Hares: Hump the Shark
Location: Bobby’s Place
47 Legacy Vw SE #2150, Calgary, AB T2X 4A7
https://maps.app.goo.gl/cmDwJe2riQmv76mp8
RA: On In
Attendance: 20
Introduction
Address to a Haggis
[…]
Ye Pow’rs wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o’ fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratfu’ prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!
Robert Burns
The Beginning
Hashers grabbed their passports, fueled up their cars, bought snacks for the ride and headed down to the deeep deeeeeep south.
The Circle
Insane Bolt led circle masterfully and we all found out (Blue Balls included) that it was a Blue Balls’ milestone! The man learned that he was getting 69’ed tonight (1369 was his magic number).
The Run
Hump, who typically likes to treat us to a long and hard one, surprised us with a slightly shorter than expected treat (but it was a little cold, to be fair).
The Down Downs
Here were some of the offenses that warranted these hashers a down down:
* OPP for being trippy
* Hot Cheeks, Twisted Sister and Blue Balls for being short cutting bastards
* Karate Klit for swinging her balls around (snow balls)
* Hot Cheeks for going down on Lazy Cummer (or going down under Lazy Cummer?.. something like that.)
* Insane Bolt for causing a muggle to rush out of her house in sweatpants and cowboy boots (now there’s the real crime)
The Highlight
The flawless singing by choir PMS and Coq Titty, despite the heckling by an angry lady.
Scribed with care by Princess Monkey Spanker
