Hares: King Shit
Location: Offside Pub & Eatery
2820 Centre St N, Calgary, AB T2E 2V8
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6jLXy7czrisFDZu18
RA: Cock Tale
Attendance: 22
Wet and Slippery Ice – My Favourite!
The Beginning
The variable weather in Calgary did not disappoint! From – 20C to +10C is a bit of a swing. The snow we had received was now melting into puddles and wet slippery ice. Perfect for a hash run.
Offside Pub & Eatery is an interesting place up Centre Street in the NW. Conveniently in King Shit’s neighbourhood, a great venue to set a trail from.
The pack arrived and waited in the pub for the run to start. Some of us that arrived fashionably late missed the inside part and went right to the circle that Camshaft has organized outside.
Camshaft went through the announcements and introductions, then called the hare into the circle.
The pack was released and stumbled off to find the marks and the slippery ice.
The Trail
Finding the initial marks proved difficult. Everything was wet and shiny. Hard to see the marks. Nevertheless, marks were found and the pack headed off to find the wet and slippery trail.
At some point, Scoobie slipped on the ice and declared his run done. Limping to the regroup was his chosen course of action. Others continued and provided some pictures of the greatest trail I did not complete.
With regroup coordinates in hand, the sacred vehicle was spotted with suitable refreshments.
After we were done, it was back to the pub to get set up for the down down’s.
Food and drinks were acquired and the group patiently waited for the down down’s to begin.
The Down Down’s
The Religious Advisor for the evening was Cock Tale. His newfound enthusiasm for the group was rewarded with RA duties, coincident with his late arrival to the circle.
Cock Tale rekindled his RA skills and developed his program for the evening. Many tales were invented and he was ready to go. The beverages were ready and it was time to start.
Cock Tale selected the choir of Hump the Shark and Hardly, and they proceeded to sing themselves a song and enjoy a down down.
Cock Tale completed his efforts and was rewarded with a down down. RA for next week will be Booty Camp!
The group settled into more socializing as the evening wound down.
Scribed by Skewbic Hair.
Trail Summary
The running trail was near 7 km. An excellent wet and slippery trail on a warm evening. King Shit did a great job of making that happen.
