Hares: Lying Sack of Shit and Slippy Thong
Location: Schank’s Sports Grill
9627 Macleod Trail S, Calgary, AB T2J 0P6
https://maps.app.goo.gl/yUMzMj1BThD37wgZ6
RA: Hump the Shark
Attendance: 24
Look What We Found!
The Beginning
The overwhelming lack of enthusiasm for setting trail post the Christmas, New Years marathon of runs, was thankfully overcome by Slippy Thong and Lying Sack of Shit volunteering to set the trail on January 6, 2025.
Even though Slippy and LSOS are deep south dwellers, they chose Schank’s Sports Grill and a location to set the trail from. Apparently close to some of the deep deal retailers in the area the they patronize.
We gathered in the cavernous sports oriented drinking spot, feeling like we were in the Montreal Olympic Stadium for size and scale. All was in good order as the hashers assembled.
Returning Hashmaster Insane Bolt called us out to the great outdoors to circle up.
A surprising amount of street lighting was present in the parking lot. Likely to keep those undesirables away. The weather was good and we were ready to find the trail!
Insane Bolt called the circle to order and the hares were introduced to describe the trail.
With the marks described, we were told to find the trail.
The Trail
Off to find the marks, we had the sidewalk beside Macleod Trail as a likely location.
Eventually, the marks were found and the hash was afoot.
Eventually, a park was discovered and many hashers began to play.
More trail was found in the wilds of Willow Park and eventually we found the regroup.
After the regroup, we made it back to Schank’s for the down down’s
Down Down’s
Back at the pub, we settled down in a cavernous area to order food and drinks.
Hump the Shark got busy soliciting material for the down down’s. A combination of truth and lies should be sufficient.
With the thinking all done, it was time to put this into practice. Insane Bolt and Pyro were nominated as choir and the program was initiated.
An extensive list of crimes and rewards were handed out by the RA in a splendid fashion.
The hash shit, the onesie of shame, was handed off from On In to Lying Sack of Shit for some memorable reason.
Other crimes and milestones were also awarded
Eventually, with all crimes dealt with, we were “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A winding trail in straight sections adding up to some 6+ km’s. A great trail in new territory that we had not yet explored.
