Slow Clap and Beer In the Rear stepped up the hare the first November run. As a theme, moustaches were required. Backing the Movember theme concerning men’s health, a good cause to stand behind.
Big Al’s has been pressed into service as the starting point. We have had good time at Big Al’s, so this would also be great!
A neighbourhood pub
The groups assembled and found a section of the parking lot to congregate as the runners got prepared.
Glowing streetlightsSort of a circle
Eventually, Camshaft called the circle to order as the we prepared for the run.
Beer in the Rear and Slow ClapHot CheeksCamshaftAbandoned PussyVisitor – Sheep EscortHardly and TwistyKing Shit with KaiLiquor LotsLazy CummerBaleu DriverHump the SharkPMS and Scissor SisterDastardlyShakesbeer of the deadHot CheeksStoolie and RashyTighty Whitey and Blue BallsNot to Deep and Cock TaleInsane Bolt and PyroLying Sack of Shit
Camshaft runs the circle by going through the announcements and introductions.
Camshaft runs the circleMarks present before the hares are called?
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks that had been selected for this evening’s run.
Magically all the marks are already here!Standard marksYou know what to do
The pack was released to find the marks that the hares had set.
The Run
Out of the parking lot, the pack dispersed to check for marks. Eventually, marks heading south were found and pack was afoot.
Marks this way!
Off down the middle of the street
Playground found
PMS challenges the sladePlanning how to playVisitor finding trailIs my headlight bright enough?Another bright lightLong pathwayAnother parkAP and Tighty Whitey master the spinning thingAnother play thingEducation opportunityRules to followAnother parkAnother long pathwayBack alleyHeading toward the schoolAnother park beckons
Eventually, the Beer Near and regroup were found.
Regroup foundMuch rejoicingBest regroup ever!
Back to the bar to get set up for the down downs and enjoy their moustache personalities.
OhMyHairy fingerLike my StacheOne side lookin up!This is my happy faceI see youDo you like my moustache from this angleI normally look like this!Insane BoltSeems happy to be here!
The Down Downs
The group assembled at Beg Al’s and found a place to sit. Food and beverage menus were studied. Beer special was Big Rock Red!
The Religious Advisor volunteer was Skewbic Hair. He solicited stories from the group until he had enough material to work with.
Skewbic Hair – RA. Sporting a Stache
The choir was selected of Camshaft and Not To Deep. The quickly found the sound book and sang themselves a song.
Choir – Camshaft and Not To DeepWe set a great trailDown Down is tasty!Karate Klit – late arrivalOPP and PMS – bar actionHot CheeksOPP – another late cummerDastardlyScissor Sister and Dastardly – Best Regroup EverBaleu Driver – great moustacheTighty Whitey and Lazy Cummer – Moustache competionBaleu Driver enjoys a refreshmentsVisitor – Sheep EscortInsane Bolt – 150 runsShakesbeer – best costumeRashy Bush – 300 runsHash Shit Transfer – Shakesbeer has a new costumeDown down for the RA’s – Skewbic Hair and Camshaft (next week)
With the down downs complete, the group was declares “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A challenging trail of close to 7 km was set and enjoyed by the group. Great work by Slow Clap and Beer in the Rear. Best regroup ever at Scissor Sister’s place, in the “hood”.
The annual Yummy Kippers run, is a tradition of the Calgary hash. Hardly and Twisty have organized this for a very long time. The run precedes the MisManagement Erections where the group refreshes the management team.
The run was set from Big Al’s Bar & Grill in the neighbourhood of Southview, which is very close to Forest Lawn. This neighbourhood has some history and is undergoing a level of gentrification. Bordering International Avenue, it is quite an eclectic part of town.
Big Al’s – never disappointsWe were here!
The group arrived in the parking lot on this warm evening. The sun was setting as a reminder that we are now in fall and the light in the evening is getting thin.
Congregating in the shadows as the sun packs it in
Insane Bolt called the circle to order, and the group formed something that sort of looked like a circle.
Insane Bolt – circle up pleaseSnevilSlippy Thong and Hot CheeksKing Shit with KaiAll Hands on Dick and Rashy BushSwollen MemberHardlyMucky DipStool StufferPrincess Monkey SpankerHump the SharkScissor SisterDastardlyTwistyStrap On Crampon and Hot PantsSnow BlowerLazy CummerBooty CampInsane BoltOn InShakesbeer
Insane Bolt went through the formalities with announcements and introduction, plus enjoying some yummy fish crackers .
Caught oneAre they any good?Yummy!
With the munching complete, the hares were called into the circle to describe the marks for the run. The marks are special, as the shape of a fish is prominent.
Fish in blueFish in PinkSpecial fish marksHere they all are! Go find the trail!
The pack was released to find the marks, and to catch the last rays of sun as dusk was settling in.
The Run
Out of the parking lot, the pack headed south and found the marks indicating that they were on trail.
There is a trail somewhere near hereNice bike pathA safe route for hashersKeeping up the paceA leaf raking opportunity
Looking for marks
Fall colourFish CheckSunset in SouthviewPlayground foundLeisurely pace No rushLook – a poleNot as slippery as I would have likedGetting fitterElaborate fitness set upScissor Sister and Shakesbeer joint exercisingOff to the next stopA gaggle of walkers foundBack alley adventure
Refreshments found
The refreshments were tasty and the group got busy enjoying the twilight evening outdoors.
A keen hasher observed that were were on Ash Crescent. One letter away from Hash Crescent. Insane Bolt decided this was something that needed to change.
We think we look marvelousThis pole is hard to climbI get by with a little help from my friends
Mission accomplished
Back to the bar, checking out the fancy features of the neighbourhood.
Interesting sign
Back to the bar, the group settled in to ordering food and beer and prepared for the down downs and the Erections.
The Down Downs
As we attempted to get organized, beer was ordered and the beer wenches got busy getting things together. It was finally time to get the down downs started.
Beverages ready to go
Hump the Shark was the Religious Advisor (RA) for the evening. He appointed the choir of Swollen Member and Rashy Bush.
Hump the SharkChoir – Swollen Member and Rashy Bush
The hares were called up for a down down. A fine trail with Yummy Kippurs for snacks.
Here’s to the hares
PMS wanted to show off her matching fashion, so she was invited up for a fashion down down.
Yummy Kippurs fashion show
SnevilScissor SisterShakesbeer – found a nut on trailStrap On CramponSwollen MemberSkewbic HairLazy Cummer and Strap On Crampon – a sausage storyKing ShitInsane Bolt – Defacing public property
Down Dow the RA and a volunteer for next week!
With the down downs done, it was time to move onto the next order of business, the Erections of the new MisManagement team for next year.
Erections
A difficult process as the mismanagers are a fickle bunch, who know the rules. Find your replacement of your are doing this for another year.
Insane Bolt ran the erections. A somber introspective exercise which delivered the slate of new MisManagement for 2026-2027 fiscal year.
The result of this exercise is that we have a fresh MisManagement team to lead the hash forward into the next year. Come out to find out what the new team looks like!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A fine trail of close to 5 km through the wilds of Southview. So close to Dover and Forest Lawn and in the vibe of International Avenue. A fun time was had by both the runners and the walkers.
Dastardly and Hardly volunteered to set trail to honour two causes, Ground Hog Day and Lay’em in Snow Memorial Run (hence Brown Dog Day). Ends up being a very long run title. Lay’em in Snow was a long term hasher who passed away recently (3 years ago). He was know for having some sort of brown dog (Luna). He is in our thoughts.
The run started near the trendy neighbourhoods of Forest Lawn and Radisson Heights. With a surprising number of parks and schools, the set the stage for multiple playground opportunities.
A fine location to start a run from
The group assembled in the parking lot ready for the run start.
Let’s get this circle organized
Blue BallsCamshaftInsane BoltHump the SharkHot Cheeks and Liquor LotsVery Saggy Testicles – Edmonton VisitorStool StufferXXX RayPMS and Mmmmm Lady FingersTwistyCoq TittyRoaring NancyDaisy DukeDastardlyShakesbeerRashy BushHardlyKing ShitBooty CampOPP
Camshaft ran the circle and went through the announcements and introductions.
Sort of a circle
Camshaft in action!
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks.
Marks hereMarks hereAll you need to know
With the mark fully described, the pack was released to find the true trail. There were multiple Eagle/Turkey splits as well of multiple playgrounds.
The Trail
Off go the runners looking for marks. After some confusion, the true trail was found.
Off out of the parking lotHead to the neighbourhoodPark foundClimbingSlidingOff to the next onePlaygroundExcellent quality iceVery slipperyPay attention to the traffic signalsTrafficWhich wayPlaygroundHigh speed spinning
OPP supervises PMS on the web
Trail this wayNo slippingDaisy finds comfortCity viewViewpointTaking it all inC-Train passageThat’s a big one!
Wood under the moon
More C-Train walkwaysSpotted hashersUp the rampAcross the parking lotAnother parkWhat is this for?Why are we waiting?Fun place to be!OK, enough of this
A bit slippery
Steep slopeNeighbourhood routeStanding in the roadTravelling in a pack
The trail continued to meander through the back alleys and eventually we found the regroup vehicle.
Beverages are good!Artwork for you to admire
Back to the bar to get set up for the down down’s.
A great space for the hash
Getting comfortable to get food and drinks ordered!
We like this placeWhat is in my pocket?Where is my beer?You are number 1Do not let others use your phone camera
The Down Downs
Twisty was the Religious Advisor for the evening. She prepared here program and got ready to deliver to the unruly crowd.
Twisty ready
A choir of Skewbic Hair and Hump the Shark were volunteered to be the choir.
Why were we born so beautiful?…. or Ear Beer Rear?
Here’s to the hares!Returning hashersInsane BoltInsane has something to show youConsequences of wearing shorts and falling on the ice….Visitor – Very Saggy TesticlesHash Shit for a new personXXX Ray wins!We are going somewhere warm!Hash shit?Why are we here?For a down down of courseBest trail ever!Why are you looking at me?We have tan linesAre we happy to be back?Best RA ever!Camshaft RA for next week!
With the program complete, we were declared “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
A fine trail of 6 km + was set and enjoyed. Thanks to Hardly and Dastardly for making this happen.
Hash Extra
The walkers had a good time it would appear. Here are some pictures showcasing the walkers experience.
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
