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Run 2453 – A Hot Slippy Thong in the Cheeks

March 30, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Slippy Thong and Hot Cheeks

Location: Red Crowns Pub

523 Woodpark Blvd SW #20, Calgary, AB T2W 4J3

https://maps.app.goo.gl/CFyX5DmeqLNruCheA

RA: Insane Bolt

Attendance: 22

Fish Creek Spring Wonderland

The Beginning

At a moment of weakness, Hot Cheeks and Slippy Thong were prepared to embrace the spring weather and set a run from the winds of Bebo Grove in Fish Creek Provincial Park. Sounded like a great plan as it has been sunny and mild for weeks. Park run with outdoor down down’s. A utopian vision.

As spring weather is also variable, a large dump of snow changed the plan. Plan B is the set trail from a warm pub in Woodbine SW, but include some of the Fish Creek trails which were now snow covered. Strapon ice cleats highly recommended.

The pack gathered in a non descript pub in the the SW, in the community of Woodbine (Woodlands). Suitably dodgy in appearance, it seemed well suited to host the hash.

The pack gathered and found suitable seating while the big screen showed some kind of hockey match featuring the loosing local team.

Insane Bolt declared that it was time to head outside in the daylight and circle up.

A reasonable turn out given the somewhat not so nice weather. If you were dressed for winter, the spring run would be “just fine”.

Insane Bolt went through the announcements and introductions. Called in the new person, Just Stephen, into the circle so we could introduce ourselves.

Insane Bolt hoping to rid himself of the hash shit on this run

The hares were called into the circle and described the marks we were to follow on the trail.

With chalk in hand, Slippy Thong makes it happen

With the marks described, the pack was released to find the true trail.

The Trail

Out of the parking lot, the pack spread out to find the marks that the hares had prepared for us to find.

Some sort of posing for the photographer. Yes, there is a mark on that bench.

As we descend into Fish Creek Park, the trail becomes more winter like. Fortunately, the paved trails had seen a plow.

Slippy Thong making sure we don’t get lost

Eventually, the trail lead back to the pub, and the regroup was located in the parking lot nearby!

Back to the pub to settle in and find some beverages and food in anticipation of the down down’s.

Good deals on the beer and food, so everyone was happy to this point!

The Down Down’s

The previous week, Insane Bolt volunteered to the the Religious Advisor (RA) for the down down ceremonies. As such, he has had a week to think about and prepare material.

Insane Bolt launched into action. He appointed a choir of Mr. PeeeeeNut and Shakesbeer, who sang themselves a song.

First, the hares were brough up and thanked for an epic Slippy trail.

Insane Bolt finds someone for his hash shit

Scoobie avoids hash shit on a technicality!

Slow Clap – Will remember her hash shit for next time!

Scoobie RA next week, Insane Bolt – On the Piss!

With the down down’s complete, it was time to enjoy the Red Crowns hospitality.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

Looks like 6 – 7 km of trail were enjoyed by some. Excellent effort setting trail in crappy weather for the group to enjoy. Our introduction to Fish Creek trail was a fun time.

Hash Extra

Because we can, we are seeing what AI can do for the trail. So far…. interesting.

Run, Special Event

Run 2439 – Tacky Formal Run

January 1, 2026 The Scribe

Hares: Slippy Thong

Location: Slippy’ s Place

Prestwick Pond Terrace SE, Calgary

https://maps.app.goo.gl/moPke7c83F1SXhoe9

RA: Stool Stuffer

Attendance: 10

Best address in the neighbourhood!

The Beginning

Nothing like an afternoon run on New Year’s Day to set the year off to a good start. We were pleased when Slippy Thong volunteered to set trail on this auspicious day.

This is an afternoon run where the group is encouraged to wear there best formal wear. The result is quite an interesting display of fashion sense.

We started at Slippy’s place, where she had set an ambitious trail. We appreciated the effort that she put forward for this signature event.

The group collected inside in the warm, and started munching on the abundance of snacks and treats that Slippy had provided.

We waited attentively for the arrival of the last hashers to appear, then headed outside to circle up in the grey, foggy weather.

Stool Stuffer ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions. With a small group, that did not take much time.

Slippy Thong was called into the circle to describe the marks she had diligently set for a serious trail.

The marks were explained by Slippy Thong

With the marks described, the hash had a bit of a revelation. Given the state of the group (old, tired, injured etc.), the pack declared this to be a walk with a beer and a chat. Slippy complied, as she will put the trail in inventory to bring it back out for the Full Moon Trail in February 2026.

Off we went on our New Years walk.

After an arduous lap of the pond, we stumbled across the regroup where suitable beverages were available! A great way to start the year with a minor walk with a celebration at the end.

Rashy and Mr. PeeeeeNut entertain Twisty

With the regroup complete, we headed back to Slippy’s place for eating, drinking and down down’s.

The Down Down’s

Stool Stuffer was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the afternoon. He prepared his program and the refreshments were made ready.

Stool Stuffer began going through his list of crimes, punishments and rewards!

We wrapped up by looking for a RA volunteer for the next trail. I believe Hardly put up his hand, which is greatly appreciated. Now finished the down down’s, we continued to eat, drink and socialize.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A challenging romp around the pond, admiring the ice, fog and the view. Thanks to Slippy Thong for the best trail of the year!

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Run 2433 – Slippy in December

December 1, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Slippy Thong

Location: Kilt and Caber Ale House

53 High St SE, Calgary, AB T2Z 0N2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/RHAcYqMqUXSt9M5B9

RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 24

December starts excessive lighting season!

The Beginning

With crappy weather and other distractions, we are always pleased when someone volunteers to hare a trail. We can not thank Slippy Thong enough for setting the first trail in December 2025. As Slippy is a southern dweller, the perfect location is a deep southern neighbourhood with extensive pathways and Christmas lights.

The Kilt and Caber Ale house is the place to set the trail from. Surprisingly busy in the evening, but Slippy had made reservations for the group.

The runners arrived, found parking, and proceeded to the pub to get organized for the run.

The Kilt and Caber – just through those doors

The group was called outside to circle up. We managed to create an obstruction in front of the pub, in the waft of the cigarette smoke provided by some of pub clientele.

Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

The Hare, Slippy Thong, was called into the circle to describe the marks she had made for this evenings trail.

Slippy let the pack loose to find the marks of the true trail.

The Trail

Slippy was quite pleased to see the difficulty of finding the true trail. Check backs and much searching eventually revealed the first real marks. A bit of help from the hare was appreciated.

Eventually, we stumbled upon the marks indicating Beer Near. Like a mirage in the desert, the regroup vehicle appeared. Specialty of the evening ….. beer slushy.

There was much rejoicing as beverages were enjoyed. then back to the pub for the closing ceremonies.

The group took over the assigned tables and got down the serious business of eating and drinking.

The Down Down’s

Tighty Whitey volunteered to be Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.

A choir was selected of the senior members of the group. Whale Wanker, On In and (mistakenly) Scoobie were nominated as choir.

Tighty Whitey called up the hare and went through a series of accusations and offences.

Booty Camp saves the Hash Xmas event – Renovations behind in the Stoolie/Slippy world

Down Down for the RA (this week) and next weeks volunteer!

Tighty Whitey declared the group “on the piss”

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The trail ended up to be close to 7 km. Fine check backs provided extra distance for those who chose to find them. A great trail by Slippy Thong.

Hash Extra

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Run 2381 – Slippy and LSOS Set Trail from Schank’s Sports Grill SW

January 6, 2025 The Scribe

Hares: Lying Sack of Shit and Slippy Thong

Location: Schank’s Sports Grill

9627 Macleod Trail S, Calgary, AB T2J 0P6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/yUMzMj1BThD37wgZ6

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 24

Look What We Found!

The Beginning

The overwhelming lack of enthusiasm for setting trail post the Christmas, New Years marathon of runs, was thankfully overcome by Slippy Thong and Lying Sack of Shit volunteering to set the trail on January 6, 2025.

Even though Slippy and LSOS are deep south dwellers, they chose Schank’s Sports Grill and a location to set the trail from. Apparently close to some of the deep deal retailers in the area the they patronize.

We gathered in the cavernous sports oriented drinking spot, feeling like we were in the Montreal Olympic Stadium for size and scale. All was in good order as the hashers assembled.

Returning Hashmaster Insane Bolt called us out to the great outdoors to circle up.

A surprising amount of street lighting was present in the parking lot. Likely to keep those undesirables away. The weather was good and we were ready to find the trail!