Hares: Hardly, Twisty and Dastardly
Location: Black Bull Pub, 53 Hunterhorn Rd NE, Calgary, AB T2K 6C4
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RA: Booty Camp
Attendance: 31
The Pack Runs the Alley’s of Huntington Hills
The Beginning
We are thankful that Hardly, Twisty and Dastardly teamed up to generate a great hash run in the North part of town. The run started from the Black Bull Pub, but the group consolidated in the parking lot prior to the run start.
In the parking lot, the hashers assembled and Hot Cheeks was promoting the hand made Hash kilts. They were handed out and all went for a run!
Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introduction. We had some new boots and returning archives making for a good sized group.
There was a bit of a kilt parade, showing off the kilts that are available to bid on, with the funds supporting charity.
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for today’s trail. Multiple playgrounds were promised!
With the marks described, the pack was released.
The Trail
Out of the parking lot, the hares had set many long check backs. The pack was confused trying to find the true trail, but eventually that happened. Pathways, backyards, alleys, streets and sidewalks.
The regroup vehicle was found, and the group headed back to find their chairs for outdoor down down’s.
The group settled in and prepared for the down down’s to begin. Mostly chatting and enjoying suitable refreshments.
The outdoor venue meant that we had to prepare our own down down’s. Great work by the beer wenches to pull this off.
In good time, the down down’s were ready to begin.
The Down Down’s
Booty Camp had volunteered to be the Religious Advisor for the run. She had been mentally preparing for the week and was ready to unleash her creation.
A choir was chosen, and King Shit was chosen. He then sang himself a song and the ceremony was underway.
A number of offences were called out as the program got underway.
Some crimes were committed before the run started, supplement by the long list created by Booty Camp.
Booty Camp finished off by offering up the RA position for next week. Hump the Shark put up his hand, and it was done.
All done, we were declared “on the piss”. Some gravitated to the Black Bull Pub for a debriefing.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Somewhere between 5 and 8 km were enjoyed by the pack. A great trail with many playgrounds, as well as the insiders tour of Huntington Hills.
Hash Extra
Apparently the walkers had a good time as well.
