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Hares: Slippy Thong

Location: Kilt and Caber Ale House

53 High St SE, Calgary, AB T2Z 0N2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/RHAcYqMqUXSt9M5B9

RA: Tighty Whitey

Attendance: 24

December starts excessive lighting season!

The Beginning

With crappy weather and other distractions, we are always pleased when someone volunteers to hare a trail. We can not thank Slippy Thong enough for setting the first trail in December 2025. As Slippy is a southern dweller, the perfect location is a deep southern neighbourhood with extensive pathways and Christmas lights.

The Kilt and Caber Ale house is the place to set the trail from. Surprisingly busy in the evening, but Slippy had made reservations for the group.

The runners arrived, found parking, and proceeded to the pub to get organized for the run.

The Kilt and Caber – just through those doors

The group was called outside to circle up. We managed to create an obstruction in front of the pub, in the waft of the cigarette smoke provided by some of pub clientele.

Insane Bolt ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.

The Hare, Slippy Thong, was called into the circle to describe the marks she had made for this evenings trail.

Slippy let the pack loose to find the marks of the true trail.

The Trail

Slippy was quite pleased to see the difficulty of finding the true trail. Check backs and much searching eventually revealed the first real marks. A bit of help from the hare was appreciated.

Eventually, we stumbled upon the marks indicating Beer Near. Like a mirage in the desert, the regroup vehicle appeared. Specialty of the evening ….. beer slushy.

There was much rejoicing as beverages were enjoyed. then back to the pub for the closing ceremonies.

The group took over the assigned tables and got down the serious business of eating and drinking.

The Down Down’s

Tighty Whitey volunteered to be Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He prepared his material and patiently waited for the beverages to appear.

A choir was selected of the senior members of the group. Whale Wanker, On In and (mistakenly) Scoobie were nominated as choir.

Tighty Whitey called up the hare and went through a series of accusations and offences.

Booty Camp saves the Hash Xmas event – Renovations behind in the Stoolie/Slippy world

Down Down for the RA (this week) and next weeks volunteer!

Tighty Whitey declared the group “on the piss”

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

The trail ended up to be close to 7 km. Fine check backs provided extra distance for those who chose to find them. A great trail by Slippy Thong.

Hash Extra

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Hares: Lying Sack of Shit and Slippy Thong

Location: Schank’s Sports Grill

9627 Macleod Trail S, Calgary, AB T2J 0P6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/yUMzMj1BThD37wgZ6

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 24

Look What We Found!

The Beginning

The overwhelming lack of enthusiasm for setting trail post the Christmas, New Years marathon of runs, was thankfully overcome by Slippy Thong and Lying Sack of Shit volunteering to set the trail on January 6, 2025.

Even though Slippy and LSOS are deep south dwellers, they chose Schank’s Sports Grill and a location to set the trail from. Apparently close to some of the deep deal retailers in the area the they patronize.

We gathered in the cavernous sports oriented drinking spot, feeling like we were in the Montreal Olympic Stadium for size and scale. All was in good order as the hashers assembled.

Returning Hashmaster Insane Bolt called us out to the great outdoors to circle up.

A surprising amount of street lighting was present in the parking lot. Likely to keep those undesirables away. The weather was good and we were ready to find the trail!