArchitectural remnentsDastardly on the pointMirror viewUp the pathMore ruinsLindsay’s FolleyAnother parkLL sliding with PoppiHappy puppySlow ClapUp the hillRideau ParkFalse TrailQuite the hedgeFull time job keeping it neat!Local attractionBeaver love
Viewpoint
PlaygroundPMS pendulatingHaving funPoppi is a swinger as well!
Regroup found!
With the regroup located, it was time for a quick refreshment prior to heading to Born Brewing Company for indoor down downs.
Born Brewing CompanySlow Clap
Down Down’s
Tighty Whitey was the Religious Advisor for the evening. He had prepared a program with a Star Wars theme. His Star Wars inspiration extended into inventing a names he attributed to hashers in the down down’s.
Tighty Whitey – Girth Vader
Choir – Cantina Band – Hardly and Stoolie
Hare – Shakesbeer – Hand SoloPMS – Princess Laid YaMmmm Lady Fingers – Princess OrgasmPyro – OtobeYoung KenobiDastardly – Jack off the HutHump the Shark – 3PonmyPoo + LSOSSnevil – RUD2OPP and Slow ClapCamshaft – Lubed Skywalker and LL – Fuckakin SkywalkerBooty CampInsane Bolt – Chewed Back HairLittlest Hoe – Emperor ProstateA group down down for some reason that escapes me!RA for next weekOn the Piss
With the down down’s complete, it was time to socialize and enjoy the yummy Born Brewing product.
Chat festHappy timesConversation!
Apparently, a hash shit was abandoned at the pub. I trust this will be reacquainted with its rightful owner.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail was 5 – 6 km’s through the wilds of Stanley Park, Rideau Park and Park Hill. A combination of streets, pathways, alleys and trails. Shakesbeer outdid himself setting this great trail.
If it was not for the last minute, nothing would ever happen. Shakesbeer stepped forward to volunteer to set trail from James on Fourth Pub on 4 TH street SW. In the Mission. Cliff Bungalow neighbourhood, there is plenty of hills and parks to keep the Hash entertained.
Parking is not so easy at the Pub, so efforts were made to find a parking spot and head over to the Pub. A group of hashers assembled outside on the sidewalk, with some fancy hats present.
Gathering outside the pub
Hump the SharkCamshaftLiquor LotsXXX RayCop SuckerBeer in the Rear with LorenzoKrustyHot PantsPrincess Monkey SpankerStool StufferRashy BushKarate KlitHot CheeksSnevilSnow BlowerJust PaulaSlow ClapMmmmm Lady FingersRoaring NancyPMSOn InLazy CummerBooty CampShakesbeerTwistyHardlyPyroInsane BoltDastardlyMaple makes an appearance
Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and the introductions.
Camshaft runs the circle
The hare was called into the circle to describe the marks.
Here are the marksThis is what you are looking forEasy to find!
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
Following the direction indicated by the hare, the pack spread out to find the marks..
This is a good way!Runners starting offWalkers trudge up hillReal estate speculators
Scoobie captures a group shot
Maintaining the pacePMS with an art shot of the hash shitLook what a camera found – Snevil and OPP looking photogenicSnevil readySnevil doneOPP with trepedationOPP lands itback to back styleAnother viewpointEvidence of playingKeeping upPathways beckonA downhill strollPhoto OpInteresting vegatationDown we comeA view down stairs
Cop Sucker late for the photo
A viewpoint obstructed by the presence of hashers
Eventually the trail ended at the regroup vehicle, where the walkers were able to enjoy a suitable refreshments while the runners made their way to this point.
LL and PMS racing to the regroupBig groupSolving worlds problemsRegroup vehicle did not disappointActive chatting
After the regroup, the pack headed back to the pub to prepare for the down down’s.
Patiently waiting
The pub was ready for us with beer and food which were enjoyed prior to the down down’s were ready.
The Down Down’s
Our Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening was Hump the Shark. He diligently prepared his material and got the beverages ready.
Hump the Shark – readyFor us to enjoy
With the music now turned down, Hump the Shark was ready to go. He selected a choir of Roaring Nancy and Hot Pants.
Hot Pants and Roaring Nancy – Choir
Starting with the Hare, the program was delivered with a series of stories a crimes.
Hare – ShakesbeerVisitor – Cop SuckerArchives – Snevil and Flash PantsXXX Ray – sandbaggerPMS – over achieverThis group exchanged hash shit itemsLiquor Lots and Lazy CummerSlow ClapCop Sucker
A big award milestone for Booty Camp. She has achieved 400 runs and received the obligatory trophy.
All mine until the next person reaches 400Half yard substitute
All mine……
Hat Shit for LSOSLSOSStool Stuffer – next week’s RAJob Done – on the piss
With the down down’s complete, we were declared to be “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Looks like we ran over 6 km of a fine trail set by Shakesbeer.
Hash Extra
A few random pictures available for your viewing pleasure.
A fun Castle Mountain Ski trip was thoughtfully arranged by Hot Cheeks this year. Early booking meant that we got the chalet that we wanted. The Timberock Chalet has an upstairs, downstairs and a hot tub. What more could the hash ask for.
Once you have traversed the ice, the steps are rewarding!
Great views from insideFantasy picture of snow
Following tradition, a run was set for the Saturday evening. A numbered run, which heightens the hashing experience at Castle Mountain.
Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail through the community and the wilderness trails. A daunting task for one hasher to complete, but Shakesbeer came through after a tough day of skiing the mountain!
After skiing, T-baring, hot tubbing, steam showering, it was time for the group to get ready to run the trail. Rousing them from their beer enhanced lethargy was a challenge.
We are really not interested in running….
With suitable encouragement, shoes, ice crampons, hats and gloves were found and the ritual of putting on the shoes began.
Eventually, the pack formed at the bottom of the stairs of the chalet, eager to get this run started and finished.
The pack emerges from the comfort of inside
Collecting the group into a circle proved challenging. However, through perseverance, the stand in Hash Master, Skewbic Hair, managed to pull this off.
Party PumperUltra reflective Karate KlitNew Boot – Just StevemNew Boot – StephenMucky DipDaisy DukeSnow Job and Party PumperTommy Two FingersSnevilShakesbeerHot CheeksJust Rowena and Snevil
With the announcements and introductions completed, the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks for the trail.
Chalk and flaggingEasy to findMarks like thisAll you need to know is these marks!
With the instructions complete, the pack was released to the darkness and ice to find the marks.
The Trail
The trail headed off in an easterly direction toward the parking lot. Flagging marks were found and we now had a direction to follow along the road to the parking lot.
At the guest services (hostel) location, more marks were found to lead us onto the village trail. Footing was difficult and the marks were somewhat difficult to find for the runners.
All good this wayBridge over the riverJust Rowena is tentative on the path selectedShakesbeer helping us find the trailCreek shotTrail conversationLooks safe to us!
As we continued through the forest, eventually stumbling upon more marks and the designated stop for the visit with our Ski Calgary Group friends who were also enjoying Castle this weekend.
Hash mark on this featureA bit on the dark sideRefuge Ski Calgary Group – Surprise visit!
After a bit of hospitality, we were back on the trail to complete our mission.
Grooming the streetsKK with here high visibilityThe T-Bar beckons, later….
Looks good at night!
Eventually we found our way back to the Timberock Chalet, and proceeded inside to get organized for the down downs.
The Down Downs
With great anticipations, the group settled down into their comfy couches in anticipation of the down downs. The Religious Advisor was Skewbic Hair. A very busy evening for this guy.
AnticipationGetting ready
Skewbic Hair was called into service to conduct the down downs. No choir needed, so lets just get into it!
To the host, Hot Cheeks for making this weekend happen!
The hostess with the mostessThanks for making this happen!
Now, to the hare for setting such a fine run through the wilds of the Castle Mountain community.
Shakesbeer made the trail happen – Shitty trail!
We have a naming. The person formerly known as Just Rowena, receives here own hash name of Raw Weiner! The smile says it all.
I love my new nameRaw WeinerHappy times!
Others were acknowledged for various crimes and infractions. We did have some drop in folks from the Ski Calgary Group who are interested in knowing more about our cult. Recruitment potential!
Some new faces to encourageMore recruitingAll done – on the piss!
With the formalities over, it was time to get serious about T-barring, hot tubbing and beer drinking. These are the reasons we come on these trips!
T-BarDon’t spill your drink!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
An epic meandering trail through the dark with plenty of ice and chances to fall. No one died and all returned safety. Thanks to Shakesbeer to setting the trail.
With the warmer weather there is not shortage of celebrations. It seems like you celebrate May the Forth Be With You, then the next day it is Cinco de Mayo.
A monumental day in history May 5 is a celebration of Mexico’s victory over the Second French Empire at the Battle of Puebla in 1862, led by General Ignacio Zaragoza. As Canada is all inclusive, nothing wrong with pretending to be Mexican and drink Corona and Tequila.
Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail in the fancy neighbourhoods of Elboya, Britannia and Elbow Park in the SW. Lots of up and down with the river valley through these neighbourhoods.
After some confusion over which parking lot was the right one to park, the pack assembled outside near the swimming pool area. Something looking like a circle started to form and we got busy with our program.
We had visitors, archives and new boots! A good turn out of 25 in great weather. We went through the formalities of introductions and announcements prior to hearing from the hare on what the trail would look like this evening.
Archive – PullitLazy CummerLiquor LotsSlow ClapPrincess Monkey SpankerVeggie WankerHardlyTwistyStool StufferHot Cheeks and Menage-a-troisHump the SharkDastardlyKing ShitPyroKarate Klit posing with Va JJLicker QuickerShakesbeerLying Sack of ShitInsane BoltTighty Whitey
Visitors and New Boot – Mike Hunt and Just Ruth
Eventually, it was the hare to tell us about the trail that had been set for our running enjoyment. The “on” mark was the number 5, honouring the celebration day. A variety of other marks were described as well as pink flagging.
Here are the marksMake sure you find TREX
Some of the mark were cryptic while others were what we had seen before. What we were not told of was the multiple parks that were on this trail. Ample play time.
The pack was released and pointed in the direction of the parkland which surrounded the start.
The Trail
Stanley Park is a busy place. There were many activities we had to navigate as we looked for true trail. Eventually, the fast runners found what we were looking for.
Pack is offAcross this field!
Parks appeared and playing happened. The swingers and the climbers found their favourite pieces of equipment and engaged.
Hump the Shark prefers the swingsJust Ruth having a lookMike HuntClimbersFalling not a good optionVeggie Wanker trying to escapeEnough of this…..
Off to find the trail in the hilly neighbourhoods with streets, sidewalks and back alleys.
Shakesbeer on trailAnnoying bright glowing object
Uphill both ways!
Another ParkTeetering and totteringLL readyHands UpNot as fast as I would have likedWhere is the next playground?Liquor QuickerHump the SharkMike Hunt
Hump the Shark on trail
More swingingMike Hunt on the slideNo problemEnough fun – move on…BritanniaHigh trailLooking for trailNot over this bridgeRiverdaleSomething in bloomT-Rex foundView of the city from Britannia Under Elbow DriveElbow RiverSlow Clap over the riverRideau BridgeAnother fresh parkLL has this oneWay fasterSliding championAnti-gravity harrierettesUphillPath along the topScoobie on trail!Hump hanging aroundInsane Bolt flyingView of the Elbow riverBacchanal with a found swingLC and PMS go for a ride!
Eventually, we came across the “HH” marks, which stood for Hash Hold. Mexican treats and some Mexican beer were had by those that got there first! Much happiness and celebration of knowing that we were near the end of the trail and close to the regroup.
Here we are at the HHBacchanal enjoying here thimble of beer!
From the hash hold, it was off to the parking lot for the regroup.
Regroup
Post regroup, we reconvened in the park to set up for outdoor down down’s.
Why are we waitingDown down’s soon
There were some snacks and refreshments that were enjoyed as we prepared for the closing ceremonies.
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the self appointed Religious Advisor (RA). He canvassed the group to come up with suitable material for the down down’s. Usual lies and accusations. Dastardly prepared the beverages.
Hump the Shark – RAReady to Go
A choir of Hardly and Twisty was selected and the program started. The choir sang themselves a song and prepared for the forthcoming program.
Choir – Matching attire
Shakesbeer – HareRoaring Nancy – Bashing without hashingLSOS ready for winterKarate Clit stands on one legLC and PMSMexican themed!Pullit and Liquor QuickerMike HuntJust RuthLL modelling her post run keep warm clothingBacchanal sporting a warm outfitSlow Clap sporting a blanketScoobie rewarded for his special chairPMS – substitute photographerScoobie and Hump have a chatScoobie poses for the picturesPMS not the photographer any moreInsane Bolt reads to the group
After all this is over, Hump the Shark declares the group to be “on the piss”.
On the Piss
To carry on the spirt of Cinco de Mayo, the post down down celebrations were held at a local pub featuring Mexican beer. A fun time was had until the closed down the restaurant as we arrived very close to that time.
Cinco de Mayo!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The run ended up being somewhere between 7 and 9 km’s. Great trail set by Shakesbeer!
Hash Extra
Shakesbeer is very happy with his selfie stick. As such, he has provided evidence that he can take pictures of himself with sometimes other in the frame! You can never have too many pictures of the fun you are having….
Shakesbeer has been out of the loop for some time. We are pleased that he has the courage to volunteer to set the trail. The location was Joyce on Fourth, an Irish type pub in the beltline. They have a room in the basement suitable for hosting the group.
Apparently, hashers arrived and gathered at the pub. Some of us were late due to the Mission bridge construction and subsequent detour.
Not too much for pictures prior to the run, but here is a picture of the pub in warm weather and daylight.
The Pub looks like this in the warm weather
A couple of photos of the walkers and the marks were provided as evidence that the circle took place.
Walkers getting ready The marksVinnie in anticipation
The Trail
Being a bit behind the pack, some of us had to find the pack and join the run. Eventually, the headlights of the pack were sighted and the run was afoot.
With the melting conditions, the pathways were wet and icy. Challenging traction for those without spikes. Careful footing was the key.
Trail this wayHot Quickie and Slow ClapHardly heading this wayReflective outfitsSlow Clap making sureFollow the headlightReturning from a false trailCivilization aheadPMS done playing
Some parks were scattered along the way, and playing was encouraged!
Hump, Insane and Hot Quickie
PMS starting slowlyBacchanal masters slidingAs fast as she could go!
More trail was discovered and we were treated to a viewpoint.
Trail this wayCity ViewVPDown stairs
Some sort of group activity involving four people!
Thankfully, the regroup was near and we found the refreshments.
The regroup provided an opportunity to collect the group and score some pictures, missed from the circle.
KK, Bacchanal, LL and OPPLL, Insane Bolt and PMSBooty CampHump the SharkHardly and TwistyShakesbeerKing ShitFog Horny and Comes and GoesOn In and DastardlyMmmm Lady Fingers, Camshaft and Roaring NanySlow ClapShakesbeer and Hot QuickieBacchanal and Karate Klit
With refreshments done, off to the pub for the Down Down’s
The Down Down’s
Off to the Joyce on Forth pub, to our room in the basement. Beer specials and food specials were available so…. a lot of eating and drinking.
Head tableKids tableOther tableMouth wateringGood beer!
Hump the Shark was religious advisor, the down down beer was procured and the ceremonies were ready to start.
Hump making up storiesBeer getting ready
Hump the Shark ready to go!
A choir was selected, Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers. As they have been vacationing in warmer countries, time for some choir action.
Choir looking through the on-line songbook!
Down down’s for the choir and the hares. A procession of other crimes were tabled and down down’s were consumed.
Shakesbeer – the Hare!KK and OPP.Insane Bolt – Hash DogLL looses the Onesie of ShameNo problemsInsane Bolt assesses the dampness of the garmentLooks good on InsaneLazy CummerDastardlyKing ShitSlow Clap with the theme shirtOPP bonding with her hash shitOPP tries on the theme shirt! Seems happy?Bacchanal and PMS – racistsSnow BlowerLLInsane BoltHump and ScoobieComes and Goes with Fog HornyBacchanalAnother theme shirt model!LLKK
With all done, we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
We were on trail for some 5+ kms with great marks and epic views.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers