Hares : Tommy Two Fingers, Hardly
Where: Len’s Den, 801 16th Ave. NE
Religious Advisor: Abandoned Pussy
Attendance: 19
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2021 – Santa’s On His Way
Hares : Booty Camp and Snow Blower
Where: Booty & Snow’s Winter Love Nest
Religious Advisor: Snow Blower and Booty Camp
Attendance: 8
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2020 – Arrg! My Eyes!
Hares : Hot Cheeks and Twisted Sister
Where: Riverstone Pub, 773 Northmount Dr NW
Religious Advisors: Abandoned Pussy and Hardly
Attendance: 37
It’s the annual Ugly Christmas Sweater run!
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2019 – One More Than Last Time
Hares : Can You Hear Me Now? & Aunty Frank
Where: Len’s Den, 801 16th Ave. NE
Religious Advisor: Twisted Sister
Attendance: 28
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2018 – 2018 in 2018
Hares : Tighty Whitey
Where: Legend 7 Brewery
Religious Advisor: Sticky Lips
Attendance: 31
The full eclipse of the Hash – that run where the year completely covers the run number.
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2017 – Construction Run
Hare : RooaAArRRRRRrring Nancy
Where: Merchants
Religious Advisor: Stool Stuffer
Attendance: 23
It’s a construction run: Run 2017, at the end of 2018, before 2019 arrives.
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2016 – Grey Cup
Hares : Pissy Navel, Abandoned Pussy
Where: AP & Rusty Dick’s breeding facility
Religious Advisor: Booty Camp
Attendance: 8
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2015 – World Toilet Day
Hares : Tight Lips & PMS
Where: Bottlescrew Bill’s, 140 10 Ave SW
Religious Advisor: Tighty Whitey
Attendance: 26
Essential Reading: Flushed With Pride: The Story of Thomas Crapper
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2014 – The return of the prodigal hare
Hare : Dementia
Where: Pazzer’s Saskatchewan Pub
Religious Advisor: Tommy Two Fingers
Attendance: 27
It’s a mourning run, not a morning run. Dementia is sad because her beloved Roughriders are out of the playoffs. Worse, they were beaten by the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
The banjos went silent on Sunday.
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2013 – Guy Fawkes Day
Hares : Ménage à Trois ‘n’ Kin ye hear me noo?
Where: Joyce on 4th
Religious Advisor: Granny Panties
Attendance: 24
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