Hares: Bacchanal and King Shit
Location: Citizen Brewing Company
227 35 Ave NE, Calgary, AB T2E 2K5
https://maps.app.goo.gl/JPGAtXgCaRH1VzDk8
RA: Hump the Shark
Attendance: 27
Multiple Hash Holds On This Fine Trail!
The Beginning
With spring in the air, King Shit and Bacchanal volunteered to set trail on this mid April day. The weather was good and the hares had planned a multi stop adventure to celebrate the day. The start point was Citizen Brewing Company, a location familiar to the group. As this was a A to B run. the down downs were at a local pub called Offside Pub and Eatery. Some chose to park in between the A and the B.
The pack assembled at Citizen Brewing, some enjoying a pre run refreshment.
Of interest, is that Citizen is next door to Pyro’s secret training centre. We now know how Pyro keeps in good shape!
PMS stepped in and sent us across the street to the customer parking lot to circle up. We had visitors, birthdays and a new boot, plus numerous versions of the hash shit available for distribution.
PMS called the hares into the circle to describe the marks. Bacchanal declared this to be a special day on the calendar, Cake and Cunnilingus Day (C&C Day) and that special treats would be available at the hash hold.
There were multiple hash holds on the run promising some interesting experiences! As well, there was talk of five playgrounds for your playing pleasure.
We were directed to the first marks and the pack was released.
The Trail
Up the hill following marks that lead to a false trail. Around in circles through the alleys to eventually find true trail.
After taking in the view and inspecting the trail treasures, the pack was off to find a playground.
Off to find more trail and what lies beyond. Where are these hash holds that were promised!
The first hash hold was discovered. With cake and jello shots celebrating the days theme, Cake and Cunnilingus.
With our cake and jello treats done, off to find more trail, parks, and the next hash hold!
Some neighbourhood features were discovered!
Hump the Shark discovered a trail treasure that made him very happy!
Another playground was found. Much playing happened.
Off we go to find more trail and playgrounds! How long is this trail anyway?
Thankfully, this last park was convenient to the regroup.
Off to the Offside Pub for the down down’s. Conveniently located near the regroup!
The group settled in and ordered drinks and snacks anticipating the start of the down down’s
The Down Down’s
The Offside was a bit crowded but they had what we needed. Hump the Shark assembled his material for the closing ceremonies. Down down beer was poured and Hump was ready to begin!
A choir was chosen and Stool Stuffer and Karate Klit sang themselves a song!
With the down down’s done, Hump the Shark declared us to be “on the piss”.
The group continued on with their mirth and merriment after a find set of down down’s.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The run was somewhere between 7 and 8 km’s. Not counting the long walk back to where the cars were parked. A fine trail with fun hash holds!
Hash Extra
Many photo’s were taken and shared for this run. Here are some to add to the experience!
