Slow Clap and Beer In the Rear stepped up the hare the first November run. As a theme, moustaches were required. Backing the Movember theme concerning men’s health, a good cause to stand behind.
Big Al’s has been pressed into service as the starting point. We have had good time at Big Al’s, so this would also be great!
A neighbourhood pub
The groups assembled and found a section of the parking lot to congregate as the runners got prepared.
Glowing streetlightsSort of a circle
Eventually, Camshaft called the circle to order as the we prepared for the run.
Beer in the Rear and Slow ClapHot CheeksCamshaftAbandoned PussyVisitor – Sheep EscortHardly and TwistyKing Shit with KaiLiquor LotsLazy CummerBaleu DriverHump the SharkPMS and Scissor SisterDastardlyShakesbeer of the deadHot CheeksStoolie and RashyTighty Whitey and Blue BallsNot to Deep and Cock TaleInsane Bolt and PyroLying Sack of Shit
Camshaft runs the circle by going through the announcements and introductions.
Camshaft runs the circleMarks present before the hares are called?
The hares were called into the circle to describe the marks that had been selected for this evening’s run.
Magically all the marks are already here!Standard marksYou know what to do
The pack was released to find the marks that the hares had set.
The Run
Out of the parking lot, the pack dispersed to check for marks. Eventually, marks heading south were found and pack was afoot.
Marks this way!
Off down the middle of the street
Playground found
PMS challenges the sladePlanning how to playVisitor finding trailIs my headlight bright enough?Another bright lightLong pathwayAnother parkAP and Tighty Whitey master the spinning thingAnother play thingEducation opportunityRules to followAnother parkAnother long pathwayBack alleyHeading toward the schoolAnother park beckons
Eventually, the Beer Near and regroup were found.
Regroup foundMuch rejoicingBest regroup ever!
Back to the bar to get set up for the down downs and enjoy their moustache personalities.
OhMyHairy fingerLike my StacheOne side lookin up!This is my happy faceI see youDo you like my moustache from this angleI normally look like this!Insane BoltSeems happy to be here!
The Down Downs
The group assembled at Beg Al’s and found a place to sit. Food and beverage menus were studied. Beer special was Big Rock Red!
The Religious Advisor volunteer was Skewbic Hair. He solicited stories from the group until he had enough material to work with.
Skewbic Hair – RA. Sporting a Stache
The choir was selected of Camshaft and Not To Deep. The quickly found the sound book and sang themselves a song.
Choir – Camshaft and Not To DeepWe set a great trailDown Down is tasty!Karate Klit – late arrivalOPP and PMS – bar actionHot CheeksOPP – another late cummerDastardlyScissor Sister and Dastardly – Best Regroup EverBaleu Driver – great moustacheTighty Whitey and Lazy Cummer – Moustache competionBaleu Driver enjoys a refreshmentsVisitor – Sheep EscortInsane Bolt – 150 runsShakesbeer – best costumeRashy Bush – 300 runsHash Shit Transfer – Shakesbeer has a new costumeDown down for the RA’s – Skewbic Hair and Camshaft (next week)
With the down downs complete, the group was declares “on the piss”.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair
Trail Summary
A challenging trail of close to 7 km was set and enjoyed by the group. Great work by Slow Clap and Beer in the Rear. Best regroup ever at Scissor Sister’s place, in the “hood”.
Setting a run on the eve of April Fool’s Day can be an interesting time. One of the hares, Hot Quickie, is know as April in the non hashing world. Both Beer in the Rear and Hot Quickie are marathon distance people. What could possibly be in store for the group!
The pack assembled at Shank’s Sports Grill on Macleod Trail in the South West.
Through this door pass the thirsty and hungry sports minded folks!
A large emporium to drinking, eating and sports, we arrived to take in the scale of the place inside. Our server was very interested in the group as she claimed to have some running and drinking aspirations!
Ladie’s tablesGentlemen’s tableGroup shot
We were set with a private section in the bar for when we returned from out run.
PMS made some sort of command to get the group outside to circle up in the parking lot. With the daylight hours, no flashlights required!
What a great circle!Rashy Bush and ShakesbeerLiquor Lots and Beer in the RearHot Quickie Slow ClapBlue BallsHump the SharkKing ShitMmmmm Lady Fingers and Slippy ThongKarate KlitPyroStrap On CramponStool StufferPMSOn InDastardlyHardly and TwistyHot Cheeks and Camshaft
PMS ran the circle, with announcements and introductions.
PMS in command
The hares were called in to the circle to describe the marks for the trail.
Beer in the Rear ready for winterMatching sock heightMarked with “F”‘ for FoolLow contrast coloursYou will hate us after this run!These are the marks!
The pack was released into the traffic on MacLeod Trail looking for marks.
The Trail
Along the roads we found marks in pink. The trail was not overmarked, so each mark found was a revelation!
Muddy a bitUrban adventureConstruction obstaclesRunning from the bankPatience at the pedestrian crossing
Across the busy roads to the solace of the quiet neighbourhoods. You do not appreciated the hills and alleys in Haysboro until you have to run them.
Strap on with downhill speedPMS , LL and Strap On careful with the icy alleys
Presenting Haysboro
Park action was enjoyed. Playtime was to focus. Safety first.
LL strikes a poseStrap On has this sortedNo holding back!Strap on climbs the ropeHelicopter foiledFirst place!Children behave!Statue 1Statue 2Don’t make me do this!Shakesbeer temps gravityNo change in my pockets!Slow Clap testing the polesStoolie prior to any accidentRashy Bush climbs the net!Dangerous positionSwinger
After the playing was done, the group moved on to find more attractions. The bridge over the C-Train lines offered some views of urban development.
C-Trail StationTracks heading south
We are unsure what to make of this. There are siemens involved and a notice to refrain from humping
Once over the tracks, all Horton Roads lead to the regroup.
Regroup in action!
From the regroup, off to the bar for the down down’s.
The Down Down’s
The pack settled in to our designated section and ordered beer and food. Chatting and socializing prior to the start of the closing ceremonies. Slow Clap, supported by Hump the Shark, got the facts straight for the stories and lies they were about to perform.
Table 1Table 2Table 3
With the limited down down beers ready to go, the Religious Advisors were ready to go. A choir was selected of Strap On and Slippy Thong and the performance commenced.
Limited down down’s
Slow Clap and Hump the SharkChoir – Strap On and Slippy ThongLiquor LotsPMS – confused walkerHot Quickie returnsBlue Balls with the look!
Eventually, the RA’s remembered to call up the hares and thank them for the run.
Here are the hare’s!Drink it down!
Other various and sundry offences were declared and celebrated.
Hash shit turnoverSkewbic Hair – Front runner with limited callingStrap on and Slippy – again!Mmmm Lady Fingers with fashionRashy and SlippyTwisty is amusedFor obeying the “do not hump” signsMilestone – 1550 runs
Eventually, the production was complete and we were declared “on the piss”. Fine job by our aspiring RA Slow Clap. Strap On volunteered for next week (in case she forgets).
Best RA performance by Slow Clap. More to come!
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
We ran somewhere between 6 and 7 km’s through the neighbourhood of Haysboro. Great views of MacLeod Trail and the C-Train tracks. More hills in Haysboro than you would expect!
Hash Extra
More foolish pictures from the Monday run. Don’t get fooled again!
A Drinking Club with a Running Problem — The Calgary Hash House Harriers
