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Hares: Lying Sack of Shit (LSOS)

Location: Pearce Estate Park

1440 17a St SE, Calgary, AB T2G 4T9

https://maps.app.goo.gl/8b6gspJp6ZnQ153C7

RA: On In

Attendance: 21

Rain or Shine – The Hash Is Running!

The Beginning

Setting trail on the May long weekend is challenging. For some reason, some think this is the time to go camping or cycle the Golden Triangle. Some of us even chose to be out of province for the run, as such, I rely on others for the good dirt on the run.

The Run Number of 2401 was intentionally selected to not jeopardize the pre arranged Run 2400 happening on May 24, 2025. I am sure the hash run accountants will be totally fine with this.

Pearce Estate Park was the location for the start of the run. Lying Sack of Shit volunteered to hare the run. All was looking good for an epic trail.

Apparently there was some rain to deal with, but that did not interfere with LSOS setting trail. The pack arrived in good order and got organized in something that looks like a circle.

A good turn out of 21 hashers were getting ready to experience the trail that Lying Sack of Shit had planned for the group.

Hot Quickie – Photographer (archive shot)

PMS ran the circle. After extensive announcements and introductions, the hare, Lying Sack of Shit, was called into the circle to explain the marks.

It would appear that LSOS wanted to make this difficulted for the group. I see regular marks, plus back checks with numbers. Musical notes and “WASTED” probably have their own story.

The pack was released to find the true trail, or at least the marks that survived the rain.

The Trail

Off from the parking lot, the pack branched out to find marks indicating that they were on the true trail. Much confusion was present as apparently the hare was doing a fine job of marking trail after the pack had moved on.

The walkers had a great experience with some game paying. Not sure who won the Rock Paper Scissors championship.

Perhaps Booty Camp was not the willer of RPS

The trail continued until the regroup was discovered. Apparently the tour included the sights and sounds of Inglewood, coming very close to Cold Garden.

At the regroup, all were happy with the selection of fine beverages available for the pack. The group got set up for parking lot down down’s

The Down Down’s

On In was appointed the Religious Advisor (RA) for the closing ceremonies. I am sure that it was an epic event that will be understood by those that were there by the limited number if pictures I have to work with.

The choir of Hot Cheeks and PMS were in control of the tempo of the ceremony.

Some of the highlights of the down down’s include:

Liquor Lots was invited to wear her Race Shit inside out. Apparently Shakesbeer had some sort of a race flag. Twisted Sister, Dastardly and Tighty Whitey were call out for being short cutting walkers. Perhaps even crashed Sucks Everything’s residence. Snow Blower had a milestone run – 269. Some recognition of the cut throat Rock, Paper Scissors events on trail.

Dastardly knows about the train crossing problem

In the absence of evidence, I would imaging that the down down’s were outstanding, the group was happy, and On In declared the group “on the piss”.

Trail Summary

Looks like a solid 6 km of trail were delivered and enjoyed. I think the rain was just for dust control as the down down’s in the parking lot seemed to happen. Great trail by Lying Sack of Shit.

Hares: Lying Sack of Shit and Slippy Thong

Location: Schank’s Sports Grill

9627 Macleod Trail S, Calgary, AB T2J 0P6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/yUMzMj1BThD37wgZ6

RA: Hump the Shark

Attendance: 24

Look What We Found!

The Beginning

The overwhelming lack of enthusiasm for setting trail post the Christmas, New Years marathon of runs, was thankfully overcome by Slippy Thong and Lying Sack of Shit volunteering to set the trail on January 6, 2025.

Even though Slippy and LSOS are deep south dwellers, they chose Schank’s Sports Grill and a location to set the trail from. Apparently close to some of the deep deal retailers in the area the they patronize.

We gathered in the cavernous sports oriented drinking spot, feeling like we were in the Montreal Olympic Stadium for size and scale. All was in good order as the hashers assembled.

Returning Hashmaster Insane Bolt called us out to the great outdoors to circle up.

A surprising amount of street lighting was present in the parking lot. Likely to keep those undesirables away. The weather was good and we were ready to find the trail!