The overwhelming lack of enthusiasm for setting trail post the Christmas, New Years marathon of runs, was thankfully overcome by Slippy Thong and Lying Sack of Shit volunteering to set the trail on January 6, 2025.
Even though Slippy and LSOS are deep south dwellers, they chose Schank’s Sports Grill and a location to set the trail from. Apparently close to some of the deep deal retailers in the area the they patronize.
We gathered in the cavernous sports oriented drinking spot, feeling like we were in the Montreal Olympic Stadium for size and scale. All was in good order as the hashers assembled.
Returning Hashmaster Insane Bolt called us out to the great outdoors to circle up.
A surprising amount of street lighting was present in the parking lot. Likely to keep those undesirables away. The weather was good and we were ready to find the trail!
Twisty and Slippy ThongHardlyHump the Shark and Lazy CummerAbandoned Pussy and LSOSBlue BallsBeer in the Rear and Hot CheeksDaisy Duke and Slow ClapInsane BoltKing ShitKarate Klit sorts out her strap ons Pyro and On InStrap On Cramp On days you are number 1
Insane Bolt called the circle to order and the hares were introduced to describe the trail.
Where are the hares?FoundSlippy tells us what to doThis are some of the marksHere are more!
With the marks described, we were told to find the trail.
The Trail
Off to find the marks, we had the sidewalk beside Macleod Trail as a likely location.
Eventually, the marks were found and the hash was afoot.
MacLeod TrailStoolie with an assertive paceKarate Klit following marksSidewalks galoreNeighbourhoods to discoverWhere are those parks?Hashers in a group
Eventually, a park was discovered and many hashers began to play.
Looks like a parkInsane Bolt testing gravitySome many things to play withAre these high or low?Hanging aroundPocket emptier
More trail was found in the wilds of Willow Park and eventually we found the regroup.
Regroup this way?The solution for a frozen cider!
There was much rejoicing
After the regroup, we made it back to Schank’s for the down down’s
Down Down’s
Back at the pub, we settled down in a cavernous area to order food and drinks.
Lots of spaceThis is who they think we are!
Hump the Shark got busy soliciting material for the down down’s. A combination of truth and lies should be sufficient.
Thinking is hard
With the thinking all done, it was time to put this into practice. Insane Bolt and Pyro were nominated as choir and the program was initiated.
New shirt for the RAChoir singing to themselves
An extensive list of crimes and rewards were handed out by the RA in a splendid fashion.
HaresBlue BallsLazy CummerBacchanalNot CheeksThese two again!Slow ClapDaisy DukeDon’t leave your phone unattendedSniffle brigade
The hash shit, the onesie of shame, was handed off from On In to Lying Sack of Shit for some memorable reason.
Take it offAll the wayIt is now mine!
Other crimes and milestones were also awarded
Karate Klit for somethingMilestone 1169
Eventually, with all crimes dealt with, we were “on the piss”.
On the piss he says…
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A winding trail in straight sections adding up to some 6+ km’s. A great trail in new territory that we had not yet explored.
The Tacky Formal New Years Day Run is a Calgary tradition. This year, Strap On Crampon volunteered to host this afternoon run from her place in Midnapore SE. Hashers were encouraged to wear their best tacky formal attire for this run.
The weather was cool (-10 C) but sunny, making for a fine day to be outside. Midnapore is located in SE Calgary on the edge of Fish Creek Provincial Park. There are steep hills and lots of ice and snow, creating the stage for an eventful run.
The hashers began to arrive in earnest for the 2:00 pm start time. Parking was available on the street and soon the place was hopping with hashers.
We sort of mingled around on the front sidewalk of Melinda’s place until it was time to get the circle formed and get started.
Strap On Crampon welcomes the hashOn In – Past-It-MasterHuggy Bear and her snow sculpture
The hashers formed some type of circle and On In , the Past-It-Master proceeded with the introductions.
Liquor Lots and her dogsSlow Clap and Karate KlitDaisy DukeRashy Bush and PoppyBlue BallsStool StufferSkewbic HairHardlyTwisted SisterJust JennSnevil and Strap OnStrap On and Huggy BearBacchanal
On In introduced a new boot, Just Jenn and went through the circle formalities. The Hares were called into the circle to describe the marks. With the snow cover, a suitable marking surface with used to show the marks. A 25 meant you were “on”, while a 24 indicated a “check back”.
On In runs the circleMarkingMarksThis is what you need to know!
With the markings described, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
Eventually, marks were found on the street light poles and other vertical surfaces. Snowy and icy footing required suitable footwear. Off we go to find the trail!
RunnersWalkersTorrid pace!Yes, the trail goes this way
A sliding opportunity was presented. A popular location for the neighbourhood sliding community. Some Hashers borrowed sliding devices from small children and made a spectacle.
Sliding anyone!Hashers spottedTentative to commit to the downhillDaisy makes it downHuggy Bear and Liquor Lots get ready to slide!
A convenient pedestrian overpass provided safe passage over Macleod Trail and off to the terrain on the West side.
Hardly and StoolieRashy catching upStoolie observing gasoline pricesSnevil keeping the pack in lineCompeting marksA pedestrian friendly overpassDixon’s Pub – We will go there later!
As we made our way through the neighbourhood, a back alley lead to the warmth of a fancy heated garage for the regroup. We were told to bring a chair for a reason!
Plenty of spaceWarm and cozySet up space for beveragesWaiting patiently
Refreshments were enjoyed and the group waited for the down down’s to start.
The Down Down’s
Hump the Shark reached out to Stool Stuffer to conduct the down down ceremony. After sufficient preparation, the down down’s were ready to go!
Down down’s and snacks!Stoolie ready to go!
Stoolie got the program running starting with the hares and followed up with a number of crimes and offences!
Hares!Best trail of 2025!Bacchanal and Just JennDaisy DukeKK and Slow Clap
Thankfully, the Onesie of Shame was handed off to a new recipient. Skewbic Hair was pleased to relinquish to On In for his lack of formal attire for the New Years Day run,
Onesie offHarder than it looksDon’t fall !On In – with his new acquisition clothing item
We continued as there were many charges and offences identified
Dastardly and Blue Balls – non formal attireLL and Huggy BearDastardly shares a gambling success storyHappy hashers showing off!
Eventually, we were done then Stoolie declared us to be “on the piss”
Down down for the RA
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
We covered more than 5 km’s on the fine trail. Great way to start off 2025!
The last run of 2024 and Abandoned Pussy steps up to set trail. Did we say thank you for setting trail? The Christmas and New Years season has many runs to celebrate Boxing Day and New Years day. As such, a regular Monday run in the midst of these special runs can sometimes be a challenge to get excited about.
However, AP setting from downtown will be special. As she lives in one of the most southern neighbourhoods in Calgary, setting downtown involved some travel time.
The weather was turning cold, but Monday was not as cold as Tuesday will be. A small, but interested group showed up and was prepared for a downtown running adventure.
Some of us arrived a bit late and missed the warm up inside. There, just in time to catch the circle forming outside on the patio.
A collection of 13 intrepid hashers were present and AP had some plans for us!
Most of Hump the SharkSlippy and TwistyHardly and DastardlyLazy CummerBacchanal and Liquor LotsAbandoned PussyAP and King Shit (with the onesie)LSOS with his favourite hash shitMucky Dip putting on the high beams
On In performed the Hashmaster duties as those folks are away. On In went through an abbreviated introduction and invited AP into the circle to tell us about the marks.
On In runs the circle!
AP describes the marksThese are the marks
The Trail
The pack was released to find the marks. A dusting of snow from when the trail was set suggested that some marks would be unreadable. Not to be discouraged, marks on vertical surfaces were still good to go.
Waiting patientlyCalgary Tower looking very seasonalGood to wait to cross safely!
As we meandered through the downtown, we cam across the soon to be demolished Olympic Plaza. Much activity with tourists and unhoused folks to keep us on our toes!
Olympic Plaza – on the way out!
Olympic Plaza By the homeless shelterBacchanal trying to flyAP ensuring our safetyDo not stop around here
Art Shot
There were not a lot of playgrounds on the trail, so we had to fully use what we found.
SwingersWhat to choose!Bacchanal tests her phone’s fall app!Faster than it looksBumpy slideSwing for 2No one was hurt on this installation
More sights and sounds of downtown were observed as we made it back over the river.
Reconciliation BridgeTower over thereCalgary TowerLights on 8th ave
Head? Who said head?
Having the hare close by meant we avoided making too many mistakes trying to find the regroup. At the top of a parking structure, High Park was were we had set up refreshments for the regroup.
AP and Mucky Dip find usRegroupCalgary Tower view
Mmmm Lady Fingers inspired selfie!
All done with the regroup, back to the bar to get set up for the down down’s.
Down Down’s
We had tables reserved in the back of Bottlescrew Bill’s which served us well.
Ready for beer and food. Down Down’s to follow!
Are we not important?
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor and selected Skewbic Hair for a one person choir. Complicated my role as photo guy, so that was outsourced to Mucky Dip!
RA readyChoir ready
Let me mirth and merriment begin. Thank the hare, call out a number of offences, hand out hash shit for no particular reason. Bid farewell to a couple of Harrierettes that had some kind of a concert conflict…..unthinkable.
Here’s to the Hare!Slippy ThongSlippy and LSOSMucky is entertained by somethingMucky Dip for not getting lostWe are out of here…..other plans!
For those who were in the right place at the right time, a round of nachos was provided by our generous hasher who had profited from his gambling hobby that evening.
Nachos for everyone!
Down Down’s continued until we were done and declared “on the piss”.
Thank you for the onesie of shame Lazy Cummer and his costumePhilanthropist DastardlySlippy Thong called up again….On the Piss!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Racked out a significant number of km’s on this one. In the 8-9 km range with lots to take in! Fine trail by AP, the last of 2024. You are welcome to set more trail in 2025. Great way to finish off 2024 runs.
This map suggests that we were all over the place. I suspect the GPS spy satellites had trouble tracking us with the tall buildings all around.
A tradition in the Calgary Hash is to conduct a Boxing Day Run after Christmas, which hashers adorned with boxer shorts, a box, or other costume to celebrate this special day.
As this is an afternoon run, no headlights required. The group assembled at the Hardly Twisty residence in the NW community of Beddington.
The group of intrepid daytime hashers assembled in the Boxing day finery in anticipation of the run. With Boxer shorts and other box themed costume, the group was ready to run.
I wonder who belongs to those boxes?
Conveniently, hashers Dirty Dancer and Mouthful live across the street from Hardly and Twisty. Not only were they in attendance, but the hash used their driveway for the circle!
Hash Test Dummy and Auntie FrankHardly and TwistyRashy BushSnow Blower and King ShitRoaring NancyBooty CampSkewbic HairStoolie and KrustyTighty Whitey, Mouthful and Dirty Dancer
In the absence of anyone that looked like a Hash master, Hash mattress or Past-it-master, Booty Camp conducted the circle. She know the correct number for the run and went through the introductions.
Booty Camp introduced the hares and we were given a description of the marks to expect for this run. Circles were replaced by squares The group needed some time to figure out what this meant, but eventually figured out that the squares were in fact boxes.
Hares pleaseBoxes mean somethingHardly markingTwisty markingThese are the marks!
The hash was released to find the check backs that Hardly had placed at the beginning to destabilize the pack. Eventually, true trail was discovered and followed
The Trail
Beddington is on the side of Nose Hill. As such, there is an overabundance of uphill that was delivered to the group. No getting away from it.
Through the sidewalks, streets alleys and pathways, marks were in abundance.
Thinking inside the boxRashy with speedYes, that would be a false trail….Uphill trudge
Eventually, we were delivered to a plateau with a view of the airport. A group photo of those that chose to be part of the running faction.
Happy Hashers
Airport this way!
The hair did not want us to think that the viewpoint was the peak of the run, there was more uphill to be discovered and the distance increased.
Some of the pathway features were quite interesting. Apparently, it is good practice to chain up your buffalo statue to prevent theft.
Buffalo bondageYes, this would be uphill….
Rashy Bush was out to set a personal best with her speed and perseverance. How to go from front of the pack to the back of the pack with the discovery of some key check backs.
Bloody checkbackHow did I get so far behind?
The walkers provided some evidence of live hares on the trail, plus some interesting Christmas decorations.
Live hareDo you want to press his toe?
Thankfully, it was all downhill to the regroup where beverages and snacks were available.
Beverages and shelter for post run celebrations
The down down’s were conducted in the garage. A good choice instead of making a mess in the kitchen!
The Down Down’s
Skewbic Hair was pre-selected to be the religious advisor for the afternoon. He solicited material from the group and imagined a program for the celebration.
Normally tied up with photo taking for the run, Scoobie offloaded the task to Tighty Whitey for the down down’s.
Too bad we did not get the whole can of beer in the frame..
Scoobie requested that the group think of songs, as a choir was a bit much for the special group. The hares were called up first and we sang them a fine song about the shitty trail.
Hares readyYummy cider!
A number of offences were observed on trail and a series of down down’s were delivered,
KrustyKS sporting his head boxersScarry photo of Tighty Whitey and Snow BlowerAuntie Frank and Hash Test DummyRoaring Nancy by special deliveryTighty Whitey with a ball storyRashy and KrustyI can take pictures of just about anythingStumbled into the garage
The photographer declared that we needed a group photo to share with those that were not able to be here is person. Look at all the fun they missed!
Look at all this fun!
With everything complete, it was time for Scoobie to declare “on the piss” so we could move on to the feasting portion of the day.
On the piss,
The Hardly Twisty’s put on a fine feast of pot luck goodies. Very yummy and tasty. Nothing like a big feast in the afternoon to bulk up for the post Christmas season!
Trail Summary
A challenging trail through the hilly neighbourhoods, lasting somewhere between 5 and 6 kms. Great views and plenty of uphill!
Hash Extra
As you may or may not be aware, the is the location that donated the Christmas tree to the Alberta government MacDougall School this year.
Tree was once hereEscaped to the MacDougall Centre
Ask Auntie Frank if he has any idea how this happened……
With Christmas close, fitting in a bunch of runs in a row can be challenging. Thankfully, Booty Camp and Snow Blower volunteered to set this trail from a tap room in Ramsey. Evil Corporation Brewing was the start point for the run. We gathered inside in their space age venue and prepared for the run to get started.
Evil Corporation BrewingHashers gathering
The group assembled with a number of visitors who were in town for the Christmas season. This was balanced by a bunch of the regulars that were out of town. In all, we had 23 runners out which was quite a respectable number for this time of year.
A few inside picture of the gathered hashers in the better lighting.
Bacchanal and Lazy CummerBeef Dip and Business In The Back visit from ReginaKarate KlitSlippy Thong and Booty CampEvil Brewing Guy and Lying Sack of Shit
Outside to the parking lot to get this show on the road. In the absence of our Hashmasters (PMS and Insane Bolt), Past-It-Master On In ran the circle.
Lofty Prancer and Booty CampSnow BlowerSuper Soaker and On InBacchanal and Lazy CummerTwisty, Slippy and DaisyHot Pants and King ShitRoaring Nancy and XXX RayDastardly
On In went through the formalities and introduced the visitors and archives to the group. The hares, Booty Camp and Snow Blower were called into the circle to describe the marks that had set for the trail.
On In runs the circleSnow Blower has chalk in handBooty Camp has a different colourMarks look like this!
The hares point in a vague direction to the Southwest and the pack was released.
The Trail
Off into the streets and sidewalks illuminated with the soft glow of the street lights. We suspected that some hill climbing was going to be part of the run as there was mention of a view point.
Marks were found and followed to the best of our ability.
The pack mobilizesClear sidewalksMany directions to checkHot Pants checks his bearingsBacchanal on the moveFront runner
Yes there was some hill climbing and some long check backs laid out for the pack to enjoy. Eventually, we made it to the view point and spent some time taking it all in!
View of downtown past the Saddledome
A display of some of the ultra reflective clothing worn by some. Slippy simply radiates…..
What goes up must come down. What do you think the chances of having a check back at the bottom of the stairs! 100%
What a nice set of stairsDo you think this is the true trail?
Once the sheeple realized that the stairs were a set up, off we went to find more terrain and Christmas lights in the neighbourhood of Ramsey.
LightsSanta in a tomatoBlast from the past
Eventually, the regroup was discovered and tasty libations were enjoyed.
Regroup
From the regroup, the pack made their way back to the Evil Corporation Brewing location.
The Down Down’s
Evil Corporation Brewing had offered us the use of their boardroom as a private room for the group.
This way to the board roomPacked house!
Plan B was to go the the open taproom as we had more people than the room could comfortably accommodate.
Tables of hashersFull view of the taps on display
A bit of a chore to have the single owner/server deal with the group, but eventually beer was delivered to us all and it was time to to get the down down’s underway.
Tightey Whitey volunteered to be the Religious Advisor, and planned to run a Christmas themed business meeting.
Checking who has been naughty or nice!
A choir was selected and the Christmas song book came out of storage to support the program.
RA in actionChoir – Lazy Cummer, Slippy Thong and XXX Ray
A detailed program was planned and delivered, much to the delight of those receiving down down’s.
Visitors and archivesHaresRoaring NancyHot PantsOn In and the injured King ShitDaisy DukeKK and TwistyBeef Dip with runners with no laces
After much rejoicing, Tighty Whitey declared us done and “on the piss”
On the piss
The beer was good and we continued to enjoy the fine company of the group until it was time to leave.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine trail with great views that was close to 5 km’s. Great views and warm weather were a nice touch…..
Hash Extra
As we all know, hashing can be dangerous. One of our valiant hashers, King Shit, had a bit of a mis step resulting in a broken bone in his finger. We wish KS a speedy recovery from his injury.
Little fingerNot as it should beBundled up to heal!
It is closing in on that Christmas thing. A fine run was set to acknowledge that seasonal event when the days are short, but the Christmas lights are on!
Camshaft volunteered to hare the run with support from Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Bacchanal (debut hare).
The group assembled at Moose’s Beanery and Bar in the North West. Icy conditions meant that cleats were necessary. Christmas costume was encouraged.
Hashers arrived at the pub and congregated in the big room at the back.
Insane Bolt announced that it was time to go outside at form the circle.
Hump the Shark and SnevilBlue Balls and Booty CampKing Shit with a vintage costumeLiquor Lots lighting it upCamshaft and DastardlySnow BlowerHardly and TwistyCocktail and Not Too DeepLazy Cummer and Insane BoltSlow ClapBacchanal and Karate KlitSnevil and PMSThe return of Krusty
Insane Bolt went through the formalities and we welcomed Krusty to the group as he has been absent for some time. The three hares were called in to describe the marks they had made for the trail.
Insane Bolt does the circleHares – Camshaft, Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Bacchanal
Impossible to show true marks with the icy conditions, so they told us what the marks would look like if they were in chalk.
HaresOn is an “H”There is a regroup!
With the instructions complete, the pack was released to find the trail.
The Trail
The pack muddled around to not find the marks at the beginning. Eventually, true trail was discovered and we were off on a Christmas light adventure with extremely icy conditions.
Confusion cornerNot this wayMore lights!Hashers running somewhereSnowmanDecorationsBirdhousePathwayHashers lighting up the pathway
Tunnel with some artwork graffiti
As then there was the Christmas light display that the City hosts.
Elaborate displayLights in the treesHashers taking a selfieA line of lightsA bear in a tree
No electricity spared for this elaborate display
The trail continued through the Confederation golf course until the regroup was discovered.
Regroup with hot chocolate and other suitable beverages
Back to the pub to get warmed up and ready for the down down’s
The Down Down’s
Hashers assembled at the long tables to get their beer and decide what kind of snacks to order. Happy hour all day makes all happy!
ChatteringHappy hashersThe kids tableScoobie with his vintage sweatshirt$5:00 pints!
Hump the Shark jumped in to do the Religious Advisor duties, and selected a choir of Insane Bolt and Hardly.
Ready, and setNow GO!
The choir singing to themselves
Hump the Shark delivered his program with authority and confidence. Many offences were observed or imagined resulting in a lot of down down’s.
Hares – Mmmm Lady Fingers, Bacchanal and CamshaftSlow Clap with a tale of automotive misfortuneArchive KrustyLazy CummerPMSKK and DastardlyBacchanalNot Too DeepHares again!Snevil with her dog’s hatLazy Cummer for equipment malfunctionKK trying out for the Sumo team
On the piss!
The closing ceremonies now complete, we were declared “on the piss” by Hump the Shark, and proceeded to enjoy the balance of our evening.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
Eventually, we ended up with some 8 km though a variety of established neighbourhoods and observed Christmas lights galore!
Additional Material
Apparently the walkers had a great time as well, as shown by these pictures!
Tighty Whitey succumbed to the guilt of not having set a run in the recent weeks. He cratered and volunteered to take the date of December 9, 2024. His plan was to set the run from Inglewood from a taproom/pub formerly known as the Revival Brewing and Arcade (Revival Brewcade), now know as Burn Block Social Club. A key feature of this establishment is the pinball arcade games.
What kind of hasher does not enjoy ancient pinball games, especially if it is free on Monday night? As such, a run was set to introduce the hash to this new establishment and enjoy the sights and sounds on the Inglewood neighbourhood.
A good turn out with 27 hashers, including archives, new boots and the balance of the group.
The group converged on the taproom/arcade and got ready for the run.
Getting ready to runWhat a great place to run from!
Looks like PMS ran the circle, and introduced the pack to archives (Mermaid, Maple, Cocktail and Not Too Deep), as well as new boots, Just Lena and Just Natalie.
Tighty Whitey was called into the circle to describe the cunning trail he had concocted. Featuring and Eagle and Turkey split (of was that Easy and Tough). Marks were displayed on a wall for all to enjoy.
This are the marks for the trail
The hash was released to find the marks to follow through Inglewood and beyond.
The Trail
Down 9th ave SW over the river to what used to be know as Fort Calgary. Great views of the city, zoo lights and other features.
Street CrossingFollow the leaderLights
City view
Closer to the zoo, there were plenty of lights to enjoy.
Zoo lights
Apparently, some playground action was involved with headlight equipped hashers enjoying themselves immensely.
Playground actionIs my light bright enough?PMSCamshaft
More pathways leading to the illusive regroup, hidden in plain site near Cold Garden.
PMSLight competitionKC playing in the trafficLL samplingHardly keeping it togetherSlippy Thong and friendsPMS modelling her found cowboy hatCowboy hat discussionInsane looking lost
After the regroup was completed to everyone’s satisfaction, back to the Burn Block Social Club for the down downs.
The Down Downs
Back to the pub, the group got themselves sorted and prepared for the down downs.
Not Too Deep and Cocktail make an appearance! Long lost hasher!
Settling in for some beer and entertainmentCowperson hats welcomeSmile checkInsane thinkingYou are not number 2!LSOS practicing his double exposureDo not we look like we are having a good time?
Hump the Shark eventually got his act together to perform the closing ceremonies. A choir of Hot Cheeks and Slow Clap were ready to deliver the songs.
Hump the Shark with a talented choir of Hot Cheeks and Slow Clap
Hare – Tighty WhiteyHigh Shit shenanigan. LSOS and Liquor LotsPyro and Roaring Nancy – dirty dicksArchives – Mermaid, Cocktail and Not Too DeepArchivesNew Boots – Lena and NatalieNew Boots – demonstrating potentialPMS sporting the new cowboy hat lookPinball offences – Insane Bolt and LSOSDastardly – paparazziBar Tenders – new friends!
A fine job by Hump the Shark and the group was declared “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A good 5.0 km plus with a significant check back on Memorial drive.
Bonus Content
Scoobie was unfortunately unable to make the run due to a conflicting ski camp and Mount Norquay. Sun, snow and fun. All part of making Scoobie a better skier.
In a most conniving fashion, the Hash Mattress (PMS) used charm and persuasion to entrap potential hares weeks ago. With the line, “are you able to set trail for us in the future? ” The answer is “yes”, thinking it has been more than a few weeks since I last set trail. Then she delivers a date which is weeks or months ahead in the future. Foolishly I said “OK” and the trap was sprung.
Over the recent weeks the weather had changed from “nice fall” to “full on winter”. When it came to set the trail, it was frosty and snowy. Nevertheless, with the help of Dastardly, a trail was planned and delivered, much to the delight of the hashers that live for this.
The Lakeview neighbourhood has a network of walking pathways which are narrow and disorienting. Perfect for a hash run. In addition, the theme of “make them pay” was observed with many outstanding check backs which the hash discovered, once lead to the best marks to find them.
Surprisingly, the run day was blessed with chinook weather conditions. Warm winds blew in, a feature which we see in Calgary, and the temperatures were above freezing.
The pack assembled in the pub prior to the run. I am sure that they had no idea of what fun was in store for them.
Starting point for the run
Happy hashers minglingWaiting for PMS to get us going
PMS was keeping track of time, and announced that it was time to go out and circle up.
PMS getting the circle readyStoolie and Rashy BushHot Quickie, Mmmm Lady Fingers and CamshaftTwisty, wishing she was in MexicoSlow Clap, Hot Cheeks and Mucky DipPyro, ready to goDastardlyTighty Whitey and Lazy CummerBlue Balls and Roaring NancyHardly, wishing he was in MexicoMenage-a-t TroisKarate KlitPoppy with Liquor Lots
PMS went through the formalities. An archive, Hot Quickie, has rejoined the group after a long absence. Hares were called in and the marks were explained. As the scribe was a hare, he forgot to get photographic evidence of the marks. The flagging was yellow! The pack was released into the planned confusion to start the trail.
The Trail
An abundance of check backs were set at the beginning to destabilize the pack. It seemed that the true trail was elusive until they crossed the street and were rewarded by marks in the alley.
Not this waySuckers… a check backStill lookingYes…cross the street and it will be goodSo they did!
Through the alley to what seemed to be check backs in all directions. The cunning hares had now chosen “cross country” through the deep snow for the pack. There was not much rejoicing.
Orienteering sectionThe snow gets in my shoes
Some of the features of the Lakeview community include some major roads with associated pedestrian bridges. Sounds like a good plan to acquaint the pack with the sights, sounds and smells of urban exploration.
Under Glenmore TrailPedestrian bridge with a nice glazing
What every hash needs is an abundance of playgrounds. Thankfully, these were delivered for the group to exercise their playfullness.
SwingsClimbingNot too much pushingLiquor Lots climbing for the topSlow Clap and Hot Quickie figuring out this oneTime to move on
It was not time to find more checkbacks before we took the pedestrian bridge back to Lakeview over Glenmore Trail.
ViewpointWhere do we go?
Through Lakeview, pack was introduced to the maze of small walkways that go behind the houses.
Neighbourhood trailsExcessive lightingWatch out for cougarsHappy walkers
Apparently, there were hashers that were pressed into community service. Such a shame it was not a beer truck.
More marks, checks and playgrounds before the long alley section that lead back to the regroup.
Best regroup ever!
Through some sort of decision making process, it was decided to do the down down’s outside. It was warm enough and minimizes the use of expensive pub beer.
Down Down’s
Camshaft was pre-conscripted as the Religious Advisor by Hump the Shark. He got his act together as organized the ceremony. Rashy and Stoolie were nominated as choir and we were ready to go.
RA – CamshaftChoir – Rashy and Stoolie
The program unfolded with a series of acknowledgements, rewards and crimes.
Hot Quickie for remembering to come outMucky had her hair done for the groupPMS and LC, likely a sexual offenceOPP – Came late, but she came!Hot Cheeks – Ran so hard she blew out a strap on cramp on
The RA eventually came around to acknowledge the hares for their valiant effort at setting the best trail for those check back enthusiasts. Those that were looking for distance were not disappointed.
Hares! – Skewbic Hair and Dastardly
Eventually, the RA ran out of material and received a down down for a fine performance and declared the group “on the piss”.
The pack retreated to the Bella Roma to sample their beer and pizza. They looked after us well and we will come back!
Slow Clap and Karate Klit discuss the importance of having good chalk
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
The true trail was 5.3 kms. For those that got sucked into the checkback vortex, the numbers were more like 8.5 km. I did not hear much complaining, but I was not really listening. First map is in miles…
Slow Clap has been instrumental in keeping the hash afloat with her volunteer spirit. Not only did she co-hare last weeks run, she agreed to set trail again. She recruited Roaring Nancy to assist, and a fine trail was delivered.
It was a cold, dark, wintery night. Not ideal for running but OK. Still lots of snow around and the roads and pathways were icy under the snow.
The group gathered at the Dorset Pub and Eatery in the SW intersection of 37 street and 17 avenue. Inside was warm and pleasant as we awaited the signal to venture outside into the cold and dark.
The DorsetPatio not invitingInside goodHashers minglingWaiting to goLots of bulky clothing
Insane Bolt declared it was time to go outside and form the circle. We filed out and found the parking lot of the recently abandoned 7-11 to start the circle.
No happy going outsideTrudge to the circleOver here somewhereCircle
We formed a circle in the cold and dark with very little in the way of street lighting to enlighten the group.
DastardlyStoolie and HardlyOn InRoaring Nancy and Karate ClitSlow Clap tastes the chalkSnow Blower and Liquor LotsPMS and Lazy CummerTwwisty and Booty CampHump the SharkCamshaft and Mmmm Lady FingersDastardly and Stoolie
Insane Bolt went through the formalities of the circle. Announcements and other important information was dispensed to the group. PMS has a milestone with 450 runs! The hares were called into the circle to explain the marks.
Slow Clap markingHere is another mark for youAll these marks are important if you wish to find the trailIt is all here!Roaring announcing that the regroup might me somewhere in the middle of the trail!
With the first mark pointed out, the pack was released!
The Trail
There was some level of confusion finding the initial marks. Some decoy marks had been placed near the beginning to toy with the hash. Much running around before, eventually, we found the true trail.
Nice onesie Slow ClapTrail goes this way
There was much to take in on the architects tour. The C-Trail station is underground, and seemed like a popular warming location for the unhoused.
Not a UFO landing padConcrete ArtWarm here
Through the streets and the alleys, we emerged to challenge the walk signals at the C-Trail crossing.
Speed bumpWait for the signal
Safely across Bow Trail, we ended up close the the Shaganappi Golf Course. Explored the new high density developments, then over the pedestrian bridge to a very hilly part of town.
New row housesOverpass
City View
Thankfully, a Beverage Near mark was observed. This is normally a good thing, however, the distance between this mark and the actual regroup was longer than you would think! More marks encouraged us to carry on until we were treated to a warm garage with a regroup.
We were thankful for the heater to defrost our glasses as we enjoyed refreshments in a warm environment. There was much rejoicing!
Happy hashersNot freezingWe are number 1StoolieBooty CampSlow BlowerTwisty flashes us her tan lines, courtesy of Mexico
Regroup complete, it was now time to make it back to the pub. Even through it was 1.8 km or so, it seemed much longer due to the cold and the dark. The playgrounds were not well played with, as getting back to somewhere warm seemed to be the priority.
Insane Bolt is there somewhere
Back to the pub, we got settled in prior to the start of the down down’s.
Long tableI think that is a positive sign!
Beer and food were ordered and the group settled in.
Down Down’s
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor. He chose a choir of Liquor Lots and Karate Klit to lead us in song.
Hump the Shark – ReadyLL and KC – Choir
The hares were acknowledged as well as a number of crimes and offences.
Hares – Slow Clap and Roaring NancyLazy Cummer and Snow BlowerOn InLazy Cummer again!Insane BoltHardly and Twisty – Mexico was so last week!Roaring and Slow ClapScoobieInsane Bolt – Hash Shit recipient?
PMS has achieved 450 runs. A tremendous milestone for her to have achieved such an accomplishment!
PMS ready450 runs!How good it is!
Hump the Shark was rewarded for his great program before we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fantastic trail with over 7 kms of distance covered. Your trail distance will reflect the number of check backs you explored or short cuts your took.
The group was pleased that Karate Klit kindly kame forward to set trail in the wild west end of town near Signal Hill. Of course, this is the time of year that sunny and warm one day becomes winter wonderland the next day.
As such, the arrival of 10 cm of snow did not bode well for the marks on the sidewalks that were set with care on the warm and dry Sunday. After some level of consternation and multiple re-marking, the hash trail was set. Map support with colour printing made it a feasible operation.
Hashers made it to the Lennox Irish Pub for the beginning or the run. Winter wonderland = snow and crappy driving/running conditions. Bright lights and white snow made for some interesting photographs of the event. Hashers assembled inside waiting for all those keen runners to show up.
Winter wonderlandThe group getting ready for the run
Insane Bolt called on the pack to assemble outside in the cold and dark.
Outside circle
Insane Bolt studies the confidential information about the runForbidden map is sharedKarate Klit attempting to turn onHump the Shark and Mucky DipRoaring NancyMmmm Lady Fingers and Blue BallsDaisy Duke practicing some dance movesDastardly and KC ready
Insane Bolt went through the circle quickly as it was a small, but eager group. KC called into the circle to explain the marks, which sadly, was moot point as those marks were under snow.
Happy so farLong explanation about how snow obliterated most of the marksPleading for mercyFaint hope that marks such as this may be on trail….
The smart hashers memorized the map and set off to mimic the lines seen on the map.
The Trail
Leaving the parking lot, we headed across the street at a crosswalk to ultimately commit to climbing that significant hill that was nearby. Previous runs in the neighbourhood have educated some of us of the “one way up” set of stairs.
Uphill?One way up!Open trailViewpoint
With winter upon us, we discovered the hill that city busses choose to die on. Daisy Duke was not being very helpful in trying to fix the problem.
Where Calgary busses go to die
Yes there were parks for hashers to play in. Daisy Duke chose the headfirst down the slide in fresh snow method. Not for the timid.
Slide funHeadfirstGood recoveryMucky and KC are not lost
We have evidence that at least one mark survived the snow.
Obvious hash mark on this wall
The trail eventually made it to the regroup where the Commando wagon was available to dispense suitable refreshments.
RegroupRefreshmentsScoobie presentHump the Shark pilots the Commando wagoScoobie checking for rescue texts from MuckyDaisy, KC and Mucky DipDaisy demonstrates the ancient Dutch custom of snow slurping
The group wandered back to the pub for the indoor down down’s.
Down Down’s
Inside the pub, we had a segregated space for the down down’s. The Monday Night Football cult was out in force. Hump the Shark made up a religious advisor program from the ether. Do let the facts get in the way of a good story! Roaring Nancy was selected at the choir and the ceremony proceeded.
Making stuff upReadyChoir
Many offences and crimes were put forward and down down’s were enjoyed.
Special call out to Dastardly, who was conflicted with running the trail or winning money at the Grey Eagle casino. Payday for Dastardly who came back to celebrate his massive winnings with nachos for the group.
What do I do with all this?Dastardly … winner
Nacho feast
Eventually, it all came to an end and we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine trail in excess of 5 km’s was enjoyed by those who chose to run it. A good example of how superfluous marks can be when you have snow everywhere.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
