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Run 2397 – A Big Erection Run for Hump the Shark

Hares:   Hump the Shark

Location: Bow River Ball Diamond

135 Douglas Park Blvd SE, Calgary, AB T2Z 2M5

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RA:  Hardly

Attendance: 20

Beaver Hunt

The Beginning

We were pleased that Hump the Shark volunteered to set trail for this late April run. Lots of daylight, warm temperatures, no bugs yet, and plenty of trail to explore. There was some sort of an election happening on the day, but we were not going to let that get in the way of an epic hash run.

We have not run from the Douglasdale neighbourhood in the South East in a long time (if ever). As such, any trail set down there would be a new adventure.

Proximity to the Bow River suggested some shiggy opportunities may be available. Who knows what type of wildlife you would find!

The map provided was to the front gate of a baseball park, with two baseball diamonds and a full load of baseball people and there cars! Parking was at a premium, and some creativity was necessary to accommodate the hashers.

The group gathered near the pathway by the Bow River, out of the way of the baseball crowds!

With no real location focus, the pack assembled into something looking like a circle to prepare for the instructions from the hare.

Looks like a circle by the river!

An enthusiastic group assembled with a visitor from Edmonton!

Princess Monkey Spanker called the circle to order and went through the formalities. We had a visitor from Edmonton, Copsucker, who arranged her travel plans to accommodate the run.

The hare was called into the circle to described the marks. In the absence of natural marking surfaces, Hump the Shark used to dirt to outline some faint renditions of what the marks might look like.

There was an Eagle/Turkey split which the hare neglected to tell us about. Being a smart bunch, we were able to muddle through the Eagle (Easy), Turkey (Tough) conundrum on the fly.

The pack was released and the early false trails were discovered in an attempt to find true trail.

The Trail

A false trail from the beginning was a nice touch. Marks leading into the river were a rouse. Do not get sucked in!

Over the bridge was the good way. From that, some marks were discovered leading us to the true trail.

We realized that the paved trail was not where we were going. After exhaustive searching and some hints from the hare, we were presented with a beaver dam crossing opportunity!

Looks like where a hash run would go!

Off through the brush to stumble upon the Eagle/Turkey split!

Over the bridge, the Eagle hashers were rewarded with a legitimate washroom, which proved to be a popular feature with some members of the group.

Back over the bridge to find the Turkey trail on the East side of the Bow River.

Through the maze of pathways and sidewalks, eventually the regroup location was found.

Those that had chairs got set up for the down down ceremonies.

The Down Down’s

The beverages were prepared and our Religious Advisor, Hardly, prepared his notes for the down down’s.

A choir was selected. Apparently Hump the Shark and Booty Camp were selected. Double duty for our hare, Hump the Shark.

Eventually, were all done and just had to enjoy the sunset.

Sunset

The keeners retired to the Penny Black Pub, close by. Unfortunately, no evidence of photo’s.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

The Trail

A fine trail of somewhere between 5 and 6 km’s. Great terrain for future runs! Great shiggy opportunities.

Hash Extra

A number of photographs were taken to document the evening’s activities. Here are some!

Run 2381 – Slippy and LSOS Set Trail from Schank’s Sports Grill SW

Hares:   Lying Sack of Shit and Slippy Thong

Location: Schank’s Sports Grill

9627 Macleod Trail S, Calgary, AB T2J 0P6

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RA:  Hump the Shark

Attendance: 24

Look What We Found!

The Beginning

The overwhelming lack of enthusiasm for setting trail post the Christmas, New Years marathon of runs, was thankfully overcome by Slippy Thong and Lying Sack of Shit volunteering to set the trail on January 6, 2025.

Even though Slippy and LSOS are deep south dwellers, they chose Schank’s Sports Grill and a location to set the trail from. Apparently close to some of the deep deal retailers in the area the they patronize.

We gathered in the cavernous sports oriented drinking spot, feeling like we were in the Montreal Olympic Stadium for size and scale. All was in good order as the hashers assembled.

Returning Hashmaster Insane Bolt called us out to the great outdoors to circle up.

A surprising amount of street lighting was present in the parking lot. Likely to keep those undesirables away. The weather was good and we were ready to find the trail!

Insane Bolt called the circle to order and the hares were introduced to describe the trail.

With the marks described, we were told to find the trail.

The Trail

Off to find the marks, we had the sidewalk beside Macleod Trail as a likely location.

Eventually, the marks were found and the hash was afoot.

Eventually, a park was discovered and many hashers began to play.

More trail was found in the wilds of Willow Park and eventually we found the regroup.

There was much rejoicing

After the regroup, we made it back to Schank’s for the down down’s

Down Down’s

Back at the pub, we settled down in a cavernous area to order food and drinks.

Hump the Shark got busy soliciting material for the down down’s. A combination of truth and lies should be sufficient.

Thinking is hard

With the thinking all done, it was time to put this into practice. Insane Bolt and Pyro were nominated as choir and the program was initiated.

An extensive list of crimes and rewards were handed out by the RA in a splendid fashion.

The hash shit, the onesie of shame, was handed off from On In to Lying Sack of Shit for some memorable reason.

Other crimes and milestones were also awarded

Eventually, with all crimes dealt with, we were “on the piss”.

On the piss he says…

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

A winding trail in straight sections adding up to some 6+ km’s. A great trail in new territory that we had not yet explored.

Run 2353 – Insane Bolt – Great White North Revisited

Hares: Insane Bolt

Location: West Nose Creek Park, 300 Beddington Blvd NE, Calgary, AB

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RA: Hump the Shark
Attendance: 19

Convenient to the Airport

The Beginning

We were pleased that Insane Bolt volunteered to set trail. Hares are in short supply in the summer as many are travelling. Insane picked a location that we are relatively unfamiliar with. Up by the airport, off Beddington Trail lurks a collection of pathways, hills, streams, trails and thistles. A fine location for a run or a place to walk your dog.

The group assembled after battling traffic on Deerfoot Trail , trying to find the elusive parking spot as this place is a busy dog park as well.

Eventually, something resembling a circle was formed and we were ready to get things going.

Forming the circle

On In, as hashmaster, got things rolling. Announcements, visitors, archives and the like. Sloppy Seconds appeared at his first Monday night hash. A visitor from Scotland, he made it out to one of the previous Full Moon Hashes. Snevil celebrates 900 runs.

Insane Bolt explained the marks, including the use of one solitary piece of flagging.

The pack was released and headed off in all directions until true trail was discovered.

The Trail

Starting on the paved pathway, we realized that there were many small narrow trails which the hare had incorporated into his master humiliation plan. Trails were marked with the smallest of H’s, in an effort to conserve the world chalk resources. Flour was used as well in abundance.

There was a rock with a crack. Who knew?

A viewpoint, as such, provided a vista. You could see a lot from up there!

Can you spot the hasher that ran his own run, through checkbacks, and was never to be seen on trail again?

Eventually, we had climbed enough hills and roamed through enough hose rich forests to end up at the regroup in the parking lot.

Regroup

It was found where the cars were parked. It was a BYOC night (bring your own chair), so the after circle started to take shape. Beer was expertly poured in preparation for the down down’s.

The Down Downs

Hump the Shark elected himself to be the Religious Advisor for the evening. He canvased the crowd for material and got his program together. Choir was Twisty and Camshaft, a late cummer.

There were a number of down downs for selected people. The hares, the new boot, hash shit and multiple offences.

The merriment continued in the parking lot until we were done.

Scribed by Skewbic Hair.

Trail Summary

We ended up running close to 6 km. Some more than others depending on the routes chosen and the check backs found.