Dastardly was our run leader and Everyone enjoyed a scenic to honour a Few years since Thunder Tits passing. Green onesie was there
Hardly and Hump the Shark were there too I, Tighty Whitey was the designated RA
Just a few walkers led by Twisty
Knowing the marks, we were finally off
Long and short routes were available Maybe a PG or two were in store No newbies or archives to worry about but a Naming could happen later on 🙁
OPP had an “accident” earlier in the day Perhaps it would be RA material Quiet now as the RA prepares his alphabetical notes
Rashy Bush was brought up since Stool Stuffer said “well you married me” at the RG
Time for the Down Downs to wrap Up but not before a Very special shoutout for OPP Who bled on the onesie Xtra, extra, the whole group laughing Y? it was Monday Zee end
We are happy when volunteers step up to set trail. Thankfully, we are experiencing a Chinook with warm weather and wind. Makes for slippery conditions on the trail.
OPP, Liquor Lots and Strap On Crampon were the hares. Plan A had us running out of Leopold’s Pub on Elbow Drive SW. That changes when the owners realized they were not able to accommodate a group this large. Plan B was Swig’s Pub & Grill in Cedarbrae SW. They put some tables aside and we were good to go.
Swig’s has a history of being the first neighbourhood put in Calgary, known as Ye Olde Manor, opening in 1980. Pubs in Calgary were typically associated with hotels and restaurants in the past. So, this location has some good history.
Imagine this as dark and winter like!
The pack assembled outside as PMS organized the circle.
Karate ClitHardlyTighty WhiteyTwisty and Daisy DukeHump the SharkHot PantsHot CheeksLiquor Lots and Strap On CramponLeanne – New BootOPPBooty CampMr. PeeeeeNutShakesbeerWhale WankerKrustySlow ClapBeer in the RearSnow BlowerRashy Bush
Missing a few pictures here, Stool Stuffer, On In, PMS, Coq Titty and others. Camera shy bunch this week
PMS ran the circle, going through announcements and introductions. The hares were called into the circle and went through describing the marks. The slushy conditions made it difficult to mark the snow/pavement, so Booty Camp was selected to host the marks.
OK, here we goOn marks, checks and check backsLook like this!
With the marks fully described, the pack was released into the wilds of Cedarbrae.
The Trail
The pack dispersed in search of the marks for true trail. There was a split between walkers and runners. I took notes highlighting the walker’s adventure.
Leaving the parking lot
Hot Pants following trailTW lights up the Anderson pedestrian overpass walkwayConference discussing walkers routing
Warm evening…..
A display for the drivers belowStretching
Through the sidewalks, alleys and pathways, the group eventually made it back to the location where the regroup was located.
Regroup foundThe pack arrives
After enjoying suitable refreshment, the pack headed back to the pub to order beer and food.
The pack arrivesEating and drinking in progress
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening, and he prepared his material from the down down’s.
Beverages at the ready!
The Down Down’s
With the beverages in place, Hump the Shark began the down down program.
Ready to goTighty Whitey reads from a script describing a hash event planned for the summer!
A choir was selected with PMS and Lazy Cummer ready to perform the singing duties.
We are the best choir ever!
Now, bring on the hares and lets celebrate the great trail that they set.
We set a great trail!Here’s to us!Rashy BushStool StufferCoq Titty
Coq Titty wearing racist clothing……Shame
The collection of hash shits need to be redistributed. Whale Wanker and Snow Blower were called out and new recipients were identified.
Whale Wanker and Snow BlowerOPP selectedBeer in the rear chosen as well!Why?A great look for Beer in the RearWhale Wanker demonstrates his new addition to the OnesieNot loving this, but Whale Wanker sings a special songPerhaps when I wash this, it will be betterTW, Whale Wanker get a down downLL and KrustyOPP still not happy yet…On InTW volunteers for next week’s RADown Down the RA, on the piss!
With the down down’s complete, the group was declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Some say that this run was close to 7 km’s. Warm weather but wet and slippery. Great trail!
For the first regular Monday night hash run of 2026, Mr. PeeeeeNut volunteered to set trail. We are thankful that we had a volunteer to kick off the greatest hash season of 2026.
Mr. PeeeeeNut chose Moose’s Beanery & Bar for the run location. This is a great place to host the hash with a large room at the back and great prices on beer and food.
Moose’s Beanery & Bar – Ready to host the hashers!
The group assembled inside and prepared for the run. Checking out the special and food deals prior to setting out on the trail.
Hashers arrivingLong tableChatter before the run
With no current Hashmasters present, Past It Master Princess Monkey Spanker called the group to circle up outside and mobilized the pack.
Circle forming in the dark
Slow ClapKing ShutHardlyStool StufferBooty Camp and Daisy DukeMr. PeeeeeNutShakesbeerLiquor LotsCan You Hear Me Now and Karate KlitBlue BallsHump the SharkSnow BlowerOPPKnight StalkerTwisty
PMS ran the circle, going through the announcements and introductions.
PMS called the hare into the circle to describe the marks that have been set for the trail.
All the marks you need to worry about are here
With a succinct description of the marks, Mr. PeeeeeNut pointed a direction and released the pack to find the marks for the true trail.
Off to find the marksLooks like a column of hashersHead to the lights!Headlights , streetlights and New Years lightsAlleysPathwaysLighting displaysFrost in the trees!Finding the waySlow Clap with her radiating jacketMore lightsAnother alleyLeftover lights to remind us that it is the dark season!The inspiration for the Blue Ring public art
Past the light show, it was time to find the regroup and enjoy either a hot chocolate or a warm beverage of choice.
A welcome sight!Daisy Duke rocking his beer themed hash shit outfit
A short walk back to the bar, the group settled in for an evening of eating, drinking and socializing.
The Down Down’s
Hardly volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and the beer gatherer sourced the down down beers.
Beverages ready!
Hardly started to down down’s with choir selection, singling out Can You Hear Me Now and Knight Stalker.
RA – HardlyChoir – CYHMN and Knight Stalker
Hardly then called up the hare and a number of other hashers for recognition.
Mr. PeeeeeNut – Hare
Suitable song for the hare!
Daisy DukeHump the SharkSnow Blower – sporting the hash beer costumeWhale Wanker selected for the onesie of shameTwisty and OPPSlow ClapKarate KlitOPPWater loversSome sort of song being sung for Karate KlitDastardlyHump the Shark with a heavy beverageAnticipationDone the RA work – On the Piss
Hardly wrapped up the ceremony by accepting Hump the Shark’s offer to volunteer for next weeks RA duties. The group now settled down for the balance of the evening.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A great trail through the Triwood area of around 6 km with some great views and interesting terrain. Footing was a bit icy and it was cool (-12 C). Fun rom through the streets, alleys and pathways!
Nothing like an afternoon run on New Year’s Day to set the year off to a good start. We were pleased when Slippy Thong volunteered to set trail on this auspicious day.
This is an afternoon run where the group is encouraged to wear there best formal wear. The result is quite an interesting display of fashion sense.
We started at Slippy’s place, where she had set an ambitious trail. We appreciated the effort that she put forward for this signature event.
The group collected inside in the warm, and started munching on the abundance of snacks and treats that Slippy had provided.
Pre run snacking
We waited attentively for the arrival of the last hashers to appear, then headed outside to circle up in the grey, foggy weather.
King ShitHardlyTwistyMr. PeeeeeNut and Rashy BushDastardlyKarate KlitStool StufferSlippy Thong
Skewbic Hair and photo bombers
Stool Stuffer ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. With a small group, that did not take much time.
Slippy Thong was called into the circle to describe the marks she had diligently set for a serious trail.
The marks were explained by Slippy Thong
With the marks described, the hash had a bit of a revelation. Given the state of the group (old, tired, injured etc.), the pack declared this to be a walk with a beer and a chat. Slippy complied, as she will put the trail in inventory to bring it back out for the Full Moon Trail in February 2026.
Off we went on our New Years walk.
A bit slippy they saySlippy erases marks as she goesLooks like we are walking this backwardsA fine day for a leisurely stroll on the slippery sidewalksA view of the pondThe pack stretches out!
After an arduous lap of the pond, we stumbled across the regroup where suitable beverages were available! A great way to start the year with a minor walk with a celebration at the end.
Best regroup of the year!
DastardlyKing ShitHardlyKarate Klit with new beer glove!Rashy and Mr. PeeeeeNut entertain Twisty
Twisty and Slippy Thong
With the regroup complete, we headed back to Slippy’s place for eating, drinking and down down’s.
Waiting for the down down’s to begin
The Down Down’s
Stool Stuffer was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon. He prepared his program and the refreshments were made ready.
Dastardly hard at work
Down Down’s ready
Stool Stuffer began going through his list of crimes, punishments and rewards!
This down down is for you!
Slippy the hareBest walk of the year!DastardlySkewbic HairKing Shit and Mr. PeeeeeNutKarate Klit
Rashy and Stoolie
Rashy accuses HardlyGreat trail and now “on the piss”
We wrapped up by looking for a RA volunteer for the next trail. I believe Hardly put up his hand, which is greatly appreciated. Now finished the down down’s, we continued to eat, drink and socialize.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A challenging romp around the pond, admiring the ice, fog and the view. Thanks to Slippy Thong for the best trail of the year!
What a privilege it is to set the last trail of the year! What a great way to celebrate the opening of a new craft brewery! The Good Cheer Brewing enabled us to sample some new beer for the tail end of the old year!
The Good Cheer Brewing occupies the space formerly used by the Evil Corporation Brewing Company, which was known to the hashers. The new owners have reinvented the space with a 1600’s theme “order of good cheer” . Think Samuel de Champlain and his pals in Quebec and you are on the right track.
We look forward to their south facing patio as the weather gets warmer.
Good Cheer Brewing – Patio promise!
Inside, those that were there early were treated to a brewery tour by the owner Nathan. The balance of the pack wandered in an looked over the goodies they had on offer to be enjoyed after the run.
New spaceOldy furnishingsChecking it outPre circle in the lobby before we head out!
Camshaft called the group outside to form a circle. Bright parking lot lights created some photographic challenges.
The weather was good as a chinook had blow in. Above freezing temperatures made for slippy and sloppy underfoot.
Hump the SharkCamshaftMr. PeeeeeNutTwistyHardlyWhale WankerKrustyLiquor LotsKarate KlitOn InSnow BlowerBooty CampBeer in the Rear and Slow ClapStool StufferDaisy DukeKnight StalkerCan You Hear Me NowDastardlyLazy CummerKing Shit
Missing a couple of pictures, including Tighty Whitey and Mmmmm Lady Fingers and Slippy Thong.
Mmmmm Lady FingersSlippy ThongLying Sack of ShitTighty Whitey
Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions.
Camshaft is the centre of attention as he runs the circle
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the run.
Daisy Duke and Tighty WhiteyDaisy shows us the marksYou will likely see none of these!Clear as can be… Good luck!
With the trail described, the park was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
Off out of the parking lot in all directions. False trails galore were discovered and eventually the true trail marks were found.
A bit darkClear sidewalksHeading to the railway crossingThe pack finds marks in a back alleyDaisy minding the back of the packNice shiny slick streetsLiquor Lots running fastTypical Ramsay car
Through the alleys, streets and sidewalks we continued on trying to find the illusive marks. The hare was helpful in keeping us going in the right direction.
City view sighted
The pack following the eagle trail
Those that chose the eagle trail were off to the cemetery and Reader Rock Garden to catch some city views.
Fancy restaurantDaisy Duke looking for the lost pack
City View showing the Stampede Park
Daisy shows the way. Yes, these are the steps you must climb
Another city view
Daisy and Scoobie show odd the view!
Liquor Lots and Lying Sack of Shit attempt a selfie
A very good mark
The regroup is found!
Back to the brewery to get set up for the down down’s
Long table full of hashers
The Down Down’s
Mr. PeeeeNut volunteered to be the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He diligently prepared his program and the beers were organized.
Fine down down beer waiting to be consumed
Mr. PeeeeeNut started off with the hares and proceeded to reword and punish those selected.
Here’s to the haresTasty down down for a great trailSlow Clap and Slippy Thong – shoelace issuesWe are both wonderful!Whale Wanker and Liquor LotsSkewbic HairCamshaftDastardlyLying Sack of ShitHash Shit for Daisy Duke – for loosing the pack
Mr. PeeeeeNut declares the pack to be “on the piss”
The down down’s now complete, the pack was declared “on the piss”. The group settled down to enjoy the balance of the evening.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
Given the excellent marks to be found, and the complication of an eagle/turkey split, the run distance was variable depending of your experience. Some say it was close to 7 km in distance, but your actual distance may vary. A fine trail through the wilds of Ramsay SE was enjoyed by the pack.
As Christmas is not hectic enough, it is always a good plan to have a run on Boxing Day, December 26. As society wakes up to hit the malls for the Boxing Day sales, the hash prepares for the traditional afternoon run to celebrate the occasion.
Wear your boxing shorts or a wrapped cardboard box and you have what you need for the run.
Hardly and Twisty volunteered to set trail and host the run. The afternoon was cool but sunny. Not much temperature, but not the polar vortex either.
The group arrived at the Hardly Twisty house to prepare for the run. As the afternoon is difficult for some, there were some tardy hashers who missed the circle and start. More on that later!
Thankfully, there were hashers who had the presence of mind to take pictures in the absence of the hash photographer and scribe, who was late to the party.
The circle was called and the intrepid hashers marched down the front stairs to circle up across the street at Dirty Dancer’s driveway.
TwistyHardlyCan you hear me nowBlue BallsDirty DancerTighty WhiteyDastardly
The circle was conducted by someone present, and the hares were called into the circle.
CircleHardly explaining the marksMarks to follow
With the marks explained, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
Off through the snowy neighbourhoods to find the marks. The blue chalk marks were located and the trail was ran. A sufficient number of check backs were also found on trail to heighten the trail experience.
Run fuelThey are off!Winter wonderlandFollow the marksTrail trudgeStreet crossingSteady progressPlayground ahead!Live haresPlaygroundBunny viewPlenty of playgroundBunny spottingClimbingSlidingHanging aroundKS enjoys playground timeDone with thisOff to the next oneChristmas decorations
The trail reached the end, and the group assembled in the nice heated garage of Dirty Dancers to go through the down downs.
The Down Downs
The warm garage location was much appreciated. There was refreshments and food. Hardly and Twisty did a fine job of handling the crowd.
This is the point where the late comers, Scoobie and King Shit found the balance of the pack. All was well and there was much rejoicing.
The group got settled and enjoyed the fine food and goodies.
MouthfulTwistyCYHMN checking out the coolerKing Shit checking the taco accessoriesThis all looks goodYummy snacksDirty Dancer enjoying yummy snackesHardly in amasement
Tighty Whitey was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon. Tighty has fond memories of being named at such an event at the defunct Len’s Den pub in the Ambassador Motel. Apparently the boxing shorts theme was interpreted as the underwear he had on. Fact or fiction, it was the motivation for or RA to share his namesake wardrobe.
Are you ready?
TW tells a storyDisplays his newly washed non boxer shorts
TW went through his program of honouring those that set up the trail, as well as other stories that required a down down.
TwistyHardly offers a reference deviceHere’s to the haresDastardlyCYHMNKing ShitLate cummersSkewbic HairThanks to the hostsTight Whiteys covered, on the piss!
With the down down’s complete, Tighty Whitey declared the group to be “on the piss”.
A fine boxing day event and thanks to all that made it happen.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
In the absence of any gadget data, here is an approximation of the 4 km trail that was enjoyed by the group.
With Christmas fast approaching, time to sneak in another hash run before the big day. Thankfully Abandoned Pussy and Strap On Crampon volunteered to set trail on a frigid evening in December, and one of the shortest days of the year.
They selected the neighbourhood of Fairview SE to set trail, and selected the fashionable Stonegate Pub as the starting location. This may become a new Hash favourite sporting $5.00 pints and chicken wing specials on Monday nights! Tucked away in a non-descript 1950’s strip mall, adjacent to the bowling alley, a hidden gem in the neighbourhood!
It was a cold evening, with temperatures in the -20 C range + wind chill. The heating system repair truck and the guys on the roof may have been a signal of the heating problem in the pub.
Not to be discouraged, we were fine with our full on winter costume in anticipation of the cold temperatures. Tu Tu’s were present.
Nice and warm insideA pre-run gathering
The hashers were outfitted with the right gear to survive the run. Pre circle pictures show off some of the weather protection choices.
Abandoned PussyBlue BallsStrap On CramponKing ShitStool StufferKarate KlitTwistyHardlyDastardlyHump the Shark and archive Krusty
The stand in Hashmaster, Skewbic Hair, called the group outside to circle up!
Circle forming
Blue Balls – weather protectedKrustyDastardlyTwistyKing ShitHump the SharkMr. PeeeeeNut
Skewbic Hair – running the circle
It was time for the hares to come into the circle to describe the marks they have set for a fine trail.
We have set trail!Let me show you some fine marksThese marks are easy to find, hard to followHow hard can this be?
With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.
The Trail
From the front of the pub, we headed off into the dark of the evening until true trail was found. Marks on the lamp posts lead the way into the depths of the Fairview neighbourhood.
Off toward the schoolDown the streetsAlleysWatch your footingFine alley explorationPark foundFun in the parkOff to the next adventureSome Christmas lights spottedYou can buy a fancy car here!Navigating trafficHump the Shark spots a swingPretty high!King Shit slidesChristmas lightsHope this ends soon!
Like a mirage on the horizon, the regroup vehicle was spotted. A fine selection of hot chocolate and unfrozen beer.
Tasty refreshmentsQuick refreshments then off to the pub
A short walk away, the pub as found and we went inside to warm up!
Settling inBeer and food specialsHappy times!
It was nice to be inside in the warmth preparing for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
Booty Camp with assistance from Twisty were our Religious Advisor team. They prepared the program and secured refreshments for the down down’s.
A sampling for down down’sTwisty and Booty Camp ready to go
Hardly volunteered to be the Christmas themed choir, digging up the song sheets with the sacred verses.
We are readyHares set a great trail
We had so much fun setting the trail for you all to enjoy! Lots of chalk used. Don’t follow the pink chalk as those are check backs (Who knew?)
Krusty makes an appearanceDown DownKing ShitChoir – HardlyBlue Balls
Karate Klit and Mr. PeeeeeNut
Snow Blower and Hump the Shark – checkback mastersSkewbic hair gets a down down. AP takes a picture!Stool Stuffer, Dastardly and Basher Slippy Thong
With the down down’s completed, Booty Camp declared us “on the piss”. The group continued to enjoy the mirth and merriment of the Stonegate Pub until it was time to head home.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
The Trail
A find trail of almost 5 km was enjoyed by the pack. Excellent trail setting by AP and Strap On Crampon. The playgrounds were fun and no-one died.
The variable weather in Calgary did not disappoint! From – 20C to +10C is a bit of a swing. The snow we had received was now melting into puddles and wet slippery ice. Perfect for a hash run.
Offside Pub & Eatery is an interesting place up Centre Street in the NW. Conveniently in King Shit’s neighbourhood, a great venue to set a trail from.
Summer picture
The pack arrived and waited in the pub for the run to start. Some of us that arrived fashionably late missed the inside part and went right to the circle that Camshaft has organized outside.
Yes, it is this dark at the run start
Camshaft getting the attention of the group
Hump the SharkHardlyTwistySlow ClapJust AndreaMmmmm Lady FingersKarate KlitSlippy ThongPMSMr. PeeeeeNutSnow BlowerDastardlyPyroWhale WankerKing ShitBooty CampCamshaft and Just AndreaShakesbeerCockTaleNot Too DeepOPP
Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions, then called the hare into the circle.
I have set trailIt will be wet and slipperyI have made marksAll you need to know about tonight’s trail!
The pack was released and stumbled off to find the marks and the slippery ice.
The Trail
Finding the initial marks proved difficult. Everything was wet and shiny. Hard to see the marks. Nevertheless, marks were found and the pack headed off to find the wet and slippery trail.
Glazed alleysVery slippery
Quality slippery ice
Shakesbeer and slow clap checking things outThis is the way!
At some point, Scoobie slipped on the ice and declared his run done. Limping to the regroup was his chosen course of action. Others continued and provided some pictures of the greatest trail I did not complete.
There must be a park somewhereSpinning tire funOPP charges offSnow BlowerSlow ClapFollow the marksSlow Clap ponderingOff we go!Is this light bright enough!Slow Clap showing offPMS rocking the new onesie Careful street crossingHump the SharkAnother Slow ClapWhat we are looking for!PMS assesses the park funSwinging it is!Just my sizeAm I too big for this ride?I am out of hereSo much fun!
With regroup coordinates in hand, the sacred vehicle was spotted with suitable refreshments.
Walkers fully utilizing the regroup
Runners make it to the regroup!
After we were done, it was back to the pub to get set up for the down down’s.
Offside PubFood and drinksChatting and socializingWhy are we waiting?
Food and drinks were acquired and the group patiently waited for the down down’s to begin.
The Down Down’s
The Religious Advisor for the evening was Cock Tale. His newfound enthusiasm for the group was rewarded with RA duties, coincident with his late arrival to the circle.
Cock Tale rekindled his RA skills and developed his program for the evening. Many tales were invented and he was ready to go. The beverages were ready and it was time to start.
Refreshments ready!
RA – Cock Tale
Cock Tale selected the choir of Hump the Shark and Hardly, and they proceeded to sing themselves a song and enjoy a down down.
We are the choir!
This is for you!I set a great trail….Just Andrea – new bootMmmmm Lady FingersScoobie for falling. KK stand in for Slippy Thong who got me to the regroupOPP and Booty CampSlow Clap and OPPAdd PMS and we are all number 1!Twisty, Booty Camp and Just AndreaOverachieving walkersDastardlyHash ShitNew candidateFits well!On the Piss – we are done!
Cock Tale completed his efforts and was rewarded with a down down. RA for next week will be Booty Camp!
The group settled into more socializing as the evening wound down.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The running trail was near 7 km. An excellent wet and slippery trail on a warm evening. King Shit did a great job of making that happen.
Another run in the middle deep south is always a good time. Those that live in the north get to experience busy roads, traffic and weather! However, what is important is that a trail was set by Hump the Shark in parts of town that we are getting to know better.
The neighbourhood of Douglas Glen SE is not normally a destination, unless you live there. Hump the Shark has the privilege of employment in the area, as such, he has been doing some reconnoitering for the benefit of the group.
The starting location of Penny Black’s Kitchen & Bar is been used by Hump before, so let’s give it another go and see if they like our business.
With relatively warm weather, the pack arrived at Penny Black’s and settled in for their pre-run preparations and socializing.
Word was given by the Hashmaster to circle up outside, and the pack complied.
Not looking happy outside, but I am sure they are smiling insideWhale WankerHot CheeksBlue BallsCock TaleCamshaftPyroJust KarenTwistyHardlyLazy CummerInsane BoltLSOSLiquor LotsDaisy DukeStool StufferOPPHump the SharkKing ShitPMSShakesbeer and Mmmmm Lady FingersMr. PeeeeeNutDastardly
Camshaft went through the announcement and introductions, then Hump the Shark was welcome into the circle to describe the marks.
Here are the marks
There might be some flagging
With the marks, you will find all you need to find!
With the instructions complete, it was time to release the hounds to spread out and find the marks. The walkers held back so they could make their own plans.
The Trail
Out from the parking lot, through some industrial sites, 24 Street SE into Douglas Glen neighbourhood. With a few checks to keep the pack confused, the trail continued following sidewalks until it spilled out into Fish Creek Park. Into Quarry Park, some playground opportunities were enjoyed.
Electric treeSidewalksPathwaysMaking tracksOPP leading the wayLight sightingNeighbourhood navigationCommercial sighs compete with Christmas lights
A park appeared and there was much playing!
Looks light funLL warms it upSliding hashersLSOS sticks the dismountOPP gives it a goProblem on the finish….Look for the swingersTwisty in motionMmmmm lighting up the snowUp the slide is difficult!Follow the packA tree with lightsWalkers finding time for a group shotThe selfie queen in production!Uphill both ways
Apparently, the trail ended at the regroup where tasty beverages were enjoyed.
I like peanuts and fireballThis is yummyNice sweaterThis turns me on!Are we having fun yet?I see something on your cheek!
I suspect there was some parking lot regroup action prior to the pack returning to the pub for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
The group settled into the pub to sort out seating, beer and food. It looks like a welcoming place for thirsty hashers!
Mmmm Lady Fingers tries her serious look for the camera!
The Religious Advisor for the evening appears to be Stool Stuffer. He created material to delivery to the supportive group. Choir looks like Lying Sack of Shit and Shakesbeer.
Stool Stuffer does the RA thing, with a choir of LSOS and Shakesbeer
Dastardly and PMS – looks like the new hash shit is being redistributed!
Looking like a beer makes me happy! People like beer, so they will like me!
PMS and LL …. likely racing againUltra light beer!Hot Cheeks and TwistyNot too deep
Awards – Hot Cheeks (550), OPP (100) and Lazy Cummer (100)
Not exactly sure how this all went down as I was elsewhere and missed the celebrations. After down down’s completed, we were declared “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
It looks like 8 km of fine trail were enjoyed by the runners. A mixture of urban and parkland made for a great trail. Thank Hump the Shark for setting a fine trail, and he is welcome to set more trails in the near future!
Hash Extra
Skewbic Hair unfortunately had a conflict with some sort of ski camp at Mount Norquay. I can assure you that you were having much more fun than me.
With crappy weather and other distractions, we are always pleased when someone volunteers to hare a trail. We can not thank Slippy Thong enough for setting the first trail in December 2025. As Slippy is a southern dweller, the perfect location is a deep southern neighbourhood with extensive pathways and Christmas lights.
The Kilt and Caber Ale house is the place to set the trail from. Surprisingly busy in the evening, but Slippy had made reservations for the group.
The runners arrived, found parking, and proceeded to the pub to get organized for the run.
The Kilt and Caber – just through those doors
Up the stairsCozy tablesRubbing elbows
The group was called outside to circle up. We managed to create an obstruction in front of the pub, in the waft of the cigarette smoke provided by some of pub clientele.
Something like a part of circle
LSOSTighty WhiteyDastardlyJust Karen and CamshaftWhale WankerSlippy ThongRashy BushBooty CampLazy Cummer and Hot CheeksStool StufferHump the SharkLiquor LotsMmmmm Lady FingersInsane BoltShakesbeerHot PantsNot Too DeepCocktailLSOS and On In
Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Insane Bolt runs the circle
The Hare, Slippy Thong, was called into the circle to describe the marks she had made for this evenings trail.
We have an HChecks and check backSome special marksThat is all we have!Here they are!
Slippy let the pack loose to find the marks of the true trail.
The Trail
Slippy was quite pleased to see the difficulty of finding the true trail. Check backs and much searching eventually revealed the first real marks. A bit of help from the hare was appreciated.
Let’s go!Hump heads the wrong waySurely, the trail must be somewhereThis was not the way….Back to the start!On trailBack alley of high densityPath by the pondProceeding with confidencePlayground spottedSwingers in actionTentative playingThis is a big one!Trails this wayStoolie with confidenceOPP with hot hands!Playground over there!Another parkSmaller scaleMore swingingDeflated Christmas decorationsLights on the trees
Follow the trail!
Another park!Snow angel spottingCareful here!Slippy recreates her spill from earlier this yearHump the Shark showing offShakesbeer emptying his pocketsMOP -or STOPSTOP – Slippy Thong’s Old Place
Eventually, we stumbled upon the marks indicating Beer Near. Like a mirage in the desert, the regroup vehicle appeared. Specialty of the evening ….. beer slushy.
Regroup foundCheck to see if frozen
There was much rejoicing as beverages were enjoyed. then back to the pub for the closing ceremonies.
The group took over the assigned tables and got down the serious business of eating and drinking.
A good signPacked in
The Down Down’s
Tighty Whitey volunteered to be Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.
Tighty Whitey is the RA
A choir was selected of the senior members of the group. Whale Wanker, On In and (mistakenly) Scoobie were nominated as choir.
A fine choir singing themselves a song
Tighty Whitey called up the hare and went through a series of accusations and offences.
Hare – Slippy ThongBest run everDown Down!
Booty Camp saves the Hash Xmas event – Renovations behind in the Stoolie/Slippy world
Botty and Hot CheeksLiquor LotsSnow AngelsOPP – another down downDastardly sporting the new Onesie- Thanks for the beer slushy
Down Down for the RA (this week) and next weeks volunteer!
Tighty Whitey declared the group “on the piss”
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The trail ended up to be close to 7 km. Fine check backs provided extra distance for those who chose to find them. A great trail by Slippy Thong.
Hash Extra
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A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
