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Run 2444 – Castle Mountain Ski Trip Run

Hares:  Shakesbeer
Location: Castle Mountain Ski Resort
HWY-774, Pincher Creek No. 9, AB T0K 1W0
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Date: January 31, 2026

RA: Skewbic Hair

Attendance: 11

Look what is having a birthday!

The Beginning

A fun Castle Mountain Ski trip was thoughtfully arranged by Hot Cheeks this year. Early booking meant that we got the chalet that we wanted. The Timberock Chalet has an upstairs, downstairs and a hot tub. What more could the hash ask for.

Once you have traversed the ice, the steps are rewarding!

Following tradition, a run was set for the Saturday evening. A numbered run, which heightens the hashing experience at Castle Mountain.

Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail through the community and the wilderness trails. A daunting task for one hasher to complete, but Shakesbeer came through after a tough day of skiing the mountain!

After skiing, T-baring, hot tubbing, steam showering, it was time for the group to get ready to run the trail. Rousing them from their beer enhanced lethargy was a challenge.

With suitable encouragement, shoes, ice crampons, hats and gloves were found and the ritual of putting on the shoes began.

Eventually, the pack formed at the bottom of the stairs of the chalet, eager to get this run started and finished.

The pack emerges from the comfort of inside

Collecting the group into a circle proved challenging. However, through perseverance, the stand in Hash Master, Skewbic Hair, managed to pull this off.

With the announcements and introductions completed, the hare was called into the circle to describe the marks for the trail.

With the instructions complete, the pack was released to the darkness and ice to find the marks.

The Trail

The trail headed off in an easterly direction toward the parking lot. Flagging marks were found and we now had a direction to follow along the road to the parking lot.

At the guest services (hostel) location, more marks were found to lead us onto the village trail. Footing was difficult and the marks were somewhat difficult to find for the runners.

As we continued through the forest, eventually stumbling upon more marks and the designated stop for the visit with our Ski Calgary Group friends who were also enjoying Castle this weekend.

After a bit of hospitality, we were back on the trail to complete our mission.

Looks good at night!

Eventually we found our way back to the Timberock Chalet, and proceeded inside to get organized for the down downs.

The Down Downs

With great anticipations, the group settled down into their comfy couches in anticipation of the down downs. The Religious Advisor was Skewbic Hair. A very busy evening for this guy.

Skewbic Hair was called into service to conduct the down downs. No choir needed, so lets just get into it!

To the host, Hot Cheeks for making this weekend happen!

Now, to the hare for setting such a fine run through the wilds of the Castle Mountain community.

Shakesbeer made the trail happen – Shitty trail!

We have a naming. The person formerly known as Just Rowena, receives here own hash name of Raw Weiner! The smile says it all.

Others were acknowledged for various crimes and infractions. We did have some drop in folks from the Ski Calgary Group who are interested in knowing more about our cult. Recruitment potential!

With the formalities over, it was time to get serious about T-barring, hot tubbing and beer drinking. These are the reasons we come on these trips!

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

An epic meandering trail through the dark with plenty of ice and chances to fall. No one died and all returned safety. Thanks to Shakesbeer to setting the trail.

Run 2398 – Cinco de Mayo Celebration Run

Hares:   Shakesbeer

Location: Stanley Park SW

350 42 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2S 0Z3

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RA:  Hump the Shark

Attendance: 25

A Pack Assembles in Stanley Park SW

The Beginning

With the warmer weather there is not shortage of celebrations. It seems like you celebrate May the Forth Be With You, then the next day it is Cinco de Mayo.

A monumental day in history May 5 is a celebration of Mexico’s victory over the Second French Empire at the Battle of Puebla in 1862, led by General Ignacio Zaragoza. As Canada is all inclusive, nothing wrong with pretending to be Mexican and drink Corona and Tequila.

Shakesbeer volunteered to set trail in the fancy neighbourhoods of Elboya, Britannia and Elbow Park in the SW. Lots of up and down with the river valley through these neighbourhoods.

After some confusion over which parking lot was the right one to park, the pack assembled outside near the swimming pool area. Something looking like a circle started to form and we got busy with our program.

We had visitors, archives and new boots! A good turn out of 25 in great weather. We went through the formalities of introductions and announcements prior to hearing from the hare on what the trail would look like this evening.

Visitors and New Boot – Mike Hunt and Just Ruth

Eventually, it was the hare to tell us about the trail that had been set for our running enjoyment. The “on” mark was the number 5, honouring the celebration day. A variety of other marks were described as well as pink flagging.

Some of the mark were cryptic while others were what we had seen before. What we were not told of was the multiple parks that were on this trail. Ample play time.

The pack was released and pointed in the direction of the parkland which surrounded the start.

The Trail

Stanley Park is a busy place. There were many activities we had to navigate as we looked for true trail. Eventually, the fast runners found what we were looking for.

Parks appeared and playing happened. The swingers and the climbers found their favourite pieces of equipment and engaged.

Off to find the trail in the hilly neighbourhoods with streets, sidewalks and back alleys.

Uphill both ways!
Hump the Shark on trail

Eventually, we came across the “HH” marks, which stood for Hash Hold. Mexican treats and some Mexican beer were had by those that got there first! Much happiness and celebration of knowing that we were near the end of the trail and close to the regroup.

From the hash hold, it was off to the parking lot for the regroup.

Post regroup, we reconvened in the park to set up for outdoor down down’s.

There were some snacks and refreshments that were enjoyed as we prepared for the closing ceremonies.

The Down Down’s

Hump the Shark was the self appointed Religious Advisor (RA). He canvassed the group to come up with suitable material for the down down’s. Usual lies and accusations. Dastardly prepared the beverages.

A choir of Hardly and Twisty was selected and the program started. The choir sang themselves a song and prepared for the forthcoming program.

Choir – Matching attire

After all this is over, Hump the Shark declares the group to be “on the piss”.

To carry on the spirt of Cinco de Mayo, the post down down celebrations were held at a local pub featuring Mexican beer. A fun time was had until the closed down the restaurant as we arrived very close to that time.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The run ended up being somewhere between 7 and 9 km’s. Great trail set by Shakesbeer!

Hash Extra

Shakesbeer is very happy with his selfie stick. As such, he has provided evidence that he can take pictures of himself with sometimes other in the frame! You can never have too many pictures of the fun you are having….

Run 2388- Return of the Prodigal Hare

Hares:   Shakesbeer

Location: Joyce on 4th

506 24 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2S 0K4

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RA:  Hump the Shark

Attendance: 24

Spectacular View of the City

The Beginning

Shakesbeer has been out of the loop for some time. We are pleased that he has the courage to volunteer to set the trail. The location was Joyce on Fourth, an Irish type pub in the beltline. They have a room in the basement suitable for hosting the group.

Apparently, hashers arrived and gathered at the pub. Some of us were late due to the Mission bridge construction and subsequent detour.

Not too much for pictures prior to the run, but here is a picture of the pub in warm weather and daylight.

The Pub looks like this in the warm weather

A couple of photos of the walkers and the marks were provided as evidence that the circle took place.

The Trail

Being a bit behind the pack, some of us had to find the pack and join the run. Eventually, the headlights of the pack were sighted and the run was afoot.

With the melting conditions, the pathways were wet and icy. Challenging traction for those without spikes. Careful footing was the key.

Some parks were scattered along the way, and playing was encouraged!

Hump, Insane and Hot Quickie

More trail was discovered and we were treated to a viewpoint.

Some sort of group activity involving four people!

Thankfully, the regroup was near and we found the refreshments.

The regroup provided an opportunity to collect the group and score some pictures, missed from the circle.

With refreshments done, off to the pub for the Down Down’s

The Down Down’s

Off to the Joyce on Forth pub, to our room in the basement. Beer specials and food specials were available so…. a lot of eating and drinking.

Hump the Shark was religious advisor, the down down beer was procured and the ceremonies were ready to start.

Hump the Shark ready to go!

A choir was selected, Camshaft and Mmmmm Lady Fingers. As they have been vacationing in warmer countries, time for some choir action.

Down down’s for the choir and the hares. A procession of other crimes were tabled and down down’s were consumed.

With all done, we were declared “on the piss”.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

We were on trail for some 5+ kms with great marks and epic views.